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Family / Re: How To "Properly" Beat Your Wife by kellorah: 12:48am On Dec 21, 2009
Hahahahaha; attention seeker. Carry on. wink
MugSmasher:

If i end up having a daughter, i might end up not even paying attention to her existence because i doubt if i would be the dad and if she grows up to be a love-peddler or whatever, thats her business because thats what she was born to do on this planet and if a man ends up beating the crap out of her, thats her business because she deserves it just like her mother.
Family / Re: How To "Properly" Beat Your Wife by kellorah: 12:29am On Dec 21, 2009
You'll go on to have kids later in life, right? ^^^^
I hope a dude beats ur daughter up. . . .if God even ends up giving you one.
Politics / Re: Nigerians: The Wisest People Living. by kellorah: 12:02am On Nov 21, 2009
Huh?!
Romance / Re: In Love With The Wrong Person by kellorah: 12:02am On Nov 21, 2009
Himself, and the congregation who give him freebies. grin grin
Culture / Re: Why do Nigerian Women Bear Their Father's Name, After Marriage? by kellorah: 11:59pm On Nov 20, 2009
LOL!! Nah, not really. . . . tongue tongue I just 4got.
Romance / Re: If You Are Asked To Spend One Night With Any Nollywood Star, Who Will That Be? by kellorah: 11:57pm On Nov 20, 2009
He's always been,hehehehe. Damn! E b like say age/economy no dey affect am sef. Yummm. kiss kiss kiss kiss
Culture / Re: Why do Nigerian Women Bear Their Father's Name, After Marriage? by kellorah: 11:54pm On Nov 20, 2009
Damn!! embarassed
Romance / Re: If You Are Asked To Spend One Night With Any Nollywood Star, Who Will That Be? by kellorah: 11:53pm On Nov 20, 2009
Romance / Re: In Love With The Wrong Person by kellorah: 11:53pm On Nov 20, 2009
Aww. . .alter boy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


They're still human like the rest of us but most of them that engage in such (esp the womanising/drinking) were probably forced into becoming priests. That movie "the pope must hear this" opened my eyes grin grin

And I doubt some of them can leave if they wanted to. KMT!! I guess they will continue to rebel, while receiving nice cars from female admirers grin grin grin and eating 3 square meals a day, until the church kicks them out.
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Download Any Novel Or Magazine U Want (RIGHT NOW) by kellorah: 11:49pm On Nov 20, 2009
Can I get Ikebe Super or Hints??
Culture / Re: Why do Nigerian Women Bear Their Father's Name, After Marriage? by kellorah: 11:47pm On Nov 20, 2009
I'm so slow!! 4got my pic was in my profile. . . .ARGHH!!

Not anymore sha.
Romance / Re: In Love With The Wrong Person by kellorah: 11:45pm On Nov 20, 2009
That's what happens when people don't know how to lie, but insist on lying. Anything to get attention on NL. grin grin
Culture / Re: Why do Nigerian Women Bear Their Father's Name, After Marriage? by kellorah: 11:43pm On Nov 20, 2009
LOL!! Even if u kill a cow for me, I will not ditch my last name. I can pity for u small and add hyphen, and then urs. tongue tongue tongue tongue
TV/Movies / Re: What Was The Last Movie You Watched? by kellorah: 11:42pm On Nov 20, 2009
Ogaga, u and these old skl "horror" that just end up being annoying.lol. Carry on!!

You got them on VHS or wot?
Romance / Re: In Love With The Wrong Person by kellorah: 11:38pm On Nov 20, 2009
The pope must hear this!! shocked shocked

I don't believe ur story cos I know priests are not allowed to drink alcohol. . .to my knowledge anyway. . .or is this a non-catholic priest?

Anyways, why would they hang out with u girls and drink?? Fake priests or what?? undecided undecided undecided

Go to confession. grin grin grin grin
Culture / Re: Why do Nigerian Women Bear Their Father's Name, After Marriage? by kellorah: 11:31pm On Nov 20, 2009
koolchicco:

^^Ol' Boi dat girl carry fire oo!

You sure say u fit quench 'am.
LOL! GINI?! shocked shocked grin grin grin Which fire?! Hmm!! Thnx.


