pussypounder:
I usually disturb our neighbor pressing there bell and running away, till it got faulty and i pressed it and it shocked me, i decided that not only me was going to get the electric shock so i called my short friend to press the bell, he was not able to reach it so i carried him and it shocked the both of us

This cracks me up, I sweear. Lol

One dude used to come to my house daily to beg my dad for cash , I was eating some "chin chin" then I offered him some, he took it not knowing I mixed it with those "big brown stones" used to start a fire

His teeth were dancing to the tune

2. Putting soldier ants in my bro's pants while he was asleep.

3. Mummy and daddy plays, I got caught by a neighbor , I for bleep that day

Daddy and mummy play, I always act as the baby the first time I acted daddy Chaiii I no gree act baby again, always fighting my neighbors and my bro so I can act as the daddy no be small fun

Can remember that as a kid, I hate panties to the core as a result of this, I don't waste time in pulling it down when
ever my mum tries to force it on me. Even as an adult I Still don't like guys that wears panties.

I used to sneak inside our neighbours room, put radio cassettes inside the video machine hoping to watch the cassettes

Can remember that as a kid, I hate panties to the core as a result of this, I don't waste time in pulling it down when
ever my mum tries to force it on me. Even as an adult I Still don't like guys that wears panties...

Shezhawt:
Cooked indomie with iron... Stove wasn't allowed in my school. So i kept all my options open....

THIS LADY MADE MY NIGHT

I do deflate my daddy car tyres any time he hurts me.

Ojestas:
I used to be scared of the "Jesus" wallpaper in our sitting room then.(i found it scary then) I slept off one day and woke up to find myself, alone in the room,, i screamed and called pepple's attention,,,.lol..... Then,they usually threatened me with the wallpaper whenever i misbehaved before i grew up.

. Lol u jez remind of my Kid bro, one day he called mme and said "Aunty, jesus is looking at me, from every corner, I de fear!". So funny d way he doesn't want to look at that wall paper but find himself, looking at it and wondering what kind of stare is this..I felt for him tho...

Suzyky4u:
I always peeped mum n dad when they are doing bad things...

what bad things how about we take over 4rm them so dem no go stress themselves....u know, old age n all dt

When I was in Primary 2, I had 'gastrointestinal emergency' after the morning assembly. After struggling(and failing) to hold it in, I had to let it rip in my shorts.
Long story short, I had to run from one corner of the school to the other clad in just my white little boy pants. If you had looked out of your classroom window that day, you would have seen a little lad running as fast as he could to the wash house.

Needless to say, I did not win 'Mr Primary 2' that year

Hehehe... My biggest fear was Michael Jackson from 'the thriller'. Couldn't sleep alone

I could remember after watching American movie in which a plane crashed and people jumping out of the plane with parachute. The following evening myself and other peeps took one umbrella each and went to the top of the flat with the. Umbrellas in our hands..you can also guess the rest of the story.


I woke up in a new world the following afternoon!!!

I and my sister used to do ihe-iberibe at the backyard

Suzyky4u:
I always peeped mum n dad when they are doing bad things...

As in.... Seriously?

happykidArotiba:
Peeping at our tenants wen bathing!! LOL

Am so guilty of that too..Remember one day I was peeping when a lady was bathing and I was caught by a woman..I can never forget what to me that tho

happykidArotiba:
Peeping at our tenants wen bathing!! LOL

Am so guilty of that too..Remember one day I was peeping when a lady was bathing and I was caught by a woman..I can never forget what to me that day tho

pussypounder:
I usually disturb our neighbor pressing there bell and running away, till it got faulty and i pressed it and it shocked me, i decided that not only me was going to get the electric shock so i called my short friend to press the bell, he was not able to reach it so i carried him and it shocked the both of us

MR AJEGBODO YOU DEY MAKE ME ROLL ON THE FLOOR! WATER IS JUST DRIPPING FROM MY EYES, LAUGH WAN KILL ME DIE! AM JUST IMAGINE HOW YOUR FACE WILL LOOK LIKE WHEN YOU ARE BENT ON CARRYING OUT YOUR CONSPIRACY AND AFTER YOU REAP THE CONSEQUENSE OF YOUR ACTION!

simplemach:
Nooooo, mine was different o, as a kid, at 5, i already wrote two different books of 900 pages and 750 pages respectively.

You lied terribly as a kid.

malikmoreni:


One dude used to come to my house daily to beg my dad for cash , I was eating some "chin chin" then I offered him some, he took it not knowing I mixed it with those "big brown stones" used to start a fire

His teeth were dancing to the tune

2. Putting soldier ants in my bro's pants while he was asleep.


3. Mummy and daddy plays, I got caught by a neighbor , I for bleep that day

Ah don die... Kai ghuy u no follow at all

seedorfg:
i use to beg my younger brother for food, as in, kazeem "fun mi ni rice sibi kan, ma ba e sere

saheed! Is dat u?

I play TETE and the game of stones wit my twin bro

Wowwwww time flies for real

OkeEsibe:


I PLAYED DT GAME OF STONES WIT MY SIS ND EVEN PLAYED TETE WITH GIRLS .....HOW TYM FLIES

santosjohn:
I do deflate my daddy car tyres any time he hurts me.

bruh

I once joined a neighbour of mine to destroy their 'KENWOOD' speakers because we wanted to rescue king sunny Ade who we thought was stuck in it........when kasala burst that night i denied.....the guy did not forgive me for almost 10yrs cos i was d main 'actor'.

I was scared of the back of bread.. I didn't like it touching me

Victoriousvic:
Wearing my mum's wedding gown and forming bride. As a guy o.

Okay, not the gown sha, but the veil.

How is that not Gay

* flying Kite
* playing soccer with crown cork (canter)
* we fight war using rubber band & bullet made of tiny folded paper.. Kia dat tin dey pain o.. If dem shoot here, o boi u go run go hide cry or na house straight to cry.
* e.t.c

*Modified*

* playing with switch as in off & on repeatedly... Bulb blow, wait for Popsy to land from work.. Na me go report say "bulb just burn na na".

* u won't be my friend if u don't allow me to play with ur toy car.

*Go to school with one pencil, come home with six pencils.

*Too many tins me do na uncountable.

Dnt let me talk...

Who hasnt done dis?

pussypounder:
I usually disturb our neighbor pressing there bell and running away, till it got faulty and i pressed it and it shocked me, i decided that not only me was going to get the electric shock so i called my short friend to press the bell, he was not able to reach it so i carried him and it shocked the both of us

guilty of this OP....unknown to us,they just bought a dog,we got to the door and pressed the bell,someone answered...we began running,the dog barked and came after us....Na God save us that day....

pinkycute:
I play TETE and the game of stones wit my twin bro

Wowwwww time flies for real

WOW

Of all the childhood stuff running through my mind the most painful one was the day I took an electric plug and connected to power source... Needless to say the thing shock me die.. till today I dread electric plugs even if it's well insulated. The annoying thing there was that I had no idea what I wanted to achieve... maybe connect myself to a power source