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Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 9:48pm On Mar 25, 2015
I am 36+, single, loving it and will love to be single for life, forever. Infact, I have decided to be single forever. Today, I just looked back and I feel so happy, taking this decision 10 years ago during my NYSC.

My life is so clutter free and stress less when compared with those of my married peers. I said this is definitely one of the best decisions I have made in my life. Because my life is so peaceful and predicted. I work only on my business and starting post graduate studies.

I feel I need to celebrate my 10 years taking this decision to stay unmarried and single(MIND YOU I DON'T DO BOYFRIEND - GIRLFRIEND RUBBISH. I BELIEVE ITS A SIN).

In celebrating, I think it good to encourage more young men to embrace this way. Just like Bible says; "He that is able to receive it(singleness), let him receive it"(Matthew 19:12). You can read from verse 10 for better understanding.



140 Reasons Why You Should Consider never marrying.

There are lots of good reasons to stay single. At first you may think that staying single isn't a good thing, but there are few things you should consider, well 140 things to be exact. This is a comprehensive list about not being in a relationship or marriage and the perks that come with it. I bet a lot of these things don't even cross your mind, and perhaps after you read this you'll give the single life a second thought.

1. You can do what you want, when you want.
2. You don't have to dress up for anyone.
3. You don't have to cook for anyone but yourself.
4. No nagging. Ever.
5. You don't have to pay for your girlfriend/wife or children.
6. You can snore when you feel like snoring.
7. You don't have to meet her parents, especially if they dislike you.
8. You don't have to share scare resources.
9. No wife to invade your privacy (email, facebook, cell numbers, whatsapp etc).
10. Don't have to worry about marriage and it's costs.
11. Don't have to hear "But, honey.. we never have our alone time!"
12. You don't have to share the television.
13. You can play video games all day in your free time without feeling guilty.
14. You decide when to go to bed.
15. You don't have to make dinner for anyone.
16. You can scratch yourself, stretch, yawn and fart, and all that other rude stuff when you want.
17. Your food/foods stuff lasts much longer, only cooking for one.
18. You can sleep till noon on weekends without feeling bad.
19. Less pressure about your weight.
20. You are the king of the toilet seat, it can remain up or down, as you like.
21. Don't have to worry about "accidently" having a child.
22. You can vacuum when you feel like it.
23. You don't have to worry about being "dumped".
24. There is no jealousy, people won't know how poor/rich you are, if you don't want them to know.
25. You can "geek out" without being nagged.
26. Everything in your home is yours, and stays where you keep it.
27. You don't have to explain where you were last night.
28. You decide when to do the dishes.
29. A lot more time to spend with friends or at church.
30. Less pet peeves to deal with.
31. Don't have to worry about her hanging out with guy friends (and vice versa).
32. You are not morally obligated to do things against your will.
33. No one else is going to eat your leftover chicken and pepper soup.
34. You can concentrate more on your own life and targets.
35. You can answer the phone when you feel like answering the phone!
36. You can sit there all day in your underwear or even naked and not feel obligated to dress.
37. Going out to eat and then to a movie is cheaper for just one.
38. You won't have that "I want kids" discussion. Nonsense!!!
39. When your car gets old and has a lot of miles on it, you can trade it in for a new one without anyone complaining or feeling bad.
40. You can eat whatever you want, when you want, without a compromise.
41. You don't have to hang with her annoying, disrespectful, lazy, saucy, attitudinal friends.
42. You can walk around naked without fear of her bringing friends home.
43. No sharing of the fan, it's all yours.
44. Only have to deal with your own insecurities, and not hers too.
45. You can stare at the gals all you want without the "uh oh, busted" feeling.
46. You don't have to come up with excuses for things.
47. You don't have to worry about your checking account vanishing mysteriously. Well, not as much.
48. You don't have to suffer a pink puffy bathroom.
49. Speaking of bathrooms, you don't have to worry about "the smell" after you go.
50. You only have to deal with your own fetishes, and not some abnormal fetishes that are totally alien and nauseating to you.
51. No one is telling you that you need to work out and lose weight.
52. You don't have to buy gifts for the holidays for the 'extended family'.
53. You don't have to tell white lies. "Yes dear, that dress is pretty", when you know its whack.
54. If you live alone, you can pee(even on your bed and no one will know) with the door open without grief.
55. You don't have to suffer her going through your belongings.
56. You don't have to worry about your cell phone bill being huge because she borrowed it for a whole week or sending any one recharge card.
57. No one will steal your covers at night.
58. Paying for vacations for one is cheaper.
59. You don't have to suffer the aftermath of a breakup.
60. You don't have to hide your habits.
61. You don't have to shave.
62. You get the entire couch to yourself.
63. No one sees what you look like when you wake up in the morning.
64. No waking from the other person's snoring, farting or even bed wetting!
65. No one to accidentally see your dirty or torn underwear.
66. You get the entire boxed "meal for two" for just yourself!
67. No one telling you to get your clothes out of the washer or dryer.
