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Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by JJKADRY(m): 8:40am On Jul 26, 2012
undecided MODERATORS!!! E b like say we go need doctor wey go dey test ppl 4 hia so, because I notice d wey ppl dey vex on top smal conversatn. If jokers fit dey vex like dis ehn?wetin politicians dem go do?
Mod. abeg find doctor wey go dey test ppl 4 angryology, vexiology and stupidtalkiology.
Ooh booy! Guity as charged!
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 2:44pm On Jul 26, 2012
dani1luv ,,, u dey here sexkillz dey ban ban me 4 romance section abi?


u don fall my hand!! embarassed
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bingbagbo(m): 2:58pm On Jul 26, 2012
DONkollione: dani1luv ,,, u dey here sexkillz dey ban ban me 4 romance section abi?


u don fall my hand!! embarassed



don, dont mind the albino sexkillz!. . .he is fighting all projaners. . .any time i do a thread in the romance section, he will move it and that dani whatever is looking sheepishly without any intervention. . . .

Don, i bet you i will personally deal with that albino, dont worry!! angry
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jul 26, 2012
bin gbagbo:


don, dont mind the albino sexkillz!. . .he is fighting all projaners. . .any time i do a thread in the romance section, he will move it and that dani whatever is looking sheepishly without any intervention. . . .

Don, i bet you i will personally deal with that albino, dont worry!! angry

i blv u presido!!

i wonda wu made d albino mod self? angry
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bingbagbo(m): 3:38pm On Jul 26, 2012
no problem my king!!! grin
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by JJKADRY(m): 4:56pm On Jul 26, 2012
I beg, if dani deserves to be crowned why not crown him now. Abi you wan carry d crown go ya village say you be MOD king? :PI beg, if dani deserves to be crowned why not crown him now. Abi you wan carry d crown go ya village say you be MOD king?
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by JJKADRY(m): 5:02pm On Jul 26, 2012
Eeeh! I don fail waec, na bin gbagbo I mean o. Chei! I don fall dis guy hand but wetin?
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 5:30pm On Jul 26, 2012
JJKADRY: I beg, if dani deserves to be crowned why not crown him now. Abi you wan carry d crown go ya village say you be MOD king? :PI beg, if dani deserves to be crowned why not crown him now. Abi you wan carry d crown go ya village say you be MOD king?
undecided
who be dis stranger? undecidedundecided
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by JJKADRY(m): 1:10pm On Jul 27, 2012
coolu no go sch abi u wia condom 4 face wey no make u see d name? Ehn, no try meee o
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by lilkech(m): 9:17am On Jul 29, 2012
Erm Dani, I can't understand why anytime I click on busyanus's threads, my phone seems to crash and restart itself.

Are his jokes that contagious

WTF!
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 12:30am On Jul 31, 2012
Beht y dani, y dyu act like a new moderator wey job still dey shack im body?? You like to dey show power sha...and e dey pain me seriously!

Oya have you read dis finish? Oya hide dis post too as usual.
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by lilkech(m): 8:22am On Jul 31, 2012
booqee: Beht y dani, y dyu act like a new moderator wey job still dey shack im body?? You like to dey show power sha...and e dey pain me seriously!

Oya have you read dis finish? Oya hide dis post too as usual.

Aren't you supposed to be rehearsing your marital vows at some place by now?
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by dani1luv: 10:24am On Jul 31, 2012
booqee: Beht y dani, y dyu act like a new moderator wey job still dey shack im body?? You like to dey show power sha...and e dey pain me seriously!

Oya have you read dis finish? Oya hide dis post too as usual.

LOL
What have i done?
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 10:30am On Jul 31, 2012
lilkech:

Aren't you supposed to be rehearsing your marital vows at some place by now?


i wonder o shocked
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bright007(f): 9:06pm On Jul 31, 2012
booqee: Beht y dani, y dyu act like a new moderator wey job still dey shack im body?? You like to dey show power sha...and e dey pain me seriously!

Oya have you read dis finish? Oya hide dis post too as usual.
boobsqeee d boobigenic....how is dat ur aboki fiance...hope his ofio and sugarcane biz is doing well?
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bunmioguns(m): 5:38am On Aug 01, 2012
Dani, where u send BIN go
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by dani1luv: 11:18am On Aug 01, 2012
bunmioguns: Dani, where u send BIN go
Mukina2 banned him
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Ajibel(m): 3:39pm On Aug 01, 2012
JJKADRY: coolu no go sch abi u wia condom 4 face wey no make u see d name? Ehn, no try meee o

u are really dry like your name implies tongue angry angry angry
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bunmioguns(m): 7:06pm On Aug 01, 2012
dani1luv:
Mukina2 banned him
.
.
Oga o, see as Muki dey use her power, nw am even nt enjoying dis section. . . Really sad
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by searay(m): 10:04pm On Aug 02, 2012
@dani1luv
I demand to know why my thread has been locked
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 9:24am On Aug 03, 2012
Dani dear, when will you honor bright007 with a suitable award for reppin Jokes Section?

i swear she has made me laff sotey I don forget my BB pin! cool
grin
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bright007(f): 7:13am On Aug 04, 2012
why are u delaying my undisputed honour in this section? Dani,beht why?
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 10:51am On Aug 04, 2012
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by ismokeweed1(f): 9:39am On Aug 05, 2012
Hey everyone I'm new here and I need a place to light up ma ish
cos all the jokes here are stale

Anyone wanna join me? All you gotta do is to

INHALE

EXHALE

INHALE

EXHALE

You get? Thanks moderators
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by toygod2: 2:49am On Aug 06, 2012
No time for preaching please......what is the full meaning of

1.,MOFO
2.,OP
3.,How can i be unbanned
4.,........i dey come bak pls
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Donuc1940: 8:42pm On Aug 07, 2012
Akpors returns a missing purse to the owner
in Yaba Market. The Lady was so grateful but
when she looked inside, she got confused
and said, "I had just a single #1000 naira
note before but now there are ten notes
of#100 hundred naira... How come?"
Akpors said "Na me change am, because the
last time i help person find a lost purse she
says she for give me something but change
no Dey
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 10:44pm On Aug 07, 2012
^^nice joke donuc! Really made me lol. grin. I wish you'd open a thread for dis ur joke, it'll have been more fun.
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by EfemenaXY: 12:09am On Aug 10, 2012
Donuc1940: Akpors returns a missing purse to the owner
in Yaba Market. The Lady was so grateful but
when she looked inside, she got confused
and said, "I had just a single #1000 naira
note before but now there are ten notes
of#100 hundred naira... How come?"
Akpors said "Na me change am, because the
last time i help person find a lost purse she
says she for give me something but change
no Dey

Nice 1!

Love it grin
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bright007(f): 7:29am On Aug 10, 2012
Efemena_xy:

Nice 1!

Love it grin
I thought this was å complaint thread......why u dey support bad thing?
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bingbagbo(m): 1:28pm On Aug 11, 2012
bright007: I thought this was å complaint thread......why u dey support bad thing?



help me ask am ooooo shocked shocked shocked
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by EfemenaXY: 4:09pm On Aug 11, 2012
Bin 'n Bright angry

How can liking a good thing possibly be bad? undecided
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by bingbagbo(m): 4:51pm On Aug 11, 2012
Efemena_xy: Bin 'n Bright angry

How can liking a good thing possibly be bad? undecided




what is good about that thing? angry

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