April07:

Strolling and gisting and chewing roated corn and 'sitting under trees'

strolling under the hot sun & chewing roasted corn? hahahaha - he won't be getting laid ever.

Timbuktou:

Hehehe. You see yasef?

We like the pack girls too, we still invite those ones. If you bring five friends, we call five sex-starved friends in the hood to balance the equation before we even offer you water to drink. That way you know we mean business.

But jokes apart I don't think you will actually want a 'third wheel' not to talk of ' fifth' wheel on a date out with a guy that you fancy.

A date is not just about food but getting to know each other.

From what I can deduce from the comments, most Nigerian men are douche bags, and of course a lot of them are broke ass negroes and are hiding under the excuse that Nigerian girls are too greedy to take out on proper dates. Lame much.

Ewuro4:
Coz of yall long throat display when treated like a lady. So himma kuku take you home and serve you fried meat and a glass of tropicana on ice.

I heard some of them invite their friends along to a supposed one on one dinner.

People will treat you how you wanna be treated.

Tropi-what? Aunty, na fried potato and Nutri C tins o. No time

Speaking of generalizing, you should direct that to the males commenting on this post.

lexy2014:
"How many men will not try to get fresh with a lady when they are alone in his house?"

A good no of men will. Just d way u feel there are "decent and sensible" ladies, there are also guys who know what it is 2b gentlemen. On both sides, u will always find people who will do crazy and selfish things but that's not enough reason 2 generalize

its not really by force to go there, if they are not boko haram.

KanwuliaJara:
Dem wan phock you ke!
I simply tell them, "No, you come to my house and PHOCK THEIR AZZZZZES instead!

Na who wan go phock for h-insai RAT HOLE "mai-gida", boys'-SQUATTERS?

In this day and age of OSUN rapisssstz?
Go where? TUFIAAAAAAKWA!!!!

Generator FUMES with droning noises enough to give you PERMANENT-HEARING LOSS!

No bed!
No TV
Face me I face you "poultry-duplex"!
Water for DRUMS with EBOLA-mosquito eggs to wash ya azzzzzze?



After dey phock ya azzzze to kingdom come, dem go push your akamu-filled toto with several MISSING CONDOMS falling out of your front and back holes, to go to MARKET to cook ENOUGH FOOD FOR ONE MONTH with FAYA wood ONLY for h-insai dem single-MAMA "main building" inherited ONLY after killing their papa with nagging and stress!

Then WORST of all?

Beg you for money wey you don SUFFER take suck one OLD SENATOR BLOKOS to buy "recharge card" to call "onoda" desperado babe looking for husband o!

The CYCLE continues!

No! You come to MY HOUSE!
I don't phock poverty-stricken BUSH-MEATS!

I always have some "keke UDUAGHANS" to escort you OUT after your SAH-FI-CES!

BullllllSHYTE!!!!

You just made my night. Thanks

damiso:




But jokes apart I don't think you will actually want a 'third wheel' not to talk of ' fifth' wheel on a date out with a guy that you fancy.

A date is not just about food but getting to know each other.

Hehehehe.

Sure. That's what it's supposed to be. However, the concept has been corrupted.

Help me tell our sisters o. These days, a date is another name for 'free peppersoup'.

Timbuktou:


Tropi-what? Aunty, na fried potato and Nutri C tins o. No time

Ha ha! I'm being generous ni

Ewuro4:

Ha ha! I'm being generous ni

Walahi, aunty mi. You're too nice

domopps:
Op what's your point?






Cheeeeers

i was about to ask the same thing.


surprised the thread got so much attention.

coogar:


true that!
naija guys feel offended when a chic offers to pay. the society makes it his responsibility to provide.



what was the criteria?



so if you could turn back the hands of time, you would have taxed your toasters?



ahaaaaa!
daddy's pet.

Criteria was different things but it was not just about going out, sending credit and stalking you over the phone with 100 calls a day etc. Stillwater is right most naija gals think the above is the definition of 'caring'.

Naa I won't..even moreso now that I am older.Some of my friends used to 'pity' me sha.They even hated one of my toasters back then cos it was just 'talk talk' they would say 'ahan how can someone be coming to a girls hostel and just come empty handed and just be gisting gisting He was already working in a bank at the time sef so the hatred was x2. I liked his company though and he still remains my friend till today. He just liked women too much and me I was not down for 'main chic side chic' wahala so he eventually became 'friend zoned

Yeah yeah my daddy was the first man in my life o and boy did he give me a sense of self worth.So one yeye boy won't start thinking TFC fried rice and chicken is a big deal.

damiso:

Criteria was different things but it was not just about going out, sending credit and stalking you over the phone with 100 calls a day etc. Stillwater is right most naija gals think the above is the definition of 'caring'.

exactly!
and the guys know this already so they go for the most effective method that gets them what they want.

Naa I won't..even moreso now that I am older.Some of my friends used to 'pity' me sha.They even hated one of my toasters back then cos it was just 'talk talk' they would say 'ahan how can someone be coming to a girls hostel and just come empty handed and just be gisting gisting He was already working in a bank at the time sef so the hatred was x2. I liked his company though and he still remains my friend till today. He just liked women too much and me I was not down for 'main chic side chic' wahala so he eventually became 'friend zoned

choiiiiii!
just like that? you just sent him to "romantic" prison?

