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Jokes Etc / Contempt by oyiidoma1990(m): 2:59am On Sep 12, 2018 |
CONTEMPT • All this lawyers, judges and courts I just don’t get to understand them, they are so weird. This morning my friend had a case in the court so I decided to follow him there. When we entered the court somebody recognized me and shouted GHETTO BOY I shooked hands with him and proceeded to my seat, all of a sudden I heard a large bang on a door and everyone got up when the judge entered they all bow to him. I was shocked, is he God? how can I bow before a man? I am a child of God and my bible tells me not to bow before any body or any other god. So I sat gallantly and refused to stand until the judge sat down.Instantly, I became a celebrity as everybody was busy looking at me then the judge started saying something but the only thing I understood was CONTEMPT (because, I went to night school). But I wasn’t bothered as I was enjoying my instant fame then 2 policemen and a prison's officer came and ask me to follow them( I guess they want to give me money). I got up and started walking majestically as the uniform men were walking behind me as if they are my body guards. Now we have been standing outside the court room for almost 2 hours now when I asked them what are we waiting for, they said they are waiting for BLACK MARIA to come before we go, well me I told them that I don’t know any BLACK MARIA the only MARIA I know is FAIR, well maybe she’s the one that will give me money for refusing to bow before a mere man I don’t know so I decided to exercise patience. Please anyone that knows JIDE should tell him that I am now a hero and BLACKMARIA is on her way to come and give me money. We shall party very well tonight. |
Literature / Re: Ghetto Boy by oyiidoma1990(m): 3:51pm On Sep 07, 2018 |
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Literature / Ghetto Boy by oyiidoma1990(m): 8:54am On Sep 06, 2018 |
So this morning(jide my roommate) woke me up in our one room apartment which I share with 6 other people in the ghetto. The single window is always closed because of the, stench that ooze out of the gutter that passes directly behind the room coupled with the toilet that is directly beside the room which 40 other tenants also make use of. Jide my roomie whom woke me up keep begging me to lend him the cloth I wore the previous day (I knew he is upto something because he has enough clothes). I reluctantly gave him and went to join the queue for bathroom. So after bathing, I put on my starched cloth, went to iya basira canteen to get food. Upon entering there the shout of GHETTO BOY rented the air such that even the big boys in the canteen were intimidated.as iya basira first served me my rice with 3 kpomo's, four round about and 2 liver’s. After I finished eating, I checked my pocket only to discover I left the money in the trouser jide took. (So jide has been searching my clothes since he has been broke) I began sweating profusely as everybody in the canteen started laughing at me, I got up quietly went and explained to iya basira who is busy cursing me loudly. She quietly lead me to the backyard where we agreed that I will wash her plates for 4/days so as to cover the money. Please if you know jide ask him not to come home because we will kill ourselves today. • #thatghettoboy. |
Literature / Ghetto Boy Episode 1 by oyiidoma1990(m): 8:48am On Sep 06, 2018 |
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][sub][/sub]So this morning(jide my roommate) woke me up in our one room apartment which I share with 6 other people in the ghetto. The single window is always closed because of the, stench that ooze out of the gutter that passes directly behind the room coupled with the toilet that is directly beside the room which 40 other tenants also make use of. Jide my roomie whom woke me up keep begging me to lend him the cloth I wore the previous day (I knew he is upto something because he has enough clothes). I reluctantly gave him and went to join the queue for bathroom. So after bathing, I put on my starched cloth, went to iya basira canteen to get food. Upon entering there the shout of GHETTO BOY rented the air such that even the big boys in the canteen were intimidated.as iya basira first served me my rice with 3 kpomo's, tour round about and 2 liver’s. After I finished eating, I checked my pocket only to discover I left the money in the trouser jide took. (So jide has been searching my clothes since he has been broke) I began sweating profusely as everybody in the canteen started laughing at me, I got up quietly went and explained to iya basira who is busy cursing me loudly. She quietly lead me to the backyard where we agreed that I will wash her plates for 4/days so as to cover the money. Please if you know jide ask him not to come home because we will kill ourselves today. • #thatghettoboy. |
Celebrities / Re: Ofu Obekpa Who Featured In 'Captain America' Shares Success Story by oyiidoma1990(m): 6:03pm On Aug 04, 2018 |
proudly idoma 4 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland Whatsapp Group For Jokes, Confession And True Live Stories. by oyiidoma1990(m): 7:13am On Jun 25, 2018 |
