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Crime / Re: Bandits Are Gang Raping Us ⁠— Zamfara Women Speak by montezz(f): 2:07pm On Dec 29, 2021
Scientists:
Next time, you should just give them blow.job It is better to suck a bandit dick than allowing him ejaculate into u.

Even their husbands will support me because it's not easy for a woman to forget a nice dicking from Bandits that feeds on sex enhancement. Mark my words, these women will spend more time in the woods farming than at home after eating the forbidden apple wink

You are mad
Travel / Re: Coronavirus Lockdown: A Nairalander In Ireland Shares His Experience (Photos) by montezz(f): 2:38pm On Apr 12, 2020
loomer:


Long time, where u hide put since
Baba na naija I dey so.
Make I pm u sef, we need to catch up

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Travel / Re: Coronavirus Lockdown: A Nairalander In Ireland Shares His Experience (Photos) by montezz(f): 10:21pm On Apr 11, 2020
agarawu23:
bro, no CEO for anywhere now. Na survival mood everyone dey over here now. Send me 100 euros jare
Aga baba & loomer how una dey?
You dz guys Sha. Miss ya.
Aminat508 hafa na?

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Politics / Re: Osun Residents Protest Against Tribunal’s Judgement Sacking Oyetola by montezz(f): 9:13am On Mar 29, 2019
LMAO.....this is a big lie. I live and work in Osun state and I boldly tell you all that almost every indigene of the state are hoping that PDP wins the case at the appeal court.
Awon oniro gbogbo

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Family / Re: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway (2018 Edition) by montezz(f): 4:44pm On Jan 25, 2019
I am planning to start a daycare business centre. I have rented an apartment and few other things have been done but I still need some things.
I will be glad if I can find anyone who can assist with;
Wall designs with alphabet and figures,shapes,etc
Building blocks,toys, color books,writing materials etc
More plastic tables and chairs for children btwn 2-5yrs
Used TV set.
Any other thing that can make a decent daycare look nice will be appreciated.
God bless you as you do.
Thanks



NB: I have a press button machine(new) to give away. PM me if you're in Osun st for pick up

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Politics / Re: Osun Pays Four Months Workers’ Salaries by montezz(f): 5:19pm On Sep 15, 2018
buharitill2023:
hunger everywhere, not only in Nigeria but in Africa,
Even your ineffectual buffoon as president could not pay workers for three months even in the period of oil boom.
Will you blame aregbe for the enormous payroll and lean resources to cater for all.
River and bayelsa with too much oil money could not pay workers also.

If your people received 75% of their salary which amount to 50,000 naira, is that not manageable?
While the poor like those in level 1-7 received full payment. So how will people that collects 75% of their salary will die.?
Is just politics.
When you were supporting thief fayose of not paying common 1% of salary for 9 months, it was OK by you.
75%? Lol.
Smh
Politics / Re: Osun Pays Four Months Workers’ Salaries by montezz(f): 10:11pm On Sep 13, 2018
buharitill2023:
nobody is dying in osun state,
The governor was sincere enough to let the workers and pensioner know what the problem is.
And the workers judiciously agree on this arrangement,
That a man that supposed to receive 150,000-200,000 naira will now received 75,000-100,000 naira, is that not fair enough, while a man that supposed to received 18000- 40,000 received full payment. So where did you see dying? 34 months 50% arrear is not salary.
As you can confirm, he is not owing salary.


You need to ask God for forgiveness Oga. I lost so many people during this regime and trust me, there are all Osun st govt workers not to mention the pensioners. If not for God and the support we had through the trying times, I would have lost my dad too. Do you know he removed some workers off payroll and mandated they go to work every blessed day? There's hunger and frustration everywhere! Do you know how many students that had to stay back home not because they didn't gain admission into uni but because there parents can barely feed thanks to your APC governor? I am living witness of this cruelty and your comment is so uncalled for.
Crime / Re: Petty Trader Impersonates As Doctor, Moves To Transplant Heart For Patient. PICS by montezz(f): 9:23am On Jul 08, 2018
Amarabae:

There is no crap here dear,
Can a foreign doctor have anything to do with quack or employ one?
You know that it's impossible,
Let's do the right thing,
Abroad they have nurse assistant and they are licensed and regularised,but we don't have that here.
.
I know an O'level girl here in Abuja who worked as a sales girl in a boutique, only for me to see her working in a private hospital as auxiliary nurse,
That was not even the issue, last week Tuesday, I went to visit someone in her area and was shocked to see that she has opened a small chemist store,
I just wonder what she will be prescribing to innocent people,
I confronted her and she opened up on her she got her certificate from the private hospital she worked, she was "trained " by the doctor.
I was there one man came with the daughter and complained of her stooling blood and fever,
The "aunty auxiliary " immediately said that she needs to be dewormed, I was quiet to observe things,
She gave them a deworming drug together with antibiotics, it cost the man 1300,
Something chilled inside of me,
angry

