Merry Xmas In Advance to all the Ladies in the house!

This is NOT intended to "demean" anyone, as it were...

It is just a thread just anyone can put up from daily observations.

NOW: Some ladies can be so funny. They forget too soon they're ladies and there is a way the society "expects" them to carry themselves (which is Ok) IN THE PUBLIC.

Has a girl stood before you before and almost pull her top?

(In my previous thread, Top 10 Ladies On NAIRALAND That Are "Potential" Wife Materials) >> I believe these points will add to your being more potentially ready for your MR RIGHT>>

Well, lemmie hit The Seven Nails Of Unladylike Attitude Common Among Ladies!


1. Carelessly Chewing Gum Out In Public.

This can be most annoying especially if she is walking with you and even "popping it out".. Gush!

To me, it's disgusting!
You can chew gum BUT with modesty na!



2. Sitting With Legs Wide Opened In Public.

I began to ask myself, is this a strategy? Most girls are wearing tight these days, you too wear na!

Besides that, it is totally "Uncivilized" to sit with laps showing unless you want to seduce! That's understandable!



3. Covering Her unclothedness With Wrapper In Public!

This one is a Village Adanma! She wants to buy something, she just puts wrapper over her body and just walks out like that!
C'mn! Grow Up, Lol!


4. Arguing With Taxi Drivers And Conductors Over Change!


The guy is still looking for change, give him a lil break... Some girls will be like: Condor, Give me my change na, wetin dey worry you?

Hah! If I was close to that girl in the cab and about initiating a convo, My mouth automatically Closes!


5. Urinating Along Street Corners

Leave this technique for mama them na, you can pee along the road when it's pressing but hide well...
At best, hold yourself in, till you get home or a friend's home.


6. Shaking All Guys Like Guys Do

You may not believe this but some ladies shake guys in the guy's way.
Please stop it, either by joke or by proximity.
Carry yourself with grace and dignity even in the way you stretch your hands to shake guys.
Guys talk. The guys in your street has a special name for you (good or average), if you don't know, lol!

Never be too familiar with any guy that you become too "masculine" towards him ... They are your publicity agent! That takes us to the next and last point...


7. Walking Like A Man

Some girls sha! Ask them, dem go reply you, na so dem born me!

No man wants to marry another man!
Even if you're in a hurry, walk fast but graciously (Don't be quick to say "Na Nigeria We Dey). Are you the only one in Nigeria?

You walk with some girls and they live you behind like cheetah does to lion! lol

Cat walking can be learnt!

It brings out the feminine nature in you just like letting your hair rest on your breasts (chest).

The point is:

Ladies should be ladies...

I didn't mention some others on purpose,
You can add them and more...

Just in case, who knows?

Dancing like a man. Instead of make man dey rock them bombay, na dem go dey rock urs.

dtneicna:
Just in case, who knows?

.

hehehe

dkronicle:
Dancing like a man. Instead of make man dey rock them bombay, na dem go dey rock urs.

Catch go dey fear you abi? lol

Ladies of nowadays dat pee at corners... Smh

Instead make d woman dey shame, na me wey see her go dey shame...

countsparrow:
Ladies of nowadays dat pee at corners... Smh

Instead make d woman dey shame, na me wey see her go dey shame...

lol

How do guys shake?

countsparrow:
Ladies of nowadays dat pee at corners... Smh

Instead make d woman dey shame, na me wey see her go dey shame...

guys nko

Walking like a man.....so annoying

Where is Nedu?come and see what I ws telling you

The #1 and #4 is enough to kill the interest of a girl in me.

lilmax:
Walking like a man.....so annoying

very

Sanchez01:
The #1 and #4 is enough to kill the interest of a girl in me.

itx bed tym

cuteniva:
Where is Nedu?come and see what I ws telling you

Hmmm...Hope Nedu can hear? lol

cuteniva:
itx bed tym

Lolz... Guess you could help tuck me into bed then?

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emusmith:

Merry Xmas In Advance to all the Ladies in the house!

This is NOT intended to "demean" anyone, as it were...

It is just a thread just anyone can put up from daily observations.

