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Investment / Re: Lets Talk Annuity by F00028: 11:07am On Feb 19
what's the catch?
Religion / Re: Dear Christains Allah Is Another Name For God "New Testament" by F00028: 10:37am On Jan 30
not only that:

Career / Re: I Want To Sue My Employer For Terminating My Appointment Without Reason by F00028: 11:31am On Jan 24
an employer is not bound to give reasons for terminating you employment
going to court over this could prove to be a waste of time and resources for you
Education / Re: Oxymoron: Phrase With Two Words Having Contradictory Meaning by F00028: 4:45pm On Jan 23
bitter sweet
open secret

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Health / Re: Clean 9 For Turbo Weight Loss by F00028: 10:12am On Oct 21, 2015
do you still have it in stock? if yes, give me a number I can call.
Politics / Re: PHOTO: Buhari And Osinbajo Laughs Hard As Saraki Looks On Perplexity by F00028: 7:21am On Oct 09, 2015
VP: Oga you dey show am o!
Culture / Re: 5 Common Cases Of Colonial Mentality In Nigeria by F00028: 12:21pm On Sep 21, 2015

That one is a universal issue. All around the world, suits are the international standard

angry international standard for what?

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Culture / Re: 5 Common Cases Of Colonial Mentality In Nigeria by F00028: 8:20am On Sep 21, 2015
6) favouring traditional European attire (suits) over our own, for formal occasions
Politics / Re: PHOTO: Virgin Mary Appeared In Kaduna by F00028: 9:53am On Sep 20, 2015
she must have been wearing hijab to leave such a shadow


Politics / Re: They Said Virgin Mary Appeared In Kaduna (photo) by F00028: 9:51am On Sep 20, 2015
she must have been wearing hijab to leave such a shadow
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu The Biafra 3rd President Dares Nigeria Govt Release Family Pictures by F00028: 3:37pm On Sep 10, 2015
why all the furniture still dey leda? undecided
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Do Muslim Females Make Very Beautiful Hairstlyles To Eventually Cover It Up? by F00028: 7:57pm On Aug 10, 2015
so at the end of the day, they do it for a man somewhere, oh well
feminist alert! cheesy

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Religion / Re: I Am An Atheist Ask Me Any Anything Part 2 by F00028: 10:56am On Aug 10, 2015
no, I am a major in biochemistry; a scientific field. It will be crazy for me to believe in stuff like that.
how about the story of evolution? do you believe in that story?
Family / Re: 5 Reasons Why Feminism Is Wrong And Should Be STOPPED!!! by F00028: 10:48am On Aug 10, 2015

My dear what do you think Feminism is all about?

who can tell? no two feminists can agree on anything undecided

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Family / Re: 5 Reasons Why Feminism Is Wrong And Should Be STOPPED!!! by F00028: 2:58pm On Aug 09, 2015
Women are not created to be exploited.you have a very wrong view of women and i'm tempted to ask if you fell off the mango tree.didn't you notice the strength and the virtues that are deposited in the one who bore you? or was it a he that nutured you.women are assets ;groom , appriciate and invest in us and you will have heaven on earth!
despice us to your detriment.
....and I ain't no feminist
Family / Re: 5 Reasons Why Feminism Is Wrong And Should Be STOPPED!!! by F00028: 2:08pm On Aug 09, 2015
following! this could be interesting grin
Religion / Re: Why Jesus Christ Was A Muslim / 13 Reasons Why Adebayor Reverts by F00028: 10:56am On Aug 04, 2015
Kindly give us John 3:16,17 in aramaic and tell us if muslims believe that too.
you can find it yourself and see if what you are looking for is there smiley

Religion / Re: Why Jesus Christ Was A Muslim / 13 Reasons Why Adebayor Reverts by F00028: 1:50pm On Aug 03, 2015
Luke 6:40 (KJV):The disciple is not above his master: but everyone that isperfectshall be as his master.

however in aramaic the bolded word is actually MUSLIM:
"Ein talmeed na'leh 'al rabbo; shekken kal adam she'MUSHLAM yihyeh k'rabbo."
The most accurate and honest translation forthe Aramaic 'mushlam' is none other than the Arabic, 'muslim'.The Hebrew word "mushlam" comes from the root "Sh L M". "Shalom" which comes from the same root means "peace". The Arabic word "muslim" comes from the root "S L M". "Salam" means "peace". "Salem" means "safe".see the Aramaic bible society ,

http://home.comcast.net/~rzuberi/index_files/page0005.htm , and
http://home.comcast.net/~rzuberi/articles/Being_Like_The_Teacher.pdf .

Celebrities / Re: Unbeliverable, See How Lovely Onitsha Look In The 1960s by F00028: 1:40pm On Aug 03, 2015
how does it look now?
Politics / Re: VIDEO: Namadi Sambo Declares PDP The Real Islamic Party & APC A Christian Party by F00028: 4:19pm On Feb 04, 2015
has he forgotten his oga?!? undecided

Jokes Etc / Re: What's Wrong With This Pics ? by F00028: 1:36am On Feb 03, 2015
the goat is hungry of buhari
Religion / Re: Has Anyone Read The Entire Bible - Genesis To Revelation? by F00028: 5:34pm On Jan 31, 2015
I have not finished it. But started studying it. It's very inspiring. I advise myself to take it slowly in order to feel the word. It's a thing every christian should do. A daily food.
keep going. let me know if you ever get to the end of revelations
Politics / Re: Feb 14th 1985 Buhari Praised Islamic Enonomics (with Pic) by F00028: 8:13am On Jan 29, 2015
he's not the only one. recently:
British Prime Minister David Cameron says he wants to make London one of the centers of global Islamic finance, one of the fastest-growing sectors of the international market....
Technology Market / Re: If You've Used Any Of These Gadgets Before, You Maybe Older Than You Think!! by F00028: 9:27am On Jan 09, 2015
what of those of us wey dey still use am?

