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Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by phemmyfour: 2:01pm On Oct 22, 2023
deavicky:
I have watch the video the one holding the cucumber made a statement that made her looks like her mom and the one crying also made a statement and end it with "Ojo mi" before she started crying. So which is the mother?.
You didn't hear this part "Me that gave birth to you cannot swallow this thing"
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by dalass(f): 2:04pm On Oct 22, 2023
Pierocash:
grin grin

"See what you are swallowing , only you. Me that gave birth to you cannot swallow this"

She dey swallow big cucumber grin grin grin grin
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by Papayaayasager(m): 2:05pm On Oct 22, 2023
Na wa for Yoruba girls o, she could have putting it in the fridge instead for preservation after use.
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by deavicky(m): 2:06pm On Oct 22, 2023
phemmyfour:
You didn't hear this part "Me that gave birth to you cannot swallow this thing"
that is why I am confused because the other woman crying also said I have been sworng for my daughter"then "Ojo mi" meaning 'my God" so go back to video watch again maybe u will understand.

Reasons being that it might be a skid not well edited.
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by phemmyfour: 2:08pm On Oct 22, 2023
deavicky:
that is why I am confused because the other woman crying also said I have been sworng for my daughter"then "Ojo mi" meaning 'my God" so go back to video watch again maybe u will understand.

Reasons being that it might be a skid no well edited.
Please, I m not responsible for your low IQ, unfortunately it is what it is
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by Monday60655(m): 2:14pm On Oct 22, 2023
Are cucumbers not meant to eat again? Or is there any law that forbids women from eating cucumber? All these attention seekers everywhere.
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by Chochovini: 2:16pm On Oct 22, 2023
benqo01:
Just to quench her thirst
. I don‘t understand. What else can quench thirst more than water?
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by deavicky(m): 2:16pm On Oct 22, 2023
phemmyfour:
Please, I m not responsible for your low IQ, unfortunately it is what it is
don't be too quick to insult me nah!!!!. Let's even assume I have low IQ, is that not why u people with high IQ are there to compliment people with low IQ. I still need u to tell me who the mother is. It won't do u anything. Also the Meaning of IQ without consulting anything. I'm not seeing u but judge urself.
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by LARRYOBRAIN(m): 2:23pm On Oct 22, 2023
The girls and ladies of today like experiencing and doing big things.😁
Pierocash:
grin grin

"See what you are swallowing , only you. Me that gave birth to you cannot swallow this"

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Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by phemmyfour: 2:29pm On Oct 22, 2023
deavicky:
don't be too quick to insult me nah!!!!. Let's even assume I have low IQ, is that not why u people with high IQ are there to compliment people with low IQ. I still need u to tell me who the mother is. It won't do u anything. Also the Meaning of IQ without consulting anything. I'm not seeing u but judge urself.
After this explanation, if you still don't get it, then forget about it.

In our society, it is common for elders to use the phrase "my son/daughter " when addressing a boy/girl old enough to be their kid but only a biological mother can use the phrase "Me that gave birth to you"
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by Chochovini: 2:31pm On Oct 22, 2023
pendragonbladgo:
If this skit things will continue on Niara land, I will delete it from my phone.

I dont watch Comedy or Tiktok
I am on Nairaland because I want Educative discussion and enlightment.

I am not interested in this rubbish
. Just calm down. Pls don‘t go.
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by obrian888: 2:32pm On Oct 22, 2023
WealthyNigerian:

Even though Truth is too bitter, but the Truth is always the Truth and it is the fact that an Igbo Mod has been grossly abusing his NL Mod Exalted Position. I and others that have fallen Victim for posting what he thinks Exposed Igbo Deceitfulness join you to Demand that the Satanic Mod must not only be Demoted and DeModed, he must be completely Eliminated from Nairaland! Click to view all my Posts and you will see how he
also deleted all the Wonderful Pro-Yoruba Topics that I created just because People started commenting under that Igbos just hate Yorubas because despite their several Generations' frantic efforts, they have forever found it impossible to achieve the Greatnesses that Yorubas naturally Achieve Worldwide because Greatness is in Yoruba Blood! Azikwe wished he achieved what Awolowo Achieved! The Western World confirmed that till today, no other African Leader has been able to Achieve Industrial, Technological and Infrastructural Development for his People within the Shortest Time as the Great Obafemi Awolowo did. I have a picture that shows when all the Nigerian Leaders visited UK together, it's so pathetic that all the pictures showed Azikwe couldn't take his eyes off Awolowo while Awo, Tafawa Balewa and others were focused on the Queen and UK Prime Minister that were addressing them. The destruction and relegation of Oluwa Glass Industry, Oduwa