NOW: Some ladies can be so funny. They forget too soon they're ladies and there is a way the society "expects" them to carry themselves (which is Ok) IN THE PUBLIC.

Has a girl stood before you before and almost pull her top?

(In my previous thread, Top 10 Ladies On NAIRALAND That Are "Potential" Wife Materials) >> I believe these points will add to your being more potentially ready for your MR RIGHT>>

Well, lemmie hit The Seven Nails Of Unladylike Attitude Common Among Ladies!


1. Carelessly Chewing Gum Out In Public.

This can be most annoying especially if she is walking with you and even "popping it out".. Gush!

To me, it's disgusting!
You can chew gum BUT with modesty na!



2. Sitting With Legs Wide Opened In Public.

I began to ask myself, is this a strategy? Most girls are wearing tight these days, you too wear na!

Besides that, it is totally "Uncivilized" to sit with laps showing unless you want to seduce! That's understandable!



3. Covering Her unclothedness With Wrapper In Public!

This one is a Village Adanma! She wants to buy something, she just puts wrapper over her body and just walks out like that!
C'mn! Grow Up, Lol!


4. Arguing With Taxi Drivers And Conductors Over Change!


The guy is still looking for change, give him a lil break... Some girls will be like: Condor, Give me my change na, wetin dey worry you?

Hah! If I was close to that girl in the cab and about initiating a convo, My mouth automatically Closes!


5. Urinating Along Street Corners

Leave this technique for mama them na, you can pee along the road when it's pressing but hide well...
At best, hold yourself in, till you get home or a friend's home.


6. Shaking All Guys Like Guys Do

You may not believe this but some ladies shake guys in the guy's way.
Please stop it, either by joke or by proximity.
Carry yourself with grace and dignity even in the way you stretch your hands to shake guys.
Guys talk. The guys in your street has a special name for you (good or average), if you don't know, lol!

Never be too familiar with any guy that you become too "masculine" towards him ... They are your publicity agent! That takes us to the next and last point...


7. Walking Like A Man

Some girls sha! Ask them, dem go reply you, na so dem born me!

No man wants to marry another man!
Even if you're in a hurry, walk fast but graciously (Don't be quick to say "Na Nigeria We Dey). Are you the only one in Nigeria?

You walk with some girls and they live you behind like cheetah does to lion! lol

Cat walking can be learnt!

It brings out the feminine nature in you just like letting your hair rest on your breasts (chest).

The point is:

Ladies should be ladies...

I didn't mention some others on purpose,
You can add them and more...

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rubbish!
one man's meat is another man's poison

ireneony:
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an
rubbish!
one man's meat is another man's poison

OK. #deep breath#

emusmith:


Hmmm...Hope Nedu can hear? lol

don't worry,he's coming

cuteniva:
don't worry,he's coming

Does he put up any of these?

Sanchez01:

Lolz... Guess you could help tuck me into bed then?

yes wit my koboko

Forget what society expects and be yourself. If she wants to burst it wide open. That's her concern!

justmag:
Forget what society expects and be yourself. If she wants to burst it wide open. That's her oncern!

Nice

emusmith:


Does he put up any of these?

lolzzz...hez a guy

cuteniva:
yes wit my koboko

Lolz... I don't do 'koboko', not when sleep is involved .

dtneicna:
Just in case, who knows?

cuteniva:
lolzzz...hez a guy

So, y were you telling him? I thought it was a girl

cuteniva:
very

hold up!! Women walking like men now?? Never heard or seen that before except they are "Les-be-honest! !"

Sanchez01:

Lolz... I don't do 'koboko', not when sleep is involved .

Hmmm, does koboko mean what I call it? lolzzz

Sanchez01:

Lolz... I don't do 'koboko', not when sleep is involved .

dtx my talent actually.dnt worry,d floggings will send u to slip

emusmith:


Hmmm, does koboko mean what I call it? lolzzz

Lolz... When cuteniva mentioned 'koboko' I assumed she meant a whip and not some other 'koboko' in context. please do not go beyond the dictionary cum surface meaning.