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| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by nattty(m): 12:45pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Was very notorious back den, impregnated d female corper post to my schl, was always going to nit party in town even though I was a boarding student....life @ command was barrrrd...thank God am a changed person. |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by Thayay(m): 12:49pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
I remember d day me n my fwends got into four different types of troubles after being caught; *stealing teacher's water when we had no water *breaking skul ceilings to play table tennis, *jumping over d fenced n locked borehole in d skul, *sneaking out of d skul to fetch water.......na by evening kasala start to dey burst after we don relaxed say nothing go happen. our offences were endless back then, like; *stealing maize from skul farm *stealing notes of my classmates *stealing stew from d skul food *stealing goods from d skul buttery pretending as if we want to help them in unloading d goods *brainwashing our skul typist's little boy to be stealing his mum's fish unless we won't play with him *using #20 or #10 to collect #50 or #100 when d skul buttery is jammed with students struggling to buy something *peeping at d gals hostel (some even sneaks in to touch bobby,but we no bad to dat level lol) *lying to parents on visiting day dat we're mandated to buy a textbook in skul, but our parents are last living in Lagos *running from teacher dat wants to send u on errands, despite he/she sees u with his/her korokoro eyes lol *sleeping in the hostel during skul hours *defecating inside other's wardrobes,desks whenever u're afraid to go outside in d nite or feels like dealing with someone *carrying skul bag filled with wears n garri just to avoid going to hostel because of wicked seniors awaiting u *writing so much d day i will never forget to d d extent of forgetting what really happened in d last event lol.........omo see as dem dey c me as baddest nigga ever liveth wen i left my former skul(government college,ado-ekiti) for Government science college ayede-ekiti) cuz of too much suffernes......cuz my gentle boy attitude at ado was like there baddest boy attitude for ayede despite having small stature n innocent face. I just pray God should forgive me cuz i'm now a changed person. my conclusion is that; government burden skul back then were more like a prison or drilling centre for innocent people like us lol because government burden skuls back then were not well supervised or financed 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by yemicoal(m): 12:49pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
I purposely pissed our VP who had big _boobs, she loved pinching so whenever she did that boys used style to use head to rub her _boobs, I tried doing the same thing she caught Me and handed me over to soldiers  ,, I chop punishment no be small |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by Sunmibare6(m): 12:54pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Had S*x wth my Computer teacher,may God forgive Us......though she came for her T.P....[color=#006600][/color] |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by sunsky29(m): 12:54pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Mine is when my ss1 crush asked me to gv her 20 naira.we were in class then wt our principal.... GAL......"Sunny abeg give me 20naira ME..."For waiting na" GAL..."I wan use am add buy meat pie during break... One of my guy heard all wat we were. Sayin..n d guy come para HIM..."U dey give gal money" Unknown to us our principal was behind us listening... PRINCIPAL..."Is it ur business if he gave her money or not" Na dia we turn back see principal.. Omo I don die today o...na. Waitn enter my mind...frm dt point we port to queens english... For speaking broken english...we chop cain die..but shey d money part...d principal no talk abt am... Na as we break d rule as per pidgin tins na dia kasala burst |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by Nobody: 12:55pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
rheether:so did I. Until the day i was caught tryna light the paper, I explained in Chinese dat day ehn 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by justsaypeter001(m): 12:56pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
D bursar of my school was disturbing my girlfrd(d most beautiful lady in dat school at dat time). So I arranged for him to be flogged. 1 Like |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by Kenfil(f): 12:56pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
I went to a convent school and it was so strict. You can't even go home unless during holidays and stuff... So I learnt how to forge the house mistress signature... I just sign, show the gateman and off I go. I felt so invisible. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by eitsei(m): 12:58pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
nt me bt my classmates did diz.....they went to d Bush to gather yerepe(dnt knw d english word for it) n put it inside matches box n blew into d bodies of some female students.... lol come c d rate at whc these galz took off thr uniform n began to scrub thr bodies.... chai i c boobs dat day...lord forgv me  |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by Kenfil(f): 1:00pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Another one, I was so Stubborn that when i transferred to anoder Skul in SS1, d seniors will give u money and jerrycan to go buy water for them, I just take it, pay the money, and disappear leaving their stuffs unattended.. I will be forming that am studying till late night before coming back to d hostel to avoid queries lol. Eehh, even their plates, I leave them on the sandy floor and disappear... I miss secondary Skul mehn |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by Kenfil(f): 1:02pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
MizMyColi: We even had a song for rub n shine... Boarding Skul was horrible |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by chukwumanj(m): 1:05pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
I was a gay police  This means that I used to catch gay guys in my school and tax them, instead of reporting them to school authorities. Omo I chop money wella that period eh |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by AmakaDNB(f): 1:08pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
YNeme3E:Okay o. Let me fearfully agree na |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by killzone(m): 1:13pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
