This Thing Is Bigger than My Dick and She Cheated [Picture]

Today, I went out to buy a battery for one of my laptops and decided to use the opportunity to repair an Infinix phone I abandoned from my lists of abandoned phones.

The laptop battery replacement was only 10k. The phone repair was just 15k (workmanship and new screen. I was thinking it will be more. Thank God).

I asked the repair guy if he has any small phone to sell to me and he said yes, but his younger brother wants to buy it and he'll soon come, but hasn't.

He said he needs money urgently and ended up selling me his Android phone for just 12k. I didn't even bother to price to avoid changing his mind. Lol.

I have always wanted to buy a tiny phone that is as tiny as my dick, so I headed to where they sell new phones and picked the only one left.

Since it's the only small phone left, I wanted it badly. The woman said 9,500, but I ended up paying only 6,500.

The battery was down, so she said I should charge it when I get home. I'm at home now but the phone has refused to charge or even power on. I feel cheated.

What even hurts me the most is how this small phone that isn't even the size of a toothpick is bigger than my James Bond. I feel depressed. I'm sending it back tomorrow, but I really need this phone like mad!

Yo fish, if you like spend 1m daily on her, she will still fvck another guy with your money, only in nigeria they think asking a guy for his number or for a date makes you cheap, come here and see women who are ready to pay your bills for s€x

Whats up man

I want a phone as small as a SIM card. Where can I get it? I'm sending this one back.

feranmi143:
Yo fish, if you like spend 1m daily on her, she will still fvck another guy with your money, only in nigeria they think asking a guy for his number or for a date makes you cheap, come here and see women who are ready to pay your bills for s€x

Did you even bother to read the post?
Shame on you.

feranmi143:
Yo fish, if you like spend 1m daily on her, she will still fvck another guy with your money, only in nigeria they think asking a guy for his number or for a date makes you cheap, come here and see women who are ready to pay your bills for s€x

LOCATION

BanevsJoker:

Did you even bother to read the post?
Shame on you.

When I read that comment, I knew be was high.

It's 1 AM and I'm trying to see if I can fix the phone myself. It's actually the size of two or three SIMs.

BanevsJoker:
Did you even bother to read the post? Shame on you.

Yo fish, yeah i do, but am not into it .

Did you read the post? Lol

feranmi143:
Yo fish, if you like spend 1m daily on her, she will still fvck another guy with your money, only in nigeria they think asking a guy for his number or for a date makes you cheap, come here and see women who are ready to pay your bills for s€x

Rexymania:
Did you read the post? Lol

Yo fish, yeah i did

iLegendd:
This Thing Is Bigger than My Dick and She Cheated [Picture]

Today, I went out to buy a battery for one of my laptops and decided to use the opportunity to repair an Infinix phone I abandoned from my lists of abandoned phones.

I am interested in the bolded.
In the spirit of Christmas, which among these phones did you feel you can give away?

Many unwell people here

Am confused, re u talking abt dick or phone,

Notice! Notice!! Notice!!!

Dear Nairalanders,

We apologise to the general Public for such nuisance. This is actually a Psychiatric patient that escaped from our facilty last night.

Once more we sincerely apologize to the public for the nuisance kindly bear with us as all effort are being made to recapture the patient.

Thanks for your understanding.

PLS,PLS! Do endeavour to take your drugs.it would prevent you from ranting and going gaga!.

Humans are really funny and jealous beings. Since I intentionally belittled the size of my James Bond and called it tiny, people didn't react to it.

If I had talked about how big it is, hundreds of men would've been jealous and abused me to death. We are funny creatures.

We always want people to say what will make us feel better not what will make them feel good.

This is psychology 101.

iLegendd:
Humans are really funny and jealous beings. Since I intentionally belittled the size of my James Bond and called it tiny, people didn't react to it.

If I had talked about how big it is, hundreds of men would've been jealous and abused me to death. We are funny creatures.

We always want people to say what will make us feel better not what will make them feel good.

This is psychology 101.

Boss, can you recommend any good psychology book for me.

One crayfish up there just dey call people fish up and down.. Wetin op post different from wetin him respond to.. Which kind weed that guy go smoke like this gad

Tony142:



Boss, can you recommend any good psychology book for me.

I don't really read psychology books. A lot of things I know in life are through experience. One of the reasons I can write a book in a day or most 1 week.

Though, I'll recommend a financial book called The Secret of the Millionaire Mind. It's not about psychology, but managing money so you can never go broke.

iLegendd:
I don't really read psychology books. A lot of things I know in life are through experience. One of the reasons I can write a book in a day or most 1 week.

Though, I'll recommend a financial book called The Secret of the Millionaire Mind. It's not about psychology, but managing money so you can never go broke.

Ok boss, I suggest you should write a psychology book on "How to handle haters both online and offline" just a suggestion tho, but I will be interested to buy the book if you decide to write it.

iLegendd:
Humans are really funny and jealous beings. Since I intentionally belittled the size of my James Bond and called it tiny, people didn't react to it.

If I had talked about how big it is, hundreds of men would've been jealous and abused me to death. We are funny creatures.

We always want people to say what will make us feel better not what will make them feel good.

This is psychology 101.

I heard you're a fool,prove me wrong!!
Btw send your acct poor boy

Picture of the small prick or we don't believe

Ashjane:
I heard you're a fool,prove me wrong!!
Btw send your acct poor boy

Senior man, make I send my own ?

Tony142:




Ok boss, I suggest you should write a psychology book on "How to handle haters both online and offline" just a suggestion tho, but I will be interested to buy the book if you decide to write it.

I have, but lost the zeal to finalize it.

Orgasmgiver123:
Picture of the small prick or we don't believe

Lol. I don't want you to laugh at me.

I have sent the phone and will go back on Wednesday to take a new one.

iLegendd:
I have, but lost the zeal to finalize it.

What of the you are your president?

iLegendd:
I have, but lost the zeal to finalize it.

Ooh, Alright sir, I will save money for it, how much?

iLegendd:
I have sent the phone and will go back on Wednesday to take a new one.

dude me and you ring match!!
Let's fix location!
Any amount you want let's stake!!
I just want to grab you and deal with you physically!
Don't run let's make it happen for nairaland.