Whoop whoop whoop. A lovely weekend to you all. One of my hobbies is writting even though am not good at it professionally, in terms of tenses and punctuations, but i still love to write.
There has been series of threads on this format before now and please dont cast me for bringing it back to life, i just enjoyed some of them, especially those related to school and that of dat of diffrent bank hall manarisim.
So, lets go to my dumb write up.

5. THE DESERT BABES All God made is beautiful an in his image. But for some reasons one would wanna disagree with that fact, infact even the lady herself does not believe this, why so? This set of girls dont just seem to have anything physical working for them, the face, the chest, the bom, the thighs, the are just plain from head to toe like the haggard looking blackboards in some shanty government schools.
This set of girls are categorized in two types, there are those who do not give a fvck about this, they are mostly the ajekpako types who's parents are traders or in one petty trade or the other.
The other sect however are the exposed ones, they might be from a rich home or not but they are exposed in d sense that they watch TV, dey see nicki minaj, they see iggy, the see stephne okereke, they even see mercy johnson and nadia buhari. They wish they could be like them but hell no, they are far from it.
Most of this sect of girls have become introverts, they keep to themselves because they battle with hardcore inferiority complex.
A few of them do not mind tho, they are still as lively as anything, i know one of them here on NL(tho not personally,but by her dp i could tell, she has lepa something as her moniker)

My ADVICE: being an introvert wouldn't help your situation. Try working on urself characterwise.
See being not as you want to gives u room for a whole lot of things that other girls are distracted about.
Like your studies. See, a guy wouid fall in love with you whether or not ur preety, just develop good qualities and be friendly. Yes, be friendly, be d jovial type instead of that reserved tyoe, we guys are turned up by jovial ladies. I would rather get stuck with an ugly girl with a good sense of humour than a beatiful statue. Try it
And one last thing, dont hesitate to put it in jokes that your not fine, it makes people give up on urblooks and start looking at the real you.

CELEBRITY EXAMPLE- lupita nyongo(first african woman to win an oscar)


4: THE FACIAL QUEEN : this is the kind of girl your walking past her house and her face poping out from the fence as you walk by, or you mheading towards her on the street, just to catch a gaze of her very beautiful face, you look down her chest, its empty, u ignore it, she walks past u and you decide to complete your look and you almost feel like slaping yourself for trying. Just call 1/100 girly.
She looks perfect facially but everyother place is stagnant. This set of girks, most of them dont really care, yes they look at the mirror and see all they dont have but are mostly comforted by their fine face. Most of them also have lovely vouce that when they talk to you, u just melt. Whether they have those assests or not guys still some guys still gig them.

My ADVICE- babe you dont really have to be perfect to woo the crowd, having a facial beauty is like having 50% of your girl power, and tell me who says 50% is a fail, illd just cock my catapault and kill him straight away.
But mind you, am not a fan of you wearing, jegging and leggings or extremely tight dresses. Dear, wear something that makes your lower body invisible but makes your face glow, your choice of hairstyle also matter alot. Babe, you got that face, flaunt it jareh.

CELEBRITY EXAMPLE- Mocheeda( boobs or not shes still a most wanted)


3. The WEAPONS OF MENS DESTRUCTION yeah guys, am sure you know where am goung with this.
This sect of girls seems to be the most balanced psycologically. They are mostly dark skinned and majority of them are also ugly. But both the men or them careless about that ugly part, why because that one thing they have from the neck down is indeed a very ,massive weapon. Lets now say she has back n thighs, dear lord, thats the kinda girl that got jason derulo asking. ''How you fit all those in em jeans''.
Guys will always break neck for this kinda babes anytime anyday. A good number of them are mostly call babes or smoothly call them side chicks. Yeah even if a married man has an angel at home, whenever he needs to play with the devil and grab some extra flesh. He looks towards this direction.
We have one hot one like that here on NL her moniker starts with R_____U lol. I no call anybody o.

MY ADVICE: seriously i dont seem to know what to advice you. Sha stay out of surgery to enlarge them the more, and also take care of your face, fact they are not after the face does not mean you should now neglet it to look like iyami oshorongbo.

