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Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by FredHandsome(m): 12:28pm On Feb 18, 2015
Echikojuliet:
He tried kissing me in his office
shocked
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Muzikluva(m): 12:28pm On Feb 18, 2015
0ne of my scripts wnt missing,they found the first part buh d theory n major part was missing(a 5 unit course)I used a whole semester 2luk for it,parading d lektura's office.0ne day afta al my lectures,I waited for like 2 or 3 hrs and only for him to tell us that he was going out that we should leave the office or he would lock us inside.We waited again and when he came back again he said he wanted to eat,I got 2my hostel that day arnd 7pm without getting what I went for.xo annoying
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Nobody: 12:29pm On Feb 18, 2015
timawoku:
It was during a test in my final year, there had been this beautiful girl I hoped we would date but later just became friends, it was fin 413(finance), this girl seem to forget her formula and she began fretting, I knew the question only too much because I practiced that particular question very well, we were given 1hr, I finished under 30mins and resorted to helping people out, naturally the girl came to mind first, I started telling her the formulas (and did not realize the main lecturer of the course had walked in and was seeing everything I was doing), he motioned the invigillator who later realized what I was doing, na so this invigilator carry am for head o, he took my paper, tore it, and said he would make sure that I never graduate that year,(he was taking us agric finance,a prerequisite) that I will fail his course (even the lecturer that owns the course was like;wat da?, you dey beef this boy before?),he walked me out, (and me no send, I no even beg am) he later chased after me, said I would face dept panel, he said as long as he was living, I would not graduate, (funny part was I did not finch, I was just staring at him like I was watching a movie, all I needed was popcorn),even the owner of the course was pleading on my behalf ( I was one of his best students). He later even cancelled that test (because there was mass failure) and did anoda which I was the highest.

Then alas

His (the invigilator) course was removed from prerequisite and was made optional, he had accident and he was changed, I still went ahead and did his course (we were only 4 students and another lecturer took the lecture) and guess what? I conquered the dude!
Obviously the girl you were helping was one of his fishes.
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Nobody: 12:29pm On Feb 18, 2015
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
ahh,is that the topic, abi u de mad ni?

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Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by tosyne2much(m): 12:29pm On Feb 18, 2015
Franchise21:
Lolz cos wiv d pics I saw wen u were contesting, I knw u ain't tall. just average
hahahaha cheesy

Last time i checked, i was 6ft 5in
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Muzikluva(m): 12:30pm On Feb 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
when i told him my name, he turned to the class and asked if that was truly my name but hey were all looking.. Only my class Governor nodded his head undecided
aww ur class governor no crius o.#some lecturers are always behaving like they never went to school#
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by tzoracle: 12:30pm On Feb 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
I did bro... he said 'epic', meaning ' story story'
not everyone uses it that way,some use it as an exclamative reply
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by mydeendadon: 12:33pm On Feb 18, 2015
geology lecturers na sadist. gbam
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Nobody: 12:35pm On Feb 18, 2015
my project supervisor called me a cultist in public, all because i refuse to maintain an informal relationship with her.
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by KDULAR: 12:37pm On Feb 18, 2015
It was in my deliberate extra year I had a field trip course carry over course, with just only one more course to write in the semester I had enough time on my hands. Due the extra responsibilities of having to compile reports of findings in the trips which each group leaders had to do, I offered to be the leader of my group , however, individual group members will have to prepare their own reports of both group and personal projects though. The course Lecturer instructed us to submit our reports only on a particular Wednesday by or before 1200pm, The same day I was to travel to Lag for very important issue.

I'd already finished my report 5 days before and had even given some of my classmates copy to use as template for theirs, on this said day I got to the dept to submit my report around 1030am am and the lecturer was not there, I waited till 1250pm, still there was no response from within her office to the knocks on the door either by me or any student that came looking for her( Office is situated in a Lab). Like I said I had to go to Lag same day and it was getting late. So I slipped the report under her door into the office with a note telling her what happened and my dire need to travel same day.

I returned to school on Thursday and went to see her on Friday and behold she told me she will never mark my report that I have to put in my A++ effort to pass the exams,( the reports carries a maximum 40 mark of the whole course and passmark in my Faculty was and is still 50) because I will need to score 50 in the exams out of 60 to pass the course ! I begged her like begging God reminding her of my extra year status, cold and hackeously ( UNIBEN slang in the early - mid 90s), she refused knowing that there's no waiver of courses or upgrading to pass level in the Faculty.