Quackery is wrong and should be condemned!
So you're insinuating that nurses even all these graduates from schl of health and tech doesn't parade themselves as doctors ba? In my area, most private hospitals are owned by them. They 'train' young ssce schl leavers and own most of the chemist shops around(those ones get trainees too lol). I am sure you know RNs are not left out in this crazy game. It'll be hypocritical if you only choose to blame doctors for this rot in the health sector when you know the truth.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by montezz(f): 11:45pm On Jul 02, 2018
Giddyperson:
Medical doctor on this thread finally. Welcome aboard. Is there a reason you wanna go for elective CS?

Team December, I've started feeling kicks but hubby thinks it's all in my head, who else is with me. No bump yet, I'm hoping I can hide this belle until end of August at least but the way it's going...
CC: Adorablewifey
Lol...we are in this together. Team December.


Make I greet everyone in the house lol. I am a first time mom, 16weeks gone. Av been following this thread for a while now....decided to join today. Team Dec 17th

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Health / Re: Are You Tired Of Endless Appointments At Federal\general Hospitals? by montezz(f): 7:44pm On Jul 02, 2018
isacolukay:


Auntie Montezz, Sho wa pa?
Baba I dey o
Health / Are You Tired Of Endless Appointments At Federal\general Hospitals? by montezz(f): 7:44am On Jun 29, 2018
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Health / Are You Tired Of Endless Appointments At Federal\general Hospitals? Hop In Here! by montezz(f): 9:58am On Jun 27, 2018
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Education / Re: What The Name Of Your Primary School. Find Your School Mates Now. by montezz(f): 9:03am On May 17, 2018
Franciscan Nursery and Primary School. Ilesa, Osun st.

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Business / Re: UBA Bans The Use Of ATM For Some Transaction Such As Betting And Many Others by montezz(f): 4:13pm On Sep 03, 2017
Dyt:



I can't access it
How do I contact u now o....
Any other email?
Business / Re: UBA Bans The Use Of ATM For Some Transaction Such As Betting And Many Others by montezz(f): 7:10am On Sep 03, 2017
Dyt:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Pls check ur mail ma
Celebrities / Re: Bukola Adeeyo Delivers A Baby Girl (Photos) by montezz(f): 11:39am On Jun 28, 2017
13ShadesOfMay:
Is that how u use to do? commenting false info about some1
Open ur eyes sir. I only wrote that she looked like Jide Kosoko.
Celebrities / Re: Bukola Adeeyo Delivers A Baby Girl (Photos) by montezz(f): 11:21am On Jun 28, 2017
13ShadesOfMay:
i think u're ready for drama that would ensue following this comment of yours.. it seems u won go join aunty kemi for abuja abii?
Someone kanot play witew?
Celebrities / Re: Bukola Adeeyo Delivers A Baby Girl (Photos) by montezz(f): 11:14am On Jun 28, 2017
The baby resembles Jide Kosoko.
Mk I no talk...


I love this lady tho.
Congrats!

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Family / Re: What Is The One Thing You Regret Not Asking Your Spouse Before Marriage? by montezz(f): 2:10pm On Jun 15, 2017
Dyt:
Wow
So much so good stories
Now I wonder where the bad spouses come from

God bless una marriage over and over


Sisisioge
I hope you are asking questions already
cheesy grin
Hehehehe....u ehn.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man 'Olowo Dubai' Assassinated By Gangsters After Being Abducted.Photos by montezz(f): 3:45pm On Jun 10, 2017
kumulus:




I believed you........after I saw your profile pic. Kinni sow
Kuli ni
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man 'Olowo Dubai' Assassinated By Gangsters After Being Abducted.Photos by montezz(f): 3:44pm On Jun 10, 2017
back2sender:

You are a criminal as well.
Ode ni e.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man 'Olowo Dubai' Assassinated By Gangsters After Being Abducted.Photos by montezz(f): 10:31pm On Jun 09, 2017
Jesus! I know this guy!
Egbon ore mi!

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Celebrities / Re: “I Love You Daddy” — Dbanj’s Son Tells Him On Instagram by montezz(f): 8:53am On Jun 02, 2017
grin grin grin
Lmao
Na wa for the person behind the IG profile sha. You no gree make pikin land,u don create profile with him name. O lagbara o!

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Crime / Re: Rasaq Bello, Hamburger Shot Dead by montezz(f): 1:13pm On May 30, 2017
EgunMogaji:


I'm sitting here now in my house in Los Angeles and I'm missing Elebu like mad sad

I love that area of Ibadan.
Awwwwww!
E sha mu nkan bo fun wa o
Crime / Re: Rasaq Bello, Hamburger Shot Dead by montezz(f): 7:37am On May 30, 2017
EgunMogaji:
Na so I dey mind my business in Elebu area jejeli, and police escort nearly ran me off the road.