add 08174837913 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh 4 Free: Whatsapp Group by oyiidoma1990(m): 7:11am On Jun 25, 2018 |
please add 08174837913 |
Jokes Etc / Re: House Of Wags Comedy Whatsapp Group by oyiidoma1990(m): 7:09am On Jun 25, 2018 |
08174837913 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Real House Of Comedy Group Chat Is Out!!! by oyiidoma1990(m): 7:08am On Jun 25, 2018 |
08174837913 add me up |
Politics / Re: Mace Theft: Investigation May Take 10 Years - Police by oyiidoma1990(m): 12:24pm On May 23, 2018 |
story, story |
Romance / Re: Top 10 States With The Most Handsome Men In Nigeria – Do You Agree? by oyiidoma1990(m): 6:46pm On Apr 15, 2018 |
wow repping BENUE State. But we should be fifth |
Religion / Re: Why Daddy Freeze Blocks People On Instagram. Examining Reasons by oyiidoma1990(m): 1:01pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
but he can critize other people abi 6 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: Nigerian Law School 2017/2018 Prospective Students (info Sharing) by oyiidoma1990(m): 8:58am On Mar 06, 2018 |
please when are supposed to vacate for this second term, is it 29th or 6th |
Career / Re: Lawyers Help Zone And Hang Out by oyiidoma1990(m): 5:34pm On Mar 01, 2018 |
Blawyer:am also interested in it. my WhatsApp number is 08174837913. please add me to the group. |
Politics / Re: Buhari Swears-in 7 New Permanent Secretaries by oyiidoma1990(m): 4:01pm On Dec 20, 2017 |
we are progressing 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh 4 Free: Whatsapp Group by oyiidoma1990(m): 3:00pm On Dec 08, 2017 |
08174837913 |
Education / Re: Nigerian Law School 2017/2018 Prospective Students (info Sharing) by oyiidoma1990(m): 5:16pm On Nov 10, 2017 |
LeMonsieur:try and go to bwari or you might have to wait a little bit longer. |
Education / Re: Nigerian Law School 2017/2018 Prospective Students (info Sharing) by oyiidoma1990(m): 12:06pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
Julietcutie:finally I have been posted to kano. Thanks for caring ma. |
Education / Re: Nigerian Law School 2017/2018 Prospective Students (info Sharing) by oyiidoma1990(m): 8:42pm On Nov 04, 2017 |
Julietcutie:thanks dear. They said my admission is pending because I did not respond to section C paragraph 13 A that we should endure till Monday. |
Education / Re: Nigerian Law School 2017/2018 Prospective Students (info Sharing) by oyiidoma1990(m): 8:50am On Nov 04, 2017 |
NairaEffect:yes they keep telling me admission pending. Please am frustrated. I need help. |
Education / Re: Nigerian Law School 2017/2018 Prospective Students (info Sharing) by oyiidoma1990(m): 11:38am On Nov 02, 2017 |
Posting is out but i can't find mine please who can help me |
Health / Re: School Of Nursing Makurdi Student Dies After Gas Explosion In Hostel (Graphic) by oyiidoma1990(m): 11:25am On Oct 24, 2017 |
May her soul rest in peace. Ukan kurugh you tried to save her life through crowd funding. take heart UKAN |
Romance / Re: My Sister's Wedding Pictures by oyiidoma1990(m): 12:41pm On Oct 21, 2017 |
Idoma ole adam |
Education / Re: Nigerian Law School 2017/2018 Prospective Students (info Sharing) by oyiidoma1990(m): 1:43pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
Please when will law school posting be out now and why not also create a facebook page so as to reach a larger audience. |
Business / Re: How Sandra Iheuwa Became CEO Of 5 Companies (Photos) by oyiidoma1990(m): 1:59pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
Inspiring |
Education / Re: Best Secondary Schools In Nigeria | 100 Top Secondary Schools Revealed By WAEC by oyiidoma1990(m): 6:36pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
This list is concentrated on major cities and definitely cannot come from waec. Mount saint Gabriel's is one of the best in north central and is supposed to be on that list. |
Education / Re: Ambrose Alli University Law Students Celebrate Graduation In Grand Style(Photos) by oyiidoma1990(m): 12:31pm On Sep 14, 2017 |
Daniyemi: Bad belle spotted. Congratulations greatest Lawsanites. |
Travel / Re: One Dead As Car Falls Into A Pit On A Collapsed Highway In Benue. Photos by oyiidoma1990(m): 1:30pm On Sep 04, 2017 |
DAVID MARK naa thunder when de stay for inside Volcano go fire that your testes when fat like Irish potato please what does David Mark has to do there? is he the president or minister of works? please face your business and leave him alone |
Crime / Re: Gunmen Kidnap A Man In Benue, Murder & Dump His Corpse In A River (Graphic Pics) by oyiidoma1990(m): 8:35am On Sep 04, 2017 |
I heard they also shot a business man in makurdi about two days back. It is only God that will save us in benue state. |
Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Picture Of A Nairalander, Join Him In The Celebration. by oyiidoma1990(m): 5:29pm On Aug 30, 2017 |
Hml to you |
Politics / Re: Photos Of Asari Dokubo Kissing His Wife As He Shows Off His Children by oyiidoma1990(m): 5:01pm On Aug 29, 2017 |
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