I failed the course, had to spend another extra year and really find it difficult to forgive the woman. Though she could not look me directly in the eye afterwards but its all good though.
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Franchise21(m): 12:38pm On Feb 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
hahahaha cheesy

Last time i checked, i was 6ft 5in
Go n sit down. r u as tall as Courtois of Chelsea?
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by tosyne2much(m): 12:40pm On Feb 18, 2015
Muzikluva:
aww ur class governor no crius o.#some lecturers are always behaving like they never went to school#
Useless lecturers full 9ja
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Nobody: 12:42pm On Feb 18, 2015
. .... ......mine happened during 200 2nd semester{last yr}.....i came 4minutes late to French exam and the guy asked , me to go kneel down in front of th class inside a big hall full of students,invigilators and lecturers.........i refused and he sent me out for about 10minutes..his assistant {a female} begged him before he allowed me come in..thank God he's been changed anyway
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Eberex(m): 12:44pm On Feb 18, 2015
This happened to one of my friends. He had this girl in our class who likes to disturb him when it comes to solving engineering questions. To the extent she visits us in the hostel just to solve a question.

After exam results came out. My guy got a C whereas the girl got an A. He was dumbfounded! We later got to know this girl dey yansh the lecturer all those times wey she dey form to study. girls eh?
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by APRIDE(m): 12:45pm On Feb 18, 2015
I still remember vividly a course in year 3 where my friends cheated off my work as they had always done (not blowing my trumpet) from year one. When the result was released, most of us had our scripts missing. Of course I knew i was going to make an 'A', although i would always tell my friends that i was expecting something below but i knew better. My friends as mentioned earlier checked their results and they all had 'A' except one of them who was only able to write three out of the four answer's she copied from me. So, i thought my 'A' was already in the bag. To my shitty amazement, the stupid lecturer gave me a 'D'; he randomly distributed grades to students whose scripts were missing, some were happy whilst some were not. I only recorded one 'C' all my days in the university, so I was very shocked, and to think that my friends who cheated off my work ended up with 'A' added to my frustration.

I stubbornly approached the lecturer for a redress but he asked me to check for my result on top of a palm tree. I insulted him blatantly and dared him to repeat such act again. My friends were happy my outstanding result streak was broken and i was surprised they were ingrates and that stupid.

That was in Delta State University Abraka.
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by icekream(m): 12:46pm On Feb 18, 2015
iamrealdeji:

Shola Simple of Unilorin Faculty of Engineering still fails people for not buying his handouts,he failed me twice for having incomplete handouts of his when I was in University
So u also met d guy. Some scholars told me about him...if u miss attendance 3x, automatic c.o. The Hod of his faculty was once his student and that one also carried his course! So when anybody goes to report him to the Hod, the Hod simply says "I also carried his course".

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Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by maaft(m): 12:47pm On Feb 18, 2015
Creamish:


Datz exactly wat he said...I dint bother asking him what he meant. U can go ask him tho.. Ben Ogbonna ABSU. undecided
he meant giving him money or having sex with him
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by ogwomba(m): 12:47pm On Feb 18, 2015
You need a total restitution.
standd:


As in cheesy
The dude I sat with is naturally gifted. He was into electronics design and installations back then. He doesn't come to class too but God just blessed him with knowledge.
I passed with an A smiley
I'm even ashamed to say it.
A with nothing in the medulla na crime oh! lol
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Eberex(m): 12:48pm On Feb 18, 2015
All the stories wey I dey hear for here get as e be o!!

That means everybody for Nairaland na guru abi? All of una be ''A'' student shey? Una never talk true at all at all!

