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The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by oppybouy(m): 6:12am On May 02, 2015 |
The bro code is a sacred code that is to be followed by bro's always. Some of them are as follows: 1) you must always got Ur bro's back. no exemptions! 2) when your bro's gf inquires about his whereabouts, you know nothing, always. 3) bro's over hoes always. rule may be seasoned to taste by bro's 4) bro is always allowed to do something stupid, as long as the rest of the bro are doing it. 5) a bro shall dump whatever he is doing and rush to help his bro dump a chick. 6) bro shall never dance with his arms above his head. 7) When flipping through TV channels with the bro's, a bro isn't allowed to skip past a program featuring boobs. bro shall always in timely manner alert fellow bro's to a girl fight. 9) even in a fight to the death, Bro shall never punch another bro in the groin. 10) a bro never cries 11) bro never wears pink 12) a bro shall never reveal how many chicks he has banged to a chick 13) when asked 'do you need help' bro shall auto reply 'I got it' whether he has got it or not. 14)bro shall always honor thy father and mother, for they were once bro's and chicks. 15) bro is under no obligation to open door for another bro. 16) you shall always make exemptions for a bro's actions when he is drunk. 17)bro shall never give details of a sexual encounter. it makes a bro imagine you naked, its unforgivable 18) Bro shall never cockblock a fellow bro. 19) if a chick falls into any of this criteria, she is off limits till the end of time -was a bro's ex, -bro specifically told you he wants her, - bro's sis. 20) birthday and Christmas presents are optional. beers always makes a great gift. 21) it's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. in certain circumstances, relationships maybe classified as 'games' 22) bro shall never sing and dance at the same time. 23) bro shall never carry a woman's handbag. 24) bro shall never cry during a movie. 25) bro shall never watch Indecency together, in event they do, NEVER touch a fellow bro. 26) bro shall never sip alcoholic drink with a straw. 27) word cute shall not be used, except to describe a chick they want to bone. 28) bro shall never make kissing face in a photo. 29) whatever happens between bro's, stays between bro's 30) love thy neigh-bro Also it is to be noted that there Is no rule prohibiting a woman from been a bro! Feel free to add urs bro's cc: lalasticlala 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by SuperSuave(m): 6:19am On May 02, 2015 |
Mehn!!!!!!!!! I like this and almost everything is true and correct -never showcase your D1ck to a bro even if it is to prove a point unless its a bet. Unfortunately, a bro broke this rule yesterday Nneka123:Same bro attempted to break the emboldened rule above thank goodness I have a sharp sister |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by Nobody: 6:21am On May 02, 2015 |
ok i had to modify Took my time to read it. Interesting! Here is mine. * You never hit on the same chick that a bro is hitting on *Sisters of the bro are off-limits for you to date * Don't describe the size of your weenie to a bro That's the only ones i know 1 Like |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by SuperSuave(m): 6:25am On May 02, 2015 |
Nneka123:bro!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by grimandevil: 6:28am On May 02, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by oppybouy(m): 6:28am On May 02, 2015 |
SuperSuave:Ya head dey dia! |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by Nobody: 6:31am On May 02, 2015 |
SuperSuave:uncle!!!!!! |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by oppybouy(m): 6:45am On May 02, 2015 |
Nneka123:Weenie? Looool |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by Nobody: 6:49am On May 02, 2015 |
Nneka123:You scored 87% |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by cyprus000: 6:50am On May 02, 2015 |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by zicoraads: 6:50am On May 02, 2015 |
Most of your points are on point Reminds me of something that happened to me sometime back. My hommie was dating this lady. And then she was asking me out at that same time. Sometimes, she would be laying on him and sending me msgs of how much she loves and wants to be with me. Even said I was the one she was tripping for...bla bla bla! It got to a point I had to give her a very stern warning to back off or I was going to tell my hommie. Bottom line is, I don't even know where she is today. But me and my hommie are still brothers. Never ever go after your hommie's girlfriend or even ex 5 Likes |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by VhatAmazingDude: 6:54am On May 02, 2015 |
1. A Bro must never discuss a bro with a hoe. 2. A bro's call must never be ignored. 3. Except when in the shower room after a game, wieners' talk are off limits amongst bros. 4. A bro must never retain contact with a bro's ex. No loyalty owed. 5. The only instance where a bro can ask his hoe for cash is to attend a bro's hangout. 3 Likes |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by Nobody: 7:24am On May 02, 2015 |
CFCfan:After all my efforts? |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by mstik(f): 7:26am On May 02, 2015 |
Just look! This is the kinda post that'll get certain kind of 'bros' excited In their mind den don't form bro code |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by Burnnotice(m): 7:29am On May 02, 2015 |
ssh!!t nigggazz still playing my old ssh!!t but you ssh!!t is like police asking us questions' niggger we dont know ssh!!t |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by Oahray: 8:13am On May 02, 2015 |
I'm not bound by silly codes sha. I'd pick a nice girl (ho is offensive) over an evil bro any day. I've risen above the gender hype. 1 Like |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by SuperSuave(m): 8:47am On May 02, 2015 |
VhatAmazingDude:number 2, I dare not break that rule, its very very important cos you might never know what the call is meant for 2 Likes |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by demmy0325(m): 9:16am On May 02, 2015 |
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Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by oppybouy(m): 9:23am On May 02, 2015 |
Oahray:easy, 'bro' here doesn't translate to 'every guy' it just means your own close pals, your circle! |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by Oahray: 9:25am On May 02, 2015 |
oppybouy:so one can't have an evil bro in his circle? |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by magabounce(m): 9:28am On May 02, 2015 |
zicoraads:Zicorads!!!!!!! I might have a clue |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by oppybouy(m): 9:28am On May 02, 2015 |
Oahray:he wouldn't be a bro then, would he? |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by Oahray: 9:39am On May 02, 2015 |
oppybouy:lol. Why do you people think in black and white? So the evil guys everywhere aren't bros in anyone's circle? Face it, gender doesn't make anyone unchangeably loyal, neither does it bestow anyone with excellent qualities. Even Jesus had a bad bro in his circle. |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by Nobody: 9:41am On May 02, 2015 |
Nneka123: Are u a 'bro'? |
Re: The Bro Code. For Guys Only. by Nobody: 9:42am On May 02, 2015 |
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