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Islam for Muslims / Re: When Someone Insults Islam: How To Behave by EFCC1(m): 3:23pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
Toaskarity: I never knew mohammed lost his two teethlolz..... |
Family / Re: What Bad Habits Do You Love?? by EFCC1(m): 7:09pm On Jul 14, 2012 |
licking powder milk and milo from d can |
Jokes Etc / Re: June/July WAEC Examination Questions by EFCC1(m): 8:03pm On Jun 26, 2012 |
Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky W's head (take ♊=3.14)this got me laughing |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Goodluck Jonathan 3d Rig (animation) by EFCC1(m): 5:59pm On Jun 23, 2012 |
Nice one |
Sports / Re: 2014 WC Qualifier : Malawi Vs Nigeria (1 - 1) On June 9 2012 by EFCC1(m): 3:09pm On Jun 09, 2012 |
77’ – Still a goalless situation inside the Kamuzu Banda Stadium in Blantyre 74’ – Nigeria left it late against Namibia on Sunday before they finally scored eight minutes from time, it seems this could again be the case in Malawi 71’ – It has so far been a balanced game with both teams carving some good chances 70’ – Spain-based midfielder Raheem Lawal is about to join the fray for Nigeria 68’ – Malawi have made two changes, Kayira and Nyondo have been replaced by Msowoya and Ngamb 68’ – They are attacking changes by coach Kinnah Phiri |
Sports / Re: 2014 WC Qualifier : Malawi Vs Nigeria (1 - 1) On June 9 2012 by EFCC1(m): 2:59pm On Jun 09, 2012 |
64’ – Besides Uzoenyi, Utaka is also not clicking and Keshi needs to replace them so as to give his attack a lot more bite 60’ – An hour played and Malawi are taking the game now to Nigeria 59’ – Nigeria are warming up more players 53’ – It's still Malawi 0 Nigeria 0 50’ – Likely subs for Uzoenyi would be Ahmed Musa or Sone Aluko 49’ – Enugu Rangers left winger Ejike Uzoenyi has been a pale shadow of himself in this game so far but keshi has given him a second chance to redeem himself and so he stays on the park after the interval 46’ – Malawi restart the second half 46’ – Nigeria are warming up Elderson Echiejile most likely for struggling left back Juwon Oshaniwa – The Eagles strikers need to be more composed in front of goal and they will be on top of this game – Back in the Nigeria defence, goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama made a couple of mistakes but thankfully nothing came out of those blunders 45 + 1’ – The referee brings the first half to an end. – Both teams battled for an opening goal with the Eagles creating at least two clear chances to take the lead but for the brilliance of goalkeeper Nthara, who denied both Victor Moses and Ike Uche 45’ – There will a minute of added time 41’ – Malawi have started Atletico Madrid youngster Robin Ngalande 40’ – The Malawi goalkeeper has been outstanding as he has now saved from Victor Moses and Ike Uche 39’ – Ike Uche is denied in a one-on-one situation by Malawi goalie Simplex Nthara but the Eagles get a corner for their efforts 38’ – Enyeama kicks a goal kick, nothing has changed yet 33’ – Malawi goalie makes a fine save off Victor Moses as the eagles pile on the pressure in search of a go-ahead goal 30’ – A corner to Nigeria from the free kick 23’ – So far no goals in this Group F World Cup qualifier 22’ – A throwin to Nigeria 20’ – Victor Moses wins a free kick for Nigeria 18’ – It is still a goalless situation in Blantyre between The Flames of Malawi and Nigeria's Super Eagles 16’ – Nigeria are holding their own against a very spirited home team lifted by home support 15’ – It's a very positive approach by the Super Eagles who parade five NPL star starters 14’ – The entire Kamuzu Banda Stadium is painted in the national colours of red 14’ – Nigeria are really taking the game to their hosts as if they are playing at home 13’ – It's still Malawi 0 Nigeria 0 11’ – It was a one-on-one situation and Enyeama comes good again for the Eagles 10’ – Enyeama saves off Nyondo, a great save by the Lille bench warmer 1’ – Nigeria kick off – When both teams last clashed at this same venue, the Eagles ran away 1-0 winners courtesy of a John Utaka goal in a 2004 Nations Cup qualifier. – This match will be played at the 25,000-capacity Kamuzu Banda Stadium in Blantyre, the commercial capital of Malawi. – Welcome to another live commentary of the 2014 World Cup qualifier Group F match between hosts Malawi and Nigeria’s Super Eagles. 1 Like |
Computer Market / Re: CLEAN HP DV2000 Laptop For Sale At 60,000 Naira by EFCC1(m): 7:16pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
are u in ph? |
Computer Market / Re: Any HP Notebook For Sell In PH? by EFCC1(m): 6:02pm On May 31, 2012 |
i tried reaching u...network was disturbing |
Computer Market / Re: HP Mini For Sale! Affordable!!! by EFCC1(m): 5:50pm On May 31, 2012 |
are u in PortHarcourt? |
Computer Market / Any HP Notebook For Sell In PH? by EFCC1(m): 5:40pm On May 30, 2012 |
I want to get Fairly used Hp notebook for ma sis. if u are in PortHarcourt drop ur number so we can talk |
Politics / Re: Nigeria To Send Astronauts Aloft By 2015 by EFCC1(m): 5:16pm On May 18, 2012 |
why? Should Nigeria be Sending Astronauts to Space by 2015?http://www.bellanaija.com/2012/05/18/should-nigeria-be-sending-astronauts-to-space-now/
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Politics / Nigeria To Send Astronauts Aloft By 2015 by EFCC1(m): 9:34am On May 18, 2012 |
