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If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Gee001: 4:04pm On Oct 17, 2013
Hello fellow Nairalanders, I'd love to know what you feel you can achieve or do if given an opportunity to be the president of Nigeria just for a day. What will u do? What are the things you'll wish to stop or introduce/encourage in the country. Remember, it's just for a day and you may not achieve all of your plans for the country, so just choose to do those things you feel the country needs and not wants. Over to you, let's know your plan(s) for Nigeria...
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by lucabraski(f): 4:09pm On Oct 17, 2013
Loot the treasury.

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Adufaye(m): 4:36pm On Oct 17, 2013
U don't xpect me to do work for one day na,na to carry money wey go fit contain 2rooms,all in different currencies

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Lawconfessor(f): 4:51pm On Oct 17, 2013
Till then ooo
Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by chucky234(m): 5:22pm On Oct 17, 2013
Order for the arrest of all corrupt politicians before 10am and have them prosecuted before 3pm.
Take my own share of the national cake,atleast N1bn will be enough for me with another N20bn set aside to help unemployed Nigerians above 18 years of age.

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by geezyk(m): 5:40pm On Oct 17, 2013
once i have the opportunity,Abacha's loot would be mere childs play compared to mine... cos i'll just buy one house and load it with money..

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by gramci: 7:35pm On Oct 17, 2013
Nuke North East

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by sisqology(m): 6:57am On Oct 18, 2013
What else? Na to embezzle na! Opportunity comes but once ;-D

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Nobody: 9:46am On Oct 18, 2013
Provide the National Moi-Moi, Divide the National Cake though i'll take the lion share and then share the rest equally to the masses. I'll make sure i dn't forget anything at Aso Rock, just as Buhari forgot and now wants to go back to reclaim.

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Amanyanabo(m): 11:41am On Oct 18, 2013
See them,typical nigerians

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Adufaye(m): 4:04pm On Oct 18, 2013
Amanyanabo: See them,typical nigerians
white man! Smh

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by sisqology(m): 11:17pm On Oct 18, 2013
Mod take this to FP, let's hear ppls say

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Haedword: 2:59am On Oct 19, 2013
Shut the national assembly!

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Nobody: 3:27pm On Nov 18, 2013
Marry 2 wives from each local government area of the federation

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by talktimi(m): 4:22pm On Nov 18, 2013
I'll stop all petroleum subsidy.

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Nobody: 4:25pm On Nov 18, 2013
Since it's just for a day, I better smile to my bank cheesy

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by tonytony208(m): 4:38pm On Nov 18, 2013
i will remove immunity clause from the constitution and reccommend life omprisonment or deatj sentence for all corrupt public office holder; including OBJ, IBB, ATIKU, EL RIFAI,FFK and so on.

Loot the treasury? Mba! Money is not everything. I would rather work for a sane and corruption-free nigerian society than enrich myself

....unfortunately, it is just for a day.

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by Gee001: 7:49pm On Nov 21, 2013
godjohnson: Marry 2 wives from each local government area of the federation
This one got me laughing real hard. See Abraham of our time o. Looks like you envy Abraham for being called "father of many nations". Lol

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by DerideGull(m): 7:57pm On Nov 21, 2013
It shall be the day Nigeria is disintegrated and I shall not bat an eyelid towards the consequences.

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by prov1029(m): 8:03pm On Nov 21, 2013
First i will start with taking away imunity from office holders giving Nigerians ability to prosecute their leaders in court.
I will initiate state police and create constitution that makes it difficult for them to be easily influenced by incubent government.
I will scrap this rubbish amnesty already in play and increase the livelihoood of Police wellfare in the country.
Initiate more powers to labout unions to hold their government accountable.
I will give an executive order to kill all corrupt past leaders, dissolve agencies with multiple duties like Civil defence, EFCC, VIO and road safety. I will reduce powers of the federal government from interferring in state affairs.
Finally as a gift to society sign contract to rehabilitate prisons to accommodate the influx of leaders to be prosecuted in future.(at least i am that comapssionate. abi i no try)

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by AbuMaryam1(m): 8:31pm On Nov 21, 2013
All is 24 hours, i will work like computer only if it can be executed:
1-first hour> automatic payment of 2 million naira to police, immigration, and civil defence officers just bonus and reinforce them with modern weapons.
2-second hour> i will oreder the arrest of all religious leaders who preaches from 1999 till date for prosecution.

3 Third hour > I will arrest all traditional leaders and give order for immediete introgation and prosecution.

4- Forth hour> i will consficate all public and companies fund in the bank, for individual 2m above and coys 10m above, a commitee will constituted to investigate the sources and how they got the money, any person or coy found with gara gara will be prosecuted with not less than 30yrs in prison.
5> fith hour > All politicians and whoever hold a political office from 1979 till date will be arrested and try for treason and be prosecuted, if found guilty all his fortune will be consfiscated.

