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Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 3:00pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
A man commented on my ikebe and I just smiled. Chima grew with rage and slapped me! What should I do?! Lord knows I love Harpo...yes I do but so help me God..I will kill him dead! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Enegod(m): 3:07pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
fighting can strengthen marriage...just give him uppercut 48 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by achi4u(m): 3:22pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Arrange for his kidnap 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 3:23pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Oya turning stick tinz....don't dull 1 Like |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Cholls(m): 3:25pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
@Op smh. 1 Like |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by haitto99(m): 4:00pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
ooooh!!!!!!! kai!!!!!!!!!! mr chima mess up,na head butt he for give u 5 Likes |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Flygerian1(m): 4:13pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Not hard to get a gun (9mm) in the US. Finish the whole catridges on him. 9 Likes |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by xynerise: 4:59pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Poison him 9 Likes |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Agybabe(f): 5:02pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Starve with that thing *winks* 2 Likes |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 5:03pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
What did he slap you with,manhand or manhood? 6 Likes |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Adufaye(m): 5:05pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
No giv am yansh 4 1 complete season 8 Likes |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Pdizzle(m): 5:16pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Enegod: fighting can strengthen marriage...just give him uppercut |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Odunharry(m): 5:22pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
if him slap u kiss am 2 Likes |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Lovetinz(m): 5:25pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
If he proves to be difficult during his re-education. Call me, I will come and hold his legs for you. 2 Likes |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by sauceEEP(m): 5:30pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Mortal kombat brutality is the answer. XCZZBXACCCC........ 9 Likes |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Dreamflyin(m): 7:20pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Don't make ur man jealous. I'm not supporting the slap, but do unto Chima how u'll like to be done unto by Chima. Imagine a hot lady commented Chima on his trouser bulge and Chima winked at her, i hope u'll buy him a bunch of flowers? Sorry for the slap, but sulk and do ur tin till he apologises and buys u a gift or gives u a treat, but next time tell an admirer dat u got a better admirer not acknowledge the admiration in Chima's presence. 5 Likes |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MRAKPORS(m): 7:23pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
@ op, i think you think with your anus, foooooooooooooooool 13 Likes |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 9:14pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
MR AKPORS: @ op, i think you think with your anus, foooooooooooooooool Lol at a dumb Ash liking this post. Your mammy is a fool when she had you. |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by 50calibre(m): 9:27pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
@Op you are a bush meat! 4 Likes |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 9:29pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Bwahahahahaha The responses 2 Likes |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by xynerise: 9:29pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Idowuogbo(f): 9:30pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Castrate him! 5 Likes |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by jmoore(m): 9:38pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
I am not surprised. I don't think you need help, you can handle it. Was it really a slap, huh? If you didn't see stars then it was not a slap. 1 Like |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by mysticgal(f): 9:54pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
mrs chima if you do all this bad things the are advicing you to do,i swear your next destination is your fathers house,walahi 4 Likes |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by SLIDEwaxie(m): 9:54pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Mrs.Chima:i no tell u before? All these ur feminism go soon land u for yonder. I don talk say until u find maggot for salt ur head to go correct |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by dBard: 9:56pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Wat sort of married woman acknowledges a compliment wit possible sexual connotations..n wat did u expect, a pat on d back?? Guaranteed d slap was wrong but u need t acknwldhe ur Bleep up. Sulk,get ur apology n get on wit it.. Some men......... |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 10:13pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
LastApostle: What did he slap you with,manhand or manhood? I think it was the former...thats why she is pissed. |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Suprises: 10:15pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
stop having sex with him or just divorce him...who is he to slap you sef 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Popowaa: 11:25pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
U wicked xynerise: Poison him 2 Likes |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by AbuMikey(m): 11:35pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
Bobo wen you nor know Hail your Yansh for where sir.Chima dey and you con smile?....Kai!! If na me ehn...I for rush you with "Batista" kind of blow!! So dat next time you go get sense!!!!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by mekaboy(m): 12:12am On Jul 06, 2013 |
I will not comment until I see ur nyash . 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by ikekings(m): 12:20am On Jul 06, 2013 |
MR AKPORS: @ op, i think you think with your anus, fooooooooooooooooolLmao!!! |
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