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Re: My Wife Squirt by Beremx(f): 6:46pm On Mar 09, 2022
pocohantas:


Even you?! cheesy



And you too?!

You women are not helping the OP at all.

Re: My Wife Squirt by Nobody: 6:48pm On Mar 09, 2022
socialmediaman:


OP she may have coital incontinence. I understand it's discomforting to you, but please DON'T BLAME HER about the situation even if you want to divorce her. It's something she probably can't change, and she may end up having low self esteem if you keep quarreling with her over the situation

Having said that, there may be options to ease the situation, like using washable and reusable waterproof bed pads that you can place on the bed before intimacy. Also, to reduce the odor of the pee you can encourage her to drink more water throughout the day

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Re: My Wife Squirt by Beremx(f): 6:49pm On Mar 09, 2022
LexxoManny:
it's not pee lol, it doesn't even smell like pee, my girl's own smells like pineapple and tastes salty
O chim o!!!

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Re: My Wife Squirt by Decimus: 6:54pm On Mar 09, 2022
Youngxx:


Correct me
squirting fluid is basically urea, uric acid and creatinine, so it's very similar to urine. It's origin is from the skenes gland which is located directly below the urethra.

The thing is you can't miss it, even the manner of expulsion has a certain pressure similar to urine.
What you experience is probably what they call cream/creamy, a whitish odourless discharge from the vagina that can coat your pen.is during intercourse.

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Re: My Wife Squirt by Nobody: 6:55pm On Mar 09, 2022
socialmediaman:


He said they didn't have much sex before marriage. If he had more of it before marriage don't you think he would've saved himself this whole stress? Finding out about sexual incompatibilities can devastate a marriage, reason why people date for months and enjoy each other's intimacy before deciding on marriage.

He said he noticed it, hence my comment. Please read the post again.
Re: My Wife Squirt by Decimus: 6:59pm On Mar 09, 2022
LexxoManny:
it's not pee lol, it doesn't even smell like pee, my girl's own smells like pineapple and tastes salty
The difference from pee is not that much.
It contains urea, uric acid and creatinine.
If you add ammonia, urochrome, cl, mg,k...then you get urine.

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Re: My Wife Squirt by heniford2: 7:11pm On Mar 09, 2022
So many zombie men in life undecided chia
Re: My Wife Squirt by abokikhalifa: 7:19pm On Mar 09, 2022
You and your wife should start making love on the ground. Just arrange mat out for ground. I hope this will solve your probkem a lil.
Re: My Wife Squirt by socialmediaman: 7:20pm On Mar 09, 2022
Mercychen:


He said he noticed it, hence my comment. Please read the post again.

I read his post the first time undecided . Relationship is not that simple that we make everything a big deal at the onset. It may not have mattered to him at the time when he was counting himself lucky that he met an angel, but it matters to him now. Some people are even asking him to give them his wife because it looks sexy to them, but give them 6 months and they may start complaining like OP

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Re: My Wife Squirt by Nobody: 7:22pm On Mar 09, 2022
yemmit90:


Lolz, you think it is funny experience? Men normally feel like a boss when they made their visiting girlfriends squirts, it becomes problem and tiresome when you have to live with it permanently under the same roof.



Don't mind them. They are all trying to form woke by claiming they like it as if they can put up with such mess everyday for the rest of their lives.

They can only enjoy it when it happens in a hotel room and not an everyday thing. Even me as a woman I can't stand such. What an eyesore.

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Re: My Wife Squirt by Nobody: 7:24pm On Mar 09, 2022
socialmediaman:


I read his post the first time undecided . Relationship is not that simple that we make everything a big deal at the onset. It may not have mattered to him at the time when he was counting himself lucky that he met an angel, but it matters to him now. Some people are even asking him to give them his wife because it looks sexy to them, but give them 6 months and they may start complaining like OP

Exactly my point.

None of them can live with such for long.
Re: My Wife Squirt by nnenwa5: 7:25pm On Mar 09, 2022
LexxoManny:
it's not pee lol, it doesn't even smell like pee, my girl's own smells like pineapple and tastes salty

Chei shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: My Wife Squirt by socialmediaman: 7:31pm On Mar 09, 2022
LexxoManny:
it's not pee lol, it doesn't even smell like pee, my girl's own smells like pineapple and tastes salty

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Re: My Wife Squirt by Richy4(m): 7:38pm On Mar 09, 2022
This thread can make a Reverend father possibly blush smiley
Re: My Wife Squirt by OscarJaden(m): 7:39pm On Mar 09, 2022
Jeon:


then use it!
and stop shying away angry
the Bleep is wrong with you?
Must he post his ordeal with his real moniker before you can provide a solution? Which i know u dont even have a solution for him
Re: My Wife Squirt by Jeon(f): 7:40pm On Mar 09, 2022
OscarJaden:
the Bleep is wrong with you?
Must he post his ordeal with his real moniker before you can provide a solution? Which i know u dont even have a solution for him

shut up and shameless go to poco and beg for 1k.

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Re: My Wife Squirt by OscarJaden(m): 7:41pm On Mar 09, 2022
Jeon:


shut up and shameless go to poco and beg for 1k.
who is poco?
Re: My Wife Squirt by Jeon(f): 7:42pm On Mar 09, 2022
OscarJaden:
who is poco?

