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Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by merieam16(f): 8:29pm On Oct 07, 2014
steppin:
The trending and frontpage topics now start with "10 things about this or 10 things about that". Copy copy too much for NL.
I tout I wz d only 1 dat noticed*smh
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Spacodinho(m): 8:30pm On Oct 07, 2014
You forgot to mention the "deeper life" woman lecturer. Very devouted type

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Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by GetUmad: 8:32pm On Oct 07, 2014
There's a similar thread already in same section titled https://www.nairaland.com/1937617/7-types-lecturers-find-college#26947736

Wait oooo, what is it with nairaland and " The
types of........" I think its high time I created a
thread on " The types of threads you see on
nairaland "

My own addition to your list :-

* THE NEVER-TOO-LATE : Those ones who
wouldn't come to class till few days to exam
and once they get to the class, they would want
to ensure they teach the whole syllabus within
that few days and also give you assignment,
which, in some cases may serve as assessment.
These are set of either lazy-Bottom lecturers
or those ones on a course in a far-away
institution. Most cases , its when their HOD
beckons on them for the submission of their
students assessment that they would quickly
rush down to class. Some of them would make
you come to class even on sundays.

* THE ONCE-I-ENTER, YOU DON'T : These are
lecturers that consider themselves highly
principled. You don’t dare even stealthily dash
in to the class once they are in. If you live afar
off and this man gets to class before you, just
be so ready to dedicate the whole period of the
man's class hanging out with a cute chick
outside the hall. The greatest mistake you could
do is walk majestically into the class while he's
there. Ol' boy, the way those kind of lecturers
go use you wash that day and even send you
out nor go be am. Some of them take
attendance immediately they get in,verify the
attendance after each lectures. Like a
chemical equation, number of students the
time he got to the class must equal to number
of students as he prepares to leave. If dem
born you well make your name dey the list make
you nor come dey class as im dey call am.

* THE "TESTMANIA" : These are set of
lecturers who always give out test, either
midway or the end of each lectures. Its not a
choice. Its a must. They don't joke with it. The
most annoying thing being that ; some of them
that do engage in such are those categories of
lecturers whom one may consider as not too
professionally sound (na only theory wey dem
sabi from school dey their head). surprisingly,
some of them may be 1st class graduate but
inexperienced in art of education, hence the
possibility of not grasping the topic till you
self-educate yourself only after the class.







Modified : I could see the op has already included some of my points. Quote Above copied from my contribution on the aforementioned thread.
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Nobody: 8:35pm On Oct 07, 2014
tbmas:
We also have some OLODO lecturers, when teaching in class,they tend to loose their or stare at the board 4 several minutes b4 dy continue. This are the kind of lecturers students correct in class,atimes they fail common multiplication. These lecturers are fond of cramming or nt preparing b4 class or does nt even knw d topic(wich is rare though)



we also have lecturers who teach themselves, they speak wt low voice and are fond of dictating equations in mathematics... In classes lyk dz,nt only bckbenchers play fifa 14,d fst few rows are also involved
.
You must be .....
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by GetUmad: 8:35pm On Oct 07, 2014
Double post
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by bebe2(f): 8:36pm On Oct 07, 2014
one lecturer once asked my best to show him her nipples.

But my dum frd came out of his office looking like a zombie, and said " mr xxxxxx just asked me to show him my dimple"

And I looked at her and thot u dnt have dimples, it took me a few seconds to realise he meant her nipple. grin

Uniben , sociology dats all am saying lipsrsealed
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by buoye1(m): 8:37pm On Oct 07, 2014
Na everytin get list for dis Nairaland.....waiting for d list of "10 type of terrorist you ll meet in sambisa"I hail thee

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Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Hibiscuss(m): 8:38pm On Oct 07, 2014
Number 5 reminds me of pastor Enoch. The man is so gentle and fatherly that his office is always fill with students. Atimes, we do drop our phones with him to help us charge and he courteously oblige.
One funny thing is that other lecturers hate him due to his closeness with us and they always try to plan against him. He had to do his PH.D twice simply because he wasn't in the right clique(the ones that catch fun and hate students).
Fortunately for him, he had to leave UNAD and pick up an appointment with FUOYE wher he later became the HOD.

I forgot to add, he's the most brilliant amidst the other lecturers and he always tell and show the application of his course to real existence.

Wherever you are tonight pastor Ope, God bless you.

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Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by gistmelove(m): 8:38pm On Oct 07, 2014
skoloppy31:
land not for sale....beware of 419...
military zone...SORRA FUN AJA TO MA UN FI EPON PAANU.....