Textile Industry, Dunlup Tyer Factory and many other Yoruba Industries was carefully planned by Azikwe and he pushed the Northern cabals

that he went into bed with, because of his Hatred for Yorubas Greatness, to use Federal Manipulations to achieve the destructions. The
forced Stagnation of Yoruba Land and mental manipulations experienced since then was their orchestration but Our GOD ALMIGHTY with us
pass the enemies of we Yorubas!

Same reason why Chinu Achebe died harbouring bitter Hatred against Yorubas because the internationally Celebrated Great Wole Shoyinka Won the Nobel Laurette that chinu used all his entire life to chase. Almost 37 Years ago, their G.O.s started Churches just as Yorubas G.O.s started Churches to the Glory of ALMIGHTY that Specially Created Yorubas for HIS Own Glory. Non of theirs ever grew international like the Ones Yoruba started, All the 5 Greatest International Churches from Africa that now has Hundreds of Millions of Members in America, all over Europe Asia, and all over the World are the ones owned by Yorubas, etc. I read when some Igbo Celebrities with cancerous Hatred for unmatchable Yoruba Greatness started abusing Igbos for attending the Yoruba G.O.s Churches. Even this NairalLand that is African's Greatest Forum is being Owned by Yoruba Oluwa Seun Oshewa, yet we have noticed how the Igbo Mod has been frantically trying to use his tiny Authority given to him on NL against Yoruba People, that is after all their several pirated Copied Forums they Created and tried to pull Members from Nairaland failed woefully, they also wickedly Hacked Nairaland with FG IT Tools during Jonathan Era out of sheer Cancerous Envy for NL unmatchable Success as Africans' very best with Members from all over Africa and the World! Many of us remember the Terrible Experience, if not for GOD that helped Oluwaseun to have a Backup which he later relaunched.

Sincerely, I really pity them too, look at how glotting salivating Obi so oobitterly gunned for Presidency only for Tinubu to so Masterfully Snatch it from his eyes, Anthony Joshua and Isreal Adesanya sits on the Worldwide Throne as Strongest Men in the whole World, all these and more are what Igbos wish they achieve but can not. So the self-appointed Yoruba enemies are being eaten up from within by bitter Cancerous Envy for Yorubas!!! Yorubas are the True African Lights that makes all Africans and Black Americans Proud Worldwide Proud of being Africans!

whoever wrote this piece should go and buy sense, sincerely you are boasting with G.O's in Yoruba land? that a better percentage of them are criminals, like the G.O's in Ibo land too? you are talking about industries in Yoruba land? are you in Nigeria at all? are YORUBAS the owners of the industries you mentioned? Dunlop and co, or you were just employees working for your daily bread, Yorubas have not produce anything and can never, because they are very lazy. to think that you are making more progress than the Ibos shows how myopic and unintelligent you are, Google is your friend, go and check most successful Nigerians all over the world, and you will be shocked with the outcome. for your information i am from Delta, and not Ibo in delta, i am original Warri indigene, i hate this war between the two tribes online, because these two tribes including your Fulani miscreants are the problem of Nigeria, especially the yorubas who fight this needless war online, some Igbos and Yorubas are busy doing great things together and fools like you are online with your 100mb making useless noise, you better get out of Naira land before i ask God to punish you, idiota.
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by Sillymoderators: 2:36pm On Oct 22, 2023
Look at how they are embarrassing the poor girl! Na wah o!
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by Chochovini: 2:37pm On Oct 22, 2023
jubrilELsudan:
THE MAMA DEY DO LIKE SEY WHEN SHE DEY HER PICKIN AGE NO BE YAM SHE DEY USE
. YAM!!! Ha, be calming down o.
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by buJu234: 2:39pm On Oct 22, 2023
There is saying when I was growing up...

NA GIRL WEN GET BELLE OR DEM CATCH FUCKING NAI SPOIL..

as far the lady is not caught she is a Saint.. after all there's nothing like pussy meter..