6> sixth hour> All former chief of justice of the federation, head of tribunals from 1999 till date will be bring to book and charge for treason.


I take rest at this join.

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by chiboy1928(m): 8:35pm On Nov 21, 2013
I will update my account wit 500billion dollars for my personal self then afta dat start awarding contract for so good hospitals will be built,good roads etc.

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by engrfcuksmtin(m): 8:37pm On Nov 21, 2013
One day? It should be enough to order and carry out the execution of all corrupt leaders then stir up revolution!
Abu-Maryam:
All is 24 hours, i will work like computer only if it can be executed:
1-first hour> automatic payment of 2 million naira to police, immigration, and civil defence officers just bonus and reinforce them with modern weapons.
2-second hour> i will oreder the arrest of all religious leaders who preaches from 1999 till date for prosecution.

3 Third hour > I will arrest all traditional leaders and give order for immediete introgation and prosecution.

4- Forth hour> i will consficate all public and companies fund in the bank, for individual 2m above and coys 10m above, a commitee will constituted to investigate the sources and how they got the money, any person or coy found with gara gara will be prosecuted with not less than 30yrs in prison.
5> fith hour > All politicians and whoever hold a political office from 1979 till date will be arrested and try for treason and be prosecuted, if found guilty all his fortune will be consfiscated.

6> sixth hour> All former chief of justice of the federation, head of tribunals from 1999 till date will be bring to book and charge for treason.


I take rest at this join.


On point. You are the type of people that befits the future of Nigeria not the one's that have sold their souls to GEJ, Tinubu, Buhari, OBJ, IBB, Obi, Muazu, Akpabio, Ameachi, and co who don't give a Bleep about Nigeria.

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by AbuMaryam1(m): 11:10pm On Nov 21, 2013
Our society need total cleansen !!!

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by wecan: 8:05am On Nov 22, 2013
I will call for a Sovereign National Conference

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by davidif: 2:55am On Nov 26, 2016
Gee001:
Hello fellow Nairalanders, I'd love to know what you feel you can achieve or do if given an opportunity to be the president of Nigeria just for a day. What will u do? What are the things you'll wish to stop or introduce/encourage in the country. Remember, it's just for a day and you may not achieve all of your plans for the country, so just choose to do those things you feel the country needs and not wants. Over to you, let's know your plan(s) for Nigeria...

A day ke?? My sister, i would need at least two terms to accomplish what needs to be done to fix this country.

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by stolenstone: 6:31am On Nov 26, 2016
Chai!! Mods, this thread all the way from 2013 finally made it to front page! Destiny delayed can never be denied! Father anything delaying and depriving my destiny from getting to limelight, what are you waiting for?? Catch fire!!!!!! Die!! Die!! Die!! Die!! Die!!! C'mon!! Pray that prayer!!!

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by gasgenius(m): 6:31am On Nov 26, 2016
To Stop buhari for 2019

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by igraman(m): 6:31am On Nov 26, 2016
If I'm opportune to be Nigeria president for a day,

I will first suspend the constitution, thereby turning my supposed one day to any time I wish.

secondly I will lay embargo on the national assembly, while am the president they shall be useless.

thirdly all political appointees will be relieved of there job.

I will merge all federal ministry into just three with each ministry having it own president. viz are:
Ministry of Welfare and bussiness.
Ministry of Social Development. and
Ministry of Security affairs.

I will scrap one of either The Senate or House of Reps.
I will reduce the petrol and petroleum pump prices by half, regardless of the consequences.
Power supply will become free.
Expert will be brought from advanced countries to man our power sector. If ordinary Ghana could overcome, Nigeria too can.

No more acceptance fee in universities and even school fees shall not be more than 25000 in all Fed Uni.

No more political appointment whatsoever, All appointments shall be advertised in the dailies and people bid for it including ministers and advisers.


All Fed med centers shall be absolutely free and also I will build new 774 branches of the National hospital Abuja. one in each LGA of the federation.

I will expand the judiciary, we will have more judges and all sort of reform will be done there.

In the prisons, no more VIP prison, all convicts on death roll beyond 10yrs shall be re-tried. if still found guilty, immediate execution and if not, they will be set free. thereby decongesting our prisons.


I can go on and on.

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by kaboninc(m): 6:32am On Nov 26, 2016
davidif:


A day ke?? My sister, i would need at least two terms to accomplish what needs to be done to fix this country.

What could those things be?

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Re: If You Are Given A Chance To Be A President Just For A Day, What Will You Do? by lordmayor4(m): 6:32am On Nov 26, 2016
lucabraski:

Loot the treasury.

Your name suppose be "looterbraski"

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