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| by Nobody: 5:16pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
I had visitor who came on Monday. She came with two phones, an Infinix hot 9 with a good configuration and another phone. She said the Infinix belongs to her roommate and she wants to buy it from her for 50k, but she doesn't have money now since she spending the little she has on school sorting because some lecturers said you must sort their courses, else nobody will pass. I asked her why her friend want to sell the phone and she said her boyfriend bought her an iPhone. I asked if the roommate has the receipt and all necessary documents and she said yes. I said I will give her 45k, but she refused, but later called her and she agreed. My question is: Is 45k too much for Infinix hot 9? I haven't sent her the money, but she has travelled back to school some minutes ago and left the phone with me. Typing... 3 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: by Nobody: 5:17pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
Ahhh I have 2 questions Mr 1 why is this on romance section? 2 why did she leave the phone with you E b like say you dey find VAULENCE 2 Likes |
| Re: by Nobody: 5:17pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
Five minutes after she left, another of my female friend came over with pizza. She called me earlier and said she's at Everyday shopping mall and wants to buy me something. She suggested bread or pizza. I hate bread, so I said pizza. I have never eaten pizza before. I don't really eat much of those kinds of things. I'm a village man. I prefer fruits or garri. So, she came in and dropped the pizza. I got excited, we prayed, and took a slice each. She started eating hers and said, "Wow! This is so good." I started mine and said, "So, this is how the pizza I have hearing about tastes? It's rubbish. It's all hype. I prefer shawarma even though I can't finish half a shawarma." I couldn't finish a slice of pizza, so she helped me finish it. So, I hate pizza. I can NEVER spend my money buying it for myself — I can only buy for someone. I asked her how much she bought it and she said 5k. I still think she's lying. So, how much is this kind of pizza? I hope this rubbish isn't 5k o! Though, 5k isn't much, but who buys this kind of rubbish for 5k? 7 Likes
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| Re: by Chaos14: 5:25pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
45k is ok for an infinix its ok |
| Re: by Chaos14: 5:27pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
Its because you didn't buy dominos pizza 6 Likes |
| Re: by Nobody: 5:28pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
Pizza never finish this girl don remove all her clothes come sit for my front nâked dey watch TV. What should I do to her as a gay man? I just added this part to give my depressed haters something to react on as the chemical they are. 6 Likes
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| Re: by Chaos14: 5:31pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
iLegenddNoReply:Complement her body and spank her ass or do nothing |
| Re: by Boogyman557: 5:35pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
Holly Gram  My Gee!U suppose de SMOKE WEED! WEED gives INSPIRATION and MOTIVATION to UNDERSTAND some certain QUESTION! LITE UP my WEED in peace WTF MAN! |
| Re: by Nobody: 5:37pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
There is weed here, but I only smoke it once or twice a year when I refuse to eat to trigger high appetite. Modified: Let me wrap one. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: by Chaos14: 5:39pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
iLegenddNoReply:How does it feel |
| Re: by Dukio: 6:02pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
Them don open office for op head. One minute silence for a SIMPle man  1 Like 1 Share
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| Re: by Nobody: 6:03pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
@Boogyman557, food is ready. 5 Likes |
| Re: by Rahkman: 6:06pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
U dey prey on university girls abi? |
| Re: by Boogyman557: 6:08pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
iLegenddNoReply:Holly Gram thanks my Gee!But dat pizza no go fit handle my WEED hunger! Anyways I fit still use am step tinz down! thanks man! WTF MAN! 6 Likes |
| Re: by LikeAking: 6:08pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
iLegenddNoReply: Ur sisters, be deciving ya sef. U fit even toos a woman? U sef follow dey smoke? Weed has suffered. |
| Re: by Nobody: 6:23pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
The kind heavy rain wey dey fall here, to sleep come dey hungry me. |
| Re: by Nobody: 6:25pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
So, none of these my depressed haters knows the price of pizza? Wow! This says a lot about the root of their frustrations.  4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: by Chaos14: 6:27pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
iLegenddNoReply:No it cost 3k |
| Re: by SweetVibe: 6:28pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
iLegenddNoReply:YOU TALK TOO MUCH AS A MAN,that is a feminine trait. 7 Likes |
| Re: by IbrahimSkiba(f): 6:30pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
And your point for bringing this here is?  5 Likes |
| Re: by theNOISEmaker: 6:31pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
iLegenddNoReply: Boss abeg my Samsung galaxy s9 screen break yesterday, and I was told i would need pay 65k to it fixed. I don enter depression since yesterday, Na wetin i dey use take dey do small hustle online, na your big fan and follower from way back i be, boss.. Anything small, i go collect. Help your boy abeg 1 Like |
| Re: by Nobody: 6:36pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
And the frustration keeps piling up. I won't stop adding fuel to it. Haha. I'm so wicked. Some people think talking too much is not a talent. It has made smart people millionaires. This is why some of them ignore their talents and focus on school while people like Ikorodu boys that focus on their talents first are millionaires. Most Nigerians youths are really idióts and envious. If not for talking too much and compiling the too much talks into books, I would've been broke like them. Broke people hate progressive people. Adding more fuel to fire. #Smile. The funny thing is, the more they cry, the worse I intentionally get so they can keep talking.  11 Likes
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| Re: by Mezigo: 6:41pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
iLegenddNoReply: I just like this guy pattern shaa.lolz 8 Likes |
| Re: by babaalagbo11(m): 6:43pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
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| Re: by Nobody: 6:49pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
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| Re: by Boogyman557: 7:02pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
Holly Gram wtttttttfffff mannnnnnnnn!My Gee! U be real NIGGA! Na THUNDER go fire U! U be real Gee! Na now I Facebook dat WEED well ooo! Na now I SEE that WEED well ooo! I been de on cloud9, my HIGHNESS just reduce small now but I go still top am wit more WEED! My Gee! Na CONFIRM flexibility u de so ooo! Na CONFIRM flexing u de so ooo! chai nothing do u my Gee! me de REASON to JAZZ in ASHAWOO house by 8pm, wen the area don dark small.. LITE UP my WEED in peace WTF MAN! 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: by Nobody: 11:26pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
Damn! Lit night! Goodbye everyone. |
| Re: by LogicBomb8: 11:30pm On Apr 21, 2022 |
Escofi |
| Re: by Izprince(m): 7:13am On Apr 22, 2022 |
God when me too go get settings like this op? |
| Re: by fastanddubious(m): 7:23am On Apr 22, 2022 |
Go buy Tecno theNOISEmaker: |
| Re: by Nobody: 7:31am On Apr 22, 2022 |
iLegenddNoReply:if you can roll it ur self I don’t believe u one smoke it once a year and if u really want to eat good try smoking loud |
| Re: by Adex5: 7:58am On Apr 22, 2022 |
Haryoife:Abge but why she drop the phone with u  Something isn't right bro |
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