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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by Nobody: 8:16am On Dec 08, 2014
dechandel:

grin grin grin
dis 1 wey u shine teeth hope we cool
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by slap1(m): 8:17am On Dec 08, 2014
I've lent her family money a number of times since then, and she came for it on each case. I don't see it as revenge, though.

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by dechandel(f): 8:20am On Dec 08, 2014
sexylogan:


My dear, Forget dat ting. Three months ago, my ex confessed to cheating on me the first time and begged me to forgive her. It was difficult but I did. Less than a month later she repeated the same and ended the relationship saying that I deserved better. I didn't insult her, I didn't say anything. For the past two weeks she has been calling, texting and begging me to please reconsider restarting the relationship claiming I was the best thing that happened to her. When push comes to shove, naija girls can beg o...
You really deserved better lipsrsealed

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by Mcbussy(m): 8:21am On Dec 08, 2014
mya1:
He asked my friend out.

The irony is that, I introduced this friend to him the day we broke up and 3 days later, he started asking her out.

Good riddance to bad rubbish. I was glad I dumped his arse when I did.

Okay,its good u dumped his arse.... Now,will u accept my arse? grin
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by DECOtech(m): 8:23am On Dec 08, 2014
b1327:
did u like him(DECOtech)

HIM?!

...Please I'm not gay.
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by goldentee(m): 8:24am On Dec 08, 2014
Oh! Congratulations. Now I understand why you did that to your supposed ex.
Yemike:
and who are you to judge me? i also regret some dude tho' i'm happy then. and mind u apart 4rm english c6 and yoruba f9 my waec is okay.
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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by Besto(m): 8:27am On Dec 08, 2014
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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by 1stola: 8:28am On Dec 08, 2014
Isaacmacdon:
Well..... I taught of many things... atrocious ones... I wanted ha to pay.... I even planned nd was hell bent on making sure she tastes d pain she put me through.... I wooed her bestfriends,her sisters,Bth d eldest n immediate younger one...... taught of many tins tho... but at d end it gave me no joy,It only increased d pain... I just decided to forgive n today we r more like besties... We still chat about many things .... It's best to be at peace with d one dat put u through pain...
Eya!
You lose

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by 1stola: 8:30am On Dec 08, 2014
striktlymi:
Me thinks its a tad bit immature to try and get back at your ex no matter how heartbroken the individual is.
This so-called maturity bullshít will leave sm ppl with regrets...
What da fúck is maturity?

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by Nobody: 8:30am On Dec 08, 2014
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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by ladyinred: 8:32am On Dec 08, 2014
A piece of advice: when on a revenge mission, be prepared to dig 2 graves.

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by Mcbussy(m): 8:32am On Dec 08, 2014
Besto:
dated her friend...chic was like she dosnt gv a damn provided she cud still rock my pole whnever she wants "our prenup agreement tho"....Went ahead to throw ha frd "the nu new" a surprised lavish lifestyle birthday party and made ex the m.c..so dat she dosnt v reason for not attending...surprise bdae gal cudnt hold ha joy and was gumming n planting kiss amidst ex y i was trying to catch the eye gaze of ex....which for sure ha eyes were focused on us "jlousy"....got the most hilarious text dat nyt from ex & she probably disbanded the prenup agreement "lol"...wetin cosine me...New new willingly gave me ha virginity dat nyt..ex z now a special adviser to new new on relationship matazz....just to get a scoop of waz on in our relationship.....

Smh...if this ur story is true, "guys are heartless!!!" in Tonto Dikeh's voice grin

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by 1stola: 8:32am On Dec 08, 2014
kelvinmuffins3:




What's bad in what I said?
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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by 1stola: 8:36am On Dec 08, 2014
mya1:
He asked my friend out.

The irony is that, I introduced this friend to him the day we broke up and 3 days later, he started asking her out.

[s] Good riddance to bad rubbish. [\s] I was glad I dumped his arse when I did.
grammarian, what is the correlation of that phrase to what you're trying to say
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by 1stola: 8:40am On Dec 08, 2014
Yemike:
after my ex broke up with me (i was in ss2 then) i had to fake tears, i begged her (i don't want her to leave without fvcking her), and i suceeded in gaining her trust then i had series of s*x with her (though i regret the first time cuz she's a virgin then) and gave her a heavy blow by dating her closest school friend. i told her on the eve of the waec exam, she almost fainted and wept bitterly. i don't know girls could not only fall in love but be burried in love easily. although i regret what i did cuz she don't pass her exam. that the biggest revenge+regret of my life. i'll always remember u nike, if on nairaland pls forgive me.
God is still watching you...
I hope you have sisters too...
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by Teespice(f): 8:43am On Dec 08, 2014
chidyhels:
How do people successfully carry out a revenge on someone that once claimed to love.


I wonder.

the time used in exerting revenge would be put to good use doing something beneficial.

wish him/her well and move on. that way there won't be any form of akwardness when by chance you meet again.
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by Isaacmacdon(m): 8:50am On Dec 08, 2014
1stola:

Eya!
You lose
really.... I don't think so.... I feel wats not meant to be isn't meant to be.... there's no point tryna cause myself more pain... I'd rather dedicate my time to my career dan thinking of revenge...

