remsonik:
Stop destroying lives and leading men astray

tycoon2:
Mr Redben, I see your replys have really been interesting nd fascinating. but I would like you to answer this question sincerely.If your wife went through all this filing( filing of pusssy) as you,would u have married her still

DrProf:
RED MAN!!! I HAIL OH!!

Been following your thread and i must say, u too much.

Question: how can a guy deal with the loneliness that comes after a break up?. That's an introvert.

Nmeri17:
redeboe I wanna know if pickup lines work in real life. have u used it or seen yo friend say those funny stuff to a girl and right there and then she falls. I just play with the girls I've ever been friends with but people say I can toast girls like mad I don't think so tho because I think people's usage of pickup lines is the real toasting.

Then, I used to have this acquaintance. He's way bigger than me so I couldn't relate with him. Then I was much younger. But I remember he scores broads and bangs them that same day Then me and my crew used to think it's juju. now I've grown up to know it ain't juju. Or I could be wrong. u tell me

Then I wanno know where and how u meet these girls. dyu work at a place where girls come often and keep asking each one out?? Or yo church girls?? most fine girls have boyfriends. dyu just toast them anyways??

mymz:


No need to get worked up luv, was just letting the gentleman know we can handle ourselves if need be

wo1F:
Na wa o. See me na wey wan comot Romance from my profile, na so I don follow the thread reach page 14. All my 2weeks plus effort of dodging Romance threads all gone! Chaii...

Nice job RedEboe. When at Page 4 folks where so quick to praise how 'clean' the thread was I knew it was only a question of "when" and not "if" before the bigots overran the thread. I silently prayed that I'd be wrong. Sadly this been Nairaland meant such prayer would never have made it out of my ceiling to begin with.

Anyway what the airheads don't realise is that even the art of story telling [fiction] which you've been accused of doesn't come cheap. You must be gifted to rock it. And on that front, I'm proud to declare you kept your shape and emerged with a resounding "A". You've demonstrated in unequivocal terms that you're a wordsmith of no mean repute.

So you see its easy from there on to understand the frustrations of people who can't seem to put down their thoughts to writing. Hurling mudslings at people is the only concieviable way they can reachout to the world.

In closing, I'd like to urge you to officially draw the curtain on this thread. It has meritoriously run its course. All forms of questions that can ever be asked has been asked and they've been generously and expertly dispatched/entertained by you. Folks with more pressing questions can take the PM route.

But you've got to rest it while you're integrity is still there. These kids won't stop until they have you in the mud with them.

Shut down this thread NOW.


Meanwhile I think you should patent this quote;

“Pusssy is Pusssy, but the relationship you establish with the owner of that pusssy is what counts” - RedEboe [2014]

Ilekokonit:


Men are daily being led astray by the revealing dresses that women wear to church anyway.

Ilekokonit:

Men are daily being led astray by the revealing dresses that women wear to church anyway.

RedEboe:

remsonik:
Op don turn love doctor overnight. Stop destroying lives and leading men astray

RedEboe:


Ma$turbation is one of the most common past-time for men, married or single, player or dullard.

nibson:
there is this lady who flirts with me and says all kinds of
Intimate things to me when we outside , she gets jealous
when. i talk about my g/f ...buh d problem is when i try to
make advances towards her when we alone she shuts me
out...d last one i tried she hit me on d back and was
vexed.....abeg make una advice me coz i fink i have been
friendzoned nd d question is....y will you flirt with me
outside even in front my friends and become something
else when we alone.....i guesss women are more
complicated than i thought.......oh i forgot to mention that
we have been friends and coursemates for years
now....been a loyalist to her academically tho.....smh!!!

RedEboe:


Being in love is a very powerful force, it can make the greatest warrior behave like the biggest f00l on earth. No one knows what heaven looks like,feels like or tastes like,but the love of a beautiful woman is the closest experience a real man can have of heaven. On the flip side,a bad woman is your passport to hell on earth. Regrets? No way...in life there's time for everything,a time to be young and a time to do what young people do. I have 'liked' many women but i've only truly loved one (my wife). I liked most of the women I slept with, as a young working class bachelor there were times I picked up pro$titutes,took them home, did my thing and cooked indomine for them afterwards-even taught some of them how to game on my Playstation. Guess what? Many of them became loyal to me and I had free $ex with them from there on. When I was extra horn.y,they invited their friends over for three$omes,and my only expense where on condoms,alcohol, cigarettes and MaryJay. Long story short, i have no regrets. Pusssy is Pusssy, but the relationship you establish with the owner of that pusssy is what counts.

