lastmessenger:

Only if you don't like the gay satanist. Cos if he come near me na death by stoning.
Do not ever try what Alfa tried with me or you won't be spared.
Get behind me satan.

lastmessenger:

Thank you.you are doomed already.

timmy2409:
Hahahaha what a thread

Life is a carousel of constant fear and cynicism for most Nigerian Christians. Which is kind of funny seeing as they supposedly have this all-powerful god on their side.

I remember growing up as a member of Mountain of fire, and 80% of their prayers would be about cockroaches that fly around at night. People would regularly give testimonies about how they saw a bug or rat in their room, and how it was a demon from some member of their extended family. Constantly hearing such stories can take its toll on the mind of a child, and it did on me. I remember once when a roach walked over my leg, and I began to 'cast and bind' it . Silly nonsense

Anyway OP, don't forget to gist us about the action film as e happen tonight

PastorAIO:


All this one that you want Satan to get behind you, Are you so sure Satan is gay? Why don't you ask someone more willing to get behind you?

Macelliot:
Lastmessenger, I don't know that strong Christians still exists in this section.
Kudos for a job well done.
May the Eternal Supernatural Living Almighty Lord God empower and strengthen you more to overcome all challenges in thy Mighty Name of Jesus Christ.

PastorAIO:


All this one that you want Satan to get behind you, Are you so sure Satan is gay? Why don't you ask someone more willing to get behind you?

AlfaSeltzer:
Blood turn black and flesh turn blue,
I will curse you if you force me to,
by the left hand and the unclean food,
I´ll curse your eyes, I´ll curse your lies,
I´ll call down a plague of flies,
blood go black and flesh go blue,
evil from me and back to you,
my soul clean and yours on fire,
you mess with me you get burned, liar.

mccloud224:


Thats "frightful"

philfearon:
The Op is totally an illiterate..See how he is screaming "Satanist Satanist..Sent him to hell,sent him to sell!" Exposing your total magnitude of Ignorance for public view...
You sent somebody to hell,and yet he is here replying you? Are you okay at all? or is too much nollywood affecting you? or are u looking for cheap attention as usual?
@Lastmessenger,if you know what being a satanist means,you will shut up and swallow your own ignorance...
However,you should go for a Schizophrenia check up..This are the early signs by the way!!

AlfaSeltzer:
Blood turn black and flesh turn blue,
I will curse you if you force me to,
by the left hand and the unclean food,
I´ll curse your eyes, I´ll curse your lies,
I´ll call down a plague of flies,
blood go black and flesh go blue,
evil from me and back to you,
my soul clean and yours on fire,
you mess with me you get burned, liar.

mccloud224:
Belief in religion is an illness.

AlfaSeltzer:
Blood turn black and flesh turn blue,
I will curse you if you force me to,
by the left hand and the unclean food,
I´ll curse your eyes, I´ll curse your lies,
I´ll call down a plague of flies,
blood go black and flesh go blue,
evil from me and back to you,
my soul clean and yours on fire,
you mess with me you get burned, liar.

AlfaSeltzer:
Blood turn black and flesh turn blue,
I will curse you if you force me to,
by the left hand and the unclean food,
I´ll curse your eyes, I´ll curse your lies,
I´ll call down a plague of flies,
blood go black and flesh go blue,
evil from me and back to you,
my soul clean and yours on fire,
you mess with me you get burned, liar.

AlfaSeltzer:
Blood turn black and flesh turn blue,
I will curse you if you force me to,
by the left hand and the unclean food,
I´ll curse your eyes, I´ll curse your lies,
I´ll call down a plague of flies,
blood go black and flesh go blue,
evil from me and back to you,
my soul clean and yours on fire,
you mess with me you get burned, liar.

lastmessenger:

If there is any one who is an ignorant fool then you are the one.
How do you make claims to things that you do not know and expect people to see you as reasonable?. I know what I experienced and the person that i accused is yet to deny the fact that he attacked me and then you are here to claim I too know.
Get out my face. You are doomed already.

vooks:
Why do they cast spells if they are atheists?
That was a warning curse.

lastmessenger:

If there is any one who is an ignorant fool then you are the one.
How do you make claims to things that you do not know and expect people to see you as reasonable?. I know what I experienced and the person that i accused is yet to deny the fact that he attacked me and then you are here to claim I too know.
Get out my face. You are doomed already.

philfearon:

Are you alright? Have u seen Alfaseltzer before?

lanre316:


Obviously he's not. These are symptoms of a psychological disorder known as delusions, that is, seeing things that don't exist and living in a dream world. But it's fun and entertainment show for us, sha.

vooks:
How do you know?

iamodenigbo1:
what is this one saying?

Weah96:


Alfa lives in the apartment down the street from mine. In Demon City, Purgatoria.

lanre316:


Obviously he's not. These are symptoms of a psychological disorder known as delusions, that is, seeing things that don't exist and living in a dream world. But it's fun and entertainment show for us, sha.

lastmessenger:

I know your type. You dwell in the flesh and its lust. Be careful before it consumes you.