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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by MalcoImX: 1:43pm On Jul 08, 2015
#WhileYouWereAway the Orubebic TANoids haven't stopped reading the 'Book of Lamentations', hence the new name #WailingWailers.
Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by OrlandoOwoh(m): 1:44pm On Jul 08, 2015
#GEJWhileYouWereAway, Buhari banned the brewing and selling of ogogoro.
Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by Nobody: 1:46pm On Jul 08, 2015
GEJWhileyouWereAway
Ecoterrors became a thorn in the flesh of Baba Buhari.

Baba Buhari is yet to bomb Boko Haram

Truckpusher has added two new trucks to his collection

Dearpreye is about to be commissioned as a p*rnstar

Mogidi is taking no prisoner when it comes to APC

Whynotthetruth has been on APC e-thugs neck

A New PDP Youth Leader IsaAbubakarAzeez emerged.

NDPVF is not giving chance to progreflops.

Obiagelli is confused

Bizibi don't understand baba Buhari...

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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by Opinedecandid(m): 1:46pm On Jul 08, 2015
ddippset:
like I said this isn't the first rainy season in the last 5 years. All previous rainy seasons witnessed the same level of darkness. GEJ might have built all the power stations in the world (not with his personal money of course), corruption in the power companies, corruption in generator importing companies did not allow us see light? Why? Because we had a corrupt minded president who condoned corruption and impunity. Power HOARDING companies hoarded their power with impunity. With the emergence of GMB, everyone had to sit up, and hence we have power again. Build all the sky scrapers and power stations, they would fail in a corrupt society. Kill corruption and Nigeria will work again. That's why we replaced Jonathan with buhari.

Despite your long epistle, you are yet to mention one thing Buhari has done since he assumed office.

Okay, leave power alone, mention a thing he has done since he 'hit the ground running' in any other sector.

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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by IBBG(m): 1:47pm On Jul 08, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
#GejwhileyouwereAway

*Agarawu23 lost the whole competition on Nairaland

* Ngeneukwuenu became an economist (blood of God)

* Beremx started doing curtain advert as her signature since Daura President 5k will come in the #fullnessOffTime

*Seun left politics section for us

* omenka became the lone voice of a sinking ship

*mizmycoli became more emboldened on politics sections because barcanista and Kenai *Englisi*

*gbawe and and passingshot left Daura President becuae the 40K wasn't coming again

* victoriabee and thesonofmark became cat and mouse

* whynotthetruth, francizy, mogidi and firefire made life so miserable for the *children of hate* that most of them denounced APC and their leaders

* FFK is back and asked us to Text SMELL to 4900 to check if Tinubu mouth is still smelling

Lastly Ishilove and Obinoscopy have got their PHD in view, we also join them to have our PHD in view
Hahahahahahahaha. Guy u want kill me with laughter? Wetin tinubu do naw?

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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by IBBG(m): 1:49pm On Jul 08, 2015
GejWhileYouWereAway, we realized that old wine becomes more tastier in the fullness of time.

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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by ajepako(f): 1:51pm On Jul 08, 2015
GEJWHILEYOUWEREAWAY Daura President belongs to everybody and nobody

cows started living a a beautiful helipad

Lai Muhammed had pampers on his smelly mouth

Osun workers became beggers in their state

bringbackourgirls became deaf, dumb and comatose

Tinubu , fashola and Osibande became butt boys of the north

Ameachi lost his voice and relevance

We GEJites became more active leaving APShites wondering why we remained vocal to defend you

A lot of sai buharist started regreting voting a directionless, clueless and brainless dullard

we miss you

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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by elbinmanny(m): 1:53pm On Jul 08, 2015
#GejwhileYouWereAway . Buhari fought and gave western Germany independence cheesy

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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by Opinedecandid(m): 1:53pm On Jul 08, 2015
ddippset:
he built and commissioned numerous power plants yet they couldn't work until now? Of course corruption couldn't allow them work. Am sure he used the opportunity to inflate the contracts and receive kick backs, part of which he used in setting those obas and pastors before elections. Speak all the grammar you want, fact is power has greatly improved since may 29th. Maybe it's magic.