mfm04622:


Talk for yourself. Never done it

Ilekokonit:



It was a reply to the below post :-

Chubhie:
Is that you EL Fifty? I know nothing, I didn't see anything, I wasn't here,and if I was here, I was asleep. Remember that old wine and women improve with age. Your lil boy will sure grow up a very balanced individual. Please prepare your mind just incase, Your lovely daughters decides to tow some of the encoded DNA dad passed to em. See it as if you are on a bliss break cos you can never be truely retired just a question of when you gets pulled back in.

hugoart:
Nah,he's not that good. I've got a nagging feeling about him/her.
In his desperate,deliberate(d),despicable obsession to be (non-)controversial,he comes across as a perfect robot. No soul,no vibe,non-human,saintly.
Manipulative or being manipulated.He seems like a man hanging by the strings of a puppet-master.
Op's condescendingly annoying,for a supposed womanizer(retired),with no rebel streak.
He's fake,not real.

RedEboe:


I think I've already partially answered your last question on previous pages, but I'll tell you one thing. If you ever come across a very pretty lady that claims not to have a boyfriend and at least three toasters on her case, PLEASE, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

NEVER get discouraged by some girl you've just met claiming she already has a boyfriend, it's none of your business (yes, you can say that to her face). Any lady that does not have an engagement or wedding ring on her finger is fair game.

You want to know where to meet 'fine girls'? Go visit any Shoprite mall on any given weekend.

Finally, saying a very sincere and confident "How are you doing today?" to a beautiful girl you've just met is a GREAT pick up line.

RedEboe:

Lots of lovely women out there spend on guys too, you know!

RedEboe:


I think I've already partially answered your last question on previous pages, but I'll tell you one thing. If you ever come across a very pretty lady that claims not to have a boyfriend and at least three toasters on her case, PLEASE, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

NEVER get discouraged by some girl you've just met claiming she already has a boyfriend, it's none of your business (yes, you can say that to her face). Any lady that does not have an engagement or wedding ring on her finger is fair game.

You want to know where to meet 'fine girls'? Go visit any Shoprite mall on any given weekend.

Finally, saying a very sincere and confident "How are you doing today?" to a beautiful girl you've just met is a GREAT pick up line.

RedBenson:


Come, no take style call my name o. Is the op's moniker "RedBen" or "RedE...."? Small time now u go say RedBenson. Stop am abeg.

RedEboe:


I think I've already partially answered your last question on previous pages, but I'll tell you one thing. If you ever come across a very pretty lady that claims not to have a boyfriend and at least three toasters on her case, PLEASE, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
.

veegirl:


Its a lie joo. She might still b nursin a broken heart and decide to remain single for dat period and wont even give any toaster a chance to toast. So wat r u runnin 4rm in dat situation?

veegirl:


Its a lie joo. She might still b nursin a broken heart and decide to remain single for dat period and wont even give any toaster a chance to toast. So wat r u runnin 4rm in dat situation?

RedEboe:
[size=13pt]WE'VE REACHED THE END OF THIS THREAD FOLKS.

It's been an AWESOME ride.

THANK YOU ALL for the comments, compliments, LIKES and a few insults.

For 'private' consultation(s) feel free to PM or buzz me on realredeboe@gmail.com[/size]

[size=13pt]We shall meet again, until then,it's back to being good old regular me[/size] (***kisses to the ladies only***)

RedEboe:
Yes I have, my toddler boy knows the name of all the girls in his class. I'm in trouble!

Aksonman:


Na wa o...this life sha! After @OP wasted his time answering your questions and giving you sound advise on pages 8 & 9, u suddenly realize that he's fake? Just because he refused ur request to hook you up with a neighbourhood Ashawo and asked you to control your hormones??

Oloshi omo!

Aksonman:


@OP,i totally agree wiv u, a simple 'how r u?' ,is a good pick-up line.

veegirl:


Its a lie joo. She might still b nursin a broken heart and decide to remain single for dat period and wont even give any toaster a chance to toast. So wat r u runnin 4rm in dat situation?

Lacomus:
Akab udot, Kama nam mkpor "wink"

nanizle:

I hope NL ladies are reading this.