notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

AnointedG:
my own b say if any of doz options no work, I go wake up go kitchen for midnight, carry mortar and pestle begin pound very hard beginning from slow to fast and then fastest, as I dey pound, I go dey call their village juju or recite national anthem or any crazy thing... no b person go tell am to come to my rescue

AnointedG:
my own b say if any of doz options no work, I go wake up go kitchen for midnight, carry mortar and pestle begin pound very hard beginning from slow to fast and then fastest, as I dey pound, I go dey call their village juju or recite national anthem or any crazy thing... no b person go tell am to come to my rescue

PROPHETmichael:


I like this one

arnoldwilliamz:
Why not rob balm or aboniki so it would look more realistic :p

bukatyne:


Heard of a husband who did no 3... and the wife asked 'what are you looking for?'; the hubby said 'I am looking for you'

Drama drama

Pineapp:
For fun!

Husbands;

1. Pretends to have been choked by fish bone while eating and begins to cough profusely,thereby making the wife to say "what is it"? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

2. Purposely crosses one leg to touch the wife at night ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

3. Purposely starts seriously searching for nothing in particular,making madam to finally say,"what are you even looking for "



Wives;

1. Purposely dresses provocatively revealing all revealables which prompt hubby to say,"where do you think you are going dressed like that" ,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history.

2. Fakes call and starts with "hello baby",which now makes oga to say "who the hell was that" ..... you know the rest.

3. Pretends to have fallen in the bathroom thereby screaming and making oga to come running and saying,"Jesus,don't let her die"





Tell us how you do yours

sonofananimal:


RUBBISH TO THE HIGHEST ORDER

NA WITH QUARREL THEM DEY USE TAKE SETTLE QUARREL,
IF YOU NO BEAT SHITTE COMOT OUT OF ANY WOMAN BODY, YOU NEVER SETTLE QUARREL, YOU JUST ONLY POSTPONE THE QUARREL STILL FURTHER NOTICE.


THOSE YOUR LIST NA FOR FOREIGN GIRLS.




YOU HAVE TO TREAT A TYPICAL BLACK NAIJA WOMEN LIKE A TYPICAL AFRICA ANIMALS.

adeh39:


SMH

sonofananimal:

adeh39:

Abegi It's too early ooo

sonofananimal:

YOU ARE RIGHT, I JUST WAKE UP FROM SLEEP, DUE TO YESTERDAY TIREDNESS,
AND PLS STOP SHAKING YOUR HEAD

adeh39:

Jeeeeezoz
You are nice to me for the first time.... * dancing shoki*

Pineapp:
For fun!

Husbands;

1. Pretends to have been choked by fish bone while eating and begins to cough profusely,thereby making the wife to say "what is it"? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

2. Purposely crosses one leg to touch the wife at night ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

3. Purposely starts seriously searching for nothing in particular,making madam to finally say,"what are you even looking for "



Wives;

1. Purposely dresses provocatively revealing all revealables which prompt hubby to say,"where do you think you are going dressed like that" ,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history.

2. Fakes call and starts with "hello baby",which now makes oga to say "who the hell was that" ..... you know the rest.

3. Pretends to have fallen in the bathroom thereby screaming and making oga to come running and saying,"Jesus,don't let her die"





Tell us how you do yours

Bonethugss:


The word is "taken" my dear

sonofananimal:


ME NICE? I ONLY REASON WITH WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER, WHICH IS OK BY ME

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

fabiano09:

Illiterate kunt.

ahsekeena:



Eeww?? But u swallow ur saliva dontcha?




I "does" this

AnointedG:
my own b say if any of doz options no work, I go wake up go kitchen for midnight, carry mortar and pestle begin pound very hard beginning from slow to fast and then fastest, as I dey pound, I go dey call their village juju or recite national anthem or any crazy thing... no b person go tell am to come to my rescue

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

tellwisdom:


Do you even have big yansh to seduce me??

Bollinger:
When i get angry i usually go very quiet. My wife understands this so she pretty much leaves me alone to calm down. She waits till like midnight and knowing that i would have calmed down would wake me up to talk about the situation then the rest is history. . . .

When she gets angry, there is no silence with her. She'll let me know her mind right there on the spot. The good thing though is she will never raise her voice or curse or none of that shiit. She never has. She gets her point across though. It normally starts like this "Temi, mi o like nkan to se ni sin"

omoadeleye:
The way i know couple been they settle their fight, is for them to call their mother or father in law and the rest are history.

adeh39:


Jeeeeezoz

You are nice to me for the first time.... * dancing shoki*