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How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by HeartlessMan: 1:06pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
I was just chilling after placing my billion naira betslip on Betking and washing it down with mortuary standard Trophy lager. Naso I start to hear screams and shouts o. I quickly jumped down from my bunk like a shaolin ninja and locked all my doors and burglary proof incase of incasity. When I finally gathered liver to peep from my window towards the commotion, this is what I saw below. Continuation........ 11 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by HeartlessMan: 1:06pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
This girl was shouting "Egbami oo egbami ooo!!" At first I thought my landlord was beating his wife again because he has caught her twice in my neighbour Chukwudi's room but when I looked closely I saw a criminal Santa Claus using all his strength to pound an innocent girl in the uncompleted building where I usually go to smoke loud. As I shouted from my window "Kai!! Kai barawo!!" Both of them suddenly stopped and were looking for the source of the noise. That was when I flew down from my balcony with a Hattori Hanzo sword like an assassin. Immediately the evil man saw me he let go of the girl and she took to her heels. He then posed in the Eagle Claw shaolin style and I immediately knew I was dealing with something bigger than me. So I dashed inside my room and took out my AR-52 high caliber sniper. The same one I used to off Osama bin Laden years ago. When the heartless Father Christmas saw the red dot on his chest, he turned and ran away like a coward. If not I for use him blood take dye that him agbada nonsense. I'm just glad that the girl is safe and sound. Nlfpmod mynd44 seun dominique please let people know I'm a hero 7 Likes
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Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by Nobody: 1:08pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
Fada Christmas no dey fork? 1 Like |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by faceLAGOS: 1:13pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
Na skit be dis abi na werin? |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by SoftSport(m): 1:19pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
Doesn't look like a rape scene. They wanted to have a quickie... Or it might be a skit... 2 Likes |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by HeartlessMan: 1:22pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
Braveboi1: Not during work hours. 5 Likes |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by marlow1962(m): 1:25pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
HeartlessMan:Lol 1 Like |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by Nobody: 1:32pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
Nairaland , the home of shi that never happened 11 Likes |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by HeartlessMan: 1:43pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
Dimples2022: Its like your eyes are faulty. Can you not see the pics I uploaded above?? Na film be dat abi |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by FatherCHRISTMAS(f): 2:06pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
HeartlessMan:omo 1 Like |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by DrBrainstorm(m): 3:13pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
OP, you be werey 18 Likes
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Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by Verifiedtrader(m): 3:14pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
Clown. Get your T-Mobile esim from me. |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by DONFRANSKID(m): 4:06pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
HeartlessMan:Point of correction Ar 15 aka ArmaLite rifle is an assault rifle, made in USA to compete against Aka-47, it is considered light weight weapon because of the bullet size 5.56X45mm and it's used for soft target like human beings. When you talk about high calibre bullet You are referring to 50bmg amor piercing, black tip, red, tips and green tip Used by snipers to inflict damage on armored cars, Aircraft or APC And also Auto cannon. 7 Likes |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by Saturnalia(m): 4:19pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
Dimples2022: It is funny actually but the OP is the Father Christmas. He staged this nonsense just to get attention from Nairaland’s front page. 10 Likes |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by Mrklemo(m): 4:31pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
Dey play |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by mytime24(f): 5:13pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
Shei u dey whine me ni 1 Like |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by Bimpe29: 5:35pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
faceLAGOS:Na freaking skit jooor! 1 Like |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by gly(m): 5:35pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
HeartlessMan: You tried in the skit but not good enough because that girl's body language does not sound she was being raped aa the above reflected consensual. Too many hyperbolic and paradoxical display in your write up |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by faceLAGOS: 5:55pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by Enny2013(f): 6:00pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
Haa! I have laughed a lot...so funny 1 Like |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by BigYash: 6:20pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
This guy don craze. Walahi See as him dey analyz rubbish.. 6 Likes |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by sharpwriter(m): 6:33pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
HeartlessMan:Point of correction, there's nothing like shaolin ninja, it's either you're a ninja or you belong to shaolin. Ninjas and Shaolin fighters aren't even friends. But this your narration, you're really mad 2 Likes
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Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by faceland: 7:25pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
he knows you but you don't know him, you would pay. |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by Shalommy(f): 7:56pm On Dec 27, 2022 |
Chaiii |
Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by Jakumo(m): 6:34pm On Dec 28, 2022 |
Holy chit man I never laughed so hard in a good while. I like the pictures to illustrate the action, even if it turns out the pictures were staged. You're a frigging comic genius man. 1 Like |
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