I know some of you ladies out there are already getting old and are wondering when you will get married. So out of concern I have decided to help you out. At the same time also, most of you have often wondered what do men really want in a woman.

Well, your breakthrough has come.

Note: This is not for the Olosho's/Runs girls but for those serious about marriage.

1. Get yourself some brains

All sane men are strongly attracted to intelligent females. If you know you're not in the "Intelligent" category and all you can can talk about is Brazilian hairs, and using "KK" in your Whatsapp conversations, then why don't you do yourself a favor and stop wasting your brain function watching Telemundo and African Magic for crying out loud. Go buy yourself some books and read (Not those silly romantic Novels).
Wow your guy with talks about latest technologies and theories of dark matter and quantum physics.

2. Take your guy out

I really don't know why it is hard for a Naija girl to take a guy out. Can't you spend on your man? Must he spend on you everytime? Mtchewww. I mean seriously your local Naija mentality is really killing you. I had a girl visit from the States once who actually gave me almost about N12000 to spend on her and her friends. I mean, she didn't even want me to spend my money. Now that's what I call a Bae.

3. Be extremely adventurous

Instead of sitting at home lazying about and doing as if you can't afford to even kill an ant. Why don't you go engage yourself in some extreme stunts like Skydiving, Mountain Hiking, Scuba diving, Bull fighting, Horse back racing and also end up volunteering yourself to go into outer space. Take pictures and put on Instagram. We prefer that to you pouting your lips all over the place.

And don't tell me you can't do all these things in Nigeria because you can (Except for the Skydiving and Outer Space part). Just go do something extreme.

4. Don't open your legs

SMH for some girls sef. So just because a guy buys you N70 Doughnut and Fanyogo on the first day, the next thing you do is to open your legs. The truth is even though most of these guys out there lack self control and say things like "Body no be firewood". The truth is that deep down, they want a girl who can say no until the wedding night. No guy wants to even find out that his wife's V is as wide as the Grand Canyon. Keeping yourself makes you much more valued in our eyes. Don't listen to those small kids on Nairaland that will tell you otherwise, they are just full of youthful exuberance. (Please remember I said this post is for those willing to get married and not the Olosho's).

5. Stop that stripper style dressing

Get some decency in you dressing for crying out loud. The way you dress determines the kind of guys that approach you (Most times anyway). If all you do is expose your cleavage ( because you feel it's the in thing now), then prepare to be used and dumped. And when you get dumped don't say it's witches from your village.

6. Be independent

If you don't want to be seen as a gold-digger, then please Stop disturbing your guy every time for recharge cards. Infact you should surprise him once in a while by sending him a recharge card ( And I am not talking of N100 card). Send him N5000 and watch how your guy treats you. Most of you are working so spend your own money and stop being selfish.

7. Play football video games

Most Naija girls and even some guys in their uncivilized mentality (they think they are civilized when they do this) think playing video games is for babies bla bla bla.....(The candy crush you're playing is it not for babies). Why don't you all leave the stone age and come over into the 21st century. If you don't like the video games force yourself. No be you wan marry.

8. Be classy

We don't want touts (Stay off the Streets). Talk classy, dress classy and walk classy. Stop walking on the road like a crab. The more "Kate Middleton" like you can be the better for us.

9. Drive a Lamborghini

Yea... you read that right. Why don't you Go buy yourself a Lamborghini. And watch how very fast you can get married. You might say "But where will I get money to buy one"- Go and work hard you lazy thing. Is Kylie Jenner not your mate even your junior sef.

P.S:Don't worry about it chasing men away. It only helps you in chasing away the "Pomo" men. But men like myself of timber and calibre, it draws us closer.

Please guys, feel free to add yours.

4. Don't open your legs
SMH for some girls sef. So just because a guy buys you N70 Doughnut and Fanyogo on the first day, the next thing you do is to open your legs. The truth is even though most of these guys out there lack self control and say things like "Body no be firewood". The truth is that deep down, they want a girl who can say no until the wedding night. No guy wants to even find out that his wife's V is as wide as the Grand Canyon. Keeping yourself makes you much more valued in our eyes. Don't listen to those small kids on Nairaland that will tell you otherwise, they are just full of youthful exuberance. (Please remember I said this post is for those willing to get married and not the Olosho's).

This to Me is the most important.
That is why I'm going to marry a VIRGIN. As for me, It's a virgin or nothing. I've seen things that made me take this decision, Don't have time to explain in details.

For those of you about to ask, "Are you a virgin yourself? ". Yes, I'm a virgin.

Ladyboss1 come see

No 0ffence Mr Op.Ladies,if you wanna get a marriage mate within a hour,just contact me and come with your 1million naira...Its a DEAL!But before then,dont open your legs for any guy shaa o!Na chop and clean mouth and wait for a gentleman to carry the plates and wash

SeverusSnape:


This to Me is the most important.
That is why I'm going to marry a VIRGIN. As for me, It's a virgin or nothing. I've seen things that made me take this decision, Don't have time to explain in details.

For those of you about to ask, "Are you a virgin yourself? ". Yes, I'm a virgin.