You are "sure he used the opportunity to inflate the contracts and receive kick backs,"

I now know the kind of stuff you are made up of. And why it is very simple for you to believe that your president Buhari waved a magic wane to improve the power situation in Nigeria.
Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by MizMyColi(f): 1:56pm On Jul 08, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
#GejwhileyouwereAway

*Agarawu23 lost the whole competition on Nairaland

* Ngeneukwuenu became an economist (blood of God)

* Beremx started doing curtain advert as her signature since Daura President 5k will come in the #fullnessOffTime

*Seun left politics section for us

* omenka became the lone voice of a sinking ship

*mizmycoli became more emboldened on politics sections because barcanista and Kenai *Englisi*

*gbawe and and passingshot left Daura President becuae the 40K wasn't coming again

* victoriabee and thesonofmark became cat and mouse

* whynotthetruth, francizy, mogidi and firefire made life so miserable for the *children of hate* that most of them denounced APC and their leaders

* FFK is back and asked us to Text SMELL to 4900 to check if Tinubu mouth is still smelling

Lastly Ishilove and Obinoscopy have got their PHD in view, we also join them to have our PHD in view

Lmao
*Falls From Skyscraper*

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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by Nobody: 1:57pm On Jul 08, 2015
Nigerians can be paranoid
its obvious that these are buhari haters

this presidency is only about 5wks old

Anyways lets keep our fingers crossed
Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by IBBG(m): 1:58pm On Jul 08, 2015
ddippset:
is this the first rainy season we've had in the last 5 years? Or maybe there hasn't been rainy season since 2010! Mumu!
He has just replied u with fact. And u don't have anytin to counter is better u keep quiet rather than abuse and insult. A true leader is measured by how much his works speaks for him even when he is not in the helm affairs. So if we have constant light now then kudos to GEJ which means he was actually working unknown to us. The new administration is yet to inaugurate any capital project. Even if it does, it will take 1-2yrs to see or feel the results. So give kudos when it is deserved, it doesn't take away anytin frm u, it shows u belong to higher class.

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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by francescainnoce(f): 2:02pm On Jul 08, 2015
Some people might find this awkward but I don't actually blame those who instigated this cos it seems they were only misinformed.
During the campaign for the past election, the APC CREW only vehemently and continuously promised "CHANGE" forgetting to inform us the duration at which the change would begin perhaps not entirely their fault becos we failed to ask... Most people were hurriedly waiting for GEJ.NOW, it's months since the emergence of PMB and the change isn't forth coming..
We only faced with very unrealistic and unreasonable slow pace of governance...
Well let's hope that all this awareness will hurry things up.. because Nigeria is at the brink offffff

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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by crystalzoe: 2:02pm On Jul 08, 2015
IBBG:
He has just replied u with fact. And u don't have anytin to counter is better u keep quiet rather than abuse and insult. A true leader is measured by how much his works speaks for him even when he is not in the helm affairs. So if we have constant light now then kudos to GEJ which means he was actually working unknown to us. The new administration is yet to inaugurate any capital project. Even if it does, it will take 1-2yrs to see or feel the results. So give kudos when it is deserved, it doesn't take away anytin frm u, it shows u belong to higher class.
well said. u have spoken well

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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by ERODEDEAST(f): 2:04pm On Jul 08, 2015
#Gejwhileyouwhereaway. The Boo.hari intend building a/an Helipad from empty Treasury



Suddenly, Zahra Buhari became Arrogant

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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by hush15: 2:07pm On Jul 08, 2015
ddippset:
Seriously the best twit was ; gej, while you were away, my freezer couldn't stop being blocked '- same applies to me. It was the most serious and constructive twit of all, others were just comic relief.

come to think of it, Buhari has touched the power sector but power has been more available than any other time. I guess it must have been sabotage truly during GEJ's tenure

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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by Bkdson2121: 2:27pm On Jul 08, 2015
U r still supporting ur clueless oga who said he constrained by his age-d greatest Buhari
pray 4 his restoration oooo

Sweetlemon:
Can't these PDP people be creative for once?? Must you guys copy everything?? Ha o ga o!