1.me nd my seat partner frustrated our English teacher until she cried 2.me nd ny seat partner we were seating at the back and we were cracking rubbish jokes till we were caught. 3distributing answers from the back during exam 4.escaping Friday service for a whole session. 1 Like |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by culcid(m): 1:19pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Chai, I will never forget this experience. One day during evening prep in my SS1, while everybody was in the school block jerking, I was in the hostel with my alobas, searching for garri and milk to soak, all of a sudden the whole school went dead silent, the noise emanating from the school block instantly vanished. Being a sharp guy I peeped through the window to know whatsup, lo n behold , our principal, teachers and prefects were coming down to search for defaulters like me. Without telling any of my friends, I just jumped window and started running towards our chapel, my friends didn't even ask why I was running and followed suite, only that they ran to the direction of our principal. Once I entered the chapel, I started telling myself that I have made it, only to hear a voice from downstairs "I saw somebody ran into the chapel" choi, I won't surrender now, with my head working at 1000% accuracy I dashed to the alter, hoping to hide under the holy communion table covered with curtain, without knowing that out principals dog was already there before me defecating, as I put my head to hide under the table the dog barked and almost bite me, God!!!! I was dead and alive, my whole body covered with goose pimples, I started shouting holy ghost fire, my father! Jesus! and started running back, by then our principal and others had entered the chapel, all of them started running back without even asking what was pursuing me, that was how every body scattered that day. Can't stop laughing when I reminisce on what transpired that day. 17 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by Nobody: 1:20pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
MizMyColi:hey miz, did you finish from BGS. You sound like one |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by kakakent: 1:20pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
I did a lot of crazy things in sch esp ss2 nd 3 it was a fedral government college so na boarding house the first thing I did that was really crazy was that their was this girl I was eyeing since js1 days mehn but no liver na I'm I come mumu go write love letter slid inside her locker the nxt day this babe give me the insult of my life for sch 'the girl finish me I swear she even insult me sotee I shameface ' na I'm I lock up oh till after 2weeks after night preep I bone prayers oh sneak inside class use my master key open her locker adjust her books then I come poo one better poo nd piss inside her locker lock am for am the nxt day every guy in my class was lashed 12 strokes each with manual labour as the babe be prefect 2 the second crazy thing I did was well we had this busty woman men de woman booobs na biggest wey I don see so I was yabbing and throwing tantrums @ my friend igba(funny guy) nd I said 'ara igbo teacher dagbukwa gi ebea' translation is ' may the igbo teachers boobs fall on top of you like a tornado' not knowing d lady in question was @ my back na so I take go 2 weeks suspension nd malee show me pepper secondary sch was sweet oh my nickname den was rutooo but on d football pitch it z kaka .missing those funny days sha 2 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by imsuboi(m): 1:23pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
thaoriginator: school 2?  Rumuomasi?  |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by totoakins(m): 1:24pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
vicechopsticksz:so what was she doing in the toilet? |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by Nobody: 1:25pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
AmakaDNB:haha, u shld. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by nwadiuko1(m): 1:30pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
I been bleep one gal for class 7 den when I was in. SS2........ |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by ixora3(f): 1:35pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
One time a teacher was invigilating us and he bent down to see what one student was writting so his bum bum was facing me,so I used my pen and started putting it under his bum bum didn't even knw d was anoder teacher @my back,dt teacher gave me d knock of my life.d whole class started laughing.d teacher asked wat was wrong and oda teacher dt gave me a knock said nothing.I thank God say she no expose me.I for diÉ 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by thaoriginator: 1:37pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
imsuboi:No, aka Temple, Osbone Ikoyi |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by MizMyColi(f): 1:39pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by dancocity(m): 1:43pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
i called ma English teacher a coward and that was in ma ss2. that very day i ended up in the staff room. |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by Spaxon(f): 1:46pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
sameer1212:d man flog me eh..... |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by Spaxon(f): 1:46pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Rapmoney:  |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by uzolexis(f): 1:51pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
MizMyColi: BGS days |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by Nobody: 1:53pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
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| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by Nobody: 1:53pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
I was suspended in sch along syd d entire SS3 for beating SS2..They asked us to come with a letter from our parent as undertaking.. Mehn, i go cyber cafe go type d tin o.. Thank God i pick N50 dat day.. God always dey my side o |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by horlarjay(m): 1:54pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
I can't forget how I do steal others notebook during exams cos I hate writing note then....I don change ooo |
| Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by Spaxon(f): 1:54pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
kakakent:lmao.... dat Igbo woman sef... we had one too... she used to rest her arms on her b.oob..s |
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