Thunderfayayou:


I can never be deported instead I tear my passport

That's old trick cos if den carry u go Naija embassy in that country those bastards working there will issue travel certificate in order to be deported.
Just pray not be victim and listen to the people that got enough experience there cos over sabi they caused problem for some of us sometimes!

vibrant99:
LIe Mohammed

Hahaha. U are right.

A British citizen already has the passport to travel back. He does not need to visit the embassy for anything to return.

These lil' boys are still learning how to lie

Joysticks:
Selling properties and travel abroad for a greener pasture is the greatest mistake you will ever make.
Illegal or legal African immigrants hardly get a well paid job. They end up sweeping the streets washing plates and doing terrible jobs that they cannot do in Nigeria.

Wrong! Selling property is not really worth it, but if you migrate legally, you don't need to sweep the streets! You can go to school and get a decent job, you can do so many good things as a legal immigrant.

Depends on your foundation and what you learnt abroad.

My boy who was a Unilag graduate was sent back over 10 years ago. He went into real estate management when he got back to Naija. Though he had family and friends support when he land Naija. He already learnt working hard in the US. Going back to Naija was a blessing for him because he had grown up and learnt how to apply himself and take advantage of some opportunities.

This is not necessarily the same for everyone. Every situation is unique. Another guy I know found his way back as his daughter filed for his stay. Some guys I know are just surviving in Naija. Depends on your situation bro

Joysticks:
Selling properties and travel abroad for a greener pasture is the greatest mistake you will ever make.
Illegal or legal African immigrants hardly get a well paid job.They end up sweeping the streets washing plates and doing terrible jobs that they cannot do in Nigeria.

lies a lot of Africans are doing well abroad. Those that went legally sha. In Canada here many Nigerians are in tech, banking and audit . For the op most of them recover with the help of family and friends and go into business

A victim but doing well for myself now. Ask God before you travel. Village witches dey everywhere

madukaanaya:
i was deported from america in 2017.i was living in carlifornia then.the negro woman that sent me to america set me up with a drug syndicate ran by his cousin ken after she discovered that i was in love with a white woman.i was accused of dealing in drug and felony.since i came back both family and friends whom i have helped deserted me.it is been difficult because i dream of america everyday.Nigeria is boring like hell.I am trying to save up and go back if not possible then canada.it is when you fall that you will know who is who.

people you help like give $500 or $1000 free dessert you when you need them? I find it hard when people do me a favor and realize I never reciprocate back or the person never benefit anything from me before.I feel uncomfortable, maybe because I hard anger issues cos if you hurt me I won't forget ooo but if you do me good as well, I won't forget.

God will help you since you have a good heart and help people in the past with one pure heart

houseontherock:

Wrong! Selling property is not really worth it, but if you migrate legally, you don't need to sweep the streets! You can go to school and get a decent job, you can do so many good things as a legal immigrant.

You can make it as an illegal immigrant too. Time and effort leads to success in a lot of cases

Yeecar:
This will be educating and inspiring, expecially for people who are suffering from depression caused by deportation.

Educating? Nairaland?

Look at the 1st 20 replies.

Does that look like a group of sound minds? Or answers to the main question?

Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.

Lier

Best to try again. Maybe another country

madukaanaya:
i was deported from america in 2017.i was living in carlifornia then.the negro woman that sent me to america set me up with a drug syndicate ran by his cousin ken after she discovered that i was in love with a white woman.i was accused of dealing in drug and felony.since i came back both family and friends whom i have helped deserted me.it is been difficult because i dream of america everyday.Nigeria is boring like hell.I am trying to save up and go back if not possible then canada.it is when you fall that you will know who is who.

Honestly bro, when you fall you go know who really get your back. I'm in a similar situation at the moment, although I came back because my contract expired and uae stopped issuing visa to Nigerians so I couldn't renew. My story dey one kind because e just be like I go waste my time for that way, over 2m I saved, I used it to invest in naija but the business crumbled within some months and i lost a lot, I was still in uae when I gave someone money to invest in that business sha and I regret it till this moment. I didn't plan to come back now, I wanted to stay for 2 more years so I can save more, unfortunately the visa issue happened. Came back like a month ago, naija is boring af and worse still if you no get money. Nobody send me again, even those wey I dn help alot in the past, well nobody owe me anything sha. I hope I don't fall into depression at this point because help is not forth coming but I believe as life dey, hope dey.

NarcissistKing:


Yes, in his dreams and imaginations. Someone that is deluded.

I wonder, what would people, really stand to gain from audio lies..

Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.

me go like make that kind of money too o bros show me way

Tag and ask ogwuigbo update

oklahrelo:


I wonder, what would people, really stand to gain from audio lies..

They always believe everyone is foolish like them.

PastorM:
Someone I knew was deported to Nigeria. After he spent a month, he went to the British Embassy to report that he's a British Citizen and wrongfully deported. When they checked out his story, it was true.

They paid him compensation and flew him back 1st class.

