My fellow Nlanders abeg make we catch some fun,



Had sex for the first time when I was 18, I had just graduated from high school, like we all know you don't know about something until you do it for the first time which is the initiation, but my first encounter 'no be lie the thing sweet die', so myself and this girl in question continued doing it at my place cos Popsy and Momsy weren't always around, Dad would go out very early in the morning and come back late at night, but my Mum had a shop around the neighbourhood then which was quiet a distance from where we resided, so I had the whole fuccccking house to myself.


To the Main Gist,

This babe that actually took my virginity who was two years older than me kept coming to the house knowing I was alone while I kept eating the forbidden fruit that sent Adam and Eve out of the garden, with time my mum was hearing news about me and a so-called girl I was always seeing off I guess it must ve been from gossips from people around and had taken her time to find out about the girl without us knowing, cos funny enough she lived in desame street my mum's shop was located.

Mumsy called me one night and was like,

"That thing you ve been doing that you think I don't know better stop it, I don't want that girl come looking for you in this house again, bringing a girl into your father's house, no respect for us at all"

I was shocked when told me but knowing I was guilty of the offence I couldn't say anything, I just kept mute till she was done with her advice,

But no be my fault nau, no be something wey dey sweeeeeet?, if I talk say I hear, all she said entered my right ear and came out of the other one, but I was too blind to see she had perfected all her moves of catching me red handed,

So this faithful day base on guy wey don taste the forbidden fruit and ve started suffering from Konjijaitis, as my mum left for her Shop that morning, I quickly alerted her with my Motorolla C200(1st ever phone, my papa dash me) through a neighbours line I was usually reaching her with, informing her that the coast was clear, as she came, we got to the main thing, that one thing, that same thing, we had gotten eachother completely naked and was still in the hot romance in the sitting room hoping to find our way to my room where the one ll then enter inside the zero, the next thing was a hard knock on the gate, followed by a voice that yelled,

"Ibrahim open this gate"

It was my mum's voice, yelling at the gateman who's tent was close to the gate, immediately I knew there was fire on the mountain, I packed all her clothes that was littered on the floor, rushed and hid her in my wardrobe, then quickly wore my pyjamas trouser no boxers, cos I had to co-ordinate before she got to the main building, instead of knocking for me to open, she banged the main door instead very hard, so I opened and greeted, but for where?, Mumsy locked up and didn't answer, I tried my best to be calm, sat down forming to be watching a movie on tv, but she walked pass me without asking me a dammn thing and the first place I saw her enter was the Kitchen, after a while she came out with her face so strong and determined and eyes hopping from corner to corner, where I sat I was like,

"She no go fit see am jor", cos she had mistakenly come to the house one day to pick something when I was with this babe, she ended up spending close to 20mins with this babe hidden in this same wardrobe but never knew that on this day just like Brazil Mumsy was set to make history, she searched everywhere while I tried to be calm like nothing, but just as God wanted to bless me in a bad way on this day, after a lomg while I was hearing sound like little voices inside cos my room was kinda far from the sitting room, but when the voice kept increasing that was when I knew my mum had caught her, finally I could hear both of them very clearly,

"Mummy abeg, nah em tell me make I come oo, I no wan come here before" the babe was pleading,

And before I knew it my mum had dragged her out to the seating room where I was already sweating under a chilled environment,

I stood up confused, just looking at them, Mum held her tight with one hand firmly on her shirt around her chest, dashed her one slap in front of me and then looked at me and was like,

"(called my native name), what is this girl doing here?"

But my tongue come be like say he loss, I tried to talk but e come be like say I dumb, and the next thing was a hot slap on my face, I swear though it was hot but I felt nothing cos I knew I had fuccked up, I just went to my kneels and begged her to leave the girl alone and deal with me, she looked at her and looked at me, her head swinging from side to side at intervals then she sighed and freed her hands from the girls chest, I brought out her bag and sandals from where I hid them behind one of the chairs that leaned against the wall, then she took them and zoomed off, when she had gone, Mum looked at me, sighed and said,

"Your Dad ll hear about this" and then took her leave,

Knowing how strict my Dad was then, even the new James Bond Daniel Craig dey learn, I fear the man die, I just quickly sent her a nice text pleading cos I was certain she wouldn't pick my calls, its almost 10years now and my Dad didn't hear about it till date. Mumsy thank you ooo, you do well, cos I for no fit imagine the brushing wey I for chop then.



