Tymax:
Nice "lyrics" but action speaks louder. Bring the usual: yams, pammy, schnapps, etc, then we can discuss.

No shortcut (poems, songs, etc) again.

hilarious!

Ipledge:
As the cock crow,I woke up and check my well clock,it's 10:05am which against the 7am I used to wake up.Despite waking up 3hrs late,that doesn't bothered me like my iniability to finish my dream.
I had a long dream,I was a groom in my dream and this beautiful damsel Elantraceey the bride...I was already in the church,I saw her entering the church,and she had a standing ovation.To cut the long story short the pastor said for better for worse and joined us together.we were already going to reception when I woke.
Don't blame for my dream,all I was thinking before I sleep is elantraceey...I screen shot her nairaland pix and use it as my wallpaper.
Now am ready to do anything it takes to get my bride

I wish I could help you rewrite and inject some life into this effort at pouching a damsel.

Ipledge:
As the cock crow,I woke up and check my well clock,it's 10:05am which against the 7am I used to wake up.Despite waking up 3hrs late,that doesn't bothered me like my iniability to finish my dream.
I had a long dream,I was a groom in my dream and this beautiful damsel Elantraceey the bride...I was already in the church,I saw her entering the church,and she had a standing ovation.To cut the long story short the pastor said for better for worse and joined us together.we were already going to reception when I woke.
Don't blame for my dream,all I was thinking before I sleep is elantraceey...I screen shot her nairaland pix and use it as my wallpaper.
Now am ready to do anything it takes to get my bride

Ipledge:
As the cock crow,I woke up and check my well clock,it's 10:05am which against the 7am I used to wake up.Despite waking up 3hrs late,that doesn't bothered me like my iniability to finish my dream.
I had a long dream,I was a groom in my dream and this beautiful damsel Elantraceey the bride...I was already in the church,I saw her entering the church,and she had a standing ovation.To cut the long story short the pastor said for better for worse and joined us together.we were already going to reception when I woke.
Don't blame for my dream,all I was thinking before I sleep is elantraceey...I screen shot her nairaland pix and use it as my wallpaper.
Now am ready to do anything it takes to get my bride

...bro no oofeinse to yor picture profile & yor hair cut but r u Togo?.....(no oofeinse)

ireneony:
arsh0e, y dont you shut your pile up...
woman wrapper and a dum.b broke ghetto niggah too..
psycopath

Hmmm, seriously?!

MrCork:


...bro no oofeinse to yor picture profile & yor hair cut but r u Togo?.....(no oofeinse)

no,am from London,any problem?

Ipledge:
lol...see this forsaking child born out of wasted sperm...quote again u regret d day u know nairaland.com

#500 ashy

lol
u nor even say 1k sef...

Ipledge:
no,am from London,any problem?

....which London??...STOP LYIN MENNNNN....who do u think u tryn to impress?

MrCork:



....which London??...STOP LYIN MENNNNN....who do u think u tryn to impress?

am from west London

Ipledge:
am from west London

...west London enugu??....STOP LYIN MANNNNN!!!

VickyyB:
Boring & dry...

I smell jealousy!

MrCork:



...west London enugu??....STOP LYIN MANNNNN!!!

ok,if you no bliv me

LewisO:
I smell jealousy!

haha,God will bless you for me

Even if you de craze, de try control am small small



What's this nonsense

Ipledge:
As the cock crow,I woke up and check my well clock,it's 10:05am which against the 7am I used to wake up.Despite waking up 3hrs late,that doesn't bothered me like my iniability to finish my dream.
I had a long dream,I was a groom in my dream and this beautiful damsel Elantraceey the bride...I was already in the church,I saw her entering the church,and she had a standing ovation.To cut the long story short the pastor said for better for worse and joined us together.we were already going to reception when I woke.
Don't blame for my dream,all I was thinking before I sleep is elantraceey...I screen shot her nairaland pix and use it as my wallpaper.
Now am ready to do anything it takes to get my bride

Well done bro! I wish u good luck!