68. When you cook you don't have to worry about how bad it is.
69. You don't have to share your soap.
70. No one telling you what you can or cannot buy when shopping.
71. No one is telling you to go to the gym because their embarrassed by how you look.
72. No one complaining about what you are listening to in your car.
73. You won't have someone throwing out your stuff because they think you don't need them any more.
74. All of the space in the closet is all yours.
75. All those dirty messes you made, you can leave them that way for as long as you want!
76. You can drink milk straight out of the container without anyone telling you to use a glass.
77. You won't have any other opinions to contend with.
78. You won't have to bother about birth control, pills, condoms or even whether your kids are yours and all those rubbish.
79. When you get home from work, you can do whatever you want without someone telling you to get something done around the house.
80. You won't have someone else telling you what is right and what is wrong.
81. You won't have someone taping over your favorite movies.
82. You don't have to laugh at jokes that are not funny.
83. Someone isn't telling you to cut the lawn.
84. Someone isn't telling you to not hang out with certain friends.
85. You don't have to appear to eat healthy around her.
86. You won't have your in-laws telling you about their religious beliefs, which are not your own.
87. You don't have to spend thousands on a engagement ring.
88. You won't have to tell them you love the ring they got you, even though you think it's rubbish.
89. Speaking of weddings, it's cheaper not having one. Imagine spending over N300,000 just for a wedding.
90. You won't have someone vacuuming during your nap.
91. You are the supreme master of the refrigerator.
92. You won't have doubts if the person you are with is really in love with you or not.
93. The only debt you have to worry about is yours.
94. You won't have to worry about marriage counseling.
95. You don't have to give anyone reasons for buying the 100" big screen 3D LED TV.
96. You won't have someone nagging you to get a better job or why you resigned.
97. You don't have to worry about compliments and if they're good enough.
98. There is less noise if you live alone.
99. You can run around in a make-shift toga and do a little dance while singing opera without someone giving you a strange expression.
100. You clean the bathroom when you feel like cleaning the bathroom.
101. You don't have to worry about coming up with vacations and if they are good enough for your significant other.
102. You don't have to buy gifts for her or her brood!
103. Your car is yours, no sharing.
104. You will always get the best seat in the house to watch your favorite shows and movies.
105. You are never late for anything. Ever.
106. You decide if you want pets or not.
107. You only have to worry about retirement for one.
108. If you want Tom and Jerry bed sheets, you can have them!
109. You don't have to listen to someone else meaningless preferred music, like Nigerian hip hop music(very meaningless).
110. The only sick person that you have to worry about, is you.
111. You won't bother about paying school fees(high rising school fees), except your own.
112. A cruise to Obudu Cattle Ranch is cheaper by yourself.
113. You don't have to clean up after anyone but yourself.
114. When you shop for food at a store, your have the authority on whats good for you or not.
115. You never have to hear the line, "Let's just be friends".
116. You control the thermostat and remote, in your house, if you are too cold crank that sucker up.
117. You can play video games all night without someone telling you to be more productive with your time or come to bed.
118. You can talk on the phone for hours with girls without hearing the "who's that, who's that??" line.
119. There is no compromising on how to decorate your house, it's totally up to you.
120. You don't have to explain why an entire pan of brownies have been eaten in a single night.
121. Speaking of desserts, you only have the ones in which you like. No fruitcake for you.
122. You decide when to do the pile of dishes in the sink.
123. You don't have to worry about bailing your wife out of custody at 3am in the morning on a work night.
124. You don't have to explain why you have a brand new expensive sports car in the driveway.
125. You can veg all day in front of the television watching your favorite TV football club without complaint.
126. No one complaining why girls are leaving comments on your Facebook, twitter, etc.
127. The only "voice of reason" is your own to deal with.
128. You don't have to say "I'm wrong, you're right" even though you know that you're right but you're just saying that you're wrong to stop argueing.
129. Pray as like, shout it as you like, as long as you like, without bothering how she feels..
130. There won't be any "meet the parents" problems.
131. You only have to support yourself.
132. You don't have to wonder what they mean when they say "No, I don't need flowers", yet when you don't get flowers for them they get mad.
133. All the money from the tax return is yours to spend on whatever, without being hassled.
134. You won't have to deal with the "I love you" question, and whether or not if they really mean it.
135. No one will throw your stuff out on the lawn.
136. There will be no one asking you "What time will you be home?" and giving you a guilty feeling about even going out.
137. No one is wondering why your are reading this list in the place, at all. Single or Not?
138. Bible even recommends it.(Matthew 19: 10 - 12, 1 Corinthians 7: 8, 26, 29, 32, 37, 38)
139. You can't worry how to explain to her people or police how she died, whether you used her for money rituals or those rubbish that in-laws usually throw up.
140. You won't bother whether she is lousy in bed, frigid, barren or even infected with STDs.