Let's catch some fun biko, share your embarrassing, crazy, funny, naughty experiences, make we entertain ourselves.

Una Goodevening

I still got more, make una dey share first.

lmao..


Make I flash back

constance500: lmao..


Make I flash back

We dey wait Bro, make we remember all those silly things those days

Still a virgin

*Spreads mat* sits down,grab pop corn and sobo. Waiting for d next story

Buoyantic: Still a virgin

ME 2.

Xzenga and Bouyantic: make una two dey jonze una sef. Lolz

this man i don try reach you tire! anyways i go soon drop my own story

MoneySoldier: Xzenga and Bouyantic: make una two dey jonze una sef. Lolz

cheksbry: this man i don try reach you tire! anyways i go soon drop my own story

You don see me online now begin lie, which number u try?, stop lying for Africa ooo I don't like it, nah this kind lie make Nairaland crash before, abi u want make e crash again?

am still a virgin, even though I have done it twice

finally i don see headbutt master! pls we dey wait 4 season 3 o

I booked a flight from port harcourt to lagos... A girl was sitting just behind me and she was damn sexy... We would glance at ourselves every second whilst the journey was on... 5min later, this girl was wet and "junior" woke up immediately... I deliberately hung my hand behind her and she moaned... I whispered to her that maybe we could have a nice fvck in the toilet... She immediately agreed and we both pretended as if we wanted to pee... I left my sit first and after like 2mins, she followed...

While in the toilet, we kissed and i grabbed her bosom and told her to up-skirt which she did as though she was receiving orders from president goodluck jonathan. I started fvcking until one old man who was really pressed came knocking... An enjoyment that was supposed to last for some hours now lasted for 10mins..

Lest i forget, the man heard the girl screaming... "Oooo yea... Fvck me here... I love you.... E.t.c"..

liljboy: am still a virgin, even though I have done it twice

echobee: *Spreads mat* sits down,grab pop corn and sobo. Waiting for d next story

Abeg shift 4 me make i sidon with U... I gat alomo with me o incase U need some.

Xsenga: ME 2.

Even us too

Xsenga: ME 2.

and me too.

My worst embarrassing moment frm d opposite sex happened few years ago.... I was in sch den and needed to get food stuffs for the weekend ( Ado-igbeyin ), so my frnd and I boarded a sch bus heading straight to town... We got into the bus and my frnd was sitted right beside me.. Shld I say fortunately or unfortunately for me, a lady was sitted right in front of me wit her frnd sitting next to her... As a very tall guy ( 6ft 5in tall ), I was uncomfortable sitting in such a tight corner cos my long legs were a barrier to sitting properly... As soon as the bus started movin, my legs wld hit her back at every gallop.. At first, she turned back frawning at me and I had to quickly apologize and told her I had long legs and dat she can see dat I was sitting wit my legs shruddled .... Subsequently, my legs hit her behind and she flared up in anger saying she wld slap me if I try such rubbish wit her again... She made a false allegation against me saying I was using my JT to hit her frm behind and dat wat did I tak her for...wooooooow !!! Wat an embarrassment for my kind of person wey babes yapa for my hand...!! na so me sef vex com begin yab her inside motor... I f*cked her up big tym in a bus consisting of abt 20 software and 30 hardware.. I told her she was not evn attractive and dat even if she's unclad, my JT has right sense of erect.ion only to good software and wld neva rise for a flat-chested and unattractive babe lik her.. And u knw guys now !!! Na so guys begin dey laff in chorus.... Few minutes lata, we alighted frm d bus and I was discussing wit my frnd wen she walked up to me wit her frnd sayin al sort of rubbish.. One tin she said dat made me feel guilty and regretted evry word I uttered was dat '' I knw am ugly as u av said earlier and am very very appreciative as u made enough fun of me and made me a laffin stock in public '''. I tried to look into her eyes to say sorry, I saw tears rolling down her cheeks... Chaiiii so d gravity of wetn I talk reach dis level? na dia I begin beg her ooooo.... #Fast forward to sunday# I com baff up dey go church as an usher..Lo and behold, We met on the way buh I pretended as if I didn't see her.. Next tin, her frnd tapped her on the shoulder and said, SEE DAT GUY.. Na so I bone ooo and walkd as fast as I could... Few minutes later, could u believe she was my church member ?... Na so I begin reason say, Wetn go happen if dis babe jst go call my pastor begin narrate evrytn wey I talk

