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Business / Re: Can Nigerians Really Make Money On Facebook? by itsik(m): 12:01am On Mar 02
2nd to comment.

Nice one here.

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Politics / Re: Senate passes Federal Audit Services Bill by itsik(m): 11:58pm On Mar 01
Hopeless Nincompoops.

Which fight against corruption?

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Politics / Re: Photos From Lekki Toll Gate Protest Against Price Hike In Lagos (Photos) by itsik(m): 6:22pm On Feb 09
See that babe on pink yansh oh mai God

If that one smother you ehhhh! Heaven. shocked shocked



Politics / Re: Photos From Lekki Toll Gate Protest Against Price Hike In Lagos (Photos) by itsik(m): 6:20pm On Feb 09





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Car Talk / Re: Obi Okeke Buys Arnold Schwarzenegger's Bugatti For $2.5m (Photos) by itsik(m): 12:05am On Jan 31
Could never have been this proud if I was from another tribe.

There is something about igbos sha.

Sweet ride my man

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Celebrities / Re: Amber Rose Rocks Smaller Boobs After Her Reduction Surgery (Photos) by itsik(m): 12:03am On Jan 31
Why this lady no just come marry me.
We wont need this reduction.

See sweet succulent oranges for my joy.

Walahi if my wife is fair and evenly bursty like her eh, will spoil her with money shocked shocked shocked

Just love fair, slim, moderately booby ladies


Politics / Re: Warning Circular To NTA Staff Over Liking & Sharing Of Online Publications(Memo) by itsik(m): 10:21pm On Jan 29
Nigeria is finished under this man Buhari


Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah Endorses Buhari, Mohammed Abubakar For Second Term by itsik(m): 8:01pm On Jan 25
Goons will always endorse their member.

Wasn't expecting any different tjing from them. If alone this first term promised them 5000 hectares per state.
Is it not like giving them 1/6th of nigeria.

Kai Baba

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Family / Re: I'm About Losing The Man I Love And Being Pressured To Marry The One I Never Did by itsik(m): 12:09am On Jan 24
Wow. So bad
Romance / Re: Ladies Are You Cool With Guys Grabbing Your Backside In Public? (Photo) by itsik(m): 10:16pm On Jan 22
If am your man. I might not do it where everyone will see it.
Might like doing it in private or in an enclosed area.
But surely, I will like to grab my girl's or wife's ass nah. Haba. Why them give her the ass if not for my grabbing and sleeping on it.
They can be so soft shocked shocked

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Religion / Re: Pastor E.A Adeboye Visits Rivers State (Photos) by itsik(m): 9:41pm On Jan 22

first to comment ooooooooooooooo
Schai, I don't know what to say again as am on my bed crying for this great achievement of mine.
Just keep trying in life and you will be this great.
This shows this is my year of great achievements.

Back to the topic, what brings him to this state?
This state that I once loved and wished or wanted to raise my kids in, but they disappointed me.
This state that has on their own raised and encouraged stealing, cultism, fraternity, prostitution, gun running etc.
Rivers state will not and never be free of these things above until their elders come out and call a spade a spade. I have never seen a state that supports crime like this state. From old to young. Worst are the ones they call the "Ikweres".
Most of them are blood thirsty, uncultured, lazy, and a menace to the society.
Dont ask how I came to this conclusion, cos I reside in this state and I know them. It has even affected the igbos that grew up amongst them.

Please man of GOD, preach to these men in power to know that using this selfish and hungry youths to achieve wicked political aims isn't the right way.
And also to the youths, tell them to know that no life is worth the money these politicians pay them to take.

Rivers state is so rotten that most streets can't be conplete if there is no one or two or even group of cult gangs amongst them.
I know some will come here to defend them that are other states free of these? My answer is, the state Rivers is the worst of them all.
Their fake life is second to none. They all believe the oil is theirs and they will never work. Thereby always looking for successful people to steal from, rob or kidnap.
Oneday my phone was stolen and I saw who robbed me off my phone at gunpoint. Reported to the police.
Their police told me that if they arrest him, that their chiefs will bail or release him, then he will come bsck for me. So that I should let him go.
Imagine, the police is even afraid of their elders and chiefs. The Rumuokwurusi area is the worst.

Well man of GOD, help preach to these wicked leaders and elders. If they will listen

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Politics / Re: Fayose Imposes Yearly Registration Fee On Herdsmen In Ekiti by itsik(m): 10:12pm On Jan 21
I weep for this nation

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Sports / Re: Shehu Abdullahi In Tear As He Bids Farewell To Anorthosis Famagusta by itsik(m): 6:25pm On Jan 21
Crying while u are rich can be sweet eh.
Go to turkey and continue hammering money.

See if you poor just respect urself and better not cry ooooo
Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu Bares Her Boobs In Push-up Bras Advert (Video, Photo) by itsik(m): 9:00am On Jan 12
Olympus has been conquered.
I repeat,
Olympus is thriving to get to the earth's crust.

3 minutes of silence
To all the soldiers that never made it to war but died even before any serious action. Like this her boobs.


Career / Re: Daring Rescue: LASEMA Recognizes Daring Third Mainland Bridge Rescue Responders by itsik(m): 6:59pm On Jan 08
See how ibos are developing lagos.

Ugochukwu is his name oooo


Politics / Re: Despite Producing Most Oil, Akwa Ibom Has No NNPC, DPR Offices - Governor Udom by itsik(m): 7:11pm On Jan 03
Make Nairaland sarki and his fulani cohorts catch this governor.

