Givemejoy:
C.Jay-Uniden.

u say,didn't get u

Arc. Oyeni will keep drawing triangles on d board even if he's explaining how to draw circle .. I wonder if dat man is illuminati

tbmas:
We also have some OLODO lecturers, when teaching in class,they tend to loose their or stare at the board 4 several minutes b4 dy continue. This are the kind of lecturers students correct in class,atimes they fail common multiplication. These lecturers are fond of cramming or nt preparing b4 class or does nt even knw d topic(wich is rare though)



we also have lecturers who teach themselves, they speak wt low voice and are fond of dictating equations in mathematics... In classes lyk dz,nt only bckbenchers play fifa 14,d fst few rows are also involved

Lol,did u attend unizik?

The Alaye Lecturer like the type in my school. He always say that 'A' is for God, 'B' is for himself, 'C' is for the brilliant students and other grades for the rest students.

wendy406:
Lol,did u attend unizik?

unilag

Gorgeous58:
The Alaye Lecturer like the type in my school. He also say that 'A' is for God, 'B' is for himself, 'C' is for the brilliant students and other grades for the rest students.

O.M.G ar u funaabite ?

Gorgeous58:
The Alaye Lecturer like the type in my school. He also say that 'A' is for God, 'B' is for himself, 'C' is for the brilliant students and other grades for the rest students.

O.M.G ar u funaabite ? Dats prof Agboola

missyhorlah:
Our EGL203 lecturer is a sadist
U can hardly see him smile,infact he doesn't smile.he comes to class,dictates note,not everyone will hear his voice,even the people sitting on the third row will have to strain their hears and no one dares to complain..the most annoying part is that he reads from a textbook and doesn't explain

the class rep should always make available a PA system na. And abt him not explaining... you guys should talk to ur HOD abt it. They ll change him

LMAyedun:
1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He comes to class, threatens everyone, you rarely see him smile, always serious with a straight face. He never gives an 'A' and when result comes out, his courses are always mass failure. He is usually the most hated lecturer.

2.The comedian - He is more or less a stand-up comedian. Always lively, students look forward to his laugher-filled lectures but once taken for granted, he can be shocking. He is usually stingy with marks/grades.

3.The Student lecturers - Also known as Assistant lecturers. They usually start as errand boys to some top lecturers in the department, they mark exam scripts, invigilate during tests & exams and later graduate to helping the lecturers with some of their lectures. They are usually hyperactive, aggressive and proud which usually results into a clash with the students.

4.The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles, does things in an unusual manner including ways of speaking(with big grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a funny dress sense(with long bling-bling chains like Ayo Oritsejafor). He is always REAL and serious, doesn't care what his students feels or think about him, highly unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs until the students complains.

5.The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always matured, homely, approachable, and friendly. He takes his time to extensively teach his students in such a way that once you fail his course, you know that you truly deserve to fail. He is students' favourite.

6.The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class twice in a semester(One, for course introduction & later, for revision, a week to Exams). He doesn't lecture nor teach, he only comes to read out loud while the students listen. He doesn't care if you understand or not, and 15 or 20mins, he is done for the day's lecture.

7.The 'Runs' lecturer - He comes to class, gives shabby lectures and drop his mobile digits or his errand boy's digits(The coded students knows what to do). #5k for 'C', #8k for 'B' and #10k for 'A' depending on the importance or Unit of the course.

8.The Departmental dog - Woman wrapper. He takes advantage of any vulnerable female student, it doesn't matter how young she is, the sex addict just want to get laid at the slightest opportunity. Hide your babe, sister, daughter from him.

9.The story teller - 90% of his lecture is the story about his days in the University and how serious/dedicated they were those days + how he still consult his 1973 lecture notebook. He talks about how bad the Gov't and the school management is, especially if he is an ardent ASUU member. He usually receive at least 10 phone calls within a lecture.

10a.The Religion fanatic (Daddy G.O) - This type of lecturer comes to class to chip in the Gospel within his lecture, inviting the entire class to his church & mid week programmes. He is always gentle & Godly.

10b.The Religion fanatic (Mallam) - He comes to class and usually separates the female students from the male students before his lecture begins. He looks gentle and you don't need to be told before you know he is a muslim. Take him for granted and you will pay dearly for it.

You are free to add yours

what of those that give their PhD research problem as assignment to students.



Nigeria Lecturers, using their students brain since 1820

Mickyboiz:
O.M.G ar u funaabite ? Dats prof Agboola

They are every where my brother. Some will claim nobody has ever graduated with first class in that department, so your own should not be an exemption.