Who were they escorting? Fele.

So since when do thugs have police escorts
Oya!!!! Awon temi l'elebu!

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Romance / Re: When You Beg For Love by montezz(f): 7:32am On May 20, 2017
adajoe555:


Thank you for this ...I was smiling reading this .
Awwwww!
Hugs!

Hope you feel much better now?
Romance / Re: The Most Handsome Man In The World By Social Media Users (More Photos) by montezz(f): 4:31pm On May 19, 2017
Anthony Joshua fine pass this one. Flavour set.
Romance / Re: When You Beg For Love by montezz(f): 2:09pm On May 19, 2017
cuteme88:


wink wink wink Why are mine having this feeling that we are dating the same guy? lol. Well no difference with mine too.

I attended a Singles programme last week, the Speaker was a married counsellor and he said one thing that just sound like a bomb in my head. Well my breakup was new and u know we ladies we are so emotional, trying to like u know just go back and manage with the guy that kind tin. This Man mentioned exactly my case as if my spirit was connected to him. he said there's no how a man or a woman should be too busy to communicate with each other, you both should discuss and sort out the time you can see, or talk to each other. communication is very effective in a relationship, it makes u know each other better, tend to understand yourself more, know your weaknesses and strength and how to let it have a play in your relationship. He now went further to say that although we learn new things about our partner EVERYDAY that even till this day he keeps learning new things about his wife, some new habits,attitude that he never knew about her during their relationship keeps unveiling it selves as their marriage grows older.
This is the Man who dated his wife for 8yrs and married now for 12yrs. Tell me if you don't communicate while dating what do u want to learn or know about your partner? How do u wanna understand your partner? Or is it when u both are Married that u will want to start knowing her better? No wonder in most marital issues the man or the woman will start complaining that the partner has been pretending to be this why he is Not! Why won't u notice some signs when u have distance yourself with your partner without communicating in order to know yourselves better and understand your differences in order to balance your relationship.

Well back to this wonderful speaker. He ended it all by saying if you and your partner are not communicating with each other or reaching out to each other through any means u can, especially when technology is make communication easier now; that relationship is dead. Just quit! And I was like ooooh yes he is definitely talking to me; I never made the wrong choice.

My sister as i'm talking to u now till today and till this minute. My guy don't know i have broken up with him and we have not reach out to each other for two months now. Well as usual, I've always been the one reaching out to him but i just decided not to reach out and i'm done. Maybe he will call in 6months time or perhaps if he got the heart 3months time. I will be waiting for that day he will call for me to tell him "Bro's Relationship don end ooooh!" Lol grin grin grin
I will send you a pm lol
Mine doesn't know I've broken up with him either. One thing I cherish the most in relationships is effective communication. I know if you love me,you will do everything possible to hear from me and be with me.
As for me,I don't waste time at all. I don't know how to wait endlessly on people. Once I spot a red flag,I'm gone within a twinkle of an eye. I'm a hot cake lol. I know my worth. I can't beat myself over the wrong person when there is someone better somewhere. What I can say about these guys(ladies too) is,if you know you don't want a serious relationship with someone, don't lead them on. It hurts a lot. Stick to whoever you want... Don't waste my time. Ladies should know when to MOVE. Don't waste time. Don't! Be financially independent...explore and have fun. Life doesn't have to revolve around a man.

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Romance / Re: When You Beg For Love by montezz(f): 9:18am On May 19, 2017
cuteme88:
Infact ehhhhh! Is like u are even talking to me directly. I ended My first relationship of 3yrs because it so seems like i was the one trying to make the relationship work, and it turns out to be a one-sided relationship thing. I do the calling,texting and check up on my guy i just like what's all this? Na me toast am abi na him come toast me? If he loves me as he claim make him too dey try reach out to me. And now i just ended another relationship of 2yrs because of the same issue. I till do the calling, texting and check up. Imagine calling your Man to say hello after 3months of no communication and he says I'm busy will call u back! And u till have to wait another 3months for his so called statement of calling u back Chei! Na u come and find me. I never ask to be in a relationship with u, na me till go dey call, text and even try to reach out to u. I no fit shout oooh jawe! Kilode

Thanks for the article.
Lol. This one pass me o.
Well..I just ended one(though its few weeks old). He was everything any woman will pray for but he was always busy. I do the calling,texting and all. To even visit sef na war. So I just decided to take a walk jare. Thank God we haven't gone far but I have fallen in love with him already. It hurts but one has to know when to leave most especially to keep ur sanity.

All dz love thing tire me aswear

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