Oboy,see achievement...This one pass Barca's treble o

SeverusSnape:


This to Me is the most important.
That is why I'm going to marry a VIRGIN. As for me, It's a virgin or nothing. I've seen things that made me take this decision, Don't have time to explain in details.

For those of you about to ask, "Are you a virgin yourself? ". Yes, I'm a virgin.

If you're truly a virgin, then your a sure guy.

BTW. Ishilove we go fight o.

And @the end OP, choice matters, I think what men wants this days in a woman are....Emotional stability, loving and understanding,hardworking, be there for her husband and take care of her home

Not all this Lambhorgini, and the rest virginity stuff you talking about

Mhen if that's your criteria for you to marry a woman I take it you not ready yet

Jeromejnr:


If you're truly a virgin, then your a sure guy.

BTW. Ishilove we go fight o.

Seriously, I am. But if you see me, you will never believe. Though I've been in relationships.

lordtim001:
Oboy,see achievement...This one pass Barca's treble o

HEHEHEHEHEHE.

Sassybae:
And @the end OP, choice matters, I think what men wants this days in a woman are....Emotional stability, loving and understanding,hardworking, be there for her husband and take care of her home

Not all this Lambhorgini, and the rest virginity stuff you talking about

Mhen if that's your criteria for you to marry a woman I take it you not ready yet

Haha.

Well what's your definition of a hardworking lady? There are girls that fulfill all the is stuffs you talked about but are still single. Actually the point I was tryna make is that guys want something more. Not the everyday boring stuff.

OP, despite all this coaching, the truth is that some girls can't be married. This advice would be like water off a duck's back to them.

Oh really? That's boring?

Jeromejnr:


Haha.

Well what's your definition of a hardworking lady? There are girls that fulfill all the is stuffs you talked about but are still single. Actually the point I was tryna make is that guys want something more. Not the everyday boring stuff.

Sassybae:
And @the end OP, choice matters, I think what men wants this days in a woman are....Emotional stability, loving and understanding,hardworking, be there for her husband and take care of her home

Not all this Lambhorgini, and the rest virginity stuff you talking about

Mhen if that's your criteria for you to marry a woman I take it you not ready yet

@OP, see dis one, she's consoling herself, by there profile pics u shall knw dem.

Welrez:
OP, despite all this coaching, the truth is that some girls can't be married. This advice would be like water off a duck's back to them.

Then they have chosen their own path in life.

If only some girls will not allow their emotions to becloud their sense of reasoning.

Sassybae:
Oh really? That's boring?

Yea it is. Why don't you ask the guys around you.

Johnnoah1st:
@OP, see dis one, she's consoling herself, by there profile pics u shall knw dem.

Hehe. You dey find her trouble o.

Like I told you, I wanna get married or looking for hubby?

Johnnoah1st:
@OP, see dis one, she's consoling herself, by there profile pics u shall knw dem.

Lol I will

Jeromejnr:


Yea it is. Why don't you ask the guys around you.

Naija Girl take you Out .... Well with your Money

Sassybae:
Like I told you, I wanna get married or looking for hubby?

den u shouldnt have even comment in the first place, REMEMBER THE OP SAID NOT olosho

Lol,your headache sha

Johnnoah1st:
den u shouldnt have even comment in the first place, REMEMBER THE OP SAID NOT olosho

Sassybae:
Lol,your headache sha

ARE U SURE? i dont knw u a doctor, since u can prescribe my illment, wat drug do i need to get?

SMH....

Johnnoah1st:
ARE U SURE? i dont knw u a doctor, since u can prescribe my illment, wat drug do i need to get?

Sassybae:
SMH....

Sassybae, you removed your PIC why?. I hope it's not because of what someone said o.

Lol, I've wanted to.would upload soon

Jeromejnr:


Sassybae, you removed your PIC why?. I hope it's not because of what someone said o.

Sassybae:
Lol, I've wanted to.would upload soon

Abeg. Upload O! We want to see the new you.

Sassybae:
SMH....

SO U DELETE UR PICS CUS OF ME? truss me, have already saved, quickly view it below to confirm i will remove it soon,

You goofed with your first point. Why on earth would you think all men want to marry a lady who talks about the latest technology and all that? How will that make her a good wife/mother? A lady can be intelligent in other ways without necessarily knowing all about technology, politics or art. You really need not have too high expectations of your dream woman. Even ladies are human beings too.

Jeromejnr:


Sassybae, you removed your PIC why?. I hope it's not because of what someone said o.

ITS BECAUSE Of ME. sure

Lol...abeg lemme jaree

Johnnoah1st:
SO U DELETE UR PICS CUS OF ME? truss me, have already saved, quickly view it below to confirm i will remove it soon,

Lol nd ure sure?

Johnnoah1st:
ITS BECAUSE Of ME. sure

Dygeasy:
You goofed with your first point. Why on earth would you think all men want to marry a lady who talks about the latest technology and all that? How will that make her a good wife/mother? A lady can be intelligent in other ways without necessarily knowing all about technology, politics or art. You really need not have too high expectations of your dream woman. Even ladies are human beings too.

Those where just examples and they are not limited to just what was listed.

BTW what other areas of intelligence are you talking about?