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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by MalcoImX: 2:27pm On Jul 08, 2015
#WhileYouWereAway we were happy you were away.
Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by MalcoImX: 2:33pm On Jul 08, 2015
IBBG:
He has just replied u with fact. And u don't have anytin to counter is better u keep quiet rather than abuse and insult. A true leader is measured by how much his works speaks for him even when he is not in the helm affairs. So if we have constant light now then kudos to GEJ which means he was actually working unknown to us. The new administration is yet to inaugurate any capital project. Even if it does, it will take 1-2yrs to see or feel the results. So give kudos when it is deserved, it doesn't take away anytin frm u, it shows u belong to higher class.
If that's the way you measure success, then if Buhari should have any failures it should go to GEJ.
Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by MalcoImX: 2:34pm On Jul 08, 2015
Sweetlemon:
Can't these PDP people be creative for once?? Must you guys copy everything?? Ha o ga o!
Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by ximase: 2:45pm On Jul 08, 2015
phlemzy:
Its barely 6 weeks and TANoids want PMB to magically erase all the flops the immediate past committed in about 260 weeks. Tell them TANoids to cool down,else, they can go hibernate inside the lagoon.
just shut up idiot... #GejwhileUwereAway fools like dis guy are busying waiting for Buhari to perform while he is still in the fullness of tym to appoint minister

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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by IBBG(m): 2:48pm On Jul 08, 2015
MalcoImX:
If that's the way you measure success, then if Buhari should have any failures it should go to GEJ.
Have I absolved GEJ of any blame? I'm not against criticism. Being constructive in criticism is knowing when to give ur opponent credit wen they deserve it and wen to criticize them. I'm not a hypocrite that doesn't see anytin good in what sombody else does simply becos he is my opponent. I applaud them wen they are right as well. Well that's my own mindset and mentality. I don't expect you to reason the same way like me.

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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by MalcoImX: 2:53pm On Jul 08, 2015
IBBG:
Have I absolved GEJ of any blame? I'm not against criticism. Being constructive in criticism is knowing when to give ur opponent credit wen they deserve it and wen to criticize them. I'm not a hypocrite that doesn't see anytin good in what sombody else does simply becos he is my opponent. I applaud them wen they are right as well. Well that's my own mindset and mentality. I don't expect you to reason the same way like me.
Very good, if truly you try to be as objective as you said.
Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by Mamaflex(f): 2:53pm On Jul 08, 2015
dbaptist1:

Even the English no gree u spell, abeg write pidgin nah
my brother, I could not oo. Maybe you should help me out.
Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by Nobody: 2:55pm On Jul 08, 2015
MizMyColi:

Lmao *Falls From Skyscraper*
nwaanyi oma, how are you
Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by unphilaz(m): 2:56pm On Jul 08, 2015
Ezenwammadu:
#GejWhileYouWhereAway the dullard of dauara said he has defeated bbook boys but at least 700 has died

#GejWhileYouWhereAway the dullard created west Germany with Mitchell as president

#GejWhileYouWhereAway Buhari shared billions from a virtually empty treasury

#GejWhileYouWhereAway Buhari wants fullness of time to appoint minsters

#GejWhileYouWhereAway dollar is now equal to 230 naira we are still waiting for N1=$1 grin grin

#GejWhileYouWhereAway Buhari became an old wine




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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by Ishilove: 3:20pm On Jul 08, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
#GejwhileyouwereAway