.

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Re: My Wife Squirt by silibaba: 8:24pm On Mar 09, 2022
legge4:
We have few sexual experiences until we married. A few times my then-girlfriend climax, the foam was always wet. I thought it was something that will go away with time. So I overlook it. 6 months into the relationship, I decided to do what was necessary, and we became husband and wife. From wetting the mattress in the hotel we stay for our honeymoon which results in us having little quarrel to now having to be a daily experience when we make love. I have to stop having sex with her.
I seek medical advice but I was told there is nothing that can be done. I left the house to a friend's place where I go to work. My wife is an angel but how do I sleep with pee after lovemaking. How will I be changing the bedspread almost every day?
I can't tell my friends what I am going through, and nor can I use my main moniker.
Please if your wife squirt, how do you handle and live with it. I have a second thought of seeking for divorce so both of us can have peace of mind. I don't waste all that wedding money but I will be losing a good woman.

If you divorce her, please caterpult her to daddy(me) let me continue from where you stopped.

I love squirting wife so much. So please hasten the divorce process make I fit kolonbi her on your behalf sir.

Anticipating for a positive response.

Please treat as dispatch


Regards

Sign

Silibaba
Re: My Wife Squirt by Lordbinsmar: 8:32pm On Mar 09, 2022
TheStakeHolder:
It's simple. Start making love to her on the floor. After that she mops the floor and you both can enjoy the bed later.

lipsrsealed

You are the wisest man in the world grin cheesy grin

I salute your level of intelligence. Naa you get brain pass out of everybody wey don comment grin


OP, this wonderful advice is the only solution to your problem grin
Re: My Wife Squirt by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:50pm On Mar 09, 2022
Tell her to empty her bladder before sex.

Besides, I Think the squirting fluid is different from pee, although it is similar.
Re: My Wife Squirt by Beremx(f): 8:58pm On Mar 09, 2022
DrFunmisticGlow:
Tell her to empty her bladder before sex.

Besides, I Think the squirting fluid is different from pee, although it is similar.
dear Op, your marriage has been resolved. No more divorce. Take this advice
Re: My Wife Squirt by Michelle55: 9:06pm On Mar 09, 2022
Jeon:


the moniker you are following.
You can disgrace somebody eh cheesy
Dude was having selective amnesia but you helped to regain his memory of his begging syndrome grin
Are you sure you will make heaven laidis? smiley

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Re: My Wife Squirt by folake4u(f): 9:17pm On Mar 09, 2022
Richy4:
This thread can make a Reverend father possibly blush smiley

Honestly speaking!!!! grin
Re: My Wife Squirt by BeanmanX(m): 9:26pm On Mar 09, 2022
Jeon:

the moniker you are following.
Dis is Wickedness

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Re: My Wife Squirt by BeanmanX(m): 9:30pm On Mar 09, 2022
Michelle55:

You can disgrace somebody eh cheesy
Dude was having selective amnesia but you helped to regain his memory of his begging syndrome grin
Are you sure you will make heaven laidis? smiley
U want to tell me u haven't begged before? I see nothing wrong in begging,,,,the only thing bad about begging is when u turn it into a job, besides the guy might be cash stranded hence why he begged for money

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Re: My Wife Squirt by BeanmanX(m): 9:32pm On Mar 09, 2022
LexxoManny:
it's not pee lol, it doesn't even smell like pee, my girl's own smells like pineapple and tastes salty
God forbid,,,,,u taste it? ewww shocked
Re: My Wife Squirt by Michelle55: 9:36pm On Mar 09, 2022
BeanmanX:
U want to tell me u haven't begged before? I see nothing wrong in begging,,,,the only thing bad about begging is when u turn it into a job, besides the guy might be cash stranded hence why he begged for money
Do I know you?
Kindly resist the urge to shalaye egbon! I didn't ask you all of that explanation please.
Thank you as you avoid me.
Re: My Wife Squirt by NeoWanZaeed(m): 9:37pm On Mar 09, 2022
Am happy for the comments on the first page..

The OP no get sense

A swear!!

Divorce her na..

You go come back here to open thread on your regret



No make innocent woman suffer. Divorce if you want to divorce.

Give her a chance to find someone with sense
Re: My Wife Squirt by BeanmanX(m): 9:43pm On Mar 09, 2022
Michelle55:

Do I know you?
Kindly resist the urge to shalaye egbon! I didn't ask you all of that explanation please.
Thank you as you avoid me.
Buh u didn't mind ur business when u jumped on someone's posts to ridicule another person,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,just take a look at u

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Re: My Wife Squirt by wingmanIII: 9:45pm On Mar 09, 2022
Squirt is different from Pee.
Some women pee when they are sexually excited. That's not squirting
Re: My Wife Squirt by Michelle55: 9:48pm On Mar 09, 2022
BeanmanX:
Buh u didn't mind ur business when u jumped on someone's posts to ridicule another person,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,just take a look at u
Young man, I'm not the cause of your frustration. I'm not in the mood to bicker words with someone like you, kindly keep mute and face front.
This would be the last attention you get from me.
Stay safe!

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