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Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by otokx(m): 11:15am On Jan 17, 2015 |
Interesting |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by Maamin(m): 11:19am On Jan 17, 2015 |
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Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by Isiterere(m): 12:03pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
...you can do better;YES. Hire you? NO More ink to your pen
ALL IZZ WELLNaijasinglegirl: I can do better? Hello? When did you hire me to become your online clown? 1 Like |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by Isiterere(m): 12:05pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
...GBAM
ALL IZZ WELLmacklef:
Yeah. I agree with u,unlike others i didnt laugh. i see d ladys like it, maybe they can relate better with it than we d guys.
My best is still the poultry joke, i could relate with it perfectly. I guess thats how to get best with her jokes, if u can relate personaly with it.
Nice job tho NSG |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by timawoku(m): 12:08pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
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Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by frankmoney(m): 12:10pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
I love naijasinglegirl ehn loool |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by Nobody: 12:15pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
Naijasinglegirl: I met a policeman on Monday. I had stood for over 10 minutes trying to cross the highway before an elderly policeman came to my rescue. He flagged down all incoming vehicles for me to cross safely. I thanked him and proceeded to walk away but he asked for my name & place of origin. When I told him, he came up with a fable of how his grandma's sister-in-law nephew is my uncle brother cousin. Typical Nigerian behaviour of tracing your family ancestry to theirs when they need your attention. *sigh*
Then he pointed at a bar and told me to sit out with my 'village person' briefly. I stuttered on how I needed to be home in 10 minutes and all he did was take one look at me and another at his cellotaped patched gun strut around his shoulders. Who wan die? I quietly followed him.
We sat by the window. He told me to order a drink and I timidly requested for pineapple fayrouz for fear that he might arrest me if I order a fancy champagne and ibo. For where? Then he told me some unfunny jokes and I had to let out a fake laughter for fear that he might shoot me if I don't find him funny. To sum up how miserable I was, his mode of communication was unadulterated pidgin. When he noticed I was twiddling with my straw nervously, he gave me that crafty, 'relax, the police is your friend' look.
"Baby girl as you never chop here, shebi you go follow me go house go cook soup for us?" "Sir I can't oh. I have a slight fever and I feel drowsy." I replied, flabbergasted at his request. "Drowsy drowsy...drowsy." He murmured repeatedly. "Na why you for drink stout instead of this yeye sugar water so the drowsy go just commot."
"What I mean is, I feel sleepy." I said. He walked briskly to the window and pointed towards the left. "You see that catholic church. You go go my house go sleep. E no far from here. Just waka straight, enter that compound opposite that catholic church, ask for chairman house. Na me be the area commander for this side." He looked me in the eyes and smirked. "As you don become my girl, nobody fit make trouble with you for this town." Na so! One hawker passed with a bucket of buns. "Egg roll dey pass oh!" He exclaimed. " You go chop am with your mineral?" "Thank you." I said sincerely. I couldn't laugh. Apparently, the only way I could break-up with my new romantic boyfriend was to play along. I told him to give me an hour so I could go over to my house, drop my bags and come over to his for a nap. His face lightened up. He brought out a hideous walkie talkie phone and told me to input my phone number. One of those Hollywood 'Jack Bauer, do you copy' alcatel gadgets. I took his, typed mined in his walkie talkie but replaced the last digit with 4. My apologies to the unlucky person. He produced a bunch of keys and twirled out a spare for me. "Panadol dey for table for sitting room if the fever still dey do you. Shebi you go wait till I come house? I go come meet you around that kind 6. " "6 ke? Ah Oga Police don't you have armed robbers to shoot? Don't you have roadblocks to mount?" Those where my thoughts but I didn't voice them out. I nodded in affirmation and left.
I'm still with his key. I have no intentions of ever passing his lane and I'm lucky where I live is quite a distance. Here is to hoping I don't find my photo in one of those wanted posters. If that is how local a relationship with a man in uniform is, abeg abeg abeg I no want.