In addition:
11. The busy bee lecturer. This lecturer is always very serious and busy in his steps, looks and action. He has no time and always too serious. He stresses students a lot because of his fix and cancel style of lectures.
12. The overdetailed lecturer. This category are well read and researched. They are strict, elaborate and highly unpredictable. They don't care about students feelings. They lecture full time and most time borrow extra time. They hardly miss lectures and hardly finish syllabus.
13. The tribalistic lecturer. He tries to know every body's tribe. Grade A belongs only to students from their tribe. Other students can only get 59 or 69.
14. The cold devil lecturer. He is your friend but like the wolves in sheeps clothing. He devours your CGPA yet smiles unnecesarilly. He is cold calm and wicked.
15. The Mr Rule lecturer. Obey his rules, you will never have problem. Violate his rules and you will never pass even if you are the best student. He hardly pardons or listen to pleas.

tbmas:
unilag

Ok

SenatorJames:
what of those that give their PhD research problem as assignment to students.



Nigeria Lecturers, using their students brain since 1820

As assignment, that is better. Some will give it to you as you final year project.

jamace:
In addition:
11. The busy bee lecturer. This lecturer is always very serious and busy in his steps, looks and action. He has no time and always too serious. He stresses students a lot because of his fix and cancel style of lectures.
12. The overdetailed lecturer. This category are well read and researched. They are strict, elaborate and highly unpredictable. They don't care about students feelings. They lecture full time and most time borrow extra time. They hardly miss lectures and hardly finish syllabus.
13. The tribalistic lecturer. He tries to know every body's tribe. Grade A belongs only to students from their tribe. Other students can only get 59 or 69.
14. The cold devil lecturer. He is your friend but like the wolves in sheeps clothing. He devours your CGPA yet smiles unnecesarilly. He is cold calm and wicked.
15. The Mr Rule lecturer. Obey his rules, you will never have problem. Violate his rules and you will never pass even if you are the best student. He hardly pardons or listen to pleas.

Yeah! The cold devil,one like that in Management Science in Uniben.

Prettybecca:

is he in management sciences? I've heard that name in bus. Admin? Dunno if he's the same person.

yes, he is d same person

Hibiscuss:


Bros, you haven't been to BCH Dept. I think they are the word SADISTIC. How do you define a department where 100 students spilled out of 130 students.

By the way, what department are you?

I finished from Computer Science... they wasted 5 years of my life. With a rubbish degree that isnt up to standard.

oraclefemi:


I finished from Computer Science... they wasted 5 years of my life. With a rubbish degree that isnt up to standard.

Am in mathematics too. When did you graduate?

LMAyedun:
1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He comes to class, threatens everyone, you rarely see him smile, always serious with a straight face. He never gives an 'A' and when result comes out, his courses are always mass failure. He is usually the most hated lecturer.

2.The comedian - He is more or less a stand-up comedian. Always lively, students look forward to his laugher-filled lectures but once taken for granted, he can be shocking. He is usually stingy with marks/grades.

3.The Student lecturers - Also known as Assistant lecturers. They usually start as errand boys to some top lecturers in the department, they mark exam scripts, invigilate during tests & exams and later graduate to helping the lecturers with some of their lectures. They are usually hyperactive, aggressive and proud which usually results into a clash with the students.

4.The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles, does things in an unusual manner including ways of speaking(with big grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a funny dress sense(with long bling-bling chains like Ayo Oritsejafor). He is always REAL and serious, doesn't care what his students feels or think about him, highly unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs until the students complains.

5.The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always matured, homely, approachable, and friendly. He takes his time to extensively teach his students in such a way that once you fail his course, you know that you truly deserve to fail. He is students' favourite.

6.The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class twice in a semester(One, for course introduction & later, for revision, a week to Exams). He doesn't lecture nor teach, he only comes to read out loud while the students listen. He doesn't care if you understand or not, and 15 or 20mins, he is done for the day's lecture.

7.The 'Runs' lecturer - He comes to class, gives shabby lectures and drop his mobile digits or his errand boy's digits(The coded students knows what to do). #5k for 'C', #8k for 'B' and #10k for 'A' depending on the importance or Unit of the course.

8.The Departmental dog - Woman wrapper. He takes advantage of any vulnerable female student, it doesn't matter how young she is, the sex addict just want to get laid at the slightest opportunity. Hide your babe, sister, daughter from him.

9.The story teller - 90% of his lecture is the story about his days in the University and how serious/dedicated they were those days how he still consult his 1973 lecture notebook. He talks about how bad the Gov't and the school management is, especially if he is an ardent ASUU member. He usually receive at least 10 phone calls within a lecture.

10a.The Religion fanatic (Daddy G.O) - This type of lecturer comes to class to chip in the Gospel within his lecture, inviting the entire class to his church & mid week programmes. He is always gentle & Godly.

10b.The Religion fanatic (Mallam) - He comes to class and usually separates the female students from the male students before his lecture begins. He looks gentle and you don't need to be told before you know he is a muslim. Take him for granted and you will pay dearly for it.

You are free to add yours

Interesting.