Tallesty1:
Why didn't you call me?

naijaboiy:

Bad Market how...

Na only lipstick and powder dey inside shey?

naijaboiy:

Sorry for your Loss bro...

If you see any of those guys now,,what will be your first reaction?

marieolae:
Yeah these arm robbers don't give a flying toss. They opened the fridge and stole all the available food. They stole pepper, maggi, salt, thyme etc. Infact till now I just dey wonder. Yeah I'm over it, but we try to keep things very safe now.

missberrypop5:
if lipstick deh na something na.
Powder weh i wrap for paper, and newspaper weh deh inside, N30 change weh keke give me, The only thing weh pain me for that bag na the fried yam weh i buy that night and my spare battery. As the guy snatch the thing, i was shocked at 1st o, but when i remember say nothing deh inside, na so start to deh laugh. I'm sure that dude cried bitterly when he opened the bag. What a pity.

hahahahahahaha.....i cant stop laughing

Na fried yam com pain you

unibenstudent1:
yes but on a second taught u can start out as a patriotic citizen to start up a vigilante group that can hunt this wizards down.

See this Man

Omo for quarters na ajebos full there o

spanzed:
Thankful to God have never been a victim of armed robbery......@Naijaboiy so u dey fear what gave you the assurance that its a gun...it can also ba a caps gun u fukUp ooo u really disappoint ur friend

See this man

My friend wey dey outside see gun maintain,,then na me wey dey inside go come comot

Oga I hail o

naijaboiy:

See this Man

Omo for quarters na ajebos full there o

marieolae:
seun, please we need this on the front paage. Thank you.

unibenstudent1:
well just kidding,the reason for robbery in quarters is that so man cultists live there ,and not only are they cultists they are high ranking cultists,so u have to maintain a low key in that quarters.

naijaboiy:

hahahahahahaha.....i cant stop laughing

Na fried yam com pain you

MizMyColi:

naijaboiy:

Super Man?

Ah jus wan make you notice me na

Is that too much to ask

Tallesty1:
Huh?

marieolae:
haha I don't want anybody's blood on my hands

marieolae:
Well mine happened 2 months ago.

It was actually on a sunday. We came back from church. It was my aunt and I who were at home. We heard a knock on the door, so we expected it to be some family members.

I answered the door nd saw 3 guys and a lady. I didn't recognise them from anywhere and I thought they had gotten the wrong house. They asked for " femi" or so. I told them that they were at the wrong house. They told me to ask my aunt If she knew any "femi" around the area. They insisted, so I left the door slightly open and hurried into the kitchen so that my aunt could help these people out.

On my way to the kitchen, they rushed inside the house. They brought out their guns and ordered us to lay on the floor. We followed their instructions. They stole as much as they could. Money, my phone, gold, food, laptops everything.

To cut the long story short, these arm robbers got away with it. The police made no effort to find them, and they are on the loose right now.

MizMyColi:


Ah jus wan make you notice me na

Is that too much to ask

Tallesty1:
Yes bro, I know Taichi, Taekwando, Kungfu, Shaolin, Budha Palm, Budha Finger, PalmFrond From Heaven, 17 Katas and so many other dangerous words

LoL

Cant stop laughing

Tallesty1:
Mine was very funny walahi.


I came out of a friends house in Aso C and and called a bike man that would take me to mopol junction where I would get a cab that will take me home

The bike man said that he cannot follow the main road because it rained. He said that the road was slippery and dangerous to use at night. He was right sha and the only alternative was to follow kabayi. The road is not that good and could be lonely sometimes but I had no other option.

When we got close to MFM gate @ kabayi, the bike man stopped and asked me to come down. I thought something was wrong with his bike so climbed down but b4 I could say hey, two other guys had joined us.

One of them asked me what was wrong with the bike and I told him that I don't know.

The other one said that he would love to see my bag.

"My bag? For what" I queried.

"And your Wrist watch, phone and the money in your pocket" he added, Ignoring my question completely.

"Thats not possible" I said

No no no, I was not trying to put up an unnecessary struggle. They were young boys and I was sure that I could knock two of them down with with just a kick or two b4 they knew it and the bike man(who was not even paying attention to us) is no problem at all. but the guy had brought out a gun and pointed it at me b4 I could say more.