Yeah yeah my daddy was the first man in my life o and boy did he give me a sense of self worth.So one yeye boy won't start thinking TFC fried rice and chicken is a big deal.

TFC fried rice is a big deal for some chics o! the method rarely fails. cheiiii, i kinda missed the naija dating scene. it's so straight forward unlike what you see here.

Timbuktou:

Hehehehe.
Sure. That's what it's supposed to be. However, the concept has been corrupted.
Help me tell our sisters o. These days, a date is another name for 'free peppersoup'.

and naija guys don't even mind buying the peppersoup until the chic starts stiffening her neck that she's allergic to kissing.

I've not met any such one.

Offended ke?
Highest they will put up a feeble attempt to stop you but if you half insist, they will relax and let you pay .

coogar:


true that!
naija guys feel offended when a chic offers to pay. the society makes it his responsibility to provide.



what was the criteria?



so if you could turn back the hands of time, you would have taxed your toasters?



ahaaaaa!
daddy's pet.

cococandy:
I've not met any such one.

Offended ke?
Highest they will put up a feeble attempt to stop you but if you half insist, they will relax and let you pay .

i don't believe it!
on the first date? naija guys are always happy to foot the bill to impress his date. he might have borrowed the dough, stolen it or saved it for months but he's willing to part with it. you are fibbing abeg.......one of the major reasons other african girls chase naija men is because of the way we tend to "spoil" our dates!

coogar:




and naija guys don't even mind buying the peppersoup until the chic starts stiffening her neck that she's allergic to kissing.

Then she better bring out that vex money Dami talked about. When the bill comes, you put up this incredulous look and ask him how many fish you chop: one but you see him putting two on your tab, how come oga, I be lion?

Timbuktou:


Then she better bring out that vex money Dami talked about. When the bill comes, you put up this incredulous look and ask him how many fish you chop: one but you see him putting two on your tab, how come oga, I be lion?

hahahaha
that's cold

Timbuktou:


Then she better bring out that vex money Dami talked about. When the bill comes, you put up this incredulous look and ask him how many fish you chop: one but you see him putting two on your tab, how come oga, I be lion?

Pronto you got what the vex money is for

Some Naija guys be falling hands since 1960


Malt& pepper soup = at least one deep 'tonguey salivary'kiss plus if possible second base

No way Jose ..keep your hands to yourself

I was lucky sha..my encounters with that sort were very limited.

Funny thread I dey go sleep ojare.

Its a tit for tat syndrome my ladies.... you want chocolates you go and get it

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You must come to my house oo. If you neva visit my house, nothing for you.......my house is the ticket itself

You must come to my house oo. If you neva visit my house, nothing for you.......my house is the ticket itself #YouUndestand

You must come to my house oo. If you neva visit my house, nothing for you.......my house is the ticket itself #YouUnderstand

damiso:


Pronto you got what the vex money is for

Some Naija guys be falling hands since 1960


Malt& pepper soup = at least one deep 'tonguey salivary'kiss plus if possible second base
No way Jose ..keep your hands to yourself

I was lucky sha..my encounters with that sort were very limited.
Funny thread I dey go sleep ojare.

that's even a generous proposition.
malt & peppersoup should guarantee me a home run. anything short of that would be declared a massive loss in my trial balance account.

coogar:

hahahaha that's cold

Na the way for survival, my broda. Don't hate the player, hate the game

Timbuktou:


Na the way for survival, my broda. Don't hate the player, hate the game

i can't knock the hustle!
i fully understand why any guy would go that route. after all, our mothers didn't raise fools.

milliondollas:
The community of ladies who are tired of the “come to my
house syndrome” Are u all virgins ? I asked because you are asking for respect due to virgin girls only, 99% of girls are prostitute who date old men for money, nonsense

senseless!! you for no waste time comment abeg.

please... dont go, simple!

coogar:


i don't believe it!
on the first date? naija guys are always happy to foot the bill to impress his date. he might have borrowed the dough, stolen it or saved it for months but he's willing to part with it. you are fibbing abeg.......one of the major reasons other african girls chase naija men is because of the way we tend to "spoil" our dates!

I'm not fibbing. Of course many guys expect to pay when they take the girl on a date but saying they get offended if the girl offers to pay is just one of your many exaggerations. Haba coogar

Timbuktou:
Nigerian women are becoming sick jokes en masse. What exactly is the point of going on a date with a bunch of women who have decided to feast to their hearts' content at the expense of their male companion? What exactly is a date meant to achieve in the scheme of things? You want to go to an impressive restaurant to 'assess' whether the guy is good enough for your time, at his expense.
No, my brothers would rather cut to the chase and if you're not coming to his place, it's on to the next one. There's really not much sense in wooing today's Nigerian woman. It. Is. All. About. The. Money. We now live in an era of 'no romance without finance'. Why should I woo you when all you're after is the money? You can swerve if you want to eat at Barcelos.

Secondly, whether there's a date or you've been invited to his house at first invite, there's no good intentions. He wants to lay you. Stop acting like a trip to a posh restaurant will suddenly wipe out sexual fantasies about you. Or maybe you're saying it's only ok to have those sexual fantasies after you've been wined and dined?


In conclusion, the 'come to my house dynamic' is mostly a move to economise the expenditure of time and other resources considering the margin of success/lack of.

you finish work....