When he returned we asked him why he didn't say anything at the deportation centre.

He said why should he talk when they would send him to Nigeria for free!! Free vacation.

That person was obviously a liar, and he was able to lie to y'all because you guys were/are ignorant of the immigration process.

2 million dollars in 2 months?legit?some people are looking for for people to scam .

Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.

Hnmmm, two things that affected deportee is question of how to bounce back from crash, the second one is shame,

how to manage this situation is to find a way of not returning to area the deportee resided before he/she relocated abroad.

Go and resettle in another area of one of your relatives or friend that can assist for awhile.

Think of what you can start to do as means of living, if you're graduate, look for jobs or better still find way back to return to the type previous hustle before you traveled abroad, but if it's an illicit business, ignore it and look for legal means of living.

Try as much as possible to absorbed the pains you'll encounter on the mission to rebuild your life, if you're patience with set up of plans, it may take you two or three years before you will fully get your self financially, you need to understand that you're starting from zero.

Let me tell you, deportation is not a sign of failure, it's an experience that stand as a teacher towards the project of a brighter and rewarding future only if deportee think on how to grow success (legal means) and not by jumping to success (illegal means).

Scottz:
pele o legit kor scama ni
Make una sha suffery dey lie
We know say na faceless forum

E be like you dey underestimate nairalanders. Forget na faceless forum. Naira billionaires dey here
Maybe you be newbie na why u no know. Even some celebrities dey here

Ocholu:


How did you do it Boss?? Please teach me. I really need to start working and earning.

Lol, he will charge you ₦10k to teach you how to make $2m in 2 months.
Me I will charge you just ₦5K to teach you to make $2m in 1 month.

Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.

How

Joysticks:
Selling properties and travel abroad for a greener pasture is the greatest mistake you will ever make.
Illegal or legal African immigrants hardly get a well paid job.They end up sweeping the streets washing plates and doing terrible jobs that they cannot do in Nigeria.

yea and we fit no problem with that …

madukaanaya:
i was deported from america in 2017.i was living in carlifornia then.the negro woman that sent me to america set me up with a drug syndicate ran by his cousin ken after she discovered that i was in love with a white woman.i was accused of dealing in drug and felony.since i came back both family and friends whom i have helped deserted me.it is been difficult because i dream of america everyday.Nigeria is boring like hell.I am trying to save up and go back if not possible then canada.it is when you fall that you will know who is who.

Guy, your story is incomplete. What was your purpose of going to the States in the first place? So many loopholes in your write-up.

Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.

Share the knowledge n info with me na, let me also be like you

ednut1:
lies a lot of Africans are doing well abroad. Those that went legally sha. In Canada here many Nigerians are in tech, banking and audit . For the op most of them recover with the help of family and friends and go into business

You're trying to engage in conversation with someone that is still stuck in his village and only hear stories of hardship from illegal migrants he knows.

Afriface:
A victim but doing well for myself now. Ask God before you travel. Village witches dey everywhere

You were guilty of the crime or whatever reason you were deported. Blame yourself for your own misery.

Winters23:
I made $2m legit from home in 2 months. Who needs abroad when you can work abroad from home.

No you dey carry us catch cruise?
Call that money with respect guy!

$2m no be anybody mate

upsupa:


You can make it as an illegal immigrant too. Time and effort leads to success in a lot of cases

And how many illegal immigrants makes It? Stop encouraging illegal migration.

Roddyricch1:


Honestly bro, when you fall you go know who really get your back. I'm in a similar situation at the moment, although I came back because my contract expired and uae stopped issuing visa to Nigerians so I couldn't renew. My story dey one kind because e just be like I go waste my time for that way, over 2m I saved, I used it to invest in naija but the business crumbled within some months and i lost a lot, I was still in uae when I gave someone money to invest in that business sha and I regret it till this moment. I didn't plan to come back now, I wanted to stay for 2 more years so I can save more, unfortunately the visa issue happened. Came back like a month ago, naija is boring af and worse still if you no get money. Nobody send me again, even those wey I dn help alot in the past, well nobody owe me anything sha. I hope I don't fall into depression at this point because help is not forth coming but I believe as life dey, hope dey.

Hang in there bro. The downfall of a man is not the end of his life. It is the challenging times like the one you are currently going through that serves as a stepping stone to greatness for many a great men. You will rise again as long as you stay positive and don't give up on yourself. Try and get something doing in the meantime, no matter how small. It's not easy to be a man anywhere in the world. Just don't give up ok? Cheers.

bendike:

Lol, he will charge you ₦10k to teach you how to make $2m in 2 months.
Me I will charge you just ₦5K to teach you to make $2m in 1 month.

You wanna charge for the money you ain't got!

Tellwhat:

E be like you dey underestimate nairalanders. Forget na faceless forum. Naira billionaires dey here
Maybe you be newbie na why u no know. Even some celebrities dey here

wo lemme
Go meet the celebrities and the billionaires make dem give you link to join then