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BLAME THE FOREIGNERS!! THEY ARE THE REASON YOU HAVENT GOT A JOB.

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Lol, the problem is from his mother's side.

Dont gif up..keep working harder like muhammadu buhari did

Remain Patient, Resilient and Courageous, don't spend too much time worrying about your disappointments, keep knocking on the door...

Check if you are employable

u no tell us course of study,institution u graduated from and ur age.

Stop searching and take your time to create a job

discover yourself bro.
perhaps your not created to be an employee
why dont you think outside the box

Closetoheart:


See the part in bold. I am a recruiter, I know a fake CV when I see one.

I still do not understand why people design their CVs to suit the positions they are applying for.

Why can't you have one and original CV that shows you for who you are.

Another one is that you should have taken up an internship or voluntary job that would help in building your experience.

Send your CV to recruitersnest@gmail.com. Remember to include your username in the mail

Hello bro, am an elect/elect grad and I went for professional course in telecom and networking last year in india, I have 3 certifications, I came back last month. Am willing to do internship or voluntary job as experience is all I need now. Ibrahimowolabi11@gmail.com is my mail.
Thanks

LET ME TELL U GUYS MY SHORT STORY:
After my youth service and no job for three months, i decided to take a bold step.
One sunny day, i walked into this plastic producing company which i had earlier seen d advert on paper and went directly to d owner, showed him my C.V which was outstanding by d way, told him to let me work for him for FREE for two months (no be sey i desperate o, but i just wanna keep my soul active) which he accepted instantly.
I hadn't worked up to a week when he made me d branch manager to his new site.
That's why i never had d jobless time to complete my stories on d Literature section. It was joblessness dat made me realised i had gat talent for composing horrific stories.

@OP, d family curse wey dey follow u get strong-head like Buhari.

naijamark:


Here's a Nigerian, suitably qualified and willing to work yet the job is not just there. Some of us are not unemployed but underemployed yet the outgoing administration claim they create millions of jobs every month.
Tuesday and Thursday Guardian is no more for job advert it was known for but now "felicitations" to the robbers of our economy.
There's this thing being a serial applicant does to your psych, one begins to deteriorate becoming less and less competitive by the day that you'll be ready to take just any job on offer. This is the worst way citizen of a country can be treated.
For Nigerians abroad, don't even think of coming home. Fvck patriotism, I wish I had known better not to have too much faith in Nigeria.

If there are no jobs or openings, how was the OP able to apply to One thousand jobs?
There is no way on earth the OP could have been qualified for all those openings. 1000. Na how many degrees you hold? Applying to every single opening and expecting results will get you nowhere.

imag5:
I BELIEVE WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE that is what you mention above...keep believing in Him,He never fails and He never lie.

what did you study let start from there and let me see how i may help...something is missing 2.1 is overrated stop telling people u made 2.1......GOD BLESS U




IMAG5

please speak for yourself...2.1 is not overrated....people work for that grade....my believe is also that people are better than their paper certificate

So touching
a tear in mah eyes

All is well

Post your CV here nairalanders will help you get a job!!!

ghostwritter:
LET ME TELL U GUYS MY SHORT STORY:
After my youth service and no job for three months, i decided to take a bold step.
One sunny day, i walked into this plastic producing company which i had earlier seen d advert on paper and went directly to d owner, showed him my C.V which was outstanding by d way, told him to let me work for him for FREE for two months (no be sey i desperate o, but i just wanna keep my soul active) which he accepted instantly.
I hadn't worked up to a week when he made me d branch manager to his new site.
That's why i never had d jobless time to complete my stories on d Literature section. It was joblessness dat made me realised i had gat talent for composing horrific stories.

While I don't know if your story is true, this is the kind of approach that will definitely land you a job. Most people are too busy applying to Chevron, Stanbic etc. They see jobs that pay 40k and say "I am a graduate, how can I earn that". End up staying at home for 3years and come to nairaland to complain.

