Sassybae:
Lol thanx dear
How you doing today

am great u?

nickkylawve:
yea thanks !! Ahan so do U knw where this young dude is?

Yeah missy. He wld be with u shortly.

Mzflexydeeva:
kole je emi na. Shey mo kola?

mo no ife e ju ife ti mo ni fun adeh ohhh. Shey Iwo ni ife si mi?

dasrackhor:
Cutehector u r truely bursted...imagine some1 dey compare u with her nephew..Dis is d height of Humiliation...Cutehector do something b4 u r totally jonzed.

all ye be picking on him: drop ur lines na

Here I am!

nickkylawve:
yea thanks !! Ahan so do U knw where this young dude is?

But e 4 make sense after all the wooing mk get together end am..... @ least the winners can hold their price physically

Mzflexydeeva:
But e 4 make sense after all the wooing mk get together end am..... @ least the winners can hold their price physically

mehn that one for make sense ohh.physically and emotionally

Am good

Mzflexydeeva:
am great u?

Cutehector:
its alright.. Let's not take these things seriously, its just for fun.. Please..

Hian,so now u can form gud boy after u don disturb dis thread finish with yha mouth making...so d bashing affect dat u gat no other choice than to drink Loyal milk..shiooooor

Mzflexydeeva:
all ye be picking on him: drop ur lines na

hey miss,not d mouth making type and beside gat no 1 to woo..my babe dey intact..No homo..sowie to disappoint sweery..Cheer up.. Babe complete dis for me...If its not about making money,its not making ..................

Danjuma827:
mehn that one for make sense ohh.physically and emotionally

hmmmmm

kinglekan:


Yeah missy. He wld be with u shortly.

yea u dd it! Thnkss

Jacksparrow0712:
Here I am!

so where v u bn?

You left me

Tell me you missed me. Cuz I did

nickkylawve:
so where v u bn?

Jacksparrow0712:
You left me

hmm u think so? V bn busy looking for u

Hun, I never left. I've always been here; where you left me.
Welcome back anyways
What you got for me?

nickkylawve:
hmm u think so? V bn busy looking for u

Sassybae:
Joe please don't be hard on me
I'll do it

Awwwww. So you're this soft? Ah don cash you
I was just trying to test your resolve.

afolwalex20:
I should type an autobiography here

Yes

Jacksparrow0712:
Hun, I never left. I've always been here; where you left me.
Welcome back anyways
What you got for me?

hmm I v got nothing for u so who r u wooing so I cnt assist u

Lol. I wooed already. You missed it


https://www.nairaland.com/2526251/wooing-challenge-season-vii-main/15#36962197

nickkylawve:
hmm I v got nothing for u so who r u wooing so I cnt assist u

Jacksparrow0712: LADYBOSS1
Dearest, my body is simply crazy with wanting u.
I wonder if your body wants mine the way mine wants yours, the kisses, the hotness, the wetness, all melting together, the being held so tight that it hurts, the strangle and the struggle.

I love you, Lala, with all my heart and to know that you love me means my life.
How often I have thought about the immeasurable joy that will be ours some day.
How lucky our children will be to have a mother like you.

Everyone is furious with me for going back to you, but they don’t understand us.
I feel that it is only with you that I can do anything at all.
Do remake my ruined life for me, and then our friendship and love will have a different meaning to the world.

You’ve told me this contest will never change things between us (Wouldn't make you change your mind).
But I can’t, Lala, I can’t just… let you go. Even Darth Vader, an evil Sith lord, couldn’t leave his son to die at the end of “Return of the Jedi”.

You make me feel so safe, Lala. So warm. I want to crawl up inside you.
Like Luke Skywalker crawled up inside his tauntaun to protect himself from the sub-zero temperatures of Hoth where the Rebel Alliance was hiding from the Galactic Empire.

For you, Lala, I would dive into the Sarlacc Pit of Tatooine and be slowly digested for a thousand years, like the bounty hunter Bobba Fett.

Please, Lala, give you and me a try - or as wise Jedi once said, "Try not...Do, or do not. There is no try." Come on, let’s "do" it.