*Agarawu23 lost the whole competition on Nairaland

* Ngeneukwuenu became an economist (blood of God)

* Beremx started doing curtain advert as her signature since Daura President 5k will come in the #fullnessOffTime

*Seun left politics section for us

* omenka became the lone voice of a sinking ship

*mizmycoli became more emboldened on politics sections because barcanista and Kenai *Englisi*

*gbawe and and passingshot left Daura President becuae the 40K wasn't coming again

*farano is busy giving us musings about her utopian boyfriend while missclassy is becoming weirder

*Saraki became the first foreigner to mount the saddle of senate presidency according to saharaReporters

*Tanoids turned musicians called Wailing Wailers while janjaweedianss became Children of Hate

*Dullardinio and Dullaard have been censored by our Oga at the top because Daura Dolapo might promulgate Decree 5 to deal with social media

* Femi Adesina is now a walking disaster that Nigerians has criticised every single tweet he made since he became SSA media

* victoriabee and thesonofmark became cat and mouse

* dearpreye, whynotthetruth, francizy, mogidi and firefire made life so miserable for the *children of hate* that most of them denounced APC and their leaders

* FFK is back and asked us to Text SMELL to 4900 to check if Tinubu mouth is still smelling

Lastly Ishilove and Obinoscopy have got their PHD in view, we also join them to have our PHD in view
You gat jokes...
Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by lyntiffany(f): 3:57pm On Jul 08, 2015
IBBG:
Have I absolved GEJ of any blame? I'm not against criticism. Being constructive in criticism is knowing when to give ur opponent credit wen they deserve it and wen to criticize them. I'm not a hypocrite that doesn't see anytin good in what sombody else does simply becos he is my opponent. I applaud them wen they are right as well. Well that's my own mindset and mentality. I don't expect you to reason the same way like me.
your really matured in response honestly am impressed.i like fellows like you.

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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by Osakah24(m): 4:01pm On Jul 08, 2015
ddippset:
Seriously the best twit was ; gej, while you were away, my freezer couldn't stop being blocked '- same applies to me. It was the most serious and constructive twit of all, others were just comic relief.
So buhari fixed electricity in five weeks? Praise the lord of daura,for this miracle.

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Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by hotwax: 4:09pm On Jul 08, 2015
GEJ while you were away, i now enjoy 20 out of 24 hours electricity. Thanks for leaving.
Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by francizy(m): 4:14pm On Jul 08, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
#GejwhileyouwereAway

*Agarawu23 lost the whole competition on Nairaland

* Ngeneukwuenu became an economist (blood of God)

* Beremx started doing curtain advert as her signature since Daura President 5k will come in the #fullnessOffTime

*Seun left politics section for us

* omenka became the lone voice of a sinking ship

*mizmycoli became more emboldened on politics sections because barcanista and Kenai *Englisi*

*gbawe and and passingshot left Daura President becuae the 40K wasn't coming again

*farano is busy giving us musings about her utopian boyfriend while missclassy is becoming weirder

*Saraki became the first foreigner to mount the saddle of senate presidency according to saharaReporters

*Tanoids turned musicians called Wailing Wailers while janjaweedianss became Children of Hate

*Dullardinio and Dullaard have been censored by our Oga at the top because Daura Dolapo might promulgate Decree 5 to deal with social media

* Femi Adesina is now a walking disaster that Nigerians has criticised every single tweet he made since he became SSA media

* victoriabee and thesonofmark became cat and mouse

* dearpreye, whynotthetruth, francizy, mogidi and firefire made life so miserable for the *children of hate* that most of them denounced APC and their leaders

* FFK is back and asked us to Text SMELL to 4900 to check if Tinubu mouth is still smelling

Lastly Ishilove and Obinoscopy have got their PHD in view, we also join them to have our PHD in view

Muhehehehehe, while he was away, Tinubu who wanted to pocket juicy appointments is now gnashing his teeth.. grin

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