Please does anyone know about ewu-ibi? The goat killed and eaten at night after the burial of a close relative.

See ridiculousness lol

Old but still funny

Well, that's an ok joke..just ok.

Remember Our Lord's Eager _to Save


EAGER

No long tin

How is it ur concern?

He's actually the one spoiling the good game he started.

truetalk01:

If 50x + 50x = 1y
Find x in 4 letter word
And
Y in 5 letter word.

? the heck?

whats with the name u bear?

I like wrappers; Hollandis, Silks, George, Asoke, kente, brocade etc. which is he?

O damn it when i talk this way

Kinezeala:

Lysaa?
*gives her a hug*
whats up with you?

S'all good, u?

otooro:

^^^ mstchwww!

no hug person wife ooo

big head!

how do u manage to uncover people's secrets? Now I hate this.

Idowuogbo:

Booque u dey f up oooo,anything like dat direct Badosky.Ayam d voice 4 Women of Jokes section, by d time I letter-skin him alive walai he go tell u "Mo sorry mi mo mo".

*Badosky goes on a hunt for dat fish smelling scales"

Hmm since when?

Useless boko haram! Do they think they can play man like some piece of chess?!

kmzee:

It baffles me, if s'one will perpetrate all manner of evil and think of nothin but love making in paradise. For men wit 1 or m more women it is possible 2 satisfy them? it not easy 2 do it every day,n 365days. So having 77virgins its foolish an idea,beside its where d creator reigns some shameless coward are tinkin of mating there. D bombers are not virgins they expect any cos dont deserve any if d false promise is anthin 2 go bye- very! very!! very!!! fake religion

lol Funny yet so true.

No new gist since last year!

I hate it when i start craving to meet new pple.

The surprise on the guy's face is so thrilling. Maybe when its established who these really are, i'll take a cue.

Do u mean u are just knowing this

bin gbagbo:

A couple bought a big fat hen on 2th december for the xmas the next day.

Oh heck! funny how some things don't just change.

Oh pharoh, this is not about me i mean. .u know me, i'm not ashamed to post my crap lol. U sure have connections as a man about the land so hit me with some juicy info when u get some. 

Mikuz meet me at rumuokrushi by 8am 2mao. .got biz for u!

I'm not quite sure who these are but its been confirmed they are nairalanders. Further info on this should contact me@casting.com

hmm samiller stop spreading fake rumor!

This is crazy! Horrible things are happening lately and they're all geared towards rituals and the likes.

Even if na royal rambo 10 of u nor fit take me out. U dig?

Funny but doesn't strike as a new joke even tho twas pimped.

Can do it in hausa tho- minini kai! inyarinya bakani akra walai.

Ajibel is in Ikot Ekpene, ask Edet if u think i'm lying. . BTW, ajibel is an *****

Studio CFR:

old
seeing it before

still funny sha

come this old man, u think say na ludo dem dey play here? "2 siking!"

The economy is so bad mickey mouse had to go to lego land cos he couldnt afford disney land lol to myself!

lilkech:

the solution to that must also contain INNOVATION.

let me paint a scenerio:

A NEW SECTION GETS CREATED on the NL homepage.

It gets a wierd name, something that goes along with PURGATORY, REFUGEE CAMP, KIRIKIRI ALCATRAZ etc.

Then inside this section there are just two subsections, MALE WARD and FEMALE WARD.

then once this facility is ready, the MOD's start sending all the banned members in there. they will have a MAXIMUM OF TWO TOPICS TO CHOOSE FROM in there and THEY WILL LOSE their ability to post on ANY OTHER PART OF THE ENTIRE FULL FORUM. they will be able to view all that the "free" members are doing but they cant do anything else for the full duration of the ban. of course there will be MOD's down there in charge of DISCIPLINE, WHO WILL ORGANIZE PANELS to settle disputes and ULTIMATELY TO CARRY OUT EXECUTIONS (outright termination of a membership)

To them it will be like getting sent to the Pen and when they finally get out to start posting on the normal forum, us the free members will be like ' hey yo! dude, Just got off the pen did yah? heard you were Mr. X's B*T*CH down there'. lol . They get to be called ex convicts and stuff you know, just STIGMATIZE them. Make the banning have more implications.

but truly wouldn't the picture look rosy around NL by that time?

LOL

i get the gist!

im try.