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Religion / Re: Why Are There So Many Different Christian Interpretations? by F00028: 6:34am On Feb 23
they are not different "interpretations" of the Bible. they are different "VERSIONS" of the Bible. there's a difference which I am sure you are well aware.
Politics / Bumper Stickers For Pmb & Co. by F00028: 11:07pm On Jan 07
Bumper stickers for PMB and co.

It’s a new year and in Nigeria it's the season for bumper stickers. Here are a few that I think President Buhari and others in this government should be sticking to the rear of their cars.

“2017! MY YEAR OF REDEMPTION”:

This should sit well on the bumpers of allof PMB’s official cars. The man needs serious redeeming. Even a diehard buharist like myself who has never cast a vote for any party that Muhammadu Buhari is not in, is quietly questioning many things. Truth be told, every aspect of the buhari ideal that drew us to him since 2003, needs serious redemption. His fight against corruption needs redemption. His monetary policy needs redemption. Even his budgets need to be redeemed. Thankfully he has the whole of 2017 to do the redeeming because 2018 the campaigns start and by then it’ll be too late.

“MAN PROPOSES GOD DISPOSES”:

This is for Kemi the Finance Minister. She has tried everything she knows in economics in the over one year that she has been in office but nothing seemed to have worked. The economy moved from “slowing down” to “negative growth” to “recession” to “stagflation”. But she’s human, she can only propose. The rest is up to God.

“THE DOWNFALL OF A MAN IS NOT THE END OF HIS LIFE”:

Something tells me Hon. Abdulmumuni Jibril already has this sticker. How do I know? Well just a few months ago he was sitting atop one of the most lucrative committees of the House of Representatives and now he’s suspended from the same house. He fought long and hard and threw tantrums all over the place in order to bring down his former “partners in crime” along with him but no one cared to listen. So at the moment he may be down but I know he’s not out. Nothing will convey this message better than this sticker.

“WHO GRAMMAR DON EPP [?]”:

would be great for Solomon Dalung’s car. And instead of a bumper sticker, I’d suggest he makes a much bigger sticker, big enough to cover his rear windscreen. That way it’ll be amply clear to all those people that are disturbing him because of his grammar that when it comes to Mr. Dalung, grammar doesn't count. They should find other things to disturb him about.

“WHERE MAN DEY WORK NA THERE HIN GO CHOP”:

There are many in PMB’s team thatshould proudly drive around with this sticker on their bumper but there is only one man for whom it’s a perfect match. You guessed it…David Babashir Lawal.

“LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE”:

I don’t live in Abuja so I can’t really appraise the performance of the FCT minister but based strictly on the complaints of Abuja residents, I assign this sticker to him. Because thats what he seems to have been doing since November 2015.

“LET MY ENEMIES LIVE LONG AND SEE WHAT I WILL BECOME IN FUTURE”:

If Amaechi hasn’t already done a victory lap around Portharcourt with this sticker then he needs to fire all his advisers. The very thought of a future in which Amaechi is bigger than he is now, would send shivers through Wike the strength of which can be picked up on the Richter scale.

“HAPPY SURVIVAL ”:

After what he went through to survive the CCT trial, Senator Saraki needs two of these. One to stitch on his agbada and the other to stick on his car.

“NOBODY KNOWS TOMORROW”:

This one is for me. I reserved it for myself because the only resolution I made for 2017 is to think positive. But it is impossible to do that with all the gloomy economic outlook for 2017 churned out by our know-all economists. So I say to them…NOBODY KNOWS TOMORROW

Cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44

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Properties / Re: Good Location, Freshly Painted Two Bedroom Flat To Let@kubwa, Abuja by F00028: 11:17am On Aug 31, 2016
ready and waiting
Politics / Re: Breaking News: President Buhari Vows To Deal With Niger Delta Militants (PHOTO) by F00028: 2:57pm On Aug 28, 2016
mazichika:
This man na certified olodo!

Yesterday he was begging them to stop,today he is threatening them with fire and thunder.

first the carrot...THEN THE STICK

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Properties / Re: Good Location, Freshly Painted Two Bedroom Flat To Let@kubwa, Abuja by F00028: 8:55pm On Aug 27, 2016
still ...
Romance / Re: Why Do Majority Of Nigerians Judge Base On Facial Appearance by F00028: 7:48pm On Aug 27, 2016
how many of the "majority of Nigerians" did you actually poll?
Properties / Re: Good Location, Freshly Painted Two Bedroom Flat To Let@kubwa, Abuja by F00028: 12:11pm On Aug 25, 2016
affordable too!
Properties / Re: Good Location, Freshly Painted Two Bedroom Flat To Let@kubwa, Abuja by F00028: 12:25pm On Aug 24, 2016
still available..!
Properties / Re: Good Location, Freshly Painted Two Bedroom Flat To Let@kubwa, Abuja by F00028: 12:23pm On Aug 24, 2016
it's in a nice gated area for added security!
Properties / Good Location, Freshly Painted Two Bedroom Flat To Let@kubwa, Abuja by F00028: 3:30pm On Aug 23, 2016
I have a two bedroom, two toilet, tiled floors, interlocked drive in flat for rent in kubwa. anyone interested? pm me.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Is Islam A Total Departure From Judaism And Christianity? by F00028: 11:56am On Aug 02, 2016
Plappvillemoi:
Muslims have run away. They can't answer. . cheesy
can't answer what?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Is Islam A Total Departure From Judaism And Christianity? by F00028: 9:54pm On Aug 01, 2016
truthmans2012:


Islam is Satan made religion. C'est finis.

