First of all, please don't be too quick to judge me. Everyone is in Lagos is simple a walking time bomb of M.adness

On this very Monday in the heart of Lagos, Isolo (Jankade Estate precisely), I was all dressed up in my well ironed White shirt and trouser which i just retrieved from the dry cleaner a day before. i was all good looking and ready to go for a kill; a seminar presentation to sell my business to a group of companies who finally gave me audience that day. i decided to use the public transport to be able to meet up with my appointment for 8am.
Then it happened...
while at the bus-stop waiting to board a bus, this dude drove pass me and splashed muddy water water on me (was a rainy day). Good Lord, I had been covered with red muddy water...badly stained. Sh*t!!! I called out to the dude, he just drove off without saying nothing...not even SORRY (that indeed would have solved everything)
Guess what? there was traffic just ahead.
What my girlfriend said i did wrong!!!
I walked up to his car, He had a good looking lady just beside him...No wonder!!! (luckily for me, the car's windows was down) i bent down, my hands in the red muddy water from the pothole close by, took a handful of mud, my hands through his window, then dropped it on his head. Then i did the obvious...Ran all the way back to the estate

I told my lady and guess what? she thinks me mad!!!
what would i have done?
isn't everyone mad in lagos?

You went a bit far, but he deserved it. (But you should have spoken to him before splashing the water on him. Maybe he didn't hear you.)

That wasn'm neccessary, you should have just turned back to go for a change...

How old are you @Op?

Op obviously you have a car. Do you say sorry to everyone to splash water on?

If you drive a lot you will realise you splash water on a lot of people unintentionally. You probably should have just talked some sense into his head.

Revenge is not always the option sometimes.

But you are a bad guy sha

ROTFLMBBO...

lol, childs play

Seun:
You went a bit far, but he deserved it. (But you should have spoken to him before splashing the water on him. Maybe he didn't hear you.)

Which one be He Didn't hear Oga Seun, Naso most of them Dey Do!!

Him No Hear Bawo?? Him Deaf Ni??

can't stop laughing. OP, I commend your courage for giving shit back to the guy. Some drivers really deserves such treatment for their uncaring attitude.

Hehehehehehehehehe

Lmao

I would probably not have done that, but the dude over deserves it. The kind pride wey dey enter guys head when they dey inside car irritates me to no end... Like they are so superior to every pedestrian.

Well... maybe na because I no get car sha...

Walahi, bros, u get good heart ooh, u just touched the water on his head? For wetin? I go find container, scoop the water, then, make sure he gets stained real good, den, If i am running, I will know what/why I am running for.

Correct guy!! na shittt you for rub am. Very annoying.

jidestroud:

First of all, please don't be too quick to judge me. Everyone is in Lagos is simple a walking time bomb of M.adness

On this very Monday in the heart of Lagos, Isolo (Jankade Estate precisely), I was all dressed up in my well ironed White shirt and trouser which i just retrieved from the dry cleaner a day before. i was all good looking and ready to go for a kill; a seminar presentation to sell my business to a group of companies who finally gave me audience that day. i decided to use the public transport to be able to meet up with my appointment for 8am.
Then it happened...
while at the bus-stop waiting to board a bus, this dude drove pass me and splashed muddy water water on me (was a rainy day). Good Lord, I had been covered with red muddy water...badly stained. Sh*t!!! I called out to the dude, he just drove off without saying nothing...not even SORRY (that indeed would have solved everything)
Guess what? there was traffic just ahead.
What my girlfriend said i did wrong!!!
I walked up to his car, He had a good looking lady just beside him...No wonder!!! (luckily for me, the car's windows where down) i bent down, my hands in the red muddy water from the pothole close by, took a handful of mud, my hands through his window, then dropped it on his head. Then i did the obvious...Ran all the way back in the estate

I told my lady and guess what? she thinks me mad!!!
what would i have done?
isn't everyone mad in lagos?

dats my guy!!!!!