That can tell how many dicks d pussy has taken..

grin
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by pendragonbladgo(m): 2:41pm On Oct 22, 2023
Chochovini:
. Just calm down. Pls don‘t go.
Oh ok, but where is the malt to calm down....
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by Chochovini: 2:50pm On Oct 22, 2023
pendragonbladgo:

Oh ok, but where is the malt to calm down....
. Lolssss.... U see? This is why I don‘t want U to go cos, U can be funny atimes.
Again this your moniker always reminds me of one of my best movie “Marlin“.
About the malt drink, I have already sent it. Just download using xender. It‘s on www.freemalt.com.nl.
Thank me later.
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by NOwazobia: 2:57pm On Oct 22, 2023
You guys now act skit calling it news...


Na wa ooo


out of content undecided
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by ufotunang: 3:00pm On Oct 22, 2023
VictorUSA15:
Lol, she's ugly and no man is patronizing her, reason she has to use cucumber to quench her desire.
...abi...see what konji has caused for her 🙄
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by deavicky(m): 3:02pm On Oct 22, 2023
phemmyfour:
After this explanation, if you still don't get it, then forget about it.

In our society, it is common for elders to use the phrase "my son/daughter " when addressing a boy/girl old enough to be their kid but only a biological mother can use the phrase "Me that gave birth to you"
thank you for the explanation but I still feel otherwise.
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by ufotunang: 3:03pm On Oct 22, 2023
Girls of nowadays with cucumber everywhere...I do not understand 🙄
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by yomi531(m): 3:03pm On Oct 22, 2023
VictorUSA15:
Lol, she's ugly and no man is patronizing her, reason she has to use cucumber to quench her desire.
There u go again..
Baba, getting laid is not a big deal for any girl born of a woman. Especially in naija. U need to see how guys beg even pepper sellers for just a little session with big cash. U go dey hear make I buy all ur market na. I go add money for u sef. Just make the head enter small...😅
Woman no dey too ugly to get toasters. Know this and know peace
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by ufotunang: 3:04pm On Oct 22, 2023
Do not blame her...na cold weather... weather for two cause am 🙄
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by 2elliot: 3:04pm On Oct 22, 2023
WealthyNigerian:

Even though Truth is too bitter, but the Truth is always the Truth and it is the fact that an Igbo Mod has been grossly abusing his NL Mod Exalted Position. I and others that have fallen Victim for posting what he thinks Exposed Igbo Deceitfulness join you to Demand that the Satanic Mod must not only be Demoted and DeModed, he must be completely Eliminated from Nairaland! Click to view all my Posts and you will see how he
also deleted all the Wonderful Pro-Yoruba Topics that I created just because People started commenting under that Igbos just hate Yorubas because despite their several Generations' frantic efforts, they have forever found it impossible to achieve the Greatnesses that Yorubas naturally Achieve Worldwide because Greatness is in Yoruba Blood! Azikwe wished he achieved what Awolowo Achieved! The Western World confirmed that till today, no other African Leader has been able to Achieve Industrial, Technological and Infrastructural Development for his People within the Shortest Time as the Great Obafemi Awolowo did. European News Papers of that Time were busy discussing the Extra-Ordinary African Man that was already bringing Advance Developments, which was not even yet in many European Countries then, unto his African People and Region. I have a picture that shows when all the Nigerian Leaders visited UK together, it's so pathetic that all the pictures showed Azikwe couldn't take his eyes off Awolowo while Awo, Tafawa Balewa and others were focused on the Queen and UK Prime Minister that were addressing them. The destruction and relegation of Oluwa Glass Industry, Oduwa Textile Industry, Dunlup Tyer Factory and many other Yoruba Industries was carefully planned by Azikwe and he pushed the Northern cabals that he went into bed with because of his Hatred for Yorubas Greatness, to use Federal Manipulations to achieve the destructions. The forced Stagnation of Yoruba Land and mental manipulations experienced since then was their orchestration but Our GOD ALMIGHTY with us pass the enemies of we Yorubas!

