1. Have very high expectations.

2. Don't be tolerant. He can't talk to you anyhow na. If he says anything you don't like shout at him. Put him in his place

3. Report him to people if he messes up. If she angers you bring it on social media. Let us deliberate on it and thrash it thoroughly. We will use our lenses to pinpoint the issue and drag the person at fault. At least a problem shared they say is a problem solved.

4. Move in with him or her. Both of you should stay together for a long time so that you can have a feel of marriage life. If possible bring your family along. Redesign the house and make it suit your taste. Your privacy should be intruded.

5. If you're following number 4 then this should be important. Money issues should be handled mathematically. I bring a percentage and you bring a percentage. We must stick to that o or wahala go shele. If you must buy something make sure it stays within the budget. Everything must be accounted for.

6. Never stop complaining. For God's sake how will things change when you don't complain.. nag all day. Keep hammering on that thing you don't like. It must change.

7. Everything can be settled on bed. Use your genital as a weapon. If he messes up don't open . He will come to his senses. If she misbehaves start seeing other people. Deny her you rod. She must beg.

8. Never apologize. It makes you weak. Be strong and be proud. Even if youre wrong the apology must come from your partner. Shey you and him na mate ni? Oga apologize else this is over

The list is endless but manage these ones. I'm sure you'll figure the rest out.

Never forget one thing ,your happiness alone matters. If you're not happy about the whole thing walk away. Why work on a relationship when there are better alternatives outside. Why work on that lady with medium sized yansh when there are solid ikebes out there with better character. Why manage with that guy with a muzzle when there are men with benzes that will follow you once you wink at them. Tule jare. You move!

Them no dey tell person.

Feel free to add yours.

just imagine the stress wey you wan load on your brain because of relationship matter.........

9. Always demand for "urgent 2k".

Don't be unfortunate.

Yell at her in public. That is the only way people will know you're the man in charge.

Openly flirt, beat her publicly, lie to her, treat her like trash. Surprisingly, she will love u more

No time

When she fvk up don't forget to slap that ass very well when fvking, take it personal and show not pity slap it until it turns red.

obinna58:
When she fvk up don't forget to slap that ass very well when fvking, take it personal and show not pity slap it until it turns red.

Dem use fuxk swear for una

This hot afternoon on top vagina n preek matter... kia

Nothing wey Ashtaroth (Queen of heaven) no go see for Abaddon hand fa

thatsleepboy1:
Nothing wey Ashtaroth (Queen of heaven) no go see for Abaddon hand fa

where did you hear those names

KingZaddy:
where did you hear those names

we gather dey advanced Bang Drills together. lol. why asking? are you familiar with the names?

thatsleepboy1:


we gather dey advanced Bang Drills together. lol. why asking? are you familiar with the names?

demon names

Sarcasm at its highest.

Too long a write-up


How to crash a Nigerian born and bred relationship? Na three words answer!!

Just be broke!!!

Holy SIMP!

Haa

Just reply her question like the man in picture below, while she will be expecting Easter gifts

Then ....booom
The relationship don crash be that

I’m single anyway in case you like a tall boy don’t be shy to quote/mail me.

is that all

It's well

I don't have anything to add

Hmm

I've had a good laugh! The sarcasm!!!

To add to the list:

Don't cut your partner any slack. Table every matter! Make a very fine mountain out of the littlest of things. C'mon your partner ought to be perfect and always at an A-game! They always have to think like you, too.

Start practising early to be a model wife. Leave your house first thing in the morning to goan clean his house and launder all his clothes... fill up the entire ropes in the compound. Ensure you prepare and serve complicated dishes in his house every time, especially when his friends are around.

Keep letting him know that your options are open, and that there are way better prospects in your radar.

This relationship matter no dey tire una?

Too much grammar for something you should have simply said:

1. Don't send urgent 2k again
2. Don't give vag*na again


And watch 98% relationship die natural death

Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

People who are not even married for few years will turn themselves into imaginary relationship experts,those ones listed can't crash a relationship between two fools,I have seen where a guy and his in-house girlfriend will fight themselves with bottles only for them to smoke weed together later in the evening, in our compound when I was still in the university

I luv dz

Legalcriminal:
I’m single anyway in case you like a tall boy don’t be shy to quote/mail me.

and your moniker is legalcriminal