twerkjack:
By twerkjack. Much as some ppl pretend, sex is a very important part of a relationship. Matter of fact, Sometimes, it determines whether or not ur going to tie the knot with ur partner (for unmarried couples) so here are five of the most annoying things that can happen during sex. 1.weak er*ction: ladies what's ur reaction, when ur riding ur man in the heat of passion and suddenly ur guy's Dick deflates and then u'll have to persuade it to get back to work and sometimes, every attempt to resuscitate it proves futile.lolz. So annoying right? Yeah i Know the feeling. For guys hw do u react to this? 2. Cumming too fast: he just goes in and 30 seconds later he's done and out. Guys, take a look at dat lady's face, she's struggling with the urge to stab u in the eye lolz. 3.dryness of the vagina: maybe twas wet at the start, but mins later it becomes completely dry and uncomfortable for both parties. 4. Non particapatin partner: some ppl complain dat Their partners who are mostly fat/chubby/curvy hehe do not participate during sex, they just fall on the bed while Their partner does all the work. 5. Moaning another persons name: haha dis one is the most annoying of them all, ur fvcking Philip ur yelling "oh i just love u Andre". It just kills the mood even if u don't have feelings for the person ur having sex with. Add urs!

holatin:
polluting the air.
Phone ringing
Someone knocking my door.
new post alert on nairaland

chimkaire:
...someone knocking at the door

twerkjack:
By twerkjack. Much as some ppl pretend, sex is a very important part of a relationship. Matter of fact, Sometimes, it determines whether or not ur going to tie the knot with ur partner (for unmarried couples) so here are five of the most annoying things that can happen during sex. 1.weak er*ction: ladies what's ur reaction, when ur riding ur man in the heat of passion and suddenly ur guy's Dick deflates and then u'll have to persuade it to get back to work and sometimes, every attempt to resuscitate it proves futile.lolz. So annoying right? Yeah i Know the feeling. For guys hw do u react to this? 2. Cumming too fast: he just goes in and 30 seconds later he's done and out. Guys, take a look at dat lady's face, she's struggling with the urge to stab u in the eye lolz. 3.dryness of the vagina: maybe twas wet at the start, but mins later it becomes completely dry and uncomfortable for both parties. 4. Non particapatin partner: some ppl complain dat Their partners who are mostly fat/chubby/curvy hehe do not participate during sex, they just fall on the bed while Their partner does all the work. 5. Moaning another persons name: haha dis one is the most annoying of them all, ur fvcking Philip ur yelling "oh i just love u Andre". It just kills the mood even if u don't have feelings for the person ur having sex with. Add urs!

holatin:
what

holatin:
polluting the air.
Phone ringing
Someone knocking my door.
new post alert on nairaland

twerkjack:
By twerkjack. Much as some ppl pretend, sex is a very important part of a relationship. Matter of fact, Sometimes, it determines whether or not ur going to tie the knot with ur partner (for unmarried couples) so here are five of the most annoying things that can happen during sex. 1.weak er*ction: ladies what's ur reaction, when ur riding ur man in the heat of passion and suddenly ur guy's Dick deflates and then u'll have to persuade it to get back to work and sometimes, every attempt to resuscitate it proves futile.lolz. So annoying right? Yeah i Know the feeling. For guys hw do u react to this? 2. Cumming too fast: he just goes in and 30 seconds later he's done and out. Guys, take a look at dat lady's face, she's struggling with the urge to stab u in the eye lolz. 3.dryness of the vagina: maybe twas wet at the start, but mins later it becomes completely dry and uncomfortable for both parties. 4. Non particapatin partner: some ppl complain dat Their partners who are mostly fat/chubby/curvy hehe do not participate during sex, they just fall on the bed while Their partner does all the work. 5. Moaning another persons name: haha dis one is the most annoying of them all, ur fvcking Philip ur yelling "oh i just love u Andre". It just kills the mood even if u don't have feelings for the person ur having sex with. Add urs!

hizroyalflynes:

Number 2 dey anger person after boasting na 30sec. Person last
4)na iranu even for porn I hate that shit me dey delete such porn sex should be like national development we should all contribute nw
5)i do Hear such even my friend said during sex is the best tym to knw weda she loves u or not.. Ask her do u love while grinding her on a full speed like 5 thrust per 10sec

KingTom:
Guy no do oh! It happened once, the babe was just screaming "I love you Oh God I love you, I love you I love you, God I love you!" The next day she come say na God she say she love no be me. E pain me ehn.

AfricanApple:
do u get alerts without logging on?

chimkaire:
that's the funniest *imagining it*