Closetoheart:


See the part in bold. I am a recruiter, I know a fake CV when I see one.

I still do not understand why people design their CVs to suit the positions they are applying for.

Why can't you have one and original CV that shows you for who you are.

Another one is that you should have taken up an internship or voluntary job that would help in building your experience.

Send your CV to recruitersnest@gmail.com. Remember to include your username in the mail

Please if you know you have nothing for the OP do not waste his time any further.

I am sure the OP must have seen a billion send me your CV persons. Those people are even worse than the unemployment itself.
They know they have nothing to offer so they raise your hopes high, waste your time and when you start calling them to follow up with the submitted CV, you begin to look like a pest.

Closetoheart:


See the part in bold. I am a recruiter, I know a fake CV when I see one.

I still do not understand why people design their CVs to suit the positions they are applying for.

Why can't you have one and original CV that shows you for who you are.

Another one is that you should have taken up an internship or voluntary job that would help in building your experience.

Send your CV to recruitersnest@gmail.com. Remember to include your username in the mail

Please where can I get a voluntary job?
Thank you.

then try GNLD

pastorsmiling:
Today i hit 1100 applications for job in Nigeria. What is the wayforward?

This means i have applying for jobs everyday for the past three years
: mathematically,
365 × 3 = 1095

Where do i get it wrong ?

I have a second class upper, i always edit my cv to suit position i'm applying for, i am always online

I have prayed & fasted for 50days this year alone.

I always asked for help from well connected friends.

I follow up all my application sometimes i even cal HR of the company i'm to applying to.

I am an active member of nairaland and i also help my friends in terms of jobs and in the long run they will get job.

I am a staunch christian who has complete trust in God.

I have been to different deliverance programme. what is my problem?

Could it be that my time as not come?

I am simply tired and optimistic.

I take refuge in GOD i leave everything to you and to you alone be all the glory.

Let your will be done in my life

Let me bring my testimony to your children here in nairaland

Let me break this jinx of stagnation and barrier oh Lord

Let people celebrate with me

I BELIEVE WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE

I ALWAYS CRY IN MY CLOSET BUT I WONT STOP THE JOB HUNT

ANOTHER CYCLE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN


PLEASE ADVICE!!!!

My question for you

Have you worked somewhere before?
Do you shy away from marketing jobs?
Do you rely on what the so-called HR you make contact with say?
For me, I believe the best thing to do is not give up. keep applying, and find 4 professionals who can do a review of your resume.
The better the resume, the more chance you get being called for an interview, and of course out of 4 companies, you get one and build yourself up from there. It is well.

p2t2r:
This one is strong..

Eleyi le gidi gann

i celebrate with you bro? Congratulations. You just got yourself a job, am not kidding. Just be thanking God for it. Yes, start thanking Him.


Would love to hear about your testimony.

Contact me on Whatsapp or email nisiborps@gmail.com , I will teach you Importation for free. It's not a must you must work for someone. Since you have access to the Internet, you can as well do something different for once.

xxxoladevoxxx:


Not errbody is graced to get that fine white collar job, not errbody is lucky to start from the top. For those that dont get to, u gotta make a sacrifice, volunteer in a place where u skills will be useful. d truth is not errbody will get their dream job as their first job, work ur way up.

Please am an applicant as well.
How do I get a voluntary job and where do I go to?
Thanks

Hmmm dt shld make Guiness book of records

The force is strongly jinxed and its visions clouded against you

The sith and the witches of Dathomir have aligned against you

Allow me to introduce to you jedi master @controlx

He knows how to prevail against the dark side

Just kidding

But you're not serious are you?

I hope not

sweetrace:


The op said he was always online. There are tons of resources online he can learn from if he is determined. Plus there are NGOs that organize some skill acquisition programs for free.

Please where can we find these NGO'S offering skill acquisitions?

So touching,may be i can help.i Need workers in PHINIX RECORDS ENUGU.send me ur C.V.

mfm asap bro