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Romance / Re: My Ex Wants Me Back Because She Heard That I'm Now Employed by Oxster(m): 1:14am On Feb 20, 2018
laydoh:
as for me, i cant deflower a girl i knw i cant marry o,but dat one no mean say i cant recog an untouch pvvsy!!!

Na de thing dere,..de just de deceive demself
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: "Nina Will Have Sex With Teddy A" - Juliet Ibrahim by Oxster(m): 1:13am On Feb 20, 2018
OGHENAOGIE:
u think u made sense.... undecided


No i didn't #mtcheeew
Romance / Re: My Ex Wants Me Back Because She Heard That I'm Now Employed by Oxster(m): 11:04pm On Feb 19, 2018
biacan:
only ladies who don't know their way out will get worried over loss p**y once you the money you can get it done..... many ladies trick their husband that they are virgins while they only go theirs done p**y tigting once it's done you'll have to taste and see if it's tight enough by dipping their hands to check if it's okay cheesy

I know the place I went there with a friend when I was still in school cool


No Mata what,,only,a guy that haven't deflowered a gal cant b able to identify is Fake
Business / Re: What's The Best Way You Ever Dealt With A Debtor Who Refused To Pay? by Oxster(m): 10:49pm On Feb 19, 2018
Painful shaaa

But u go endure
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: "Nina Will Have Sex With Teddy A" - Juliet Ibrahim by Oxster(m): 10:44pm On Feb 19, 2018
Useless Thread

After, We Nigeria youth will be complaining that thes old men cant leave us To LEAD

How can we lead when all our interests is in so called BBN

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Celebrities / Re: New Photo Of Vandora After Bbnaija Eviction by Oxster(m): 10:20pm On Feb 19, 2018
Waiting 4 che&Barca grin

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Romance / Re: This Got Me Laughing by Oxster(m): 9:47pm On Feb 19, 2018
sau4real:
and u tink dis is funny ryt? smh


Get-out,,is funny joor grin
Romance / Re: This Got Me Laughing by Oxster(m): 9:40pm On Feb 19, 2018
Na bleach cos am

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Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 11:53pm On Feb 18, 2018
BluntBoy:


This is a case of a name betraying its owner.


Wait ohhh,,Una think say I be Don Kenny

Chai I 4 say y I de argue since nah

Check my Dp ND Dickson Dp

Blind ND Dumbby Boi

M tired
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 11:47pm On Feb 18, 2018
BluntBoy:


Goodnight, Mr DICKson.


U can say that again Master Boygrin
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 11:47pm On Feb 18, 2018
giftedheart1:
Did you say your name is DICKson?

Lmao
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 11:13pm On Feb 18, 2018
BluntBoy:


Of course, you should be disappointed that I am not as dumb and so couldn't swallow up your pretence.

You are obsessed with homosexuality, as a matter of fact, you are gay. Well, nothing bad about that sexual orientation. And nothing bad about the defense mechanism you have employed. What is however sickening is your constant lamentations about being wooed by gays. Come on, you must think we are all as excruciatingly stupid as you not to read deeper meanings to your pretences.


Lol,,,Na you turn me Gay abi??gringrin

Clown wen did you
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 11:12pm On Feb 18, 2018
BluntBoy:


And you must think you are making sense to me, right cheesy

Just run along and stop disturbing us with your recycled garbage.



Which is??
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 10:53pm On Feb 18, 2018
BluntBoy:


Don't mistake my head for yours cheesy

You respect dumb heads because they are similar to yours. Don't bring me into your mess.

gringrin

Giving savage replies ain't worth it

Also embrace it

You have a Dumb Head,Chikinahgringrin
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 10:52pm On Feb 18, 2018
BluntBoy:


Don't even go there because it would go over you thick skull cheesy

For you to even imagine that self and life can be defined easily shows what a simpleminded fellow you are.


Seriously all the grammars u r uttering out is In vain

Am really disappointed in you gringrin

Sorry to say that
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 10:49pm On Feb 18, 2018
BluntBoy:


Just like you were advised earlier, embrace your fellow man. No one gives a damn about your mushy stories or your fantasies. We have had enough of your nonsense and your cycles of typical bullshiit. You are not gay but sharing such stories seems to excite more than embarrass you. Who do you think you are deceiving

Mind you, I have nothing against gays.

Embrace what am not??

Lolgringrin


You still not making sense to me

Guess your predicting Skills didn't help out today or maybe your #Human understanding Skills#

Check the next thread it mightgringrin
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 10:37pm On Feb 18, 2018
BluntBoy:


I couldn't make sense of your latest gibberish.

What is your point really I am willing to indulge you even though you are an irredeemable dunce.