Nigeria says it will send aloft astronauts by 2015 and launch three satellites.http://www.deccanchronicle.com/channels/sci-tech/space/nigeria-send-astronauts-aloft-2015-633 We shall get there |
Politics / ECOWAS To Deploy Troops To Guinea Bissau by EFCC1(m): 7:24pm On May 14, 2012 |
ABUJA Nigeria, west Africa’s regional powerhouse, will deploy troops to Guinea-Bissau this week, Defence Minister Bello Haliru Mohammed said on Monday at a meeting of ECOWAS defence chiefs.http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/05/nigeria-to-deploy-troops-to-g-bissau/ |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by EFCC1(m): 5:49pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
LOL! Jose Mourinho &n Madrid players react to Chelsea Triumph
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Politics / Re: Airforce Jet Accidentally Fires Missile At Building In Port-harcourt. by EFCC1(m): 5:17pm On Apr 20, 2012 |
heard it too....everyone thought it was bomb i think it was by 7am. . . just woke by den.. |
Romance / Re: Help...pls...my Girlfriend Was Reap And She Got Pregnant by EFCC1(m): 6:35pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
Inemeabasimi: My girlfriend was reapREAP. . . abi ur girlfriend na agricultural product? RAPE. . . your parent should know broh |
Technology Market / Re: Google Trader by EFCC1(m): 5:28pm On Apr 10, 2012 |
Thanks for ur reply. but have u had any experience? |
Business / Re: Google Trader by EFCC1(m): 5:11pm On Apr 10, 2012 |
need ur reply |
Technology Market / Google Trader by EFCC1(m): 5:10pm On Apr 10, 2012 |
Has anyone bought anything on online (Google trader in particular). . . Cause i don't wanna fall victim. . Thanks |
Programming / Re: Build A JAMB Result Checking Website To Win 150,000 Naira by EFCC1(m): 4:53pm On Apr 10, 2012 |
Nice |
Business / Google Trader by EFCC1(m): 3:51pm On Apr 10, 2012 |
Has anyone bought anything on online (Google trader in particular). . . Cause i don't wanna fall victim. . Thanks |
Culture / Re: Easter Monday: Pictures Of Lagos Carnival 2012 by EFCC1(m): 9:49am On Apr 09, 2012 |
Nice pics |
Phones / Re: Did MTN Remove N100 Airtime From You, Or More? by EFCC1(m): 6:08pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
imagine me wanting to make call last night only for me to find out my credit has been remove...called d customer care n was told. . dat d it was not showing on their system dat i should call back 2moro (2day) was so annoying . [b]what pained me most was d guy saying thanks 4 calling n have a nice day sir[/b]how can i have a nice day when u removed ma money |
Jokes Etc / Re: Stingy Parent by EFCC1(m): 2:55pm On Mar 19, 2012 |
bunmioguns: . . .dt's lil Dani1luv in Pic 2i agree with u |
Jokes Etc / Re: D Otunba And Angel by EFCC1(m): 2:46pm On Mar 19, 2012 |
^^ it might be old or (copy n paste) but not everyone has seen it. . . |
Jokes Etc / Stingy Parent by EFCC1(m): 4:13pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: D Otunba And Angel by EFCC1(m): 3:19pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
A man was bathing nude @ the beach & a little girl walked up 2 him, so he covered his private part with a newspaper! The little girl says, ‘what’s under there?'' The man says, A bird:-The girl goes away & the man fell asleep. He wakes up in a hospital & in great pain. A doctor & a policeman were bedside him & the Dr. asked? Do you remember what happened? The man answered,” I don’t, I was at d beach & I fell asleep after talking 2 a little girl." The policeman says, I asked her what happened? She said:- "I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird, then it spat at me! ...so I broke its neck, burnt its nest & smashed its two little eggs.". THE man fainted.... 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: D Otunba And Angel by EFCC1(m): 3:11pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
Three rats were arguing in Don Henry's house about who get swag pass and the 1st rat said: "I chop rat food wit poison I no die."2nd rat: "I dance awilo on top trap for rat, nothing do me."The 3rd rat:"just laugh, u both nah mumu "u see dat cat over there, nah me give am belle". |
Jokes Etc / D Otunba And Angel by EFCC1(m): 3:08pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
OTUNBA FRED and his wife ONYINYE UMEH were sleeping. OTUNBA started dreaming of heaven. Here is what happened there with the angel: OTUNBA and angel were going as dey reached the first gate of heaven, OTUNBA told the angel he wants to urinate, the angel said,we don't allow dat here but i permit you. As they were abt getting to the second gate, OTUNBA told the angel again he wants to polute, the angel looked at him and said, we don't allow it here but i permit you, as dey were about geting to the third gate, OTUNBA told the angel again that he wants to defecate (shit), the angel permitted him again. After OTUNBA finished shitting, he saw a rose flower by The gate, as he took the flower to clean his buttocks, a heavy slap landed on his face on bed. it was his ONYINYE. ONYINYE UMEH said;you piss for bed i no talk, you mess for bed i no talk, you shit for bed again i no talk, you won cum use my wrapper clean yansh you be mad man?.... |
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