3 bottles of origin fr u.


but d truth is if u ad done notin ur babe might bgin to tink u fullish, u cant totally satisfy dos chicks.
bottom line is folo ur heart

jidestroud:

First of all, please don't be too quick to judge me. Everyone is in Lagos is simple a walking time bomb of M.adness

On this very Monday in the heart of Lagos, Isolo (Jankade Estate precisely), I was all dressed up in my well ironed White shirt and trouser which i just retrieved from the dry cleaner a day before. i was all good looking and ready to go for a kill; a seminar presentation to sell my business to a group of companies who finally gave me audience that day. i decided to use the public transport to be able to meet up with my appointment for 8am.
Then it happened...
while at the bus-stop waiting to board a bus, this dude drove pass me and splashed muddy water water on me (was a rainy day). Good Lord, I had been covered with red muddy water...badly stained. Sh*t!!! I called out to the dude, he just drove off without saying nothing...not even SORRY (that indeed would have solved everything)
Guess what? there was traffic just ahead.
What my girlfriend said i did wrong!!!
I walked up to his car, He had a good looking lady just beside him...No wonder!!! (luckily for me, the car's windows where down) i bent down, my hands in the red muddy water from the pothole close by, took a handful of mud, my hands through his window, then dropped it on his head. Then i did the obvious...Ran all the way back in the estate

I told my lady and guess what? she thinks me mad!!!
what would i have done?
isn't everyone mad in lagos?

What if he happens to be the manager of the company u were going , what do u think would have happened when u got there?

Hahahahaha... @op, ur craze is equal to none.

The only bad thing u did was to run away. U shld av waited to c what's gonna happen.

Smiles!
i still think a bath woulda been better 4him

Learn to let things go. #did you feel better after doing that btw? #You had to run..so why do it in the first place.
I'm not saying what he did is right but who are we to judge?

Seriously you got me laffing......but wait, OMG!!! Are u mad ?

Op I swear lwkmhooooooo!!!
Infact laff wan tear my pant as I dey imagine you with yhur bald head running with a big smile of satisfaction on your face


For your mind you don do better thing abi

Old man wey nor wan old...why you run like small pikin..boss you too fall hand


Make your girlfriend go find better man date ooo..cuz na your type go dey ask woman "what is bIow job"...








Old man with small pikin sense

But d story sweet sha

See everyone judging the guy.
*Learn to let things go; How many things have you let go in your life?
*You shouldn't have run; Would you have stayed if it were you? Hypocrites.
*How old are you? What has that got to do with his actions? Anyone in any age bracket could have done that

Everybody here sounding sanctimonious.
We should check the precedence that's what matters.
Op felt cheated (Someone who had dressed up for a seminar and apparently doesn't want to be late).
He did what he felt he should do given his mindset/ perspective and what he think is best.

Doesn't really matter if Op had splashed water on people too. We cannot all be perfect all the time.
If next time someone pours mud on Op for splashing water on them, then he deserves it too.
So guys, free the guy and laugh it off. This kind of situation doesn't call us to be judgmental. Just laugh it off.

For our girl Op, she is neither perfect too. She does other crazy and insane things to people too subtly, subliminally, unconsciously or consciously.

Again and again, nairalanders make una softly dey comment because laugh wan tear my bellllllle. Lagosians with their madness, I miss that state abeg.

tunnamania11:

What if he happens to be the manager of the company u were going , what do u think would have happened when u got there?

Only in nollywood

lumzybo:



Only in nollywood

Okay o

@OP. You were okay up till the point you ran away.

That was a biitch move

Make I turn Q if this thread no hit frontpage

bad boy

@OP......
Thank God the guy is not one of those 'high on weed' guys or those 'Danfo' drivers. He would have parked his car and chase you to your estate with serious slap.
Cars or even 'danfo' will always splash mud in Lagos.........How many drivers would you fight with? you go fight taya....
You should have handled it in a matured way.