primary 6, I came back from school one Friday afternoon naso rain begin fall, I comot everything go downstairs enter rain dey jolly... About 6 of my female classmates arrived to collect cupboard key from me for whatever blasted reason and they saw their prefect naked and dancing in the rain.
And me being a very shy human, didn't go to Saturday lessons the day after... Was planning to Dodge classes on Monday when one of the gals that saw me naked the past Friday, walked up to me behind the "aboki shop" beside our school and gave me the morale to enter the school compound that day.

BTW, we are now 19yrs old and She is my girlfriend.

Xsenga: ME 2.

Buoyantic: Still a virgin

Sheenor: and me too.

evil !! pure evill ! see the side effect of youre evillness here https://www.nairaland.com/1803205/side-effect-being-virgin

SpaceGoat:





evil !! pure evill ! see the side effect of youre evillness here https://www.nairaland.com/1803205/side-effect-being-virgin

AM TIRED OF BEEN A VIRGIN. I REALLY NEED SOME 1 2 DISVIRGIN ME.

Xsenga: AM TIRED OF BEEN A VIRGIN. I REALLY NEED SOME 1 2 DISVIRGIN ME.

My thought .. STill a Virgin at 18 is so tough..am so tired.. I really need to get laid before I die

Chimax15: My thought .. STill a Virgin at 18 is so tough..am so tired.. I really need to get laid before I die

;DMine was in Primary school(5)I had this hide nd seek girl/lover,we exchanged love letters every minute until our aunty transfered me to her very own seat which was close to auntys own in d front row so as to curb my noise making....as d prefect of d class I was evry girls desire,but I loved this Nosa more....while we were together in seat,we sheared her food,money,we often held hands nd it was open secret dat we were doing somtin....other girls hated her,some guys including seniors from other classes admired her cos she was adjudged the most preety girl in school........one friday,as usual we would exchange letters I already gave her mine nd was still expecting hers....unknown to her,she kept the almost 2 paged love letter in d middle/center of one of her notes,nd now this note of hers she has borrowed to Ijeoma,(a hater of her on account of me) to copy......una know now,the leter was found,,read,prove read and sheared amongst her friends nd before u know it,it has gone round d school......my God I wanted to die that day....shame kill me.we were summoned by our aunty to xplain ourselfs.I can't remember my own portion of d explanation but I did remember answering her wen she said how did has dis been going on,I told her its been since she came to the school.......after that I packed my bag and ran home immediately before head mistress go send for us becos d shame was too much..........its been nearly 9 yrs now since we lost contact from pry school nd am now in UNIBEN 200 lvl, But I tell ya,I still miss her,still love her very much and am still looking for her....former pry school mates still laughs @ me but I no send.....till tomoro my name before them is still Nosa husband..one girl claims to have her number but completely refused to giv me her number cos she was also my admirer then....I checked thru her face book friends list if I will see her but no way >:.......and if no see my NOsa,una know d rest....

