1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He comes to class, threatens everyone, you rarely see him smile, always serious with a straight face. He never gives an 'A' and when result comes out, his courses are always mass failure. He is usually the most hated lecturer.

2.The comedian - He is more or less a stand-up comedian. Always lively, students look forward to his laugher-filled lectures but once taken for granted, he can be shocking. He is usually stingy with marks/grades.

3.The Student lecturers - Also known as Assistant lecturers. They usually start as errand boys to some top lecturers in the department, they mark exam scripts, invigilate during tests & exams and later graduate to helping the lecturers with some of their lectures. They are usually hyperactive, aggressive and proud which usually results into a clash with the students.

4.The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles, does things in an unusual manner including ways of speaking(with big grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a funny dress sense(with long bling-bling chains like Ayo Oritsejafor). He is always REAL and serious, doesn't care what his students feels or think about him, highly unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs until the students complains.

5.The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always matured, homely, approachable, and friendly. He takes his time to extensively teach his students in such a way that once you fail his course, you know that you truly deserve to fail. He is students' favourite.

6.The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class twice in a semester(One, for course introduction & later, for revision, a week to Exams). He doesn't lecture nor teach, he only comes to read out loud while the students listen. He doesn't care if you understand or not, and 15 or 20mins, he is done for the day's lecture.

7.The 'Runs' lecturer - He comes to class, gives shabby lectures and drop his mobile digits or his errand boy's digits(The coded students knows what to do). #5k for 'C', #8k for 'B' and #10k for 'A' depending on the importance or Unit of the course.

8.The Departmental dog - Woman wrapper. He takes advantage of any vulnerable female student, it doesn't matter how young she is, the sex addict just want to get laid at the slightest opportunity. Hide your babe, sister, daughter from him.

9.The story teller - 90% of his lecture is the story about his days in the University and how serious/dedicated they were those days + how he still consult his 1973 lecture notebook. He talks about how bad the Gov't and the school management is, especially if he is an ardent ASUU member. He usually receive at least 10 phone calls within a lecture.

10a.The Religion fanatic (Daddy G.O) - This type of lecturer comes to class to chip in the Gospel within his lecture, inviting the entire class to his church & mid week programmes. He is always gentle & Godly.

10b.The Religion fanatic (Mallam) - He comes to class and usually separates the female students from the male students before his lecture begins. He looks gentle and you don't need to be told before you know he is a muslim. Take him for granted and you will pay dearly for it.

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The chelsea dry gin lecturers,each time he enter lecture hall,na ogogoro and benson go dey smell everywhere...

Big boss Lecturer: this is the kind of lecture no mata how had u read for the exam on their course u can never score high, they twist questions at tyms

D lecturer who hates students, he thinks de ar d cos of his woes in life, he dare not see u walkin wit any babe, u dare not pik a call in his class, u dare not cum late, sleep, talk or murmur in his class. He is d worst kind of lecturer his aim is to affect d psychology of his student.

Dia is also d lecturer who doesn't stop complaining abt or appraising d govt, even if he teaches MTH 203 he finds a way to link algebra to d govt, how a better sense of math wud av helped adolf hitler win d world wars, how adekunle succeeded cos of maths or how english confused gowon, dis lecturer is obsessed wit d govt. U always fall asleep in his class n he doesn't care he talks abt d govt till his tym is up.

The lecturer that compares everything to when he was a student. All u hear is stories abt his student days

Lecturers that set exam for student, writes d exam also and gets a C,believe me thats d highest any of d studnt wil eva get

I'm just here for the comments..

We also have some OLODO lecturers, when teaching in class,they tend to loose their or stare at the board 4 several minutes b4 dy continue. This are the kind of lecturers students correct in class,atimes they fail common multiplication. These lecturers are fond of cramming or nt preparing b4 class or does nt even knw d topic(wich is rare though)



we also have lecturers who teach themselves, they speak wt low voice and are fond of dictating equations in mathematics... In classes lyk dz,nt only bckbenchers play fifa 14,d fst few rows are also involved

The new trend in Education section "the types of this and that" all in the name of FP.
Absentee Lecturer they rarely comes to class but when the exam is around 2-4weeks that is when they will now bombard you with lot of extraclasses, including photocopies that you may not touch when preparing for the exam.

Am I the only one getting pissed off with this ten types of people shii on nl? someone will soon come up with ten types of people you meet in a public toilet.

Hum

Humm..." The latest tred now is type of person u meet"
Coming soon
Type of person you meet in the church
Type of person you meet in toilet (public)
Type of person you meet at the market
Type of person you meet at filling station
Type of person you traffic jam
Type of person you meet inside the kitchen ( face2face)

Lol ....My former HOD then is a sadist Sometimes I wonder how he relates with his family. Very wicked n mean . Nobody comes near his office,even his fellow lectures don't interact with him


We also have the lazy ones. One of them forgot his car in school one day and went home in a taxi . I don't know why these old men refuse to retire

The HOD in my department during my final year then is a Fatherly lecturer, always there to listen and willing to help. He is more than a father to everyone in my department.

Lmao Runs lectures ke?? .

Eh we av 2 lecturers teaching BUS, one speaks like a woman 2 an extent dat even dos sitin infront hardly hear wat he is sayin even with de help of a micro phone but he can manipulate questions dat if u failed 2 read de questions upto 10 times, ur answers wud b out of point. We call him baby voice.

De 2nd is called Ukwu or pampers bc he has a vry big buttocks and can spend de whole 2hrs in class stammering. 4 him 2 read a sentence, he wud repeat it more dan 5 times. We enjoy his class though with laughter but he is fund of givin improptu test and de highest grade we mak is 'B'

Interesting how people go to class to observe their lecturers.

i hav heard of a lecturer dat d students take him out to drink and i think smoke and high up b4 he can teach well... If he comes to class, and d student are not understanding, they already knw wat to do... Wonder wat category i will place this one

we also hav d attendance worried lecturers... Na just attendance be their own wahala...

Interesting! very true.
I can relate my lecturers to the 10 list above.

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I SMELL FP

I just hope ur nose wouldn't block before it reach FP...

spanzed:
I just hope ur nose wouldn't block before it reach FP...

if he block, I stil go smell am....me dey use nose trace where dey roast fish and concoction rice...i bagged 1st class in noseycology and PhD in smellingneering

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The no10 muslim lecturer is defnitly me csc300 lecturer, na so him dey do

vizkiz:
i guess i am getting bored with this "7 types" of every freaking thing i see on Nairaland these days

The next time i see any sh*t like this, amma deactivate my account right away

Plsss! I beg you, deactivate your account right away... we need less of people like you on NL. Must you comment?
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