The truth must be told as it unfolds; guy you went too far.

You are a man, and a man you must remain. Irregardless of the circumstance you must remain an example of strength and control at all times.

Not this would not always be easy, but an excellent spirit, a sound mind and a healthy body is a good trinity worthy to be envied and emulated.

You should also learn to empathize with others.

There is a high probability the guy didn't know what he did, hence your counter-actions were not only unnecessary but would be regarded by nature as the beginning of a string of events of which if Karma were provoked to act, it is you who would receive the consequences of your actions.

But let us deny Karma her existence and influence in the laws of the multiverses temporarily as we assume he was not aware of his actions. You should also remember that several factors formed voltron to present to you the most probable future that is your unpleasant experience; if the clouds were not condensing water particles from the first heaven, there would be no puddles of water to be splashed on you and thus, the offense rendered you would have been still-born. Also if his vehicle wasn't speeding or if he wasn't distracted by his thoughts or the game of conversation he was probably playing with his female friend he would have seen you and perhaps not have done what he did.

If it were me I'd allow the inner critic within me come to his defense and raise all these charges on his behalf so even if I felt offended and or cheated, I'd immediately forgive him for his actions and after returning to reality, atone for the consequences of my decisions and overall purpose.

And what if he did splash the water on me deliberately on a whim? What if it was all premeditated by his persona?

I shall suffer for an offense I did not give; this is reality, I must accept this. The feeling of being cheated or wronged is nothing but a feeling; an emotional expression by my soul radiating from the excesses of my already stable and constantly adapting mental behavior, so being the feeling that it is I shall not define the rest of my day by it. It may persist, linger, reaching into the deeper parts of my soul, in a bid to provoke a lust for vengeance to be wrought either by assaulting the wrong-doer in a mental scenario (created within the vastness of my own personal mental universe within which all must acknowledge me as the divine ruler and deity) or physically (as our OP did). But I shall not succumb to its seductions or the unclothedness of its thirst for gratification, why? Because I am a man and I may not be able to control actions rendered to me but I can control my own actions and inactions with respect to the actions rendered.

OP - A contrite heart which can be yours as you come to realize you error, is commendable and acceptable in the Eyes of Him who seeth all things, knoweth all things and becometh all things. But may I humbly recommend you count to ten the next time you are angry before acting. If you are very angry then you can count to a hundred.

As for your fiancée, I have come to understand that a woman's first reaction to anything when provoked is her most sincere one. If she thinks you are mad you need to calm her down and lovingly reassure her that as you ascend the stairs to the pursuit of your purpose you will always be truthful to your self and others around you and that you will always cherish, defend and fend for her no matter what.

That should calm her down.


Cheers!

why did you run?

jidestroud:

First of all, please don't be too quick to judge me. Everyone is in Lagos is simple a walking time bomb of M.adness

On this very Monday in the heart of Lagos, Isolo (Jankade Estate precisely), I was all dressed up in my well ironed White shirt and trouser which i just retrieved from the dry cleaner a day before. i was all good looking and ready to go for a kill; a seminar presentation to sell my business to a group of companies who finally gave me audience that day. i decided to use the public transport to be able to meet up with my appointment for 8am.
Then it happened...
while at the bus-stop waiting to board a bus, this dude drove pass me and splashed muddy water water on me (was a rainy day). Good Lord, I had been covered with red muddy water...badly stained. Sh*t!!! I called out to the dude, he just drove off without saying nothing...not even SORRY (that indeed would have solved everything)
Guess what? there was traffic just ahead.
What my girlfriend said i did wrong!!!
I walked up to his car, He had a good looking lady just beside him...No wonder!!! (luckily for me, the car's windows where down) i bent down, my hands in the red muddy water from the pothole close by, took a handful of mud, my hands through his window, then dropped it on his head. Then i did the obvious...Ran all the way back in the estate

I told my lady and guess what? she thinks me mad!!!
what would i have done?
isn't everyone mad in lagos?