Let's keep it here for now.

In a nutshell, in fact you're as free as the air.

Is the single life better than being married? Single is better.

Waooo! Singlehood is strength! Singlehood is sweet! Singlehood is sumptuous!

Have a taste!!!

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Dyt(f): 9:52pm On Mar 25, 2015
Wait
Do u actually expect ppl to read that?

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by darisgod(m): 9:54pm On Mar 25, 2015
SteewPeed Eniyan undecided

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 9:57pm On Mar 25, 2015
I SAID GUYS ONLY!! FOR GOODNESS SAKE DON'T YOU PEOPLE READ

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 9:59pm On Mar 25, 2015
LOL.....dream on...being single means, one remain childless and when he/she dies, nobody will bother him/herself to give him/her a proper burial.

tongue

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by KanwuliaJara: 10:00pm On Mar 25, 2015
Errrrrrrrrrm. . . .
Still married and can STILL do ALL and MORE! kiss

What a man can do, THIS WOMAN can do BESTEST! cool

It is called OPEN MARRIAGE! Try it!!!! wink

I pay my own bills! No need for "joint accounts"!
Welcome to a REAAAAAL woman's WORLD! kiss

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 10:05pm On Mar 25, 2015
Lizabeth25:
LOL.....dream on...being single means, one remain childless and when he/she dies, nobody will bother him/herself to give him/her a proper burial.

tongue

When you're dead, you're dead burial or no burial, you don't know any more.

Someone who's in hell will even be crying "go and tell those people to stop that rubbish burial and repent"


LOLS!! cheesy grin

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 10:06pm On Mar 25, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
Errrrrrrrrrm. . . .
Still married and can STILL do ALL and MORE! kiss

What a man can do, THIS WOMAN can do BESTEST! cool

It is called OPEN MARRIAGE! Try it!!!! wink

I pay my own bills! No need for "joint accounts"!
Welcome to a REAAAAAL woman's WORLD! kiss


Am not interested!!! Gbam.