But, where u been see me, or my pics?
Culture / Re: Why do Nigerian Women Bear Their Father's Name, After Marriage? by kellorah: 11:30pm On Nov 20, 2009
Pharoh:

Your brothers will keep the name but you have to bear my own unique name that i have not found anywhere in the world.
You haven't even found it and u want me to bear it?! grin grin grin grin


I will help my bros in preserving the name. wink wink
koolchicco:

Isha Allah. cheesy

Albeit nowadays uglier ladies get married quicker than MaryK-enhanced girls (like you). tongue lipsrsealed kiss undecided
LMAO!! Mary K enhanced. . . . grin grin
Yeah, some ugly chicks get married before fine ones. . personality+looks included in "fine", BTW. cry

God will provide sha, when the time comes. grin grin
Romance / Re: If You Are Asked To Spend One Night With Any Nollywood Star, Who Will That Be? by kellorah: 11:16pm On Nov 20, 2009
Chidi Mokeme . . .dayum!! kiss kiss

Michel Majid. . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed Shame bout his height tho. lipsrsealed
Culture / Re: Why do Nigerian Women Bear Their Father's Name, After Marriage? by kellorah: 11:12pm On Nov 20, 2009
LOL! Keep keeping it. cheesy

I know I wont die unmarried sha, but yeah, I gasta keep my family name. It's not something you see everyday like John or Musa lol
Romance / Re: I Rebuked My Girlfriend For Touching Me In Church by kellorah: 11:05pm On Nov 20, 2009
LOL!! You want him to rebuke me too?! grin grin "Husband snatcher" like me. grin
Culture / Re: Why do Nigerian Women Bear Their Father's Name, After Marriage? by kellorah: 11:04pm On Nov 20, 2009
LOL!!! Mehn, bone tradition grin grin

I shall bear my last name. . . even if I have to die unmarried. grin grin grin grin
Literature / Re: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by kellorah: 10:58pm On Nov 20, 2009
Dean Koontz-Cold Fire.
Travel / Re: Welcome To Aba by kellorah: 10:56pm On Nov 20, 2009
OMG!! The state of Ariaria!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked
And I was thinking I would like to go there next time I visit. Yuckkk!!!
TV/Movies / Re: What Was The Last Movie You Watched? by kellorah: 10:54pm On Nov 20, 2009
^^ Cute movie.



Fight Back to School (Stephen Chow. Hilarious!!!)
Celebrities / Re: Who's Prettier? (Peter's Lola Or Ikechukwu's Sarah) With Pics by kellorah: 10:52pm On Nov 20, 2009
LOL>>>Sandra Achums. Wow!

Yeah. . .erm, I saw a few more pics of Sarah on some blog. She's pretty but Lola's prettier, and more natural to me.
Romance / Re: I Rebuked My Girlfriend For Touching Me In Church by kellorah: 10:51pm On Nov 20, 2009
LMAO!! This is so silly!!! grin grin grin grin

Hope u gave her what she wanted when u guys went home.
she shouldn't do such in church nau. . . .na wa o!! Were u that irresistible?!?! cheesy cheesy
Travel / Re: Nigerians! How Far Will We Go! Man Marries Daughter So She Can Get A Visa! by kellorah: 10:48pm On Nov 20, 2009
Make una cool down jor.

He didn't marry her because he fancies her or whatever. He did it to help her out; fair enough the way he went about it is wrong. . .fraud even. But chill on cussing him out as though he's some pervert. cry
Culture / Re: Why do Nigerian Women Bear Their Father's Name, After Marriage? by kellorah: 10:44pm On Nov 20, 2009
My last name is so unique man. I must bear it!!! grin With or without a hyphen.

Why should women ditch their papa's name nau?

It's just a name anyway.

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Family / Re: Would You Quit Your Job If Hubby Insists? by kellorah: 10:41pm On Nov 20, 2009
Unless na ashawo work grin grin grin grin

But, nahh man!! I didn't go uni just for someone who says he loves me to then turn around and tell me to quit my job. I don't care if he's the richest man in the world. What if I get bored?!

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