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Politics / Re: GEJ At The Notorious Camp Five Creek In 2007 To Plead With The Millitants by F00028: 12:11am On Dec 15, 2014
GEJ should equally send his vice president, Muhammad Namadi Sambo to bh

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Religion / Re: Boko Haram Attacked Our Building ─ T.B. Joshua by F00028: 7:19am On Sep 15, 2014
undecided how come he didn't see it coming?

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Politics / Re: Chronicles Of Missing “things” In Nigeria by F00028: 7:42pm On Sep 11, 2014
^^^ you never cite your own sources undecided

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Nairaland / General / Re: Residents Grab Catholic Seminarians, Tag Them Terrorists by F00028: 8:58am On Sep 03, 2014
nonsense! and bh members would advertise their presence in akute? undecided
Family / Re: How I Resigned Fromthe “one Man – Onewife” Club by F00028: 11:14pm On Sep 01, 2014

I understand how you feel. The truth is bitter and it hurts. pele.
sorry for yourself. you think marriage is just about se.x.
Family / Re: How I Resigned Fromthe “one Man – Onewife” Club by F00028: 11:45am On Sep 01, 2014
...Greed is their main reason for their status. they all see women as s*e*x objects and properties acquired to service their pen1ses only. Nothing more! This tells you why they are equated to lab rats in the Op. Pathetic!!
you have a very narrow construction of what marriage is.
Family / How I Resigned Fromthe “one Man – Onewife” Club by F00028: 10:34am On Sep 01, 2014
Maybe it’s midlife crises or maybe it’s
something else, but recently the topic of
polygamy keeps finding its way into
conversations with my friends. And because I
always insist that one woman was enough for
me, they call me the President of the ‘One man
– One wife’ club. But something happened
some weeks ago that changed all of that.
You see my preference for monogamy is not
rooted in any belief in its superiority as a
matrimonial system rather it is based simply
on my fear of fatigue. In my calculation, if
having a wife requires some considerable
amount of work – you know, the kind of work
that husband do on their wives (I’m trying hard
not to be vulgar here) – then having 2 wives
will automatically mean twice the work, 3
wives thrice the work, etc. and since with only
one wife I am at a point of equilibrium, I felt
getting a second wife will tilt the balance
towards fatigue. And because I believe strongly
that marriage is meant to be a pleasant
experience, then there shouldn’t be any room
for fatigue in it, hence my preference for
monogamy. But apparently, I was wrong.
Sexual relations had no respect for math logic
after all. I was made to realize this first by a
group of polygamists and then later by a
published scientific paper.

First the polygamists…

Some weeks ago, I was in a conversation with
some senior colleagues at the office (all of
them with multiple wives) and one of them
mentioned how his sexual drive effectively
doubled after he married his second wife. [In
case you are wondering why we were having
that kind of conversation at the office, well, we
were on strike then]. As soon as the guy said
that, all the others supported him with similar
experiences of their own. One of them, a three
star General (that’s polygamists’ lingo for
having three wives) said he is so virile now
that he can actually service all three wives in
one night. And he added, looking pointedly at
my now incredulous face that he too wouldn’t
have believed back when he had just one wife,
that he would actually “perform” much better
with three. He concluded that it was a mystery
only Generals could understand. Apparently,
having one wife didn’t make me a one star

Then the science…

A couple of days ago, I was searching the web
for something completely unrelated and
accidentally stumbled upon the findings of a
research that was conducted way back in the
1970s. The experiment was initially conducted
on rats but was subsequently carried out on
other higher mammals all with very similar
results. The summary of the findings as aptly
put by Glenn Wilson in his “The Great Sex
“The males of most mammals have a definite
urge towards seeking variety in their in sexual
partners. If a male rat is introduced to a female
rat in a cage, a remarkably high copulation rate
will be observed at first. Then, progressively,
the male will tire of that particular female and,
even though there is no apparent change in her
receptivity, he eventually reaches a point where
he has little apparent libido. However, if the
original female is then removed and a fresh one
supplied, the male is immediately restored to
his former vigor and enthusiasm.”
That essentially was what “three star General”
was talking about. Scientists call it the
Coolidge Effect. It was named after the 30
president of the United States, Calvin Coolidge.

It was said that the President and his wife
were visiting a government farm in Kentucky
one day and after arrival were taken off on
separate tours. When Mrs. Coolidge passed by
the chicken pens she paused to ask her guide
how often the rooster could be expected to
perform his duty. ‘Dozens of times a day’ was
her guide’s reply. She was most impressed by
this and said rather mischievously, ‘Please tell
that to the President.’ When the President was
duly informed of the rooster’s performance he
was initially dumbfounded. Then a thought
occurred to him. ‘Was this with the same hen
each time?’ he inquired. ‘Oh no, Mr President, a
different one each time’ was his host’s reply.
The President nodded slowly, smiled and said,
”Tell that to Mrs Coolidge!’ And thus the
phenomenon was named the Coolidge Effect.
With this discovery there’s nothing left for me
to do than to honorably resign my position as
the president of the “One man – One wife”
club. And in case you are reading this and you
happen to be my wife, I’ll like to assure you
darling that I am still a member of the club I
am just not the president anymore.


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