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Enegod(m): 10:06pm On Mar 25, 2015
Not trying to read all that. But from simple scanning, I know it's bullshit. Just another NL'er pulling things out his ass... undecided

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 10:06pm On Mar 25, 2015
Bros I almost thought u were a blogger for god sake how do u expect people to read this
Ar we studying for waec?

Meanwhile I advice u to do something better with ur life
Cuz it is obvious that u ar not only single but u ar also jobless

An idle man ......
U fit complete am for ous

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by KanwuliaJara: 10:07pm On Mar 25, 2015
ColinAdua:



Am not interested!!! Gbam.

Me neither! cool
Na who ask you? kiss

*SEE DISU NL 'OL KAGO BAT-CHA-LOR WITH PPS. . . . PRE-PROSTRATE-SYNDROME"! ABEGGGGGGGI, COMOT FOR ROAD JOR!!!!!kiss

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by boolet: 10:08pm On Mar 25, 2015
Bro op, r u sure u don't go to inhale pit latrines to get high? grin

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 10:08pm On Mar 25, 2015
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue


ColinAdua:


When you're dead, you're dead burial or no burial, you don't know any more.

Someone who's in hell will even be crying "go and tell those people to stop that rubbish burial and repent"

LOLS!!
Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 10:13pm On Mar 25, 2015
You are part of those who read the bible upside down. Even God saw that it was not good 4 a man to stay alone, that was why he made Eve.

Then you going as far as saying being single means u can do n dat, my friend, I bet u with all that I have, by the time boredom go come, u go dey find who u go pay to marry u.

Just think about it.!
Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by DesChyko: 10:14pm On Mar 25, 2015
Great reasons..
I mean, almost 150 reasons?? You have to be right about your opinion. Not everybody is enticed by the same rhythm of life.

But it takes just one reason to open one's eyes to the fact that every stage of life has its promises of a fresh start; a new beginning; a chance to perfect every wrong thing.

A reason like my boy, Chidiebube. He's just six weeks old, but everytime he looks at me, I know I can do it all. Physically, emotionally and mentally. Absolutely everything necessary.

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 10:17pm On Mar 25, 2015
I like people broken from the chains of indoctrination.. Think for yoursel and make choices. Brb

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 10:23pm On Mar 25, 2015
oloyolo:
Bros I almost thought u were a blogger for god sake how do u expect people to read this
Ar we studying for waec?

Meanwhile I advice u to do something better with ur life
Cuz it is obvious that u ar not only single but u ar also jobless

An idle man ......
U fit complete am for ous

Check my name or monicker well on nairaland here to see if am jobless.

Infact, am an importer!

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 10:24pm On Mar 25, 2015
Flautist:
I like people broken from the chains of indoctrination.. Think for yoursel and make choices. Brb

Thank you!

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 10:27pm On Mar 25, 2015
DesChyko:
Great reasons..


God bless you.

One thing I hate so much in life is to conform to unnecessary stereotypes that I don't feel comfortable with, just because society expects me to. Naa!!

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 10:29pm On Mar 25, 2015
Lizabeth25:
You are part of those who read the bible upside down. Even God saw that it was not good 4 a man to stay alone, that was why he made Eve.

Then you going as far as saying being single means u can do n dat, my friend, I bet u with all that I have, by the time boredom go come, u go dey find who u go pay to marry u.

Just think about it.!

I thrive on boredom which I call solitude. A lot of my business ideas were drawn during those periods.

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 10:30pm On Mar 25, 2015
After reading your "reasons", I can see why God said it's not good for man to be alone... are you truly happy living such a sad life? It seems to me that this write-up an attempt to make yourself feel better lipsrsealed

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 10:31pm On Mar 25, 2015
boolet:
Bro op, r u sure u don't go to inhale pit latrines to get high? grin


Is that what you've been inhaling?

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 10:33pm On Mar 25, 2015
lolaredvelvet:
After reading your "reasons", I can see why God said it's not good for man to be alone... are you truly happy living such a sad life? It seems to me that this write-up an attempt to make yourself feel better lipsrsealed

Please no offence but did you actually read the write up? Didn't you see the word celebrating?

