Medunah:

See ur mouth like far behind
I tried learning it once and it wasnt successful. Besides, no law says i need to know how to ride a bicycle b4 i can survive

firstEVA:
Isn't that Solange?

nickz:
you're even typing with pride....i bet you RIDE bigger things
na wetin dey give you confidence
you'll be a jackass driving a car without any knowledge of riding a bike
a girl actually thought me....you should hide ya head in shame

Medunah:

ofcourse, i av bin riding bigger tinz like cars, jets, aeroplanes now who is far behind??
I laff in spanish at this ur observations ooo, even some guys dont know how to ride bicycles yet they bin driving cars.
Shame ko, tell me, will you receive an award or medal for riding a bicycle?

nickz:
see how you twisted my definition of ride in that quote

someone who is a pro in bike riding would find driving a car very easy...i'm a testimony.......and yes the person that taughtt me gave me a medal
beta gold plated medal with diamond studs

judging from the state you hail from....no one can doubt you flying higher than jets and aeroplanes its a spiritual thingy

Medunah:

Which state do i hail from??

nickz:
borno

FLAWLES:
Take it or lv it..........My wedding ll be a simple 1...........Rice abi chicken will ntt b shared...no canopy...in a pavilion or open field..ion need multitude...hehehehe(den family go hold meeting 4my head)

Medunah:

U re sleeping on a bicycle. So they fly higher than jets in borno?? i tot they were famous for boko haram tinz

nickz:
how do you think they are able to bomb fighter jets .....they fly higher than it an drop a freaking bomb on it i suppose

btw..i was joking,have no idea.......you look like mummywater,so how do you expect me to know your state; huh

Superstar007:


My kind of lady, we'll just share biscuits to 'em guest then they will share a sachet of water. We'll jog to the venue of the wedding using that time to exercise. We won't need a golden ring, we can always make one from a cardboard. No need for wedding gown nor suit, a simple kaftan will do for me while you can rock a maternity gown, then we walk down the aisle with our bathroom slippers to match. So, baby are you ready? let's take this to the next level.

Medunah:

U sef look like daddy water

Iono, u fit be wizard nah

nickz:
don't bother
i'm from france

Medunah:

Congrats, u sef don join crew

FLAWLES:
.bai...........my friend who s this?

Freshtomato:
No! No! No! I can't o!
Reasons: I don't know how to ride a bike and my family members too get bad mouth.
If I try this instead of people to be telling us "congratulations" they will be like, are you both alright?

Medunah:
I dont even knw how to ride a bicycle

Find husband first, before we begin talk about bicycle

nickz:
will you beat me
i'm from the south actually

tellwisdom:


Find husband first, before we begin talk about bicycle

Medunah:

see this small boy o, its even my younger bro i wil call to beat you for me he is not like you who runs away when fight starts.
So ur brothers with GEJ, i cant shout oo, which state?

Medunah:

I tell you say i dey find husband?

100Cents:


Don't mind ladies.

I will keep this picture for my lady.

Let her see that. " The life of a man does not consist in opulence and showmanship ''.

Moreover, things are hard in this country..

tellwisdom:


You no go marry?

Medunah:

time never reach

With this your eye wey dey chook like eagle ...How many more guys u wan suck em pocket??

nickz:
chai see entering

your younger bro that doesn't even have hair on his balls wan challenge me
chai i haff sufer
na only cult boys i dey run away from

who's GEJ, we don't know him here in Imo state

Lurcky:


Even as u correct, you can't use dis as excuse for not making money to take care of her needs.

tellwisdom:


With this your eye wey dey chook like eagle ...How many more guys u wan suck em pocket??