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Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by Pineapp: 9:54am On Jun 26, 2015
For fun! cheesy

Husbands;

1. Pretends to have been choked by fish bone while eating and begins to cough profusely,thereby making the wife to say "what is it"? grin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

2. Purposely crosses one leg to touch the wife at night grin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

3. Purposely starts seriously searching for nothing in particular,making madam to finally say,"what are you even looking for undecided" grin



Wives;

1. Purposely dresses provocatively revealing all revealables which prompt hubby to say,"where do you think you are going dressed like that" grin,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history.

2. Fakes call and starts with "hello baby",which now makes oga to say "who the hell was that" grin..... you know the rest.

3. Pretends to have fallen in the bathroom thereby screaming and making oga to come running and saying,"Jesus,don't let her die" grin





Tell us how you do yours

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by Infomizer(m): 9:58am On Jun 26, 2015
Pineapp:
For fun! cheesy
Husbands;
1. Pretends to have been choked by fish bone while eating and begins to cough profusely,thereby making the wife to say "what is it"? grin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...
2. Purposely crosses one leg to touch the wife at night grin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...
3. Purposely starts seriously searching for nothing in particular,making madam to finally say,"what are you even looking for undecided" grin

@Emboldened
Epic! Works 10/10! Op, don't be such an informer! grin

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by 400billionman: 10:22am On Jun 26, 2015
H

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by funlord(m): 10:22am On Jun 26, 2015
grin The funniest way is through "hot sex"! That one always makes everybody laugh!

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by Nobody: 10:40am On Jun 26, 2015
funlord:
grin The funniest way is through "hot sex"! That one always makes everybody laugh!
Ur own no pass sex undecided

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by funlord(m): 11:08am On Jun 26, 2015
zaragal:
Ur own no pass EX undecided
grin
zaragal:
Ur own no pass ex undecided
Ol girl? Na wetin be EX na? Lmao!!!

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by Vision4God: 11:33am On Jun 26, 2015
Hahaha....... lol
U gat to do d needful to kip ur hom u know wink

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by laurenjones: 4:16pm On Jun 26, 2015
....hmmm

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by laurenjones: 4:16pm On Jun 26, 2015
u neva jam beta quarrel before. all tis crap trick wont move one bit. ...u wear revealing cloth comot from my house. angrydnt ever dream of coming bk.

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by bukatyne(f): 6:39pm On Jun 26, 2015
Pineapp:
For fun! cheesy

Husbands;

1. Pretends to have been choked by fish bone while eating and begins to cough profusely,thereby making the wife to say "what is it"? grin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

2. Purposely crosses one leg to touch the wife at night grin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

3. Purposely starts seriously searching for nothing in particular,making madam to finally say,"what are you even looking for undecided" grin



Wives;

1. Purposely dresses provocatively revealing all revealables which prompt hubby to say,"where do you think you are going dressed like that" grin,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history.

2. Fakes call and starts with "hello baby",which now makes oga to say "who the hell was that" grin..... you know the rest.

3. Pretends to have fallen in the bathroom thereby screaming and making oga to come running and saying,"Jesus,don't let her die" grin

Tell us how you do yours cheesy

Heard of a husband who did no 3... and the wife asked 'what are you looking for?'; the hubby said 'I am looking for you' cheesy

Drama drama

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by redgem(f): 6:50pm On Jun 26, 2015
Everything depends on the kind of relationship the two share

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by Dyt(f): 6:57pm On Jun 26, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by FynBabe(f): 8:05pm On Jun 26, 2015
My own husband will gist until u have no choice but to put mouth.
If I refuse to respond to the gist, he will tap me and say 'my wife, why do you get angry so easily these days? You were not like this before o'

Me: my husband, you were not treating me like this before too.

We both laugh and matter don end be that.

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by lilmax(m): 8:18pm On Jun 26, 2015
cheesy grin grin
Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by Nobody: 9:03pm On Jun 26, 2015
Pineapp:


1. Purposely dresses provocatively revealing all revealables which prompt hubby to say,"where do you think you are going dressed like that" grin,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history.



Hahaha.. the oldest trick in the book wink

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by angelTI(f): 10:25pm On Jun 26, 2015
grin cheesy grin grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by lovinhubby2wife(m): 10:42pm On Jun 26, 2015
All these are for the newlyweds. When you see better quarrel none of these tactics go work lai.

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by sexaddict08(m): 10:42pm On Jun 26, 2015
OK
Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by Swagk101(m): 10:42pm On Jun 26, 2015
I will purposely fart & ask 'did u feel that'? grin grin The rest is Kpekus cruising

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by xmileeasy: 10:42pm On Jun 26, 2015
I never marry yet

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by AnointedG(f): 10:43pm On Jun 26, 2015
my own b say if any of doz options no work, I go wake up go kitchen for midnight, carry mortar and pestle begin pound very hard beginning from slow to fast and then fastest, as I dey pound, I go dey call their village juju or recite national anthem or any crazy thing... no b person go tell am to come to my rescue grin wink

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by notoriousbabe: 10:43pm On Jun 26, 2015
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by Swagt101(m): 10:44pm On Jun 26, 2015
I'll just remove my prick and like the OP say... The rest is history grin.... The big gal poster above me[b]tooked[/b]over my space grin, lemme piss on the nigga below me, he's so duumb.. His moniker sef na thedundee grin

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by Dindondin(m): 10:44pm On Jun 26, 2015
I do No 1 for males

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by agarawu23(m): 10:44pm On Jun 26, 2015
lol
Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by bummyla(m): 10:44pm On Jun 26, 2015
Funny! Love All Of Them!

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by notoriousbabe: 10:45pm On Jun 26, 2015
angelTI:
grin cheesy grin grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

na wetin?you don see your monthly cycle?

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by Nobody: 10:45pm On Jun 26, 2015
Rub a bit of saliva under my eyes so It would look like I've been crying. He asks what is it....the rest becomes history.



I'm not married sha

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Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by Cyriloha(m): 10:45pm On Jun 26, 2015
funlord:
grin The funniest way is through "hot sex"! That one always makes everybody laugh!
wowoo nairalander of the month. .....hahahhahhahhahahahhahha this guy seff
Re: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by gbaskiboy: 10:46pm On Jun 26, 2015
grin

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