Same reason why Chinu Achebe died harbouring bitter Hatred against Yorubas because the internationally Celebrated Great Wole Shoyinka Won the Nobel Laurette that chinu used all his entire life to chase. Almost 37 Years ago, their G.O.s started Churches just as Yorubas G.O.s started Churches to the Glory of ALMIGHTY that Specially Created Yorubas for HIS Own Glory. Non of theirs ever grew international like the Ones Yoruba started, All the 5 Greatest International Churches from Africa that now has Hundreds of Millions of Members in America, all over Europe Asia, and all over the World are the ones owned by Yorubas, etc. I read when some Igbo Celebrities with cancerous Hatred for unmatchable Yoruba Greatness started abusing Igbos for attending the Yoruba G.O.s Churches. Even this NairalLand that is African's Greatest Forum is being Owned by Yoruba Oluwa Seun Oshewa, yet we have noticed how the Igbo Mod has been frantically trying to use his tiny Authority given to him on NL against Yoruba People, that is after all their several pirated Copied Forums they Created and tried to pull Members from Nairaland failed woefully, they also wickedly Hacked Nairaland with FG IT Tools during Jonathan Era out of sheer Cancerous Envy for NL unmatchable Success as Africans' very best with Members from all over Africa and the World! Many of us remember the Terrible Experience, if not for GOD that helped Oluwaseun to have a Backup which he later relaunched.

Sincerely, I really pity them too, look at how glotting salivating Obi so oobitterly gunned for Presidency only for Tinubu to so Masterfully Snatch it from his eyes, Anthony Joshua and Isreal Adesanya sits on the Worldwide Throne as Strongest Men in the whole World, all these and more are what Igbos wish they achieve but can not. So the self-appointed Yoruba enemies are being eaten up from within by bitter Cancerous Envy for Yorubas!!! Yorubas are the True African Lights that makes all Africans and Black Americans Proud Worldwide Proud of being Africans!
It is on record that Nigeria is the poverty capital of the world, a situation that you yorubas helped make. There is nothing sophisticated about you guys when in over 53 years of post civil war that you and the north have perpetually ruled, the country has always been backward. Stop dick measuring with the igbos. Dick measure yourselves with Dubai, Singapore, US, e.t.c.

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Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by ufotunang: 3:07pm On Oct 22, 2023
Kobicove:
Why embarrass the girl because of ordinary cucumber? grin
... don't you know the cucumber can make her to shout harder, harder, deeper 🙄
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by ufotunang: 3:08pm On Oct 22, 2023
Adjovi:
What if she wanted to eat or use it for salad or noodles wink cheesy cheesy grin
..ok to use it to eat noodles and salad in the other room abi ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by 2elliot: 3:09pm On Oct 22, 2023
obrian888:


whoever wrote this piece should go and buy sense, sincerely you are boasting with G.O's in Yoruba land? that a better percentage of them are criminals, like the G.O's in Ibo land too? you are talking about industries in Yoruba land? are you in Nigeria at all? are YORUBAS the owners of the industries you mentioned? Dunlop and co, or you were just employees working for your daily bread, Yorubas have not produce anything and can never, because they are very lazy. to think that you are making more progress than the Ibos shows how myopic and unintelligent you are, Google is your friend, go and check most successful Nigerians all over the world, and you will be shocked with the outcome. for your information i am from Delta, and not Ibo in delta, i am original Warri indigene, i hate this war between the two tribes online, because these two tribes including your Fulani miscreants are the problem of Nigeria, especially the yorubas who fight this needless war online, some Igbos and Yorubas are busy doing great things together and fools like you are online with your 100mb making useless noise, you better get out of Naira land before i ask God to punish you, idiota.
Don't mind the oblongated headed idiot. Of all the things to brag about, na G.O, him dey use brag. Yoruba and the north have successfully plunged this country to the ground over the past 53yrs, and have made the country the poverty capital of the world. But na to dick measure with the igbos dem sabi instead of competing with China, Singapore, Dubai, e.t.c.
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by Chochovini: 3:09pm On Oct 22, 2023
deavicky:
don't be too quick to insult me nah!!!!. Let's even assume I have low IQ, is that not why u people with high IQ are there to compliment people with low IQ. I still need u to tell me who the mother is. It won't do u anything. Also the Meaning of IQ without consulting anything. I'm not seeing u but judge urself.
. Oga, this your response dey sting o.
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by ufotunang: 3:10pm On Oct 22, 2023
This why its difficult to find big cucumber in the market again 🙄
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by Olabode211: 3:10pm On Oct 22, 2023
Disturbing situation
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by obaidan: 3:12pm On Oct 22, 2023
let the young girl breathe abeg...if she collect real preek una go beat am, now she dun improvise, we should salute her innovation and creativity...... at least cucumber will not give her STDs, cucumber will not give her unwanted pregnancy
Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by Mayeldah(m): 3:24pm On Oct 22, 2023
I guess this is a skit or that day is their fruit day in school

Let the poor cucumber breefff

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