Bla bla bla

Dude,,I still respect your dumb head

Go back ND re-check...You might pick up your brain back there

Cos u ain't making any atom of sense
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 10:35pm On Feb 18, 2018
BluntBoy:


Have you gone blind also cheesy

I said your pathetic self, not pathetic life. Are you suffering from dyslexia


Oya,,,Oga corrector what the pathetic self

Since self / life don't have any thing in common

You Dumb mad scatter ehhhgringrin
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 10:33pm On Feb 18, 2018
ReinaFarine:


Sweetie, you really crave attention so much?
Is it the <70 MB you have that is the data someone with not hear word from?
Something that cannot take me one day on Whatsapp only? That is the measure of riches of Dickson the tycoon?

I have been laughing since morning at the word fams you keep using. Do you honestly know the meaning of the word?
Are you actually this stupid? You were surprised a girl proposed to you on Val's day and didn't want to share screenshots but can boldly display the man in your life that you are proud of?
I'm not homophobic honey, I have no problem with you if you're gay, straight or BI... Your life, your choice as long as it is consensual and between adults.
The question is WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS THREAD?

You need us to teach you how to be friendly with customer without being overtly sexual?
How to politely turn down a potential customer without hurting his feelings?
How to show your masculinity so they can stop calling you gay and you can enjoy your time in the closet?
What do you want?
Let's know how we can help.

Now, if a girl call me bae, I really admire your cleavage in the last selfie you took, wanna play?
I'm going to tell her, thanks honey, you're hot and everything but, not my type.

She can respond to this in one of four ways.
1. Lol, just my luck. All the hot ones are straight...
In this case we let it go and never bring it up
2. You sure, I bet I can change your mind.
In this case, I'll tread a little more carefully with what we talk about, it is going to be strictly: So I got a product you might be interested in... Tell her about it and the price. The end.
3. Bitch, you're ugly. I'm just tryna give you pity attention. Be grateful I'm saying hello.
In this case, delete and block.
4. The person keeps quiet and tries to seduce you with backdoor words, innuendoes, pet names, gifts.
Warn sternly and advice the person to look for another means. If the person persists, delete and block.

If a guy calls my S/O Bae or Dear or Sweetheart, he immediately warns if repeated twice more delete.
Even if this your not yet boyfriend buys your product, it is not because of the quality of the product. The person is instead trying to buy your affection.
So you have to ask yourself, are you a covert olosho? Can you sell ypir butthole or suck his cock for your product?
Business is worth more than ypir divinity. If you're not gay, allowing a customer treat you like a sex object for a few miserly naira is not worth it honey.

And uh... You're a baby. So having sex with a girl at six is why defines your sexuality? So if you had say touched a guy's pee pee in school when you were four you would have been gay?
You're gay honey. And it is okay. Let's start from knowing your problem okay?

Now I am a dumb clown. Who scrapped brighter grammar out of the curriculum?

Lol,,lata I read this shaa

But to where my eyes caught,,I can't still shared de screenshot of a gal proposing to me cos is a privilege not a right!!

Don't want her feel bad if she knows that I shared it

Also...Ermmm...Fam means alot of things,,,To me I take Fam as *FAMILY*...so I don't know 4 you!!

Secondly in business,No matter what you don't discriminate,,You have to treat everyone nicely!!cos you won't be de one to patronize yourself rather people!!No one knows tomorrow

Lastly of me mentioning been defiled at 6:....All am trying to say is that maybe if not I didn't tasted pussy at such tender age ND knew how sweet it was I meant end up been a Gay cos of their Disturbance!!

At times we human don't make our choice rather our choice make us,,,Such Choice might be pressure/force


Hop you now get me??

Mind you calling me a Gay don't take an inch outta my Body..cos I fully know am Not ONE...SO YOU CAN CONTINUE THAT IF YOU FEEL LIKE
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 10:22pm On Feb 18, 2018
youngreezy:
my Man No Reason Am O Na Joke O.Bt Stil Cary For Mind Say E Be Lyk Joke Wen Gaytlin Win Usain Bolt Ooo.If U Knw Wetin I Mean.l

Hahahahah,,,this kind Gaying Joke self ehhh

I no understand gringrin
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 10:21pm On Feb 18, 2018
BluntBoy:


More like you messed up your pathetic self cheesy

Read my little English lesson and educate yourself.

My pathetic life,,

Which is??gringrin

Please??
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 10:19pm On Feb 18, 2018
BluntBoy:


Don't be stupid. There is emphasis on the word "especially"

Especially an example, but not all the time.

Tade is a name, especially for males. It doesn't mean only males bear the name.