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by Besto(m): 8:50am On Dec 08, 2014
Mcbussy:


Smh...if this ur story is true, "guys are heartless!!!" in Tonto Dikeh's voice grin

natin like guys r heartless here...majority of my ex have tried to make me feel bad/hurt even after a mutual breakup....what do u tag dese gals as
imagine my ex tagging me on fbk in ha new b.f range rov...i reason am bet didnt sleep over it....if i had hbp couple wit wat i saw n then passed out...then wat wud u tag d case.

my guy revenge z just best served chilled

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by babs01(m): 8:50am On Dec 08, 2014
Prettybecca:
I haven't done anything to any of the exes cos none of them broke up with me, i did all d breaking up.
Then again, none of them have tried doing any silly thing to me cos i dont make them my enemies.

so you have many exes, i wonder how your hole will be

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by Nobody: 8:52am On Dec 08, 2014
DECOtech:


HIM?!

...Please I'm not gay.
wo call u gay
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by Nobody: 8:56am On Dec 08, 2014
slap1:
I've lent her family money a number of times since then, and she came for it on each case. I don't see it as revenge, though.
More like this
Not revenge
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by DECOtech(m): 9:00am On Dec 08, 2014
b1327:
wo call u gay

Did you not see my gender clearly indicated beside my username? Why would you go ahead to ask "do you like him" if not to call me gay?

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by luckybaddest(m): 9:14am On Dec 08, 2014
my ex hmmmmn,am not such a good guy when it comes to relationship because I always formed a lot ,she is not the one that breakup with me am the one who red carded her, cos she lied to her friends that am the one who disflowered her while am not

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by Nobody: 9:20am On Dec 08, 2014
DECOtech:


Did you not see my gender clearly indicated beside my username? Why would you go ahead to ask "do you like him" if not to call me gay?
mate don't take it personal. I was askin d lady dat quoted u(callin u liar) did she like u dats all. If u take it personal again I we assume u a gay

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by Curiouscat: 9:21am On Dec 08, 2014
Nope..you ain't getting it,the he/she was actually directing the question at dechantel not you.
DECOtech:


Did you not see my gender clearly indicated beside my username? Why would you go ahead to ask "do you like him" if not to call me gay?
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by Nobody: 9:33am On Dec 08, 2014
Revenge? What am i doing a revenge for? Ex is ex(past). I'm looking forward to the future, when its time to look back, i do that only to see how far and how good i've been.
Not revenging on someone who's no longer in your life anymore.
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by Toeyean1507(f): 9:39am On Dec 08, 2014
Isaacmacdon:
Well..... I taught of many things... atrocious ones... I wanted ha to pay.... I even planned nd was hell bent on making sure she tastes d pain she put me through.... I wooed her bestfriends,her sisters,Bth d eldest n immediate younger one...... taught of many tins tho... but at d end it gave me no joy,It only increased d pain... I just decided to forgive n today we r more like besties... We still chat about many things .... It's best to be at peace with d one dat put u through pain...
Next to "perfectness" is ao I'll rate ur thinking..................ur own'll definitely be ur own for keep.
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by AlienSPY: 9:48am On Dec 08, 2014
I wanted us to separate on a mutual ground never knew she had something up her sleeve. She pack out of my house confiscating the keys to but later called that I should come for the keys in her office. When I went there, she ask for a ride to her temporary home and I oblige. Midway into the journey, she started shouting and acting hysterical and that got me confused.

The following day I was arrested by the police and locked up for being a kidnapper, an arm robber and a killer...that was what she allege on her statement prior to my arrest. Little did I know she stage managed all that and recorded it too.( drama queen).

The next day her parent has engaged a lawyer for prosecution(we were planning weddings before breakup) on those trumps up charges until I use a higher personality to quell their evil intentions

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by herald9: 10:01am On Dec 08, 2014
Seems everybody got an EX but WHY ...Can't people just start up a relationship and drive it to the end without breaking down? sad

Seems this relationship thingy is all about trial and error .
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by Nobody: 10:09am On Dec 08, 2014
Besto:
dated her friend...chic was like she dosnt gv a damn provided she cud still rock my pole whnever she wants "our prenup agreement tho"....Went ahead to throw ha frd "the nu new" a surprised lavish lifestyle birthday party and made ex the m.c..so dat she dosnt v reason for not attending...surprise bdae gal cudnt hold ha joy and was gumming n planting kiss amidst ex y i was trying to catch the eye gaze of ex....which for sure ha eyes were focused on us "jlousy"....got the most hilarious text dat nyt from ex & she probably disbanded the prenup agreement "lol"...wetin cosine me...New new willingly gave me ha virginity dat nyt..ex z now a special adviser to new new on relationship matazz....just to get a scoop of waz on in our relationship.....
BROS I SWEAR I NO UNERSTAND WETI YOU DEY WRITE, WHY YOU DEY MURDER ENGLISH LIKE THIS NA?

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by DECOtech(m): 10:21am On Dec 08, 2014
Curiouscat:
Nope..you ain't getting it,the he/she was actually directing the question at dechantel not you.

Oh

Alright
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by ThaSlimKidd: 10:22am On Dec 08, 2014
DECOtech:

_
How about what I did to her in revenge for breaking up with me?
_
She had dumped me in my down times but less than 4months later one of my jobs paid big.
I just found myself a prettier girl, took her places, went shopping, posted all the fun pics on facebook and then, tagged my ex on the pics.
_
Believe me, she begged to come back.

Nigga!!!! This is EVIL!!!!!!! LMAO!

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