Chiam55:


Why you use me for excuse?

Is it cuz I look like beyonce?

stephenqueen:

Let me smack your face straight

All i can say is Thére is God oo

Twaci:
Awww! Its normal jooor .

That's the same reason I broke Ipledge's head yesterday

DrAify:
You did that to him

Hope he's still alive

Wyckoff hospistal don reject me,Amu coming to cleveland clinic

kinglekan:



***Modified***

Abeg if I type my mind, nah ba3 go dey waste. Situation of things calls for sharp sharp comments.

2,6 and 7 are so on point.

Make I add one.

11. They are extremely dirty and unkempt at home but quick to tell you how disorganised your room is. Yet they have dirty undies scattered all over their smelling rooms. SMH

I strongly disagree with your no. 11. This thread is not for women hating, just pointing their funny features. If your girlfriend is extremely dirty, mine is NOT, and most guys here will also disagree with you.

stephenqueen:

If person suffer pass job walahi dem suppose name that person suffer ...The kin suffer wey job suffer for inside bible no be small o

oya take am.... Inside Job and Moses who suffer paaasss??

and what if I don't belong to any?

DrAify:
You used the word "jega" in the wrong context except you've got another meaning.

Please,clarify

am no wrong dear....u keep n!ggas wetin like its d second coming ...so can u see yor Jega,s bloodline

So op in summary, this means that women are self centered, selfish, conniving egomaniacs? Anyway na old news 4 area!

Most of the points are so true. I usd to be tired before but I just got used to the "special" nature of women nd blend in. Kai I can hear d para in my head wenever am 5mins late already sf nd me nor dy talk if she late oo...,God bless women tho! They try

*sips tea*

Macmilla:

I strongly disagree with your no. 11. This thread is not for women hating, just pointing their funny features. If your girlfriend is extremely dirty, mine is NOT, and most guys here will agree with me.

stephenqueen:


My hand no dey ooo make ladies no cum knack bottle for ma head nw
King tom cum see sontin

Guy no call me here ooo , make this guy carry hin cross alone o, wristwatch na you alone oooo

@Twaci

Why don't you speak for yourself

Guilty of all

Nneka123:
Guilty of number 4 , I get mad if you don't notice my new hair, but notice other things. chai!


11.) Checking other girls butt, and comparing theirs to that

Nice one Twaci!

how will I notice when you no get picture for dp

Justfollowit:
@Twaci

Why don't you speak for yourself

You mean you are not guilty of any of those points

AgbenuAnna:
and what if I don't belong to any?

Every lady is guilty of no 7

femi4:
You mean you are not guilty of any of those points

Well, only miserable girls would think and act ij those ways she described.

No 100 : they like sex but would never ever,NEVER EVER? never ever!!! Initiate the first move

Justfollowit:



Well, only miserable girls would think and act ij those ways she described.

I put it to you that you are guilty of no 7

Twaci:
Ladies, I apologize in advance for this...this is not a lady bashing thread, just trying to have fun .

That said, guys, allow me to introduce you to the strangest species on earth....The Female. Read and learn.

Underneath are their very funny....but sometimes annoying attitudes.

Leggo!

1. Whenever a girl sees a very pretty fellow girl, she makes a sub-conscious check of herself. "Is my eye-brow arch more sophisticated than hers?". "Hope my lip-stick never fade oh!". "This my hair sef don old, see as her own new"..... They usually end this self-scrutiny with the conclusion that they are far better than the girl.

2. A guy tells her she is beautiful and the next thing that comes to mind is, "He likes me".

3. She hates it when you drool over Rihanna but expects you to smile when she tells you that Trey songz has the sexiest lips ever.

4. She feels offended if you don't notice her new hair but fails to notice that you are on a different hair-cut (well unless its an afro).

5. She asks if her outfit is fine, not to really know if it is, but to be told she looks like a goddess. Do you doubt this? When next she asks this, tell her its ugly and see what am talking about.

6. She does nothing at home but turns to a humble maid whenever she visits her guy. (Well, not all girls).

7. She keeps you waiting for 3 hours and believes that a simple, "I am sorry", covers it up. But blows up like a grenade when you are 15minutes late.

8. She expects you to drool over her new dp but doesn't notice that you have changed yours five times that week.

9. You take her out on a date and her friends tag along. She feels there's nothing wrong with that, "...I mean, my friends wanted to meet you and know you better". Now try tagging your own friends along on the next date.... Another conclusion comes to mind.

10. A typical girl will come in here and trash this thread...but then, girls will always be girls .

Do add yours guys!

I think u r lady with a difference, difference not because u r innocent of all d above mentioned feminine ways, but cos u actually know ur weakness n strength as a woman. I must add that U r a smart lady.

kinglekan:



Show me!!

Or Addonbliv u.

You too like woman nyash.










As If I no like am too.

Twaci:
Ladies, I apologize in advance for this...this is not a lady bashing thread, just trying to have fun .

That said, guys, allow me to introduce you to the strangest species on earth....The Female. Read and learn.

Underneath are their very funny....but sometimes annoying attitudes.

Leggo!

1. Whenever a girl sees a very pretty fellow girl, she makes a sub-conscious check of herself. "Is my eye-brow arch more sophisticated than hers?". "Hope my lip-stick never fade oh!". "This my hair sef don old, see as her own new"..... They usually end this self-scrutiny with the conclusion that they are far better than the girl.

2. A guy tells her she is beautiful and the next thing that comes to mind is, "He likes me".

3. She hates it when you drool over Rihanna but expects you to smile when she tells you that Trey songz has the sexiest lips ever.

4. She feels offended if you don't notice her new hair but fails to notice that you are on a different hair-cut (well unless its an afro).

5. She asks if her outfit is fine, not to really know if it is, but to be told she looks like a goddess. Do you doubt this? When next she asks this, tell her its ugly and see what am talking about.

6. She does nothing at home but turns to a humble maid whenever she visits her guy. (Well, not all girls).

7. She keeps you waiting for 3 hours and believes that a simple, "I am sorry", covers it up. But blows up like a grenade when you are 15minutes late.

8. She expects you to drool over her new dp but doesn't notice that you have changed yours five times that week.

9. You take her out on a date and her friends tag along. She feels there's nothing wrong with that, "...I mean, my friends wanted to meet you and know you better". Now try tagging your own friends along on the next date.... Another conclusion comes to mind.

10. A typical girl will come in here and trash this thread...but then, girls will always be girls .

Do add yours guys!

11. Pls, don't forget her birthday, if u do, u will hear " u didn't wish me a happy birthday". Girls cherish birthday like crazy.

scachy:

I think u r lady with a difference, difference not because u r innocent of all d above mentioned feminine ways, but cos u actually know ur weakness n strength as a woman. I must add that U r a smart lady.

Na your format be dis?

Twaci:

Is dis nt d girl dat didn't win miss nairaland?


Tosyne2much, sheee seun done deactivate ur account?

kinglekan:



When Papa God was sharing yansh, una dey gossip.

Lekan oooooooooooo chai chai chai my belle oooooooooo