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Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by Nobody: 4:20pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
ALL WOMEN JUBILATION INTERNATIONAL CHRISTIAN MINISTRY it's in Maraba nasarawa state, i always see d sign board on my way to sch. rlly funny |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by OboBoco(f): 4:38pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
There is this one i always see somewhere in calabar Cross River State, it is called SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS. and i always ask myself where in the bible was it recorded that there were 7 thunders |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by lafile(m): 4:41pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
This is the funniest thread in the history of Nairaland. teddyfresh: If you think 'Perfect Christianity Ministry' is funny, wait till you hear the name of the Pastor. REV. SIGN FIREMAN!!! |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by watchme(f): 5:26pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Smiling in Fist With The Lord Ministry Rejoicing In Jubiliation Ministry Celebrating for the satan Has Fallen Ministry Gwa m Gwa m Gwam Int'l Mission Nda Atu-ogu Int'l Church of Christ |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by ijcurt(f): 5:27pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Ranoscky: BROKEN LEG OF JESUS MINISTRY |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by Guyman02: 5:28pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
I was in a boat to Bonny Island from PH when a preacher started praying and singing ''Mammy water power, powerless power'' for center of the ocean. Bros I piss for my trouser until we reach land. imagine threatening Mammy water for her own territory. |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by Outstrip(f): 5:34pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Guyman02: You are not serious LMAO |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by Carlosein(m): 5:56pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
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Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by segundash(m): 6:40pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
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Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by nawfia(m): 6:49pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
perfume of God church, saw it in aba, laffed ma head off. |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by lawyerchap(m): 7:33pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
I thought i was dreaming when i saw the GUIDED MISSILES CHURCH bus next to me in traffic sometime early this year. I knew no one would believe me without proof, so, 1 Like
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Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by marcus1234: 7:34pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by tpiah: 7:38pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
nigerianisms |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by papaejima2: 7:45pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
This thread is a contender for the thread of the year along with the kaita thread. Just saw an advert on tv by: Just Jesus Praying Ministries International Incorporated. Old Airport Road, Port Harcourt. Well, it seems that the pastors have exhausted all the sane names in their mad rush to own a church just like nollywood exhausted theirs in just under five years! |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by slimnike(m): 8:09pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
JESUS NEVER Bleep-UP MINISTRY- IYARO, BENIN CITY. |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by slap1(m): 8:13pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
CHRISTIAN BIBLE CHURCH OF GOD. Saw this today. Is there another type of bible? |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by dollypi(m): 8:54pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Celica church of christ, Somewhere in ibadan. Elshadai must not die ministeries. |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by Outstrip(f): 9:00pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
dollypi: It's lie. Where is this church LOL |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by Roliks09: 10:18pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
This thread should definately be a strong contender for thread of the year. For, it makes us laugh so hard. Yet, it reflects truly the state of the nation. It is only hunger-stricken, deprived and hopeless, highly illetrate people who will see signposts such as these and worship there. What has religion turned to? In modern Nigeria, Karl Max was right. The system is so terrible that anybody proclaiming to be a messenger of the true living God, opens a church or rather a business enterprise. We rarely worship cos we want to serve God but because we want some imaginative spirit to 'die, die, die, die' or we want 'igbega lesekese, owo lesekese, omo lesekese' or jehova to sharp sharp give us money jor. Its sad. Until the people are empowered and secured in all context, another 'guided rocket holy ghost on fire with seven thunder global ministries enterprises ' is sure to open with full congregation. |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by dollypi(m): 10:21pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
[img][/img]Outstrip: Here you go |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by dollypi(m): 10:53pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
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Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by yme1(f): 11:58pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
oh my world.this made my nite,i just cant stop laffing LMAO |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by Outstrip(f): 2:59am On Aug 11, 2010 |
LOL. What the hell does powered by viagra mean on that church sign. Is that for real |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by Ivynwa(f): 3:36am On Aug 11, 2010 |
Outstrip: @ outstrip My sister, that looks very real, from all indication their cocktail party was sponsored by such companies as viagra(why will a church not think deep enough to know that they should not patronize or even be patronized by the viagra company or such alcoholic making ones like St. Remy not that I have anything against these companies). @ all I am loving you all for adding colour to my day,as soon as I saw the topic of that thread, I told myself to come and have a share of laughter and I wasn't disappointed. While we are at it I can as well coin my own church name. How about "Money, Car, Houses, Children and Husbands now now ministeries (note the plurality as you are watching out for the spread of our branches to every nook and cranny of Nigeria. Abeg who get Coaster bus make we borrow, paint join the advertisement sef----shoo. We, we no dey do mumu mumu like that Holy Japhet Munistrys wey no fit get better artist design their ordinary cloth poster. Baptism sef dey no fit spell but dey sabi spell all the amount for the different types of prayers. For our side , all our prayers na original original, we dey also do low cost wedding on Mondays for young couples wey wan avoid the high cost of wedding for Naija. It's offering time----everybody shout "business time!--------that time don pass wey people dey reply investment time! when pastor shout offering time! you never hear sef, siddon there dey look. |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by badboy: 3:45am On Aug 11, 2010 |
Sinners Sunday Service. By Christ Ambassadors College, Sabo,Kaduna South,Kaduna State. |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by Joagbaje(m): 5:26am On Aug 11, 2010 |
Obo Boco: Revelation 10:3 3 And cried with a loud voice, as[ when] a lion roareth: and when he had cried, seven thunders uttered their voices. |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by ijele(m): 6:36am On Aug 11, 2010 |
I saw one @ Ihiala with their sign post ' TRADITIONAL CHURCH OF CHRIST' and another one @ Uli with a sign post written 'GIVERS NEVER LACK MINISTRY' with one name as General oversee. I said 2 myself, what a world! |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by flaxton(m): 7:13am On Aug 11, 2010 |
am sure guys would have heard of "Guided Missiles Church"; honestly i dont know whether we r saving our butts for a Nuclear Showdown, lol |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by 9jafreak: 9:54am On Aug 11, 2010 |
dollypi: Abba Father This is just WRONG Ministries!!![Forgive the humor but this is err, unbelievable!] |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by giancarlo(m): 9:59am On Aug 11, 2010 |
Saw this one in Agboile Akute junction-Jesus called me evangelical church. |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by eewule(m): 10:48am On Aug 11, 2010 |
Anti Piracy Christain Chapel in Yaba, Lagos - Abi the pastor be ex-Alaba-marketer ? I guess the explanation for all these names na say dem wan preach gospel using church names that way they can reach the widest audience , init ? |
Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by Guyman02: 11:15am On Aug 11, 2010 |
I saw a church sign post today in Wuse II, Abuja and the name is Divine Hand of God Ministry. What quickly came to my mind is if Diego Maradona is the General Overseer of that Church? |
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