Mine,I was with a girl and we were about to have sex and when we started right away she started making noises and I assumed it was her orgasm. Soon enough she started yelling "Stop! Stop! I can't take it!" I pulled out and here she is crying. She started mumbling while she was crying she was saying " I'm sorry. Sorry. It hurt too much. I was trying not to cry but that was not pleasure that was pain. I couldn't take it anymore" we both were still naked at that point so she pointed at my penis and said "how big is that thing?" I was like I didn't think it's that big I know it's 7 inches soft. Then she said"holy **** let me measure it, it must be like a foot long erect. I let her and we came up with 9 inches hard 4.5 in girth. She said that I had a huge dick which I didnt think was true . But that moment was terrible! I felt bad and I was so embarrassed. Now when we have sex I fear hurting her. And I used to think I had fine size penis but now I always wish it was a few inches shorter.

@Frankben,
@Tosyne2much,
@Cabinbiscuit,
@remember007,
@Lordabas,

Una toomuch, some funny shiit, Lolz



Back in the days when I was about 10 to 12years old, I spent quiet some few years in Benin with my cousins, they were 7 kids in number, the second to the last kid was my age mate though a year older while I was a year older than their last child.

Then this cousin(Ogorhukwu) was always wooping my ass in every fight we had, the guy go brush me clean and clear I go dey cry like mumu, so I was always scared of him cos he had my number and knew how to deal with me, so one day we were all in the sitting room watching a movie after we had all taken dinner, he was sitting next to me and in the process of watching this movie, Nepa did what they knew how to do best(seize light), and during the day he had given me my usual dose, we had a fight and he brushed me while I cried as usual, so with the anger still on my mind as Nepa did their normal stuff, leaving the sitting room completely very dark, knowing where he was sited, I just targeted him and gave him a very nasty punch where he sat and then another, then quietly crawled away while he was crying and found my way outside, he kept crying out loud saying somebody hit him, but nobody believed but felt he must ve hit his face against something as everywhere was dark, when the put on the lantern I had succeeded in giving him a little swollen eye.

For my small mind I don revenge. Lolz

Xsenga: AM TIRED OF BEEN A VIRGIN. I REALLY NEED SOME 1 2 DISVIRGIN ME.

seconded

mine happened some years back during my secondary school dayz when I was still a novice in the dating game,one fateful Sunday during service,there was this pretty damsel who was just staring at me while the service was on.I thought to myself that I would make make my move after service(I had never approached a girl then).All through the service I was contemplating on what to tell her.I didn't even wait for the service to end,I was already outside waiting for her,when I saw her coming out of the church I was so confused and everything I had in mind to tell her vanished.I called her and she came and she was like what is it?,me then didn't know what to say so I asked her "WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT ME WHY THE SERVICE WAS ON" she just looked at me with great stern and walked out of me.my friends won burst with lafta,I was so embarrassed.

dominicsavio: mine happened some years back during my secondary school dayz when I was still a novice in the dating game,one fateful Sunday during service,there was this pretty damsel who was just staring at me while the service was on.I thought to myself that I would make make my move after service(I had never approached a girl then).All through the service I was contemplating on what to tell her.I didn't even wait for the service to end,I was already outside waiting for her,when I saw her coming out of the church I was so confused and everything I had in mind to tell her vanished.I called her and she came and she was like what is it?,me then didn't know what to say so I asked her "WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT ME WHY THE SERVICE WAS ON" she just looked at me with great stern and walked out of me.my friends won burst with lafta,I was so embarrassed.

Ote main boy, guys don fukkk up well well back then sha. Lwkmd

frankben: I booked a flight from port harcourt to lagos... A girl was sitting just behind me and she was damn sexy... We would glance at ourselves every second whilst the journey was on... 5min later, this girl was wet and "junior" woke up immediately... I deliberately hung my hand behind her and she moaned... I whispered to her that maybe we could have a nice fvck in the toilet... She immediately agreed and we both pretended as if we wanted to pee... I left my sit first and after like 2mins, she followed...

While in the toilet, we kissed and i grabbed her bosom and told her to up-skirt which she did as though she was receiving orders from president goodluck jonathan. I started fvcking until one old man who was really pressed came knocking... An enjoyment that was supposed to last for some hours now lasted for 10mins..

Lest i forget, the man heard the girl screaming... "Oooo yea... Fvck me here... I love you.... E.t.c"..

frankben u be bad man oooooo

tosyne2much: frankben u be bad man oooooo

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