e go jam u oneday |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by Nobody: 12:18pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
the op is a waka waka girl before, I think she no get job gan. |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by doublezero7(m): 12:22pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
Maamin:
Who is talking to this one? Hian Ahan my oga...we dey fight? 1 Like |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by doublezero7(m): 12:23pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
dancok: the op is a waka waka girl before, I think she no get job gan. Jobberman...u go give am job? Hian! 1 Like |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by Slimzjoe(m): 12:34pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
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Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by Nobody: 1:12pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
Maamin: So you met an unknown policeman on the road that helped you to cross over the high traffic congestion and you already followed him to the bar to drink fayrouz smh! she didn't stop there, today, she is with d officer's house key. I know one day, she will explain in d sell how she got a stranger's key in her possession |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by Nobody: 1:13pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
Maamin: So you met an unknown policeman on the road that helped you to cross over the high traffic congestion and you already followed him to the bar to drink fayrouz smh! she didn't stop there, today, she is with d officer's house key. I know one day, she will explain in d sell how she got a stranger's key in her possession. VILLAGE GIRL |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by Nobody: 1:30pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
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Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by Naijasinglegirl: 1:35pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
correctguy0900:
she didn't stop there, today, she is with d officer's house key. I know one day, she will explain in d sell how she got a stranger's key in her possession. VILLAGE GIRL Oga Police, is that you? 4 Likes |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by Nobody: 1:41pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
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Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by lonelydora: 2:10pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
Na wa |
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Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by dasrackhor(m): 2:18pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
Naijasinglegirl: I met a policeman on Monday. I had stood for over 10 minutes trying to cross the highway before an elderly policeman came to my rescue. He flagged down all incoming vehicles for me to cross safely. I thanked him and proceeded to walk away but he asked for my name & place of origin. When I told him, he came up with a fable of how his grandma's sister-in-law nephew is my uncle brother cousin. Typical Nigerian behaviour of tracing your family ancestry to theirs when they need your attention. *sigh*
Then he pointed at a bar and told me to sit out with my 'village person' briefly. I stuttered on how I needed to be home in 10 minutes and all he did was take one look at me and another at his cellotaped patched gun strut around his shoulders. Who wan die? I quietly followed him.
We sat by the window. He told me to order a drink and I timidly requested for pineapple fayrouz for fear that he might arrest me if I order a fancy champagne and ibo. For where? Then he told me some unfunny jokes and I had to let out a fake laughter for fear that he might shoot me if I don't find him funny. To sum up how miserable I was, his mode of communication was unadulterated pidgin. When he noticed I was twiddling with my straw nervously, he gave me that crafty, 'relax, the police is your friend' look.
"Baby girl as you never chop here, shebi you go follow me go house go cook soup for us?" "Sir I can't oh. I have a slight fever and I feel drowsy." I replied, flabbergasted at his request. "Drowsy drowsy...drowsy." He murmured repeatedly. "Na why you for drink stout instead of this yeye sugar water so the drowsy go just commot."
"What I mean is, I feel sleepy." I said. He walked briskly to the window and pointed towards the left. "You see that catholic church. You go go my house go sleep. E no far from here. Just waka straight, enter that compound opposite that catholic church, ask for chairman house. Na me be the area commander for this side." He looked me in the eyes and smirked. "As you don become my girl, nobody fit make trouble with you for this town." Na so! One hawker passed with a bucket of buns. "Egg roll dey pass oh!" He exclaimed. " You go chop am with your mineral?" "Thank you." I said sincerely. I couldn't laugh. Apparently, the only way I could break-up with my new romantic boyfriend was to play along. I told him to give me an hour so I could go over to my house, drop my bags and come over to his for a nap. His face lightened up. He brought out a hideous walkie talkie phone and told me to input my phone number. One of those Hollywood 'Jack Bauer, do you copy' alcatel gadgets. I took his, typed mined in his walkie talkie but replaced the last digit with 4. My apologies to the unlucky person. He produced a bunch of keys and twirled out a spare for me. "Panadol dey for table for sitting room if the fever still dey do you. Shebi you go wait till I come house? I go come meet you around that kind 6. " "6 ke? Ah Oga Police don't you have armed robbers to shoot? Don't you have roadblocks to mount?" Those where my thoughts but I didn't voice them out. I nodded in affirmation and left.
I'm still with his key. I have no intentions of ever passing his lane and I'm lucky where I live is quite a distance. Here is to hoping I don't find my photo in one of those wanted posters. If that is how local a relationship with a man in uniform is, abeg abeg abeg I no want.
The uniform man truely lost(love) u frm d bottom of his heart oooooo...Y ukon carry he key run nah?Maka Y? |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by Maamin(m): 2:18pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
correctguy0900:
she didn't stop there, today, she is with d officer's house key. I know one day, she will explain in d sell how she got a stranger's key in her possession. VILLAGE GIRL No mind her pretence. She keep the key for future package..come here dey form for god knows who. |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by DaBullIT(m): 2:18pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
Naijasinglegirl:
I'm still with his key. I have no intentions of ever passing his lane and I'm lucky where I live is quite a distance. Here is to hoping I don't find my photo in one of those wanted posters. If that is how local a relationship with a man in uniform is, abeg abeg abeg I no want.
