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Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu Bares Her Boobs In Push-up Bras Advert (Video, Photo) by itsik(m): 9:00am On Jan 12
Olympus has been conquered.
I repeat,
Olympus is thriving to get to the earth's crust.

3 minutes of silence
To all the soldiers that never made it to war but died even before any serious action. Like this her boobs.


Career / Re: Daring Rescue: LASEMA Recognizes Daring Third Mainland Bridge Rescue Responders by itsik(m): 6:59pm On Jan 08
See how ibos are developing lagos.

Ugochukwu is his name oooo


Politics / Re: Despite Producing Most Oil, Akwa Ibom Has No NNPC, DPR Offices - Governor Udom by itsik(m): 7:11pm On Jan 03
Make Nairaland sarki and his fulani cohorts catch this governor.

He will know never to tell bloggers to post such.
Useless Bmc


Celebrities / Re: Banky W And Adesua Etomi Perform Together On Stage For The First Time (Video) by itsik(m): 4:16pm On Dec 27, 2017

Your grammar nah die. Walahi.

Hwy jot use pigin like me dey do. On how you make mistake here for pigin. No one go notice


Politics / Re: Segun Awosanya "Sega", #ENDSARS Originator Wins AFZ 2017 Person Of The Year by itsik(m): 11:07am On Dec 27, 2017

#ENDSARS. They are all thieves and blood thirsty killers


Politics / Re: Yemi Osinbajo Spotted With A Power Bank? (Photo) by itsik(m): 10:27pm On Dec 22, 2017
Fashola. It will not be well with you.

Minister of darkness

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Celebrities / Re: Adunni Ade's Makeup Photo Vs Her Makeup Free Photo by itsik(m): 2:01pm On Dec 20, 2017
I just love yellow girls. My dream is to marry one.

Cos in za oza room, they are a bundle of joy to behold. Only the wise know what am saying.

Back to the topic,
I like em fair with or without makeup. Could pass them for a meal to myself

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Celebrities / Re: Debie Rise Celebrates Her 25th Birthday With New Photos by itsik(m): 12:13pm On Dec 20, 2017
I will like to call this girl "my Flat mate" as in *Flat*

She should do something meaningful with her life now there is time. Soonest now the only option she will have is Olosho job.

Stupid yeyebrities deceiving young girls since the time of Alexander the great.

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Religion / Re: Pope Francis Prays For Release Of 6 Kidnapped Nigerian Sisters by itsik(m): 7:38pm On Dec 17, 2017
This NwaAmaikpe guy is a cattle rearer.

Not on such matters nau.
People are still grieving here nau. Lives are at stake here.
Where is your human sympathy mr nwaAmaikpe?

Pray you dont have a serious case like this In real life and report to nairaland.com for help.
cos then you will understand that its not everything you cajole or make jest of.


Celebrities / Re: Mo Abudu, Mrs Osinbajo, Lai Mohammed, Mrs Saraki At Premiere Of Wedding Party 2 by itsik(m): 11:45am On Dec 12, 2017
Well I dont know whether to say "misplaced priority"
Events / Re: Lady Celebrates Her Underaged Son's Birthday At A Night Club In Ibadan by itsik(m): 10:25pm On Dec 06, 2017
Some people that call themselves parents nowadays are nothing to write home about.

I pity the single like me out there.
Is there still hope?

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Music/Radio / Re: LYRICS: Vector – Gunshots by itsik(m): 8:49pm On Dec 05, 2017
Am for anyone who will blast this shame of a Government.

So appalling,
They lack shame and morals. Jeez


Celebrities / Re: Efe Looks Like Headies Award - Female Fan (Video, Photos) by itsik(m): 3:48pm On Nov 28, 2017
Our savagery is second to none on earth.

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Education / Re: Maryleen Uluaku Ndubuaku Graduates With Distinction From UK University Photo by itsik(m): 3:06pm On Nov 28, 2017
Some will come here and start screaming "beauty with brains"
See, she might have the brains, yes.
But beauty? Nwa nna forget it. She is far from that one biko

How is this girl beautiful now eh?
Why can't people be sincere and truthful to themselves and tell her the truth.


Celebrities / Re: Banky W Exposes Adesua Etomi In Her Nude State Mistakenly (Photo) by itsik(m): 10:29am On Nov 28, 2017
Oh my goodness,
Why is the Internet this bad and wicked.
And u guys grabbed it immediately and have started sharing it?

Haba, for una ooo

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Car Talk / Re: This 1,341-HP Electric On/Off-Road Miss R Supercar Is Quicker Than Tesla Roaster by itsik(m): 9:27am On Nov 28, 2017
While we are busy buying
Mitsubishi, honda, Mercedes.

See countries challenging themselves and carving their name in gold.
Crime / Re: Fakhriyya Ben-umar, The First Wife Of Bilyamin Bello Who Was Killed By 2nd Wife by itsik(m): 12:39am On Nov 28, 2017
Him get this one still go carry that demon wey kill am.
Such a pity.

I weap sha for this guy and the family he left behind.
But why did she do that. I mean the second wife?


Crime / Re: Stainless Precious Rape Joke: Ogechi Stella Njoku, Rape Victim Slams Comedian by itsik(m): 4:13pm On Nov 26, 2017
This is serious sha.