He will know never to tell bloggers to post such.
Useless Bmc


Celebrities / Re: Banky W And Adesua Etomi Perform Together On Stage For The First Time (Video) by itsik(m): 4:16pm On Dec 27, 2017

Your grammar nah die. Walahi.

Hwy jot use pigin like me dey do. On how you make mistake here for pigin. No one go notice


Politics / Re: Segun Awosanya "Sega", #ENDSARS Originator Wins AFZ 2017 Person Of The Year by itsik(m): 11:07am On Dec 27, 2017

#ENDSARS. They are all thieves and blood thirsty killers


Politics / Re: Yemi Osinbajo Spotted With A Power Bank? (Photo) by itsik(m): 10:27pm On Dec 22, 2017
Fashola. It will not be well with you.

Minister of darkness

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Celebrities / Re: Adunni Ade's Makeup Photo Vs Her Makeup Free Photo by itsik(m): 2:01pm On Dec 20, 2017
I just love yellow girls. My dream is to marry one.

Cos in za oza room, they are a bundle of joy to behold. Only the wise know what am saying.

Back to the topic,
I like em fair with or without makeup. Could pass them for a meal to myself

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Celebrities / Re: Debie Rise Celebrates Her 25th Birthday With New Photos by itsik(m): 12:13pm On Dec 20, 2017
I will like to call this girl "my Flat mate" as in *Flat*

She should do something meaningful with her life now there is time. Soonest now the only option she will have is Olosho job.

Stupid yeyebrities deceiving young girls since the time of Alexander the great.

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Religion / Re: Pope Francis Prays For Release Of 6 Kidnapped Nigerian Sisters by itsik(m): 7:38pm On Dec 17, 2017
This NwaAmaikpe guy is a cattle rearer.

Not on such matters nau.
People are still grieving here nau. Lives are at stake here.
Where is your human sympathy mr nwaAmaikpe?

Pray you dont have a serious case like this In real life and report to nairaland.com for help.
cos then you will understand that its not everything you cajole or make jest of.


Celebrities / Re: Mo Abudu, Mrs Osinbajo, Lai Mohammed, Mrs Saraki At Premiere Of Wedding Party 2 by itsik(m): 11:45am On Dec 12, 2017
Well I dont know whether to say "misplaced priority"
Events / Re: Lady Celebrates Her Underaged Son's Birthday At A Night Club In Ibadan by itsik(m): 10:25pm On Dec 06, 2017
Some people that call themselves parents nowadays are nothing to write home about.

I pity the single like me out there.
Is there still hope?

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Music/Radio / Re: LYRICS: Vector – Gunshots by itsik(m): 8:49pm On Dec 05, 2017
Am for anyone who will blast this shame of a Government.

So appalling,
They lack shame and morals. Jeez


Celebrities / Re: Efe Looks Like Headies Award - Female Fan (Video, Photos) by itsik(m): 3:48pm On Nov 28, 2017
Our savagery is second to none on earth.

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Education / Re: Maryleen Uluaku Ndubuaku Graduates With Distinction From UK University Photo by itsik(m): 3:06pm On Nov 28, 2017
Some will come here and start screaming "beauty with brains"
See, she might have the brains, yes.
But beauty? Nwa nna forget it. She is far from that one biko

How is this girl beautiful now eh?
Why can't people be sincere and truthful to themselves and tell her the truth.


Celebrities / Re: Banky W Exposes Adesua Etomi In Her Nude State Mistakenly (Photo) by itsik(m): 10:29am On Nov 28, 2017
Oh my goodness,
Why is the Internet this bad and wicked.
And u guys grabbed it immediately and have started sharing it?

Haba, for una ooo

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Car Talk / Re: This 1,341-HP Electric On/Off-Road Miss R Supercar Is Quicker Than Tesla Roaster by itsik(m): 9:27am On Nov 28, 2017
While we are busy buying
Mitsubishi, honda, Mercedes.

See countries challenging themselves and carving their name in gold.
Crime / Re: Fakhriyya Ben-umar, The First Wife Of Bilyamin Bello Who Was Killed By 2nd Wife by itsik(m): 12:39am On Nov 28, 2017
Him get this one still go carry that demon wey kill am.
Such a pity.

I weap sha for this guy and the family he left behind.
But why did she do that. I mean the second wife?


Crime / Re: Stainless Precious Rape Joke: Ogechi Stella Njoku, Rape Victim Slams Comedian by itsik(m): 4:13pm On Nov 26, 2017
This is serious sha.

Dont know if it's me or something.
The few times I have tried making out with a girl and she wasn't so wet down there or she wasn't so much in the mood.
Once I try to insert my D*** and I meet a brickwall or find any hinderance be it from my host or from whatever source, My d**** suddenly shrinks or go down on its own.
Even my ex girlfriend use to tunt me then with it that shey I know once she tries to make it difficult for me to enter once or twice that shey I know I will go down.
Guys, just program urself that way. It will help u avoid this kinda acts u will regret later. As most atimes u might be struggling with the lady and out of self defence she kills you in the process. My dear na die you die ooooo.
Dont even know why a sane man will enjoy sex by force or sex where she isnt wet enough or where she hasnt given her consent,.
Ladies also should try to avoid things that will lead to such.
My dear yes, ladies need to do that cos one thing is to overcome sin another is to avoid the occasion of sin. As a lady if u know those things you do or portray that make guys hot or Hot around you, stop them. Cos it might look like u are slaying or a fly girl, but actually the consequences might be what u never phantomed.
Please lets help each other. Ladies never go to any guy's house who isn't your guy to pass the night biko.

No To Rape.
Rape Is Not Good

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