abuayman:
Subhanallah!!!

what are u "suba-hanning" for?.. She survived na.

she should thank her God for saving her life and the life of her child. December no go see us chop, can i get an "amen"

See that ar........! Btw how come the wrapper is hiding the curves? Gifted curves sha.

Step 1: done!.... Waiting for the next step.

@op did u get the message four times?.... Well the nation is broke what do we expect? We'll now have carry-over of pcm's. Seems as if they just took over the naija vehicle and pushed the reverse gear.

CristyBEN:
$9x3=$27+$3=$30
Not 27+2 cos the $2 the waiter kept is part of the $27 the friends paid so $1 didn't go anywhere...

It's jst a wrong calculation!!!

from their pockets came 9x3=27+ the 3dollars that went to the cashier =30dollars abi, what about the 2dollars that the waiter took?

Three friends went to eat at a restaurant,and were billed 30dollars, thats 10 dollars each. The waiter collected the money but was told by the cashier that their bill was 25 dollars, so he should return 5 dollars. He, however kept 2 dollars for himself and returned 3 dollars to the guests. Now check this: since 3 dollars was returmed to them, it means the friends paid 9 dollars each for their meal. 9x3= 27 plus the 2 dollars kept by the waiter =29 dollars. What happened to the 1 dollar? Lets crack our brains.

Five men simultaneously met at a joint, and all exchanged handshakes. How many handshakes were there in all? Lets see how fast you can answer. Happy weekend!

Is this supposed to be compensation for the "over-nothernisation" of his earlier appointments? Abegi...

Is this supposed to compensation for the "over-nothernisation" of his earlier appointments? Abegi...

Na buhari cause am, oya collect am!

Whats it with the satchet tomato, abi dat one na weapon?

ladyF:
Awnnn happy for them. Me sef dey find baby o

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

connect with me na, one touch u will recieve your own "octuplets" right now.

The good Lord who gave them this babies will also provide the means to cater for them in this challenging times, can i get an amen?

oglalasioux:


Let me give you a little insight about Schrodinger's equation.

The equation states, correctly, that the subatomic particles that makes up everything can exist in more than one place at the same time. Experiments show this is true. So scientists argue that since subatomic particles are the building blocks of everything, then what they built up can exist in the same way.

The saliva you spitted out of your mouth is therefore still connected to you in the subatomic state. If it comes into contact with a disease, quantum mechanics prove that disease can affect you.

Also consider telepathy. When you hear a little voice it means someone far away is talking behind your back. This also is true. How does your GSM work? Or let us use a simple wireless microphone as an instance.

Our voices (and thoughts) radiate and flow into the atmosphere at 670 million miles per hour. So when you speak, it takes a second for your voice to reach as far as the moon and it continues to travel forever in all directions of the universe. The path the voice follows is electromagnetic waves. So if I have a magnet, it can attract your voice in real time and you can hear it loud through amplifiers. That's how microphones work and interestingly your GSM.

When you make a phone call to someone in USA, it's not the phone that took your voice there. Your voice is already radiating through the universe. The phone simply sifts the voice out of trillion others because you and the person you are talking to are on the same frequency.

I took time to explain this to you because that's how television works too. And shockingly, it's what our brains pick when we sleep which we know as dreams. People we call prophets and miracle workers just have the privilege of higher brain frequencies. When Einstein died, it was discovered that his brain was different. It's still in a jar at Princeton University.

Without messing with your belief, I must tell you that 90% of what religion do which we term miracles is actually solid science. The white people know but they won't just blow it up yet and expose religion because the existence of the state of Israel hinges on the belief that a being somewhere is controlling the universe. The contrary is the truth.

na go, you dey go so, ooo. Insanity knocking on your door.

Whats the title of the movie?...... "Chronicles of the snake girl in Eket, season 1"

Ayuzz007:
Baba Nla won.......


It's high time you ChAnge!!!

yea its "high time" get me the rizzler!

My take: the earlier christians start taking violent acts against the eediots on the other side the better for us. I think we are too soft for these 'bearded cretins'. and to that fool who worships a nuclear reaction, i think he must have read religion and philosophy. Am not sayin the course is bad o,but sum who go tru it hav twisted brains.

Dragonking:
Baba God please when next am coming to this world make me a white man because black man mentally is just too shallow.

inferiority complex

Immality:


People can lie shaa...

am not the contractor, i only handle the scaffolding coontract. I'v notin to gain by lieing. Grow up.

Chai... Am renovating the house directly opposite his house in ministers quaters in Mabushi. He paroles on a bycicle sometimes.That place is going to be crowded tomorrow, rest in peace bycicle man. We'll miss him

youngest85:
where is d beauty?

i command your eyesight to be restored in Jesus name.... Haba mana.

Dont look far, its likely an ex or, a stalker. But the angel wey go samma dem, stil dey upload akpu. By the time him finish, na demolition things wallahi.

Davinex:
And we complain of unemployment. SMH
when you don't see value in what u have, people with vision will take it from you.
It's time we clear the cobwebs.

will u shut that gutter u call a mouth!.. Is it everybody that must be a farmer? Abegi.

She looks like li'l wayne from way back.

U beta stay o.. Now is the time to show u are for real. And who says if u run, the next grl will be totally health-free. Just sayin.

Lemme jus wait n see if sum muslim clerics wil condemn this act, then i'll knw their line of thought. Barbaric dim-wits!

Teebillz stay clear!

link2ok:
RIP...

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