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Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Fabdedon(m): 9:32pm On Apr 09, 2015

alberto2k:
oh okay..you must be Topazi batuka almakaya

which language is this kwanu

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:34pm On Apr 09, 2015

Lala247:

I just dont like u any more

Its not u its me

I need a break

I cant do this anymore

Im done, see ya

Lol dont think those are funny tho

They don't sound funny until u reflect on them after getting over the person.
Especially if the person comes back begging cheesy

Can remember using 'it's not u,it's me' angry

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:35pm On Apr 09, 2015

stephenqueen:
You call me honey so you mean my mother is a bee, it is over between us
Cc:
alberto2k
orijin101
jacksparrow1207

Lolz.. haba na

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:36pm On Apr 09, 2015

alberto2k:
oh okay..you must be Topazi batuka almakaya

Hian!! Abeg o. Dah name even long pass me

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:37pm On Apr 09, 2015

Fabdedon:
which language is this kwanu

Help me ask please

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:38pm On Apr 09, 2015

Confirmer:

If you promise to live a life of celibacy after my demise.

I'd think abt it....
After u die grin

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Nobody: 9:41pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:

Wow, that was swift..

D only brk up i had(fostered by d guy) was d one i updated earlier .. another ,i was the one who did, told him different lies sha..

Ur such a lying little girl angry

So you're also a coward

Tell me you now tell guys the real reasons straight to their faces.

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by pinkycute(f): 9:46pm On Apr 09, 2015

Let's have a break undecided

And I was like.... Awwwwww angry

Just that

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:47pm On Apr 09, 2015

GhostProtocol:

Ur such a lying little girl

So you're also a coward

Tell me you now tell guys the real reasons straight to their faces.

Nah.. i ddnt say so. I said i told him lil lies. Dahs d one i broke uo with..
Den d oda broke up with me with d serving God lie..
Lol.. haven't had any other brk up.

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 9:47pm On Apr 09, 2015

Fabdedon:
which language is this kwanu

The language name na language grin

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:48pm On Apr 09, 2015

pinkycute:
Let's have a break

Am I was like.... Awwwwww Just that

Hehehe.. dd he come back begging??

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Fabdedon(m): 9:49pm On Apr 09, 2015

alberto2k:

The language name na language

lol..weray watin do your whatsapp?

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by iPrevail(m): 9:50pm On Apr 09, 2015

"I had a terrible nightmare.. You were chasing me with cutlass... Why would you do that? ...it's over!"

undecided

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Confirmer(m): 9:51pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:

I'd think abt it....
After u die

We are gonna go to Okija to swear to that effect. tongue

. Our love is inseparable.

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Fabdedon(m): 9:52pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:

Hehehe.. dd he come back begging??

i told her ...we would go for a shortbreak .. And she asked me..
Is that your final answer?
What should i reply her ?

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 9:52pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:

Hian!! Abeg o. Dah name even long pass me

lol sweet name for a beautiful bae like you grin

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:54pm On Apr 09, 2015

Fabdedon:

i told her ...we would go for a shortbreak .. And she asked me..
Is that your final answer?
What should i reply her ?

Are u frank edoho??

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 9:54pm On Apr 09, 2015

Fabdedon:
lol..weray watin do your whatsapp?

Nothing, some wehreys wan kill my ba3 with group msgs Iswear... I go soon open am, no fear.. grin

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:55pm On Apr 09, 2015

iPrevail:
"I had a terrible nightmare.. You were chasing me with cutlass... Why would you do that? ...it's over!"

.lolzz. witchery things

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Fabdedon(m): 9:56pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:

Are u frank edoho??

noo really dont know what pushed me

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:56pm On Apr 09, 2015

alberto2k:

lol sweet name for a beautiful bae like you

Thank u but no Thanks.. id manage topaz wink

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 9:57pm On Apr 09, 2015

Fabdedon:
noo really dont know what pushed me

U are wicked angry

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Fabdedon(m): 9:58pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:

U are wicked

baby how kwanu?

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by stephenqueen: 9:58pm On Apr 09, 2015

alberto2k:

Nothing, some wehreys wan kill my ba3 with group msgs Iswear... I go soon open am, no fear..

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 10:01pm On Apr 09, 2015

Confirmer:

We are gonna go to Okija to swear to that effect. . Our love is inseparable.

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 10:03pm On Apr 09, 2015

Fabdedon:
baby how kwanu?

How wud u brk up with someone like that. Chai.. oya come and date me so I'd brk up with u bk tongue

nd u will see how painful it is

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Fabdedon(m): 10:03pm On Apr 09, 2015

alberto2k:

Nothing, some wehreys wan kill my ba3 with group msgs Iswear... I go soon open am, no fear..

alright no pee you sure say no be people you de owe de find you?

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by iPrevail(m): 10:05pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:

.lolzz. witchery things

Lol.. High-level witchery. Angry baes be chasing boo with cutlass grin

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 10:05pm On Apr 09, 2015

stephenqueen:

Woju o! See as e bend neck like say u see bola onidi nla grin

Check my profile, take that number buzz me for whatsapp grin

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 10:07pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:

Thank u but no Thanks.. id manage topaz

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Fabdedon(m): 10:08pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:

How wud u brk up with someone like that. Chai.. oya come and date me so I'd brk up with u bk nd u will see how painful it is

is for people like u gurls dat use ceramics heart nah.. Always complaining of broken heart
I decided to change mine to plastic.. nothing de happen...

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 10:09pm On Apr 09, 2015

Fabdedon:
alright no pee you sure say no be people you de owe de find you?

**in ishilust's voice* you know say money nah be problem! cool

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