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 10:38pm On Mar 25, 2015
DesChyko:
Great reasons..
I mean, almost 150 reasons?? You have to be right about your opinion. Not everybody is enticed by the same rhythm of life.

But it takes just one reason to open one's eyes to the fact that every stage of life has its promises of a fresh start; a new beginning; a chance to perfect every wrong thing.

A reason like my boy, Chidiebube. He's just six weeks old, but everytime he looks at me, I know I can do it all. Physically, emotionally and mentally. Absolutely everything necessary.

I want my Rolls Royce Phantom to look at me. By God's grace if my business continue prospering. That's what I plan to reward myself with if I can reach my next milestone of 40years and still unmarried.

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by DesChyko: 10:41pm On Mar 25, 2015
ColinAdua:


I want my Rolls Royce Phantom to look at me. By God's grace if my business continue prospering. That's what I plan to reward myself with if I can reach my next milestone of 40years and still unmarried.

Then, may God bless our heart's desires that are not evil.

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 10:47pm On Mar 25, 2015
DesChyko:


Then, may God bless our heart's desires that are not evil.

Amen! Amen!! Amen!!! Amen o o o o o o!
God bless you a million fold you made my day today.

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 4:10am On Mar 26, 2015
You thrive on boredom? Don't you feel lonesome once a while, won't you want to know how it feels to be loved? You don't want to experience that feelings of really being the priority of a lady? I wish I can say more buh I just know how to convince you.


No matter how much you've been hurt that made you decided that being alone is the best. It's just a waste of time. Time will come when your friends will avoiding you self! I hope you are strong 4 dis decision.

undecided


ColinAdua:


I thrive on boredom which I call solitude. A lot of my business ideas were drawn during those periods.

Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by ichidodo: 4:48am On Mar 26, 2015
The only great reason about bachelorhood is watching Ophrah Winfrey Show and Top Gear in the nude without any disturbance.......don't judge me.

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by boolet: 5:14am On Mar 26, 2015
ColinAdua:



Is that what you've been inhaling?
It is clearly evident that loneliness wants to murder ur tracks grin
Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by Nobody: 5:21am On Mar 26, 2015
Lizabeth25:
You thrive on boredom? Don't you feel lonesome once a while, won't you want to know how it feels to be loved? You don't want to experience that feelings of really being the priority of a lady? I wish I can say more buh I just know how to convince you.


No matter how much you've been hurt that made you decided that being alone is the best. It's just a waste of time. Time will come when your friends will avoiding you self! I hope you are strong 4 dis decision.

undecided



Yes! I do feel lonesome once in a while, but my internet is coming to my rescue so well. And I have someone I go and talk to during those periods or I go to a public library here and read newspapers. Sometimes I start drawing, like today, I will do some drawings.

Please I wasn't hurt by anyone before I took this decision. I took this decision because I got so tired of women, who in the real sense, can't offer much, always being too full of themselves. Moreover, as an introvert, I hate disturbances, distractions, noise and unnecessary unplanned burden or expenses.

Don't try to convince me. My family even extended ones couldn't. My pastors couldn't.. My boss(the man helping me in business) is trying now but he can't succeed.

Its more rewarding to be single, unique and different. I will love money to love me not a woman.

God bless you for this polite post.

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by krystal101(f): 6:38am On Mar 26, 2015
Ritualist! Stop reading the Bible upside down
...Adete oshi
Re: Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying Unmarried (FOR GUYS ONLY)! by deeptesting(m): 6:45am On Mar 26, 2015
Lizabeth25:
LOL.....dream on...being single means, one remain childless and when he/she dies, nobody will bother him/herself to give him/her a proper burial.

tongue

lol! Where did you get that from? People plan for their burial put out cash for it in the bank and even pay for grave space in advance.

If you want to enjoy singleness then you must dedicate your life and time towards a humanitarian course other wise life will certainly become boring.

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