if you are not in church right now.......what's your best excuse?

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Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

What's the need of going to church to contribute my money to lazy people who suppose find something doing rather than rely on interpreting one book that is very easy to read and understand.


Also, tell me your reasons for not adhering to our local rituals.

This is the 7th day.. I rested.

Taking care of my sick wifey.

I used to be a regular at winners chapel. But since the election period when religion started mixing with politics and money. It's really given me a second thought about the whole thing.

Right now it's just based on impulse

Rain

We don go come back, just 2hrs...

Being at home by this time doesn't mean someone didn't go to church.
Some churches run two to three services and that means that the first service starts as early as 7am, so people who went for the first service would have been back by now.

I went, bt i jst quick comot bcaz babes no plenty 4 dat church

following

simple question, well lemme ans it;
I didnt go to church cos in my church, they have like 5 offering sessions for different budgets, one of them is lets say cathedraticum they will say church will send it to Rome lol. OK, let's say they have a 1million naira Target, and we Jejely donate 1.2mill, d 200k wey suppose enter church acnt go grow leg.. and next Sunday, they will say acnt is dry, like to zero!! and these multi-offering is every week
I almost forgot, our church dey build church

#teamCatholica

See flimsy excuses.at the last day is to your tent oh Israel.

exlink10:
my wife oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo






she said am not goin ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lesbian or lesbianism, which one?

NYSC head count funny set of people

I went.

# rained cat and dog through the nyt, so I got up late, n calculated I can't meet up with sunday school # and I knw my sunday service isn't complete without sunday school #

I don't do religion, hence I'm currently eating noodles and plantain with a bottle of orijin at home.

because i wanted to bleep my gf wen my parents are out

preparing my message for tomorrow morning devotion at my work place + na children chapel I dey n not on prog. dis month..

my wife oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo






she said am not goin ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Morale is low...
Can become high tho after today's sermon.

in the hospital

watever reason u have not to be in church this morning doesn't count anymore, just try to b there nxt time. Or beta still u can visit any place where there is evening fellowship or service today.

Remember, do not forget d gathering of the brethren. HEBREWS 10:25

I'M OUTIE

I'm not in an English speaking country and the church where they have English mass is actually far from where I live. I go there sometimes though but didn't go 2day.

I went to church