Well make I still dey read, maybe olodo or blockhead person go talk.
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Nobody: 12:50pm On Feb 18, 2015
SHOPPERS:
Physics lecturers are sadists.... Agree?
Agreeded but statistics lecturers worse pass Physics own
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Nobody: 12:52pm On Feb 18, 2015
[quote author=tosyne2much post=27428698]There was this strict lecturer, he dare not set his eyes on your phone and if your phone go as far as ringing, there's no point begging, hurriedly obtain another form for automatic carry over grin

There was a day he was lecturing and I was really carried away, I didn't know when I brought out my phone and quickly replied my whatsapp msg wink Make una no bash me oooooo, let any student who has neva done this cast the first stone except those using 1900BC phones , not knowing he was looking towards my direction

He ordered me out of his class at once and i started begging him but all my pleas fell to deaf ears. I packed my books and was heading towards the door that was when called me back and asked for my full name, eeeeehway !!! My own don finish! Na there I know say I don enter serious wahala.. I was just looking like someone who just received a sack letter. After so much pressure on me, I told him my full name and he brought out his attendance sheet, striked my name and me I was done for the semester

Ever since then, he always ordered me out of his class
[/quote
Where you in 100L then because only such people give out their names to the lecturer when asked.
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Eberex(m): 12:54pm On Feb 18, 2015
Meanwhile I like to read stories from days where there was no Mobile phones. No be this indomie periods
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by winner01(m): 12:55pm On Feb 18, 2015
Ilovenigeria:
Had missing script , went to the lecturer to inquire about it, the man started toasting me, I went to my HOD to complain that one started touching my breast.i left and carried the course over.
ehyaa
Good thing unlike several gals nowadays
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by IAMBREEZY: 12:56pm On Feb 18, 2015
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by jamesbridget13(f): 12:57pm On Feb 18, 2015
canceling my project on defense day on d grounds dat d topic isnt related to my course. a topic that my supervisor approved amongst d other 2 topics i submitted. it was more than annoying. d sweet thing is i came out of it strong n better. this is me today. i cant just forget what he did to me sha
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Nobody: 12:58pm On Feb 18, 2015
Yomieluv:
When I was busying copying a fellow classmate during an exam,one wicked lecturer took me from there,and directed me to go sit at the podium all alone..

Thank God I have copied enough to give me "C" in the course.
Hahaa for that kind exam even if you are given extra 3 hours you won't rembr what to write again,expect praying that more students are caught and sent to the stage to keep you company.
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by tosyne2much(m): 1:01pm On Feb 18, 2015
[quote author=Doxie69 post=30846160][/quote] was in my first year... That man was a fool jhhhhor
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Creamish(f): 1:09pm On Feb 18, 2015
maaft:
he meant giving him money or having sex with him

See y i dint bother to find out what he meant? I ignored and carried it over..
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by ladyabadi(f): 1:14pm On Feb 18, 2015
My literature lecturer promised 10marks for buying books alone, I bought but still failed cox I had 7marks out of 100. I asked him why he just told me that was my entire score. That year he failed his bar exams and I felt fulfilled cox God answers prayers.
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Polyflexzy(m): 1:17pm On Feb 18, 2015
tycoon2:
lmao,guy d thing taya me ooo...lecturer my foot!

potential jambite abi
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Eberex(m): 1:18pm On Feb 18, 2015
ladyabadi:
My literature lecturer promised 10marks for buying books alone, I bought but still failed cox I had 7marks out of 100. I asked him why he just told me that was my entire score. That year he failed his bar exams and I felt fulfilled cox God answers prayers.

7 out of 100? chai ! diarris god o
Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by Absoj(m): 1:21pm On Feb 18, 2015
APRIDE:
I still remember vividly a course in year 3 where my friends cheated off my work as they had always done (not blowing my trumpet) from year one. When the result was released, most of us had our scripts missing. Of course I knew i was going to make an 'A', although i would always tell my friends that i was expecting something below but i knew better. My friends as mentioned earlier checked their results and they all had 'A' except one of them who was only able to write three out of the four answer's she copied from me. So, i thought my 'A' was already in the bag. To my shitty amazement, the stupid lecturer gave me a 'D'; he randomly distributed grades to students whose scripts were missing, some were happy whilst some were not. I only recorded one 'C' all my days in the university, so I was very shocked, and to think that my friends who cheated off my work ended up with 'A' added to my frustration.

I stubbornly approached the lecturer for a redress but he asked me to check for my result on top of a palm tree. I insulted him blatantly and dared him to repeat such act again. My friends were happy my outstanding result streak was broken and i was surprised they were ingrates and that stupid.

That was in Delta State University Abraka.
check for result on top of palm tree shocked LOLZZZZZZZZ. Some pple are just wicked oo! grin

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