So I obediently handed over the bag to them.

"Oya bring your phone"

I did.

"Your wrist watch"

I obeyed.

It went on until they had collected everything they wanted to collect.

I swear I never knew that I was that obedient.

When it is over, the biggest of them said that I should pay the bike man.

"With which money?" I asked him.

"How much is it?"

"Just 200"

"Owk we will pay him and you had better hurry before you meet other bad guys, this road is not safe at night and I wouldn't try here again if I were you"

With that, he climbed the bike and they zoomed off.

Nah say they take rob me bro.

I trecked that day sotey I come dey pity the Jehova witnesses.

I was lucky sha because they didn't ask me to remove my trouser and they were lucky too because Apollonia would have blinded all of them if they did.

Hahahahahaha...

ROTFLOL

Them for ask you make pull everything na

naijaboiy:

Hahahahahaha...

ROTFLOL

Them for ask you make pull everything na

marieolae:
Well mine happened 2 months ago.

It was actually on a sunday. We came back from church. It was my aunt and I who were at home. We heard a knock on the door, so we expected it to be some family members.

I answered the door nd saw 3 guys and a lady. I didn't recognise them from anywhere and I thought they had gotten the wrong house. They asked for " femi" or so. I told them that they were at the wrong house. They told me to ask my aunt If she knew any "femi" around the area. They insisted, so I left the door slightly open and hurried into the kitchen so that my aunt could help these people out.

On my way to the kitchen, they rushed inside the house. They brought out their guns and ordered us to lay on the floor. We followed their instructions. They stole as much as they could. Money, my phone, gold, food, laptops everything.

To cut the long story short, these arm robbers got away with it. The police made no effort to find them, and they are on the loose right now.

Chaii, Even food ? @ broad day light.... do u mention the police? damn d police ....

never been rob o.... There is rumor that our landlord did sumfin to our house in which I grew up DAT thieves will see only bushes on the spot..... and like its working, cus when other houses are been robbed, on getting to ours its either they are disturbed by the police or the night watch.....
And in school, I always catches thieves within who steals ma things

Bunsky:
It happen in 2011 election crisis in kano,i didn't know what i'll call my own self,maybe is war or robb or warrobb.

After declaring jonathan as winner,we are at home,we did'nt know that their have started killing people in our area.
A guy just rush in and said ina still dey here ina no hear wetin dey happen,before we say jack,their are already in the next compound,about to get to our own compound.
We all locked ourself up in the bathroom,including my neigbour that has a baby of two month,thank God throughout the event the baby was just sleeping.
We leave the door open,otherwise their will burn the house.

Lo and behold their came in,more than 100 of them,their check everywere,except the bathroom,all of us were just shaking like fish,me i'm already urinating on my body.
When their coundn't found anybody,their have no option than to steal.

Their stole money.phone,laptop,tv,dvd,decorder,standing fan and ceiling fan,went to the kitchen and stole provisions,food stuff,their ate the rice and stew my mum cook,including the meat she fry for the week.Infact their stole anything stoleable that day.
The bed and sitting room chair is too big for them to carry,their used knife and cutlass to destroy it and the remaining properties.
How we survive is story for another day.
People please help me to thank God, that kept me alive to share these.

Tallesty1:
Mine was very funny walahi.
.

snakie86:


If yours was funny then mine was like a film.....

my own robbery incident was funny shaaaa..
it was on a sunday!
everybody had gone to church
 remaining only me and my kid sis ......btw i had gone to early morning mass

around ten o'clock in the morning 
we heard a sound on our door.....
my house is fenced with barbed wire...
how they got inside the compound i could not tell....
the guys were like owo mi?
which means 
who dey house i remained 
silent and hushed my lil kid coz she cud be a talkative sometimes..
..
after repeating what they said for like
 6times or so they started
 packing leftover tiles,cement,planks
 and iron rods..at this point i came out 
with a cutlass*where i get heart from i no know
*and shouted who is that!!!!omor see marathon 
even usain bolt no tear race reach those guys....
see as them the climb fence with barbed wire like say na normal wall..
...the way those guys run eh the
 cultlass wey i carry i drop am begin the laugh.
.i wouldnt call that a robbery shaaa because they 
dropped everything they carried and fled...

Tallesty1:
lmao.


Have you shared it?