Dont know if it's me or something.
The few times I have tried making out with a girl and she wasn't so wet down there or she wasn't so much in the mood.
Once I try to insert my D*** and I meet a brickwall or find any hinderance be it from my host or from whatever source, My d**** suddenly shrinks or go down on its own.
Even my ex girlfriend use to tunt me then with it that shey I know once she tries to make it difficult for me to enter once or twice that shey I know I will go down.
Guys, just program urself that way. It will help u avoid this kinda acts u will regret later. As most atimes u might be struggling with the lady and out of self defence she kills you in the process. My dear na die you die ooooo.
Dont even know why a sane man will enjoy sex by force or sex where she isnt wet enough or where she hasnt given her consent,.
Ladies also should try to avoid things that will lead to such.
My dear yes, ladies need to do that cos one thing is to overcome sin another is to avoid the occasion of sin. As a lady if u know those things you do or portray that make guys hot or Hot around you, stop them. Cos it might look like u are slaying or a fly girl, but actually the consequences might be what u never phantomed.
Please lets help each other. Ladies never go to any guy's house who isn't your guy to pass the night biko.

No To Rape.
Rape Is Not Good

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Music/Radio / Re: Ikebe Dance Competition At Phyno Fest Enugu 2017: Watch As Ladies Twerk (Video) by itsik(m): 8:03pm On Nov 25, 2017
Anything to reduce anxiety and stress is ok by me biko.
There are many cases of stroke and high bp of recent.
Please flex and exercise urselves my people.


Celebrities / Re: AY: "Wear All The Make Up Today, You Won't Find Any Man If You Are Brainless" by itsik(m): 2:50pm On Nov 25, 2017
But then he has a point.
Single men like me dont have time looking at ur all cool made-up face.
Yes, we will tell you its fine and you are beautiful, just what u want to hear.

But for me light make up or no make up at all is even the best. I even hate it when u are over trying to impress me.
If I say I love you, I love you (no matter how u look without make-up).

So ladies sometimes appear a little natural. Its not bad

Na lie! Speak for yourself alone. Most men are intimidated by intelligent or brilliant women. That is why they go for dumb bimbos most of the time. I am tired of advising my male friends concerning this aspect. undecided

I dont think I have seen a girl that will intimidate me as a young man. No matter how she looks or what she earns or what she thinks she has, or by her intelligence.
My dear ther is a reason you are a guy. Am not saying you should brag cos you are a man or guy, no.
No matter where she is or you are, try and lead her by good examples and nice life style. No one will tell her to adjust and follow and leave all those things that looked like they are intimidating you.
Then if she doesn't, maybe still the show off type, my dear I will leave her like I leave my sweet bed early in the morning, after all the lovey-lovey between me and my bet the previous night.
Hmmm just can't understand how one will be intimidated cos the other is too pretty or intelligent. Just remember as a man, work hard and make enough money. But you are in no competition with anyone ok.

Just get this basic things right and watch things take shape in your life.

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Romance / Re: Never Beg For Love by itsik(m): 4:22pm On Nov 24, 2017
Sometimes I come to nairaland.com and romance section to see if there are pretty ladies around.
But funny enough I see good replies on posts and u check out the moniker only to see she isn't using her picture.
Pass on, she will.

Why dont they use their pictures.
Well their choices sha.

Wish someone can create a thread for single and matchmaking.
I mean singles ooooo
Foreign Affairs / Re: Emmerson Mnangagwa Sworn In As President Of Zimbabwe (Photos) by itsik(m): 3:54pm On Nov 24, 2017
Africa be recycling thieves since 1872.



Crime / Re: Maroko Police Officer Arrested For Extorting N40,000 From Man (photo) by itsik(m): 3:48pm On Nov 24, 2017
Nothing will happen
They will just raise dust, raise dust small. Highest refund the man his money, if they will.
Then transfer the accused police man.
Case closed.

Nigeria, is in a helpless state Walahi.

Whether u be hausa, igbo, yoruba. Just know it now, we are all suffering the same thing.
Its just that sometimes some tribes get 20% discount on sales if their person is in power just like the fulanis are enjoying now.

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Family / Re: Akwa Ibom Girl Abandoned By Family And Left To Die, Rescued (Photo) by itsik(m): 2:02pm On Nov 24, 2017
Akwa ibom and witchcrafty. Are like 5 & 6


Who has that Jacob Zuma's pic please help me

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels: Amanda Chisom Wanted By Police For Spreading Fake News by itsik(m): 1:41pm On Nov 23, 2017
See fine fine girls.

I go just become movie producer ooooo.
Crime / Re: Woman Stabs Her Husband With Bottle In Zamfara (Graphic Photos) by itsik(m): 7:37pm On Nov 22, 2017
Well I wonder sometimes sha.
Cos before a woman will stab me to death with a knife or bottle neck,
I must have killed her before I depart to the great beyond.
These cases still marvel me.

And where are those silly feminists or women advocates?
They will not say anything now.

This is not for me sha


Foreign Affairs / Re: Robert Mugabe Jubilating After His Election In 1980 (Throwback Photos) by itsik(m): 11:35am On Nov 22, 2017
This man has been old from the onset.
Am still looking for a picture of him where he is young.
Or was he born old ni?


Celebrities / Re: Kechi Okwuchi‏ Rocks Customized Nigerian Jersey In New Pictures by itsik(m): 11:29am On Nov 22, 2017

A good man should just take this lady up.
Show her some good love,
Take her to a good plastic surgeon in the Us, and recreate this her fire turn skin.
I bet she will look sweet again and be happier.

Looking at her endowments, she has a promising "arsenal" and "Manchester".
Which will now grace the whole act.
Then marry her


Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Pictured With John Terry In Dubai by itsik(m): 8:51pm On Nov 12, 2017
Life js good.
Who get money make hin spend am or enjoy
Sports / Re: Hope Solo Accuses Sepp Blatter Of Sexual Assault by itsik(m): 4:05pm On Nov 11, 2017
This muscular babe.
Kai Blatter no get taste ooooo.


Business / Re: Abdulrahman Fasasi: Aliko Dangote's Adopted Son (Photos) by itsik(m): 9:37pm On Nov 08, 2017
Where is that urchin davido.

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