Who knows, it might happen and come to pass!

xtervaganza:
Even if you de craze, de try control am small small



What's this nonsense

oga,abeg wetin consign you wit d guy crase
na ur head em dey tek crase?

Ipledge:
haha,God will bless you for me

Amen!
And u too!

LewisO:
Well done bro! I wish u good luck!

Who knows, it might happen and come to pass!

thank you for the encouragement

Ipledge:
ok,if you no bliv me

....I don't belif you Sir!!!

MrCork:



....I don't belif you Sir!!!

k

Ipledge:
k

....lyin gets u no where sir!!!!

ireneony:
hmmmm only a broke niggah, that can wake up this morning and typed this....
working class guys dont have time for this gibberish

word

Tashaamania:

word

shey too won join her,you don't even know if it's morning where I am

ireneony:
hmmmm only a broke niggah, that can wake up this morning and typed this....
working class guys dont have time for this gibberish

Young lady, I really do not like the fact that you're portrayed as sharp-tongued and saucy! I'm sure u're just being misunderstood!
However, it isn't every post u ought to reply to with venom! There are some tins u can just laugh off! Even the other lady the OP seems to be crushing on isn't taking it so serious. Life is too short to be too serious! Be cheerful and laugh often! Turn on the charm and let people here see dat u aren't a bitch as people claim!

doublezero7:


Young lady, I really do not like the fact that you're portrayed as sharp-tongued and saucy! I'm sure u're just being misunderstood!
However, it isn't every post u ought to reply to with venom! There are some tins u can just laugh off! Even the other lady the OP seems to be crushing on isn't taking it so serious. Life is too short to be too serious! Be cheerful and laugh often! Turn on the charm and let people here see dat u aren't a bitch as people claim!

thanks for ur advice,I pray she listens to your advice

Ipledge:
thanks for ur advice,I pray she listens to your advice

And you too my oga, take it easy with the ladies around here! The name-calling thingie isn't fair!
And I sincerely wish your dream would come through!

doublezero7:


And you too my oga, take it easy with the ladies around here! The name-calling thingie isn't fair!
And I sincerely wish your dream would come through!

i don't call people names,If you care to check well,many people insulted me but I didn't insult back.But my first impression abt her is very bad

marry am na, who dey hold u

Joseph the dreamer!

doublezero7:


Young lady, I really do not like the fact that you're portrayed as sharp-tongued and saucy! I'm sure u're just being misunderstood!
However, it isn't every post u ought to reply to with venom! There are some tins u can just laugh off! Even the other lady the OP seems to be crushing on isn't taking it so serious. Life is too short to be too serious! Be cheerful and laugh often! Turn on the charm and let people here see dat u aren't a bitch as people claim!

you take nairaland so serious, this is a faceless forum not reality...last time I checked, is a social media were peeps choose to act are they like ....
Let me tell u, off internet am so different .....
Guy go and have your brain check, if you really take what people say here serious.
Smh....
I just de pity your life...poor guy

ireneony:
you take nairaland so serious, this is a faceless forum not reality...last time I checked, is a social media were peeps choose to act are they like ....
Let me tell u, off internet am so different .....
Guy go and have your brain check, if you really take what people say here serious.
Smh....
I just de pity your life...poor guy

ireneony.....
at least understand his point.....
he is just a kind hearted fellow who noticed something and decided to correct it....
That does not warrant the way u answered him....


Nairaland is not faceless....
what if you decide to settle down and you find out your man is a nairalander you once insulted so strongly (maybe ipledge)
lemme tell u....
with the way people know you,
they would check your profile.....
then they would see your photo....
then one day ( it might even be an interview?.....
someone sees you....


e no go nice at all.......


we must meet ourselves one day....
I myself met my church cell member on Nairaland...
since then I censored my words....

If your pastor see you for Nairaland nko?

Like he said....
laugh some things off....
Life is too short....