I might have to teach you the ABC next, you hopeless halfwit.



To be sincere with you dumbby I didn't even understand this last quote of yours,,,Go ND check my previous quote b4 de other that I mentioned / emphasis on for instance

I guess your head is paining you wherever you are now!
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 10:14pm On Feb 18, 2018
jericco1:

no matter your occupation one shouldn't settle for less. one can only raise his/her standards.
if one makes you uncomfortable for almost four years and you still call that discrimination then I'm scared.


Is not like I chat normal with him,,check de heading of de thread and also check the dates of the chat at screenshots

Talking like I normally have chat with him everytime,,,Try to be observant
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 10:12pm On Feb 18, 2018
BluntBoy:


You are a pathetic wimp and nothing, not even your equally pathetic pretence can change that. Deal with your madness and your stupidity and stop feeding us with your disgusting gay threads.


Dude,,,u just messed yourself tonyt


Well thanks 4 entertaining my thread tonyt,,I appreciate gringrin
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 10:10pm On Feb 18, 2018
BluntBoy:


I should leave English and yet you are trying to prove that I used an English word incorrectly. Are you merely confused or mentally retarted

a particular situation, event, or fact, especially an example of something that happens generally:

There have been several instances of violence at the school.


You be big Fool ohhh

You also user de word 4 example

Didn't u see when I said u predicted it wrong towards me via de example??

DumbAss

Kip on mking fool of yourself
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 10:08pm On Feb 18, 2018
jericco1:


then you're enjoying whatever is happening between you guys. anyway, that's your choice.

What's your occupation if I may ask??

In your occupation,is there anything like discrimination??
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 10:06pm On Feb 18, 2018
youngreezy:
and Em Like To Eat Gaysha...Abeg Na Joke I Dy Ooooo.

Am finished gringrin
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 10:03pm On Feb 18, 2018
khiaa:



You really should stop posting on this thread and let it die, also showing pictures of you having sex with girls doesn't prove that you aren't attracted to men it only proves that you are attracted to girls. Posting pictures of girls that you have been intimate with is FOUL, it only shows that you can't be trusted and it's juvenile.

Yes Dear,,That's what m avoiding

No matter what I wont post the photo,twas a privileged and I can't let HER down cos of All this nairaland pals

M not even thinking on doing that,,I totally understand human#We take and Say what we want without considering if is right or wrong
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 9:56pm On Feb 18, 2018
BluntBoy:


Imagine this ignoramus who messes up grammar at will had the temerity to question my use of the word "instance".

Mumu,,,who is above mistake??

See English is a language not a height of ones intelligence

You can't be fluent in all languages #Dumb Ass


De correct word is *IS * cos Brain is singular

What else Fam??
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 9:54pm On Feb 18, 2018
BluntBoy:


You incorrigible, psychologically messed up, nappy-wearing bastard, I suppose you think the word instance has just one meaning. Better get a dictionary fast. Don't let me drag you this night.


Bros leave your English and use your common sense 4 once

instance . an item of information that is typical of a class or group; example; illustration; representative; 2. an occurrence of something; “another instance occurred yesterday”; case; example;
(v.) clarify by giving an example of; exemplify; illustrate;


What else is instance??or have your dumbby brain made another dictionary??

Let me know

You be dumb Ass ND clown,,I wonder Y m still wasting my Time on such a Dumbby
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 9:50pm On Feb 18, 2018
khiaa:


If you truly didn't care what people thought about you, you wouldn't have made this thread. I wonder about the name you chose though, "DICK-SON" grin

Why am not bother about their words is cos de all are online fams..de don't know me ND secondly since am no Gay it gives me nothing to worry,,

I know humans de say all de wanna say even if you try to prove them wrong,.,Even if I should send a sex tape de won't still believe,,,The might say its still a Guy

You know been educated isn't all about attending higher institution but rather understanding Humans and your environment!!

Lol,.Leave my Name 4 me ohh...i still like it when Gals calls me DICK DICK

Meanwhile you can see de Clown that said m on free mode but I proved her wrong with evidence,,waiting 4 her damn reply but she won't

Don't worry Bae,..This is all we see in social media..,Meanwhile check my Signature Honey
Romance / Re: This Damn Gay Crush Since 2014 Also Came Up This Year(screen Shot) by Oxster(m): 9:39pm On Feb 18, 2018
BluntBoy:


The guy is gay. According to Sigmund Freud, there are instances when people are obsessed about something but censor it publicly if society frowns at these thoughts. This defense mechanism is technically referred to as reaction formation.

OP is merely censoring gayism because our society frowns at it.

There r instance

I guess ur dumb head don't know the meaning of instance gringrin

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