I am writing these lines to tell you that I cannot live any longer without you.
I worship you always.
I think you are a beauty and the nicest girl I ever saw and I adore.
Oh exquisite Fanny, do not despise me for loving you so well.
I shall be broken-hearted if you said no to me.

I wish this were a movie and we saw each other across a room and fell in love and I killed dragons for you and you fought off evil stepmoms for me.
I wish I was a Disney prince with no doubt about my feelings and you were a Disney princess and that this would all end with us kissing in front of a sunset to an Oscar winning soundtrack.
But life’s not animated, and we don’t have a soundtrack, and nothing’s finished after an hour and a half.

Why does life always colour outside the lines? 3D isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, I’d take a VCR life with you any day.

You know when you go to the pet store and there are haughty self-righteous fish swimming around in the tank, and there’s one dorky sweet looking one in the corner?
Yeah, I know there’s other fish in the sea, but there’s only one of you.
You’re that fish in the corner and I don’t want any other damn fish, I just want you.

Sometimes, wished that you was a robot.
I would open you up, and cross some wires, and flip some switches, and push some buttons, and tighten some screws, until you didn’t act so mechanical. Until you loved me.

I want to find out who you are behind that smile of yours.
I want to push away your hand that’s covering your face, and hold it tight.
I want to run my fingers through your hair, and see the blush creep onto your face.
I want to be there when you spill your feelings, your thoughts, your opinions.

I must confess that every night when I imagine you by my side, i cannot fall asleep for another hour. Too much heaven, too much heaven.

The thing is; you have really nice eyes and I really like looking into them.
And I also like that you smile so sweet when our eyes meet.
But then I look away. Mostly because I’m afraid of disappointment.
I’m scared to break. I’m scared to admit that I’ve not only stumbled, but fallen completely over for you.

Every time I see you, it blindsides me how gorgeous you are.
I wished you had x-ray vision so you could see how hard my heart beats when I’m around you

Baby, Like the late Martin Luther King Jr., I have a dream that one day, we will be together and unstoppable.
Please, be my Woman.

Love you with all me heart my Queen Lala

CC Dygeasy and Tohpahz Phikom sleekyshuga







cant keep waiting to be called on. got things to do

Jesus!!!!!! Seriously you wrote this?

Am a guy but am damn sure I no fit compose 1/100 of what you wrote...


You try o

Lol. Trust me you can. All you need do is get yourself in that serene environment, with candles lit and let you heart bleed through your pen. lol

Thanks

simdam500:


Jesus!!!!!! Seriously you wrote this?

Am a guy but am damn sure I no fit compose 1/100 of what you wrote...


You try o

Awwwww I missd dat!! Cool tho.. So what's her response

Jacksparrow0712:
Lol. I wooed already. You missed it


https://www.nairaland.com/2526251/wooing-challenge-season-vii-main/15#36962197

The other guy didn't show up. So maybe I win by default

nickkylawve:
Awwwww I missd dat!! Cool tho.. So what's her response

Jacksparrow0712: Lol. Trust me you can. All you need do is get yourself in that serene environment, with candles lit and let you heart bleed through your pen. lol

Thanks

alright maybe in decades.

By the way, going through the whole thread is like a task I should be paid for.



But please tell me "did she say a YES"? Cos if she didn't

Hahahahahahaha. I won by default. The other challenger didn't show up. So it's automatically a no contest

simdam500:


alright maybe in decades.

By the way, going through the whole thread is like a task I should be paid for.



But please tell me "did she say a YES"? Cos if she didn't

Lol u b good in composing stories oh love poems I mean

Jacksparrow0712:
The other guy didn't show up. So maybe I win by default

Lol. It's actually not my thing. I'm too lazy. Just had to force me do that. It's not something I enjoy doing. But writing this was easy for me. More like pouring out your heart

nickkylawve:
Lol u b good in composing stories oh love poems I mean

Lol

Jacksparrow0712:
Lol. It's actually not my thing. I'm too lazy. Just had to force me do that. It's not something I enjoy doing. But writing this was easy for me. More like pouring out your heart

And when will today's batch start

Tophaz

Cutehector:
what is it? Please

Wanna try?

kinglekan:



Na u dey gv this Mhizkel wings oooo. If u like wait till next month, na u sabi.

#Painment