[size=18pt]Human being na water, no where una no fit jam , and if he jam you , na one chance [/size] [size=3pt]hehehe as if the story is real[/size] |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by DopeAngel(m): 2:19pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
C |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by fujirice: 2:19pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
Naijasinglegirl: I can do better? Hello? When did you hire me to become your online clown? Lmao! Sheath your sword ma'am. Some individuals can never be pleased. |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by Brown419(m): 2:24pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
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Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by DopeAngel(m): 2:24pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
Naijasinglegirl: I met a policeman on Monday. I had stood for over 10 minutes trying to cross the highway before an elderly policeman came to my rescue. He flagged down all incoming vehicles for me to cross safely. I thanked him and proceeded to walk away but he asked for my name & place of origin. When I told him, he came up with a fable of how his grandma's sister-in-law nephew is my uncle brother cousin. Typical Nigerian behaviour of tracing your family ancestry to theirs when they need your attention. *sigh*
Then he pointed at a bar and told me to sit out with my 'village person' briefly. I stuttered on how I needed to be home in 10 minutes and all he did was take one look at me and another at his cellotaped patched gun strut around his shoulders. Who wan die? I quietly followed him.
We sat by the window. He told me to order a drink and I timidly requested for pineapple fayrouz for fear that he might arrest me if I order a fancy champagne and ibo. For where? Then he told me some unfunny jokes and I had to let out a fake laughter for fear that he might shoot me if I don't find him funny. To sum up how miserable I was, his mode of communication was unadulterated pidgin. When he noticed I was twiddling with my straw nervously, he gave me that crafty, 'relax, the police is your friend' look.
"Baby girl as you never chop here, shebi you go follow me go house go cook soup for us?" "Sir I can't oh. I have a slight fever and I feel drowsy." I replied, flabbergasted at his request. "Drowsy drowsy...drowsy." He murmured repeatedly. "Na why you for drink stout instead of this yeye sugar water so the drowsy go just commot."
"What I mean is, I feel sleepy." I said. He walked briskly to the window and pointed towards the left. "You see that catholic church. You go go my house go sleep. E no far from here. Just waka straight, enter that compound opposite that catholic church, ask for chairman house. Na me be the area commander for this side." He looked me in the eyes and smirked. "As you don become my girl, nobody fit make trouble with you for this town." Na so! One hawker passed with a bucket of buns. "Egg roll dey pass oh!" He exclaimed. " You go chop am with your mineral?" "Thank you." I said sincerely. I couldn't laugh. Apparently, the only way I could break-up with my new romantic boyfriend was to play along. I told him to give me an hour so I could go over to my house, drop my bags and come over to his for a nap. His face lightened up. He brought out a hideous walkie talkie phone and told me to input my phone number. One of those Hollywood 'Jack Bauer, do you copy' alcatel gadgets. I took his, typed mined in his walkie talkie but replaced the last digit with 4. My apologies to the unlucky person. He produced a bunch of keys and twirled out a spare for me. "Panadol dey for table for sitting room if the fever still dey do you. Shebi you go wait till I come house? I go come meet you around that kind 6. " "6 ke? Ah Oga Police don't you have armed robbers to shoot? Don't you have roadblocks to mount?" Those where my thoughts but I didn't voice them out. I nodded in affirmation and left.
I'm still with his key. I have no intentions of ever passing his lane and I'm lucky where I live is quite a distance. Here is to hoping I don't find my photo in one of those wanted posters. If that is how local a relationship with a man in uniform is, abeg abeg abeg I no want.
wow! What a great story. Please tell us some more |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by Nobody: 2:27pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
Naijasinglegirl: I can do better? Hello? When did you hire me to become your online clown? he's right tho smhw abegg nor badmouth me btwn I dun vote oo@NBA publicize it a bit.. |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by emiye(m): 2:29pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
I recommend 3-3 scoreline tribal marks for OP. If that Policeman catch you.....ehn If you need where to get that done promptly so you look like a proper Ibadan babe, PM me. |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by Emilord(m): 2:30pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
If to say u go dat house wait for him,hmmm wetin he for do u eeh...na orthopedic u for dey after an x-ray of ur pelvic vertebra...u don see wey policeman drink alomo and climb something before?na earthquake |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by Pholayemi(f): 2:30pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
Girl u dy fear ooo. Buh rili ds is funny |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by Nobody: 2:31pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
dasrackhor: The uniform man truely lost(love) u frm d bottom of his heart oooooo...Y ukon carry he key run nah?Maka Y? the right word is LUST #NoHarmIntended |
Re: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by teejah03(m): 2:35pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
I guess is a story line cause a nja girl will nevr take his time talking to a nigeria police as these....dis is just a story for d gods |