Jesus is still comnunicating with us as in the days of the Apostles. That show He is our Lord. That is why miracles are happening among us.

When last did you hear from Muhammad or allaah?
really? how does he communicate with you? what is he telling you?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Is Islam A Total Departure From Judaism And Christianity? by F00028: 10:33pm On Jul 31, 2016
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Is Islam A Total Departure From Judaism And Christianity? by F00028: 9:33pm On Jul 31, 2016
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Is Islam A Total Departure From Judaism And Christianity? by F00028: 11:34pm On Jul 30, 2016
truthmans2012:


Funny grin grin grin

What has been actually corrupted in the Bible?

asked and answered...severally grin

truthmans2012:

What Scripture was allaah recommending to Muhammad?

Then, you have also to deal with the corruption of the quran:

www.nairaland.com/3073085/missing-verses-quran-proofs

the revelations given to God's previous prophets
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Is Islam A Total Departure From Judaism And Christianity? by F00028: 9:24pm On Jul 30, 2016
truthmans2012:


Allaah in Quran 10:94 recommended the earlier Scripture to Muhammad and you are saying he didn't . If he didn't lie it means you are the liar.
there is no "bible" in the verse!
look it's clear the bible has been corrupted. deal with it angry

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Is Islam A Total Departure From Judaism And Christianity? by F00028: 7:35pm On Jul 30, 2016
truthmans2012:


So allaah was lying?

you're confused. God doesn't lie.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Is Islam A Total Departure From Judaism And Christianity? by F00028: 11:11am On Jul 30, 2016
truthmans2012:


With your allegation, allaah still approved and recommended it to Muhammad for consultation.

Read about the corruption of the Quran here:

www.nairaland.com/3073085/missing-verses-quran-proofs

God has never recommended the "bible" to Muhammad (pbuh)

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Is Islam A Total Departure From Judaism And Christianity? by F00028: 11:08am On Jul 30, 2016
Plappvillemoi:


How does this sound corrupted to you. A corrupt book is that whose texts are modified. Like the quran. Do you know about the SA.TANIC VER.SE that was deleted from the qu.ran? This is pure a proof of a corrupted book. wink
I thought it was plain to see. no? ok.
it's either:
1- the real bible has 73 books which means the protestants have thrown 6 whole books of God's word thereby corrupting it or;
2- the catholics have corrupted it by adding 6 fake books to 66 books to arrive a t 73 books.

you can't have it both ways . so which is it? 6 books more or 6 books less?

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Is Islam A Total Departure From Judaism And Christianity? by F00028: 10:12pm On Jul 29, 2016
truthmans2012:
I know muslims will hide under the slogan "the Bible is corrupted" when in actual fact they have not been able to point out what was corrupted in it and what the original is...
the Roman Catholics bible has 73 books, the protestants' bible has 66 books. the clearest evidence even a child can understand..

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Religion / Re: Jihad Quran 9:123 Vs. Matthew 10:34 By James M. Arlandson by F00028: 1:31pm On Jul 22, 2016
that's

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Assalamu Alaykum Warahmatullah by F00028: 8:54am On Jul 22, 2016
pls give a source for the science bit.
...to many contentious readers, Muslims even sad
Sports / Re: Predict Who Will Win: France Vs Germany, And Win Free Airtime Of Any Network by F00028: 2:10pm On Jul 05, 2016
if there's a winner It will be either FRANCE or GERMANY grin

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Islam for Muslims / Re: In Pictures, Impact Of Fasting On Muslims At National Mosque Abj by F00028: 10:00am On Jul 02, 2016
SeverusSnape:
grin

To be sincere, that fasting na wash, I know plenty muslim guys, girls and women who eat to their fill even when it's not time to break their fasting.

They will eat, clean mouth, and feign hunger. I just dey laugh.
it's a faith thing...you wouldn't understand

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Technology Market / Re: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by F00028: 10:32pm On Jun 24, 2016
boss, please what the smallest generator that can carry surface water pumping machine? thanks.
Politics / Re: Trending Now #biafraexit......ipob Lunches A Hash Tag #biafraexit by F00028: 9:30pm On Jun 24, 2016
undecided how very original
Religion / Re: If A Man Has Multiple Wives And Becomes A Christian, What Is He Supposed To Do? by F00028: 8:12am On Jun 21, 2016
eph12:

See it's not by force to become a Christian o. Nobody is forcing anybody. He can decide to be a Muslim, pagan atheist or whatever to accommodate his 100 wives. Thank you.

bros, no be fight.

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Religion / Re: If A Man Has Multiple Wives And Becomes A Christian, What Is He Supposed To Do? by F00028: 11:51pm On Jun 20, 2016
eph12:

The first legally married wife is the recognized one irrespective of whether she is a Muslim Christian or pagan.
so he should sack his christian wife and keep the pagan fist wife to abide by your one man-one wife policy?

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Religion / Re: If A Man Has Multiple Wives And Becomes A Christian, What Is He Supposed To Do? by F00028: 9:39pm On Jun 20, 2016
eph12:
Christianity recognises the first wife as the legitimate wife
what if the first wife doesn't become christian but the second wife does?

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Match me with a Pious Female Muslimah For Second Marriage! by F00028: 8:33am On Jun 15, 2016
lobaloba88:


This is my real community.
oh, ok. my mistake.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Match me with a Pious Female Muslimah For Second Marriage! by F00028: 5:25am On Jun 15, 2016
undecided aren't there any pious female Muslimahs in your real community?

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