CELEBRITY EXAMPLE- COSSY



2. THE PETITE actually this is a favourite of mine, this set of girls dont seem to have anything superfluous, everything is adequately measured and put in place. Just call them the moderate girls.
If its face u want, dem try, ass, dem dey, boobs, dem no dull. They just something to gaze at in awe.
Most of this sect are light skinned. U just cant disa them no matter how hard you try. Thats why i like them specially, because all i want, even though not in outrageous measure, they still pacify a guys needs.
I would be doing another thread on this with pictures of the most beautiful babes on NL prolly by nezt week, watch out. Lol

ADVICE: keep em all together, never let greed set in so you Start thinking of exploring what you already are loved for, take care of your hair and look sweet all the time. Your teeth, make sure its white, dressing, should be spot on. That typical barbie this is the sect you find them

CELEBRITY EXaMPLE: jenipher lopez


1. BADDEST GIRL this ones en, they are from a different world entirely. Everything about them just seem to be at the extreme, dey give konjified guys a run for their money anytime anyday. Thighs,boobs,ass,face. They got it in what nicki minaj calls ''massive attack''. I swear, you will never sight this sort of girl and not have dirty thoughts of where u wanna touch, squeeze, grab or just wipe. Most of them are big girls financially because cash is always apent on them, dey dont even need to work, they will make it big time. They are like dangote, they have enough natural investments, so one of them at least will yield income for them.
I have an example of this sect on NL here. Moniker starts with co____b__ery/candy
Surprisingly however, a sect of this group are mostly shy, why? They cant seem to stand the attention and lookry they get whenever they in public. They are mostly victims of abuse even as children. Infact any guy that says hi to the shy ones amongs them, dey begin to hate him because they believe hes making advances.

ADVICE: if you cant be brave hearted to deal with your tourist attraction, do not wear tight clothes, always look for mary amaka waers instead of bandage dresses u hear?

CELEBRIRY EXAMPLE- Toolz(d beat)

Which one are you? Anyways, cheers to this freaking weekend. Drink to thatl

The petite!

Life is just not fair

baddest gurl #coversface

I dint even see my category

#Lipssealed#

None of d above *sad*

I know one babe that's number 1. To make her more miserable devil dash am very bad character and mouth on top. She's 32ish now but no boyfriend.

missstella:
None of d above *sad*

Lol. Describe ursrlf then.
U are d perfect example of No3 to me. Dangerous. See thighs na

urcutecrush:
I dint even see my category

Not true. Lol

Jennimma:
The petite!

No b lie, as far as d face is concerned, i see u

i like petite gurls!!! ..because im 6ft4

I no fit newhere

Baddest gurl....

the petite...

It's a cruel world.
I just live in it.

op no vex me oooo
wer my own nahh

urcutecrush:
I dint even see my category

come let's grade u

The petite

AmberQueen:
Baddest gurl....

Chai, over concour dey worry me.

@op u said u are not professional writer for me u are already a professional nice thread and nice work. Have a friend that's #the baddest girl

thinezy:
op no vex me oooo
wer my own nahh

hehehe. From what i can see. Facial queen. But make your teeth whiter

AmberQueen:
Baddest gurl....

confirmed...lol

Ladycloud:
baddest gurl #coversface

Maybe

marieolae:
I no fit newhere

Yinmu. U are obviously betwwen the face queens and the petite. I can vouch for d face queen but a full pics will qualify u as a petite

macklef:
hehehe. From what i can see. Facial queen. But make your teeth whiter

Lolzzzzzzzzzzz
leave dat one
me n my chi will settle it

killzone:
@op u said u are not professional writer for me u are already a professional nice thread and nice work. Have a friend that's #the baddest girl

Thanks brov am flattered. Until hon patrick sees this thread n be like.
''What an imcombustable epistle of shear manamity of judgement on a platter of karashika''

Juliaann:
The petite

I concour. But theres a special class for your sect i did not include. Cos i dint want it to exveed 5.

Vivly:
It's a cruel world.
I just live in it.

Lol. Why u say so? U can find ur place?