I SMELL FP

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Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by fireonmountain: 8:39pm On Oct 07, 2014
Cultists lecturer; godfatherism

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Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Saheed9: 8:39pm On Oct 07, 2014
So true
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by TheRealStuff: 8:40pm On Oct 07, 2014
Like one of mine says "A is for the gods, B is for me, you could get any of the rest"

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Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by raphy(m): 8:41pm On Oct 07, 2014
we hv hear...so na types of people full fp now.

as for your information i just,need one more topic before i join the centinary celibration i have 99 topic to my name so far since i joined in 2006.so stay tune ..
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by fireonmountain: 8:42pm On Oct 07, 2014
Confa lecturer
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by piagetskinner(m): 8:44pm On Oct 07, 2014
The dullard; the one who cannot teach without reading every damn line from his/her reference note
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by SeverusSnape(m): 8:46pm On Oct 07, 2014
Types of this; Types of that. Na to dey beg una o...
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Muzikluva(m): 8:46pm On Oct 07, 2014
D lektura wu behaves like he neva went to skul as a student and the lektura wu brags about his capabilities,grade and reading habit.

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Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by LarryBeryl(m): 8:47pm On Oct 07, 2014
yunglykmine:
Plsss! I beg you, deactivate your account right away... we need less of people like you on NL. Must you comment?
Attention Seeker.
Mr principle
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Sanniebee: 8:49pm On Oct 07, 2014
GODDYGEE91:
Eh we av 2 lecturers teaching BUS, one speaks like a woman 2 an extent dat even dos sitin infront hardly hear wat he is sayin even with de help of a micro phone but he can manipulate questions dat if u failed 2 read de questions upto 10 times, ur answers wud b out of point. We call him baby voice.

De 2nd is called Ukwu or pampers bc he has a vry big buttocks and can spend de whole 2hrs in class stammering. 4 him 2 read a sentence, he wud repeat it more dan 5 times. We enjoy his class though with laughter but he is fund of givin improptu test and de highest grade we mak is 'B'
are u by any chance in a university in osun state? Cos I also av d same type of lecturers u just described in my school, even with d nicknames

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Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by otsoganya(m): 8:50pm On Oct 07, 2014
The 'all knowing lecturer'; this type assume they know virtually everything, regardless of their field.
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by TripleA091(m): 8:52pm On Oct 07, 2014
Lol
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by 9ja2pac: 8:54pm On Oct 07, 2014
End time lecturers

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Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Haywhymido(m): 8:55pm On Oct 07, 2014
Thunder go fire any lecturer 4 my department wey dey mark me down.Sadist bad man persin lecturers.
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by geekybabe(f): 8:59pm On Oct 07, 2014
..and there is also the lazy lecturer who copies lecture notes directly from wikipedia, word for word. no editing, and yet has a phD in computer science.

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Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by nsydear: 9:00pm On Oct 07, 2014
lecturers dat got confuse in de middle of solving a programming and neva set dat topic in same becos students challenged him
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by arieschic: 9:00pm On Oct 07, 2014
Next topic will b 10 type of people u meet in d spirit world when u die

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Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by mascot87(m): 9:03pm On Oct 07, 2014
tbmas:
We also have some OLODO lecturers, when teaching in class,they tend to loose their or stare at the board 4 several minutes b4 dy continue. This are the kind of lecturers students correct in class,atimes they fail common multiplication. These lecturers are fond of cramming or nt preparing b4 class or does nt even knw d topic(wich is rare though)



we also have lecturers who teach themselves, they speak wt low voice and are fond of dictating equations in mathematics... In classes lyk dz,nt only bckbenchers play fifa 14,d fst few rows are also involved

Like lecturers that will tell u to copy the error in d handout also for u to pass the exam. grin grin
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Heycube(m): 9:04pm On Oct 07, 2014
Absolutely correct. I will add mine when I become a lecturer...
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Nobody: 9:07pm On Oct 07, 2014
Space Booked
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Nicepoker(m): 9:07pm On Oct 07, 2014
vizkiz:
i guess i am getting bored with this "7 types" of every freaking thing i see on Nairaland these days undecided

The next time i see any sh*t like this, amma deactivate my account right away angry
admin watch this guy closely
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by OkikiOluwa1(m): 9:09pm On Oct 07, 2014
Funny thread!
skoloppy31:
land not for sale....beware of 419...
military zone...SORRA FUN AJA TO MA UN FI EPON PAANU.....




I SMELL FP
Were ni eleyi, ogidi gan-an o!
Re: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by Amack(m): 9:10pm On Oct 07, 2014
Former Anambra governor, Peter Obi joins PDP - http:///GClcznoBfN. APGA party ndi igbo as he